1-800-TAT-REMOVAL (32 photos)

  • BigPup

    #2 so what exactly is the tradition? You come from a long line of dipshits?

    • bigD

      I was thinking the exact same thing…..wtf?

    • Hunter X

      a long line of bad decision makers

      • doughy

        It's a long line of stinky sanchez's

        I can't imagine just how proud mom and dad are about his commitment to "family tradition"

        Oh wait, mom is #3 and dad is #23 never mind…

      • Anomanom

        More like a long line of unemployed bums.

    • jared


    • TDub66

      Hahaha, no regerts!

    • jig

      Fuckin' hipster faggot. Cum guzzling is his only family tradition.

      • Jawbone

        The "tradition" is probably getting a guy to cover the tat completely with cum.

  • BIGMikE

    #1 ohh whats up wizz

    • manny


      that one is actually pretty good! i don't know what it is doing here

  • ancientlegacy

    These tatoos say 2 things:

    1. I need attention! Look at meeeee!!!

    2. I will never be able to find gainful employment.

    • DubU2Death

      I'm sleeved and work for an oil company as an engineer making plenty of money.
      1. Your an idiot
      2. You have the opinion of a grandparent

      • ancientlegacy


      • Lowrent75

        You are an exception to the rule. At least admit that some of these are douchetastic.

        • fake

          and prolly not even tattoos for that matter.

      • Sumfing

        Doubt a real engineer doesn't know how to spell….
        Tell tale grammar…

        • FoolOfATook

          As an engineer I can attest that engineers in general don't give a shit about spelling. We got an engineering degree, not an English degree.

          • Stan

            Because communicating your ideas in a clear manner is soooo 20th century.

            • its_forge

              Interpreting what engineers put down is for technicians.

            • https://www.facebook.com/ninjapiratehybrid Michael Scott Miller

              if you couldn't make out what a person was clearly Trying to say that was off by one letter… theeeen you're kind of a fuckin' moron

          • Firesmack

            Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so
            the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

        • marcusgeorge

          What does spelling have to do with grammar? For that matter, "Doubt a real engineer doesn't…" SHOULD be typed: "…doubt a real (I am a judgemental person who cares too much about what others do, when i could be minding my own concerns) engineer doesn't…"

      • sedeb

        Wow, good for you skip.

      • Jiminy

        the exception

      • Stan

        Yes, America, "making plenty of money" = "having good sense"… except in this case. LOL!!!!

      • jig

        1. *you're*
        2. Shut up and get back to your menial job, inkie.

      • aussie aussie aussie

        There is no problem having sleeve tattoos when your company makes you wear long sleeve shirts to cover them up…

      • Scott

        First off it is "you're" not "your" you ignorant rube, and you can still make lots of money and be white trash. And I honestly doubt any oil company would EVER hire someone with both arms covered with tattoos.

    • MylesofStyles

      3. You're going to look awesome in your golden years.

      • Riley Freeman

        Who gives a fuck? You're not supposed to look good when you're old anyway.

        • MylesofStyles

          Right. Just as you turn 55, a magical switch goes off inside your brain that makes you disregard your physical appearance completely.

        • Stan

          Don't tell Sean Connery that or he'll fuck your mother… again!

    • Slightlykrazy

      If you're 60 or so and worrying about a tat you have then you've done something wrong in life.

      • Jesus

        Well said. A tat is a memento of a younger, wilder time. If you're not spontaneous enough to just go and do it, you'll never understand why anybody else might do it. A lot of the above are not that stupid (though a lot are) and a lot are not career-killers, either. The way I see it, by the time you're 60, you're established in life, probably married with kids and maybe grandkids. Who the fuck do you have to look nice for anyway? You've already accomplished it all.

        • iChive

          Or in the cases of every one posted here, accomplishing nothing at all.

          Tats are sad, sad, sad reminders of the mistakes one makes in life. Simple as that. It only takes years to realize it or one doesn't have a life at all.
          You don't need a tat to be young or wild. the fact that I'm alive at all is proof at that.

