Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • Anjin-San

    #1

    Sarah Jessica needs hamburgers too…

    • Guest

      Such a tired old joke. Not funny any more.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=79300820 Erik Plate

        to you maybe

      • crazydog

        Exactly…..every time I see her I still bust out laughing

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      I disagree – nicely done, sir.

      • austin

        This guy was at the sand dunes in Utah drunk as shit standing in the middle of the road in the dark. Well may not be this guy but someone with a horse head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mwalcott1 Max Walcott

    tupac was an awesome addition to that concert

    • You are that guy

      So was your mom

    • mike~

      Thanks Max, great insight.

    • https://www.facebook.com/markawol Mark Wolcott

      Weird, I almost feel like I left that comment.

  • Bill

    #22 "Guess who's back motherfuckers!"

    • dashete

      The closest America came to a black president before Obama.

    • Trav1121

      Haha Greatest White President meets Greatest Black President. 'Hey, Obama. Heard you hired Monica back. Where she at?' XD Good ol' Bill.

      • The_Dood

        Greatest black president? More like worst black president! Amirite? No, seriously, he's the only one we've had. He's both the best and the worst.

        • this

          He's not the best anything, really.

        • Trav1121

          Only = best/worst was kinda the point. Haha I just tried to take the positive road. The thumbers didn't like it tho. Still love Bill cuz he is just one of the guys. Women problems, smokin' up, laughing alot, denying everything… I could be him! Any one of us could be!

    • bob

      Awwwww….obama looks so sad that all the attention isn't on him.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Republicans make us non-Americans laugh, I cannot wait to see what those retards post after seeing this!

      • login

        You non-Americans make all us Americans laugh.

      • Herb

        Yet it's the libs that are first to complain.

        • Cantaloupe

          As someone who's neither, you're both idiots.

    • BSmike

      "Did someone say 'Columbian Prostitutes??'"

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Yeah, that p*sses all over the corruption committed during the reigns of Bush, Reagan, Nixon….

        LOL. Seriously!

        • Yes

          I wouldn't go that far but, yeah…pretty fucked up

        • Summit

          It was a good caption – topical, funny, and fitting for Clinton's reputation and expression.

        • Markus

          Zoom! Right over your head.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I didn't like Clinton but I'd take him anyday over the present idiot.

  • hater

    #25. I hate that shit.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's cause someone pissed them off….it was intentional.

    • fuckingtruckers

      it's a protest against high gas prices. the only thing it does is piss off everyone behind them- for miles.

      • akabobo

        Snuggle up close and let those a-holes pull you down the road. If they're going to protest, you might as well take advantage of the situation.

        • Anomanom

          Pretty much what i was thinking. Tuck in and ride the draft.

    • Jeff

      Most the time cops ask them to do it cause there is a accident up ahead there trying to move it before you get to it

      • anon

        I drive trucks and yes, cops do ask us to hold up traffic. I hate it…I have shit to do too.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Well, how about you stick your hazard lights on so we don't think you are being douches?

        • Jimmy

          I bet about 0.1% of the time this is correct. The other 99.9% of the time the drivers are just being assholes.

          • KT7

            Yeah, and I would bet it still isn't as often as the semis get cut off or messed with when they are driving.

          • Pete

            And I bet that it wasn't really 30 minutes. Yes, holding up traffic intentionally for no other reason than you can is a douchebag thing to do, and I get as frustrated as anyone else when it happens but people lose perspective a bit when they're in a vehicle. 30 minutes on a busy road at that speed (assuming that the speed limit was higher) would have caused tailbacks for miles.

            But lets just say that the OP is correct – for 30 minutes they drove at 40mph relatively closely behind two trucks… and them taking a picture whilst driving isn't the issue? FFS.

    • Jay

      If I was the guy on the bike I woulda ripped past them on the yellow line or the shoulder…but yeah thats some bullshit. I guess they would have heard my horn for 20 minutes…

      • bman12688

        not the safest idea. My grandfather used to drive trucks, and he saw two like this ahead, a biker got cocky and ripped it in between them and voila… the draft in between the trucks sucked him under and ran him over. science is a bitch.

        • JHL1

          Damn science, you scary!

    • betterthanyou

      Shits hilarious. Haha. I love doing it.

      • techno_viking

        Fuck you.

    • Trip

      That is when you blow down the exit/on ramp or breakdown lane. Had to do this this morning coming from Florida-Boston actually.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mleska Mike M. Leska

      In Chicago, we call that the "Polish Roadblock".

    • RobK

      In Florida we call this a "Michigan roadblock".

      • Shazam!

        In Texas, we call this a "Florida Roadblock."

        • House Rules

          In Indiana we call it a "weekday"

          • BostonChiver35

            In Derp Derp we call this Errrrrrrrrrrrrr…….!

            • JHL1

              Everywhere else we call it a BostonChiver.

    • TDub66

      Truckers gonna truck!

  • Moony

    #26 welcome to manhood

    • JLay

      His life will never, ever be the same.

    • Chicago Sean

      Spanish ginger wants to feed

    • Mmm_Beer

      Chive FIND HER!!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

        its a Spanish show called vecinos and that nice set of bewbs belongs to Mayrín Villanueva 🙂

        • mike~

          That Kiid is a fkng freak

          • http://twitter.com/morsaxoris @morsaxoris

            what are you, a wasp? chill dude.

        • Leonel_LyL

          No, it's a Mexican show. Spanish show would be from Spain.

