A low down and dirty good time will ensue (36 Photos)

  • MattKL

    #36 That view would constantly make me lose my concentration.

    • Co-Rex

      looooove the nipple in the shot

      • Drew

        That's right elbow

    • Sceptic

      you'd probably get tired of the view eventually. Happens every time

      • OnehandJack


    • Brian

      I can concentrate on that no problem.

    • Zach

      It's teagan Presley the porn star. Look her up an the sleeve tattoo matches……..boner time

    • Breal

      Looks like herpes meds on the counter

      • pimp

        i wouldn't know what herpes meds looked like, just sayin

    • dave

      thats teagan presley. porn star

    • http://twitter.com/JustFlushIt @JustFlushIt

      somebody somewhere is sick of her shit

    • Underbaker

      Huh? Sorry I was concentrating on that ass.

      • Barry McKokkinner

        I agree! That ass is special. And if Dave and Zach are right then it is an option too. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • I hate stupid people

      Plus the fake eyelashes she's about to glue, that's right make up makes you beautiful

  • Logicyup

    #20 Well, you should be.

    • code

      I'm from Okoboji, this bar is directly across the street from one of the dirtiest titty clubs in Iowa… they have good reason to post this sign lol

      • Jak

        They sure do I'm from Sibley!

      • real boji.

        This Bar is directly across from the old city hall/old board shop/parking for the resort. Good Ol' Boji Nghts is at the end of the row of bars.

    • Boji Nites

      Boji nites is one nasty nasty joke i live 2 minutes from all this gardens is where its at

  • Chris Skaggs

    #35 North Korea's new leader's name is Kim Jong OOPS!

    • mike

      bah dum tss

    • Red

      Yeah, nice rocket asshole. Where did you buy that piece of shit, Wallmart?

      • JHL1

        Obviously not. Chinese rockets work.

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't know. I'm kind of partial to Kim-Jong-I'm-A-Fat-Fuck-Who-Owes-All-To-Nepotism.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

    I have a weird boner…

    • Skermitt

      A opposed to a normal boner?

      • JHL1

        No, the letter 'A' is not opposed to a normal boner.

  • yep

    i'd like to check her oil with my dipstick

    • Unfkngblvbl

      #12 #15 #36 ??? Pick one!

      • Rusty

        I think he meant #2

  • nabA

    #12. I could’ve gone the remainder of my life without seeing that image ever again.

    • stewie

      I didn't even notice that guy. All I saw was bewbs

    • Dr_StrangePants

      thank you Human Walrus
      for ruining a perfectly good pair of tits

    • Underbaker

      Not if you keep on Chiveing, I expect to see it in at least 3 more galleries in the next week. (Don't get me wrong, I love the chive, but they do have a habit of repeating photos.)

    • Charley

      It is a real life Peter Griffin

      • AlbinoAaron

        Don't talk about John Goodman that way.

  • 3u77s3cs


  • Trav1121

    #34 Betcha that shirt used to get him all the chicks when he was 18… in 1931! They weren't as classy back then as we are now. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Classier now?? Pass that stuff over here, bro.

    • freddy boy

      Trav, I don't care about the thumbs down. The 1931 piece is hysterical. Keep 'em coming, buddy.

      • Trav1121

        Who knew people liked the elderly? Have you seen them drive? Haha come this far, may as well go all in. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • 3u77s3cs

    #32 at least he's honest.

  • Arlette Banks
    • Underbaker

      So is this what the devil looks like in the Bruce Almighty series?

  • RandomTask09

    #1: "I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar."

  • Gotta be fresh.

    #8 Typical soccer players.

    • DaddyD

      I'm going to guess that the percentage of closet gays is pretty much the same in American Football as it is in Association Football.

      On the other hand, we know for a fact that soccer WAGS >>> NFL WAGS.

      • andy candy

        i think you meant soccer FAGS >>> NFL FAGS

        • Check that

          If you're going to go by "andy candy,' I'd take it easy with the "fag" stuff.

  • Gotta be fresh.

    #12 Epic Photobomb!

    • Kcco

      This was a photobomb last week

    • mike

      wow, i never even caught the bomb, haha

  • maboze1x

    #36 DAMN!

    • Big_Curt

      Teagan Presley…sexy

      • its_forge

        She's not as sweet-looking from the front. Still a sex bomb, but meh.

  • maboze1x

    #14 From Croatia. Don't know her but I know the beer. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • http://www.facebook.com/zokran Zoran Vereš

      True dat ๐Ÿ˜›

    • Random

      Is the beer in the plastic bottle?

    • Repene

      Beer? what beer?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000052783743 Zoran Duhovic


  • bob


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503328211 Micah Cox

    #19 bahahaha

    • stephanie

      human centipede, right? Still haven't seen HC 2

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503328211 Micah Cox

    #22 lmfao

  • Oddie Monsta

    #2 titty sprinkles

  • Traylor

    #31 We all think its funny, until it is shown to be a rape scene

  • Traylor

    #30 Is what I meant, now all the humor is absent ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503328211 Micah Cox

      haha I did the same freaking thing. I only meant to do 22 lol.

    • dirtysteve99

      You realise it's not caused by real sex right? People move during sex, tends to smudge things up.

      • Tannable

        Ha! You never met my wife!

        • DaddyD

          Husband during sex: I'm sorry, dear, did I hurt you?
          Wife: No. Why do you ask?
          Husband: I thought I felt you move.

        • Juggs_Gotcha

          well played, sir.

      • Do0zer

        It also helps to have the woman's shorts/pants off in which she doesn't have.

        • Underbaker

          Also she would have a very weird stomach if the light marks are where the indents are.

    • its_forge

      Somewhere I saw the story of this with a guy and his girl admitting they did it as a joke.

  • Akzombie

    #36 soo fine

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=718800528 Marion Hernandez

      gooodddddd yeeebuzzz. Moooarrr!!! who is she?

    • koozeto

      so sexy, Find Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Trav1121

    #1 'After being fired from his 8th job in the past 12 months, Dan decided it was time to grow up and finally say goodbye to his imaginary friend, Mr. Yellowman P. Troublemaker.'

  • cannoneer

    #30 doesnt matter, had sex

    • Zrock76

      And she still has her pants on, impressive

      • Fido

        Maybe its a skirt? That's some good sex… lift-up-the-skirt-sex.

  • realzoo

    #24 Fido makes a porno…

    • DaddyD

      Zach and Fido make a Porno …

    • andy candy

      i say we remake this scene with charlie sheen, helen hunt, and rosie odonnel, respectively

    • Sherman

      I like how the one in the middle is biting the neck of the Bulldog.

      • negative nancy

        you should keep your fetishes to your self dog.

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