FLBP: A problem I never get tired of (36 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/TheRealHayden Hayden Rivers II

    Very beautiful women. Wish I could meet one.

    • Tex

      Insert *Forever Alone*

      • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

        Lol. right? His comment made me feel better about my life.

    • matthew

      i know the one who has the three photos, who covers her tits with her hand πŸ˜€

    • BNILE

      You mean M E A T right?

  • Chunk Pants

    Kate Upton gifs will never get old

    • wut

      lol

    • Lev

      Homebody here needs a better hobby.

      • Lev

        *Homeboy

    • Mike

      Neither will Treyvon Martin…

      • That Guy

        so bad..

    • Eric

      Hahahahaha!!! Your funny!!! If it bothers you… go elsewhere!!
      http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc141/Varney02

    • mrme

      She's reminding more and more of anna nicole smith which is making her seem less and less attractive.

      • Always Last

        That's exactly what she's going to turn into – maybe without the drugs and all the other drama but this girl is going to be F A T.

  • Steve

    Woo hoo I'm in early. Awesome early morning boobies.

  • Stevefrombluesclues

    Upon further review I have now decided to become a chiropractor πŸ˜‰

    • KCCO

      #5 Don't mind if I do…. now spread 'em!

      • sweet

        clear signal that she is a lesbian

    • Austin

      You my good sir… Are a genius!

  • Hendo

    #15 – I like it, but it would look a lot better on the floor.

    • AAA

      And burned

    • Brown Bear

      zing!…this guy! ^_^

  • LaurenGoMeow

    One of these days I will make it on flbp..

    • Mcchocolate

      Soon….

      • Simon Bolivar

        How fat are you?

    • realzoo

      We will all be rooting for you. πŸ˜‰

    • Helpmehelpyou

      Send me your pictures and I'll decide if you make the cut

    • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

      Lauren is this what you strive for in life? tits really sad, use your brain
      , notyour body

      you are what these gross 40 year old men exploit, its disgusting, plus, no offense, yo uare not really a model

      • truth

        Hear Hear!

        And a big thumbs-down to the rest of you stupid Chivers (not all of you, just the majority) who keep giving thumbs-up to cute girls for average, banal comments!

        • The Truth

          stop using my handle in vain, you jackass…

      • Trav1121

        You're a classy guy, Jake. 😦

      • Underbaker

        Love your Freudian slip there "tits really sad", so your subconscious knows that you really do want to see them, so stop pretending. Now when you say "gross 40 year old men" are you saying there are 144 of us or that all men are gross (because according to most women we are)?

        • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

          TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
          https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

          TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

          CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

          RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

          what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

          1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

          2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

          3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

          4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

          5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

          6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

          7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

          8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

          9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

          10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

          11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

          12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

          13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

          14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

          15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

          • xspader

            MTV and E! are dumbing down America and the rest of the world by shoving the Kardashians and those wankers in Jersey Shors down our throats. Not to mention Teen Mom etc. I think you really need to get a hobby and get outside more to release some of that anger. Its the internet it shouldnt be censored.
            Also they make fun of everyone not just asians and blacks. If you are so sensitive to the comments and posts that are on this site then why come here? why not just avoid it? I'd love to know how they promote genocide in Africa….

          • TheDumbHurtsMyEYE!

            You want racist? Go here: http://www.whitepowermilk.com/pages/process
            (Yes, that's a real site, btw)
            The Chive purposely doesn't take itself seriously, nor do [most] of it's users. There are still literal white power websites and groups out there who deserve your railing hatred WAAAYYY before The Chive does. Why don't you rally a group to shut THEM down, you know, the one's who actually publicly hate anyone who isn't white.

            • NotJHL1

              It hurts my eye too.

          • Underbaker

            So your the guy who looks at porn for the purpose of research to see what needs to be censored, but secretly hopes it never is so you can still look at it.

      • Your'reaScrub

        Hahaha, you say its sad, and you're the one who freks the fuck out when you don't see a black girl on here.

    • avidd

      Are you joking? I don't get it.

    • Thor

      Go fuck your self. If you dont like the chive then stop going to the site idiot.

    • Devin_Medrano

      Your ignorance and sheer desperation for attention blow me away. You truly have no life in any way, shape, form or fashion.

    • Skermitt

      #25 – Kinda looks like your comment picture

    • SDCableGuy

      Dude, America lags because parents don't take care of their kids AND the great majority of those parents are black dads. Get a life and move on because we're gonna keep CHIVING!!

    • Ball

      some people are rude, you will make it. I know it.

    • LaurenGoMeow

      Well aware of the fact I'm not a model, but thechive is also about your everyday girl. So jus KCCO.