          • RW Griswold

            and holier-than-thou posts on internet websites are a sad sad reminder of the mistakes you must be currently making in life. It only takes moments to realize that you must not have a life at all.
            You're also living proof that ignorance is still very alive and well in this world.

            • Stan

              LOL!!! Pompous, arrogant fools make me laugh! Thanks, Griswold!

          • God


      • MylesofStyles

        Right. Why worry about the faded, blurry, dragon crawling out from your ass all the way up your neck? No one will ever notice.

    • DubU2Death

      You got me on the *you're! I really am an engineer though and really don't care about spelling or what I'll look like when I'm 60. Most chiver's seem to got my back on this

      • MylesofStyles

        I love how people think they'll be a completely different person when they're 60. If you care about your appearance today, you will when you're older as well. Don't worry. It's not as though the fashionable body art you're sporting today will ever go out of style.

        • RW Griswold

          I love how you can just generalize everyone's opinions about themselves presently and in the future as if you yourself know every person alive, what they think of themselves, or how they may or may not change their opinions in the future. You are an imbecile.

          • Manytatsfuckwhohates

            I agree with you that guys just all pissy because he's got sand in his vagina

          • MylesofStyles

            If you open your eyes, you'll see that I'm responding to DubU2Death who actually stated that he won't care about what he looks like at 60. If that's generalizing, then you're a fucking retard.

        • Slappy

          It's not like people just invented tattoos. They've been around for thousands of years and carry a lot of different meanings to people. But if that doesn't fit your polo-shirt wearing boring-ass lifestyle, then I guess that's what really matters. We certainly don't get tattoos to impress people like you.

        • Todd

          Ya but he is saying he likes his appearance today with tats. So why is he going to hate them when he is 60?

          • MylesofStyles

            So you still wear the same clothes you did 20 years ago? Just like clothing, body art fashion changes. Just like clothing, tats fade and look like shit after so many years. That's why. You're welcome.

      • there they're their

        you know, i wouldn't hire an engineer or anyone else who didn't care.
        attention to detail is very important and if you can't be bothered to get something right that you've known since you were 10 years old then what else have you let slip by?

    • Vee

      I have tattoos and I'm a Medical Billing and Coding Specialist and have been for the past 5 years… having tattoos doesn't mean you won't get gainful employment, now if you get them on your hands and face then, yes, you probably will have a hard time getting a well paying job.

      Might want alter your statement as it's a pretty ignorant statement for today's society, which I might add is a little more accepting of tattoos and piercings than say 10 years ago.

      • iChive

        Says the one working from HOME

        • Stan

          Ba Zinnga!!!

    • Snap

      Because every engineer is American/British/Australian/[insert english speaking country here]

      … 🙂
      However, I really don't think that is the case anymore though;
      the whole thing about tattoos being a big no-no for employment.
      -Not sleeves anyhoo.
      Having a massive face tattoo is hardly helpful when trying for a job, but how normal is it to have one of those anyway? :p

      As far as the attention remark goes: why do you bother with anything?
      Getting that new sweater, pair of jeans, new car or whatever generally has to do with attention.
      Sure, many get one for purely for the attention.
      But some of us appreciate the art!
      Google or search facebook for Johan Finné's pieces for instance..
      Whilst I wouldn't get a skull tattoo'd on my arm, I can still appreciate his skull tattoos the same for what they are: Art.

      • Snap

        with that said; many of these are outright horrible.

      • CALI-DUDE

        I am former Navy Corpsman, so have known many Marines and Sailors with tats that I did and would have trusted with my life. I fought for freedom so believe one can do with their body as they want, and have 2 Navy Tattoos that are hidden with short sleeves. I just do not get the huge "body art" tattos. Especially on beautiful women. Maybe someone can enlighten me as to the appeal.

