• Beena

    one very insane, angry man….

    • LivingDeadBeat

      Some men just want to watch the world burn

      • Skermitt

        Sounds like the sorta shit that goes down in Grand Theft Auto…

    • Cologne

      Must be a red wings fan

  • Matt

    Funny, he doesn't look the type…

    • Pants

      Yeah, a black guy would've been more believable.

  • mhuard5

    Challenge accepted!

  • Matt

    He must have just been pissed off because the Chive shirts were sold out in two seconds for the twentieth time in a row. This is a very rational, measured response, actually.

    • Mattsdad

      He looks like a Chiver too.

    • Lavmdmv


    • Dbswv

      ive had to buy 1 from ebay 😦

  • kaidoh101

    GTA: San Andreas

    • Case

      GTA: Nashville

  • needitwantit

    Should have posted this in the 'so you got wasted' section 😛

    • Wil

      A more appropriate title would be, "So, you're a waste of humanity."

  • MattKL

    Well as long you're shooting for the stars…

  • 2Dogs

    Well …his life is toast…


    shout out KCCOHockey on facebook we kept calm and scored a 10-0 flawless victory in our season opener.. find us on FB and like us.

    • Dakota

      i guess nobody likes shout outs, or hockey

      • Munyshot

        fuck that, nobody likes Dakota.

  • this guy

    What?! They're not even going to explain how and / or why he was in a water cooling vat? I feel robbed.

    • cjuncosa

      make that 12 felonies cause I got robbed.

      • titsmcgee

        can't figure out how he got there, but i looked up the story online & it said he was hiding from police in the vat

    • she's a witch!

      clever hiding spot…how did they even find him

  • Ashom

    I'm trying to decide if this fits the definition of a failtacular. Still, he definitely fits the adage “Go large or go home”.

  • Ballen

    Why would he rub shit on the law degrees?

    • Nighthawk

      Cause lawyers are assholes?

    • Rhayzor

      My guess is he probably had dealings with the lawyer in question in the past. Evidently unsatisfied with the quality of representation he received.

  • Hybrid

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

  • Ashton

    Sounds like a normal day in GTA to me…

  • xurjix

    They left out the part where all the victims said he was crying during this whole event. He apparently blamed it all on ambien.

  • KIwii

    Never getting on a Greyhound ever again…

  • Hybrid

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

    Should be under "I do what i want".

  • BDavis

    Only in Naashville. Ashamed to be from TN some days.

    • Guse

      Dude wasn't from Nashville. He took a Grayhound bus in.

  • Bluntaholic

    hate to be the "Negative Niko" here but that happened on the 11th. Guess 5 days late is better than missing a obvious post all together.

    • illogical fanboy

      Calling out the chive for being slow is unacceptable behavior. :@

      ps. your subtle GTA4 reference will be lost on most. B)

      • The_Dood

        Not I! But I was certainly disappointed that it went nowhere. You had me at Niko, but lost me when you started whining like a little bitch. TheChive isn't a news site or anything. Don't expect anything on here to be current… You can however expect it to be awesome and/or sexy.

  • RandomTask09

    12 felonies… an extra one for that face.

  • Bluntaholic

    honestly 11 is just the base number but it could multiply up into the 30's if the DA is a dick. 4 example they could tack on a extra kidnapping or unlawful imprisonment for each of the people he mugged in the hotel.

    • Luurtsy

      Whatever this asshat gets charged with, it's a stretch to say the DA is the one who is a "dick."

    • Tim

      I think they should just kill the guy.

    • Blerg

      If the da is a dick? Ha, blame the system huh? It's the polices fault, should have just let him go!

  • saladfingers1

    Moonshine is a hell of a drug.

  • Da Sandman

    this is some real life GTA shizzle…

    and why the fuck does the guy who owns the skaughterhouse have a taser, a revolver and a shotgun in there???

    • Da Sandman


  • Nathan

    Dude wanted to go to jail.

  • BIT

    5 Stars IN GTA *****

    • Burt reynolds

      pssh. three at best. he didn't down any helicopters or have the FBI/national gaurd after him.

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