    • LaurenGoMeow

      wow so much negativity.. seems as though some are not keepin calm

      • Lotus

        Few things piss me off, but when someone uses that lame-ass "keep calm" phrase I get the urge to punch the nearest kitten

      • Phil

        Fuck their negativity. You're right that thechive is about the everyday girl. That's why most of us are here. For the guys that want to argue and call girls fat, go ahead.

        For the rest of us, KCCO and enjoy some pics of women with nice tits.

    • dasdasdsa

      there there. *pats head*

    • darthspencer

      just a 5k$ boob job away!

  • Stevefrombluesclues

    #14 I would hide the eggs so well if she came over for Easter dressed like that. It would take her hours and hours of bending over to find them all πŸ™‚

    • Stevefrombluesclues

      "now how did all of these eggs end up hidden under my blanket on my bed? hmpf"

    • Dr. Fap

      I know I am going to get thumbed down, but I don't think she is that hot. She is hot, but there a lot more beautiful women on this site daily.

    • Russian47

      dont forget to put some up high to make her jump for it!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Why hasn't anyone noticed the tip of her nip showing in this gif? I go away for a long weekend and this is what happens? For shame gentlemen! For shame!

  • Wet_tosti

    #7 Unleash this kraken on me!

    • Ben

      Imogen Thomas

    • KCCO

      I can almost see some toe, which is kind of a kraken….

  • scotology

    #13 You had me at boobs

    • Thud

      Why are you wasting time asking me? You could have had it made already…

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001110399271 Luziano Chavez

        ZING! haha

    • Ha!

      And the punch line: Great, wash your hands then I'll take a sandwich.

    • jeff donuts

      wife material

  • realzoo

    #3 #7 #9 #17 #26 Great post….A reason to love Monday's!!!

    • Brown Bear

      the only reason to love Mondays in fact

    • 650

      Why do so many people use an apostrophe to make a word plural?

    • http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress Animal

      To love Monday's what?

    • If you said so...

      #26's panties…. they are too big. They kind of creep me out, for some reason I can't quite put my finger on.

  • Oregon_country

    #2 Holy bewbs.

    • Stevefrombluesclues

      this is what she offered up to Goku when he was making a spirit bomb to defeat Frieza

    • sirruss3ll

      Two words: Jordan Carver.

    • Shane

      16. I'd really like to punch @mayerjacoby in the dick

    • about

      Number 7 isn't true. Mac posts pictures of black cats every Saturday.

      Do your research, nitwit.

    • Art Van Delay

      Austin Kincaid……porno star.

      • GrayDog
        • https://www.facebook.com/blazej.prusiecki Blazej Prusiecki

          that's why i love this site πŸ˜› there's ALWAYS someone who knows those chicks ❀

        • j-roy

          Glad to hear its queen of nature and not a Easter/Jesus thing – she is too hot to go to hell

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #14 she's hypnotizing every time.

  • LiquidMuff07

    #34 Pretty good view from up here

    • soullprinz

      nice boobs u got i luv it

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheRealHayden Hayden Rivers II

    #34 your are amazing!!!

    • FukTard

      You forgot the word BOOBS in that statement!

  • MattKL

    #3 Holy frijoles! Love it.

    • Simon Bolivar

      iMAS!

    • fact

      no

      • michael1922100

        YES

  • catfi$h

    #13 Ur Hired

  • Keith

    #13 Yes, please!

  • Andrew

    # 13 – yes, yes you can

    • NotJHL1

      Look at the two comments above yours. Notice how they didn't put a space between # character and the number?

  • Trav1121

    #2 and #22 just blew my mind! Incredible way to start the day! Wow… Moar of them!

    • stumeister

      #2 is asking to get a load all over those puppies

      • Orcslayer

        jordan carver kybele

    • Guest

      #22 chivettes make life so much sweeter

  • Andrew

    #13 – yes, yes you can

    • NotJHL1

      That's better.

    • masterbater666

      ill jizz all over her fucking tits before i gave her taste of 7 inch cockmeat sandwich

  • Rollout25

    #34 I would do anything to get in that bed

  • Trav1121

    #28 Oooh the 'banned' outfit. Damn, Jessica knows how to wear clothes! Or NOT wear clothes, I should say. Great cosplayer. #29 also

    • ItsRightHereRay

      the day isn't complete without a dose of jessica nigri πŸ˜€

  • Trav1121

    #25 is fantastic! Looks familiar…

    • moar boar

      CaliChivette?

  • iheartboobs

    #32 FTW

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Duckface should never take the win. Especially with Kate upton in the post

      • iheartboobs

        Thats no duck face, its a kiss! Read the shirt!

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Said every girl that made a duckface for a photo ever.

    • Marko

      I think this is genesis moreno

    • FrencMan

      nose job… lip injections… guess what ? those are fkn implants…

  • Slim jim

    #13, I'll make you a sandwich.

    • oqsig99

      I can't believe a response of "I'll bring the meat" has not been posted yet w/in the first page. Too lazy to check the other pages for it.

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