        • https://www.facebook.com/ninjapiratehybrid Michael Scott Miller

          tattoos are not a "fad" nor some passing trend that have recently become popular. they've been around for over 5,000 years.
          to think that large tattoos on beautiful women takes away from their beauty is like going to an art museum and thinking all those paintings would look better without all that paint on 'em.
          i dont think people Need tattoos nor is anyone a pussy for not getting them or anything. i dont judge people for having them or not having them. I have a lot as well as many of my friends and lots of my friends dont have tattoos, all of which in both categories are of a wide age range. everyone has their own reasons for getting tattoos. they could be for sentimental reasons, the art of it, humor, got drunk, commemorate a person or event… but most of the time they're not For You. a person gets a tattoo for them or someone close to them

    • jsteady

      I have tats and make six figures blow me. Enjoy star wars and your parents basement tool.

      • CALI-DUDE

        I have 2 tattos, make six figures, do not uderstand the body art fad, and do not wish to blow you or anyone else.

        • CALI-DUDE

          uderstand=understand oops

      • Thror

        I make 6 figures, have no tattoos, but have no problem with them. I just never thought of anything I wanted permanently on me, I guess.

        Unless I'm a hiring manger, and you are possibly representing our company to the public. Then I'm going to be very, very careful about how provocative you're art is. I wouldn't want a guy with "Thug Life" tattooed on his neck working the cash register, nor would I send Zombie Boy to close a $10,000,000 military contract (no matter how cool I think his art is otherwise).

        Engineers could go either way. I've seen all types. Some have no facetime with customers, many do. In those cases, again, it depends on how provocative the tattoo is, and what we're selling. I wouldn't want them wearing a political pin on a sales call, either, and most professionals understand that.

    • jack

      Your an ignorant piece of shit fuck off what do you know about tattoos nothing I bet your just a stuck up asshole take your head ojut of your ass yes there are many of these tattoos are stupid but there are a lot of amazing pieces of art on there too so once again fuck you if you wish too further this conversation you can email me at unhrules11@yahoo.com

      • Scott

        You should have stayed in school past the 4th grade, white trash punk.

    • Scott

      And "I am white trash"

  • Greg


    • pickleman77

      No doubt!! I'm sitting here covering up my nipples just THINKING about that!

    • http://4chan.org gnocco

      totally worth it. Nipple Sombrero is amazing

    • AmyK

      I think this one is funny.

    • Byron_Black

      Is that a nipple on the back?

  • Ray

    I hope a lot of these are fake…what were they thinking? Or were they thinking at all?

    • slappy

      Some are obviously paint and not tats.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #11 is actually pretty hilarious. At least until she gets pregnant

    • truth

      beautiful stomach. it's a shame to ruin it with a stupid tat

      • jason

        i was thinking exactly the same thing

    • Lol

      It'll still be funny when she's pregnant and her belly button pops out. 🙂

    • iambigd42

      Hahaha.. nice

      • sploodge

        thanks for adding to the conversation there iambigd42, deep and thought provoking

    • Underbaker

      I'm wondering at what message it is trying to send. I'm thinking "Let's have wild monkey sex in the butt".

    • LucretiusCarus

      Then it will just look like a rectal prolapse. TOTALLY sexy.

    • Stanislav Sympatico

      FYI: It's based on the aloha monkey from Sailor Jerry.

    • bigT

      I think that one is fake too.

    • Diggers

      It will be hilarious until she washes it off. It's clearly fake.

    • WG27

      Is that Charlie Chimpo?

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #23 Oh no…

    • Arlo

      If you wanna be my lovah, you gotta getta tatoo of me and my friennndss..

  • Alex

    The blazing dolphin is pretty damn funny

    • D N Care

      And still more cool than the tribal arm band it's sporting.

    • ANDY


  • Takingbackcider

    #31 Late for what? It's not like someone is gonna give you a job when they see that.

    • yep

      looks fake.

      • whos.mike

        definitely fake

        • j22

          positively fake

    • Underbaker

      You could always cover it with a real watch, but he also has it on the right hand.

      • iChive

        What if he is left handed?

        • Underbaker

          I just follow the silly rules, I don't make them.

      • Slappy

        You could always wash the paint off.

    • Behemoth

      clearly fake

    • Brian

      These are temporary tattoos from a service called Tattly.com

    • paulwells55337

      That's not true..Starbucks relies on these people for their workforce

  • Kareem Onyface

    some of these are actually legit. most suck though

    • That guy

      Word. Some are pretty f'n bad ass

  • juju banji

    #25 is pretty cool tbh

    • Underbaker

      Being a long time super hero fan I think the art is awesome and wouldn't mind it hanging on a wall, but not so much on my body.

      • longshot421

        Yeah. I agree. It's awesome, but I'm not sure that I'd want it permanently.

    • Cassidy


    • Critic

      Absolutely fantastic

    • Charlie_Cheen

      This looks too vibrant to be real though, looks like a temp.

      If it is real then it's quite amazing, not something I'd ever do but the quality of the art is excellent.

      • fgj

        It probably is real and the picture was taken right after it was done.

        • Slappy

          No redness or puffiness to show that it was recent. The color is way too bright. I'm thinking fake.

          • Dan

            Look again.

    • Aaron

      I think it's cool too

  • Chiver

    To each his own I guess?

  • SadVlad

    I don"t care what the name of the post says #18 is the coolest thing I have ever seen!

    • electric boogalo

      Agreed! Awesome.

    • Beau

      I agree.

    • The Pict

      You should open your eyes more often.

    • Dalton


    • Mitchy B.

      This is actually my friends tattoo. Cant believe he made it…..and it is awesome in person…..he got it as a bet and is planning on finishing it by getting "watching the back door" put underneath it.

      • bigdeal

        well then sir, your friend is a fucking king among men. do you understand that?! you should get one of the boot with a twinkle on the blade!!

  • Lisa

    In the grand scheme of things I don't think #15 is that bad

    • Byron_Black

      As tattoos go, that's pretty cool.

  • DubU2Death

    Were all done very well and should not be removed
    #4 #9 #12 #19 #24 #25

    • MJKIVP

      I was just about to say that number 4 and 12 are really good…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576675922 Brian Johnson

      #25 is real good especially for hand tattoos

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        especially because it's on a chest, not a hand.

    • Kmac

      #12 is freaking sweet!!!

  • jenner1185

    #6 Gucci Mane

    • ODB


    • fact

      more like gucci dipshit

      • Vince


    • tLoko420


      • jig

        Hope he didn't have to borrow too much money to pay for that, being a penniless no-talent faggot.

  • JustSuper

    I think #25 is pretty sweet

    • Dr. Fap

      Agree and the artist did an amazing job on it.

  • st33

    Holy White Trash

    • Cologne

      hahahaha I cant stop laughing at this one

  • Jayyy

    #5 & #6 Whyy in the fuck??????

    • Yo

      Cuz he rich

  • blue_bronco

    Cocaine is a wonderful drug!

  • Oltimey

    #5 and #11 are just freaking funny

    • https://www.facebook.com/ninjapiratehybrid Michael Scott Miller

      😦 kinda sucks 11 had to be so unoriginal and get an almost identical copy of one that's been floatin around on the internet for ages.. very disrespectful to a person with a great unique tattoo and to steal it.

  • Melo

    #6 Gucci Mane is an idiot,as if you couldn't already tell by his music!

    • Jay-Z


    • josh

      it's ok, he's a rapper, being an idiot is what hip-hop is all about.

      • Common

        U mean "rap" hip-hop is something totally different

  • beat it

    #30 is awesome!

  • The Truth

    #4 is pretty sick looking. #18 Can't believe that's Motha F*cking Patrick Swayze from Road House. Yanking hearts out of bitches!!

    • Reign_Maker

      It was throats, not hearts….

  • Tommy_Tsunami

    #12 is actually pretty amazing!

    • Ecko-z

      David Allen tattoo, Chicago and Baltimore. He is freaking amazing, google that sh@t!

    • Cassidy

      So sick!

    • Andrew

      Hell ya it is I thought it was sick

    • N8orius

      Looks awesome, but is it just me, or does it appear that the diver is shitting himself?

      • sweetchivette

        amazing work…. in my opinion….

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