      • MJKIVP

        Here's the video… Enjoy:


    • bobo

      And a new chiever was born

    • RogerThat

      her name is Mayrin Villanueva proudly hot mexican woman

    • TomHortonHimself

      What ginger ? … bewbs

  • etcrr

    #10 congrats on your coming new chiver

    • Gotta be fresh.

      Awesome!

    • Pussyfart

      Fuck you!
      If WE are pregnant, why are WE not puking.

      • ANON MAN

        Bitch PLEASE!!! LOL It's awesome to be a MAN!

    • Grammar

      She's pregnant. You are both having a baby soon.

    • Red

      Yeah, keep laughing dude, I've been there too. Good luck on that "getting some" in the future.

    • tLoko420

      This must the only guy who can carry a baby for 9 mths and pop it out of his vagina….or get a C-Section scar.

  • Ivanhoe

    #4 #11
    Follow that squirrel!!

    • truth

      Had me at 'squirrel suit jumping over fire'.

    • http://4chan.org gnocco

      May Day already?

  • Jcop

    #22

    Pretty sure he just got done having sex with someone.

    • etcrr

      Oral pleasuring is NOT sex according to Bill Clinton

      • Summit

        "It depends on your definition of 'is'."

    • some-dude

      Didn't Clinton sign the law that allowed us to have sub-prime lending, which basically ruined our economy?

      Glad to have him back….now, someone kick him in the nuts.

      • thatguy

        Technically that was Carter, Clinton just doubled down on it with the Community Reinvestment Act.

    • Yes_I'm_Taco

      Your mother most likely.

  • Jason

    #26 Please find her!

    • JoeShomoe

      Mayrín Villanueva

      • andy

        MEXICO!!

    • MJKIVP



      You're welcome…

      • Barry McKokkinner

        It gets good around 1:59. JoeShomoe and MJKIVP, you. are. awesome. Thanks for sharing.

    • chivrmx

      if you liked that cleavage, must see…


    • theodore

      mayrin villanueva
      she is a mexican actress

      look her in the H magazine (Y)

  • fuckoffetcrr

    stan (etcrr) probably invented this bullshit #25

    • etcrr

      Actually I did not invent it, however knowing you were behind me I would definitely employ it, Moron

      • Bill57

        would you throw bullshit on his face?

    • OTR Driver

      FYI most trucks have speed limiters on them, DART and ABF are both limited to 62mph and DART was attempting to pass the other one uphill. Be patient with truck drivers if you want your pop tarts and lucky charms to actually be on the store shelves.

      • PDiddily420

        If you know this fact, then they know it as well and should not try passing each other on a hill!!

      • Brian

        derp! both have brakes!!!! no no you go, no no no, you go….. we also have trains

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #14 Come back! What the hell did you do to my wife?

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Those things weigh freakin heaps…a woman in new zealand had one land on her when she was riding in a small boat and it killed her… no shit

      • negative nancy

        totally bad ass way to die.

      • Salmonpack

        I saw one beached once. It was beached as… Heaps beaches as.

    • BLKSMTH

      "I'm gonna rape the shit out of you!"
      -Dolphin

  • MattKL

    #23 Wedgie level: supernova.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      his balls succumbed to the oblivion

      • beat it

        Atomic wedgie!

    • Todd_A

      Every time I see this pic, I stare at the guy at the wheel. I keep thinking that the wheel is actually a circle around what I am supposed to be looking at.

  • joshuadf21

    how are you able to tag the pic guys? new chiver here btw! and that sundae is epic!

    • John

      Just put in the # and the number of the pic in the album

    • ParasiticDrag

      # then whatever pic number you want to say something awesome about. No space in between. Unless you want to say some ridiculousness, then disregard. Don't run with scissors, drink Yoohoo and KCCO.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Jeez, man. Can't you spot the pattern in all the posts with pictures attached??

      • Peace and love

        Always gotta be one hater! KCCO

        • Red

          No shit. Welcome new Chiver dude.

    • Skip

      welcome new chiver! Intermediate chiver here who wants to know if anyone knows how to embed photos other than those in the post in their comments? I've seen it done before!

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        GOOD NEWS! CIGARETTE JUICE!

      • The_Dood

        I've been here for years and still have no idea… Google probably has the answer, but that's too much like work.

        • the_mike

          right click on the image you want in there, make sure it is smallish, click on copy image source url then put (img src="right click paste" ) without the quotes in the comment section. Instead of ( and ) use < and > That should do the trick.

          KCCO!

    • This

      You want to tag guys?? Jk man welcome to The best site in the world.

  • Mr. Paulie

    I love you chive.

  • etcrr

    #26 The magical wonder of titties

    • et cetera

      #19 Mortal Enemies. You know. In nature.

    • chivrmx

      she is magical…

  • Lavmdmv

    #6 It's not you it's me
    #7 Soon….
    #9, #22 FAIL
    #22 Miss Me Yet Bitches?

  • Patrick

    #24 as dickish as I feel for this, I may agree with Kanye on this one…

    • Vince

      Tupac wasn't a hologram, he was a rear-projection on a semi-transparent screen … jus' sayin' …

  • dazisafag

    #10

    male contribution to a new life…
    -mr. universe

  • ur ass

    first mothafukas!!!

    • Skermitt

      You're not even close! Thumbs up.

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Words cannot decribe this fail…it's EPIC!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #15 Swing and a miss

    • marcusgeorge

      hover f**k..?

    • aussie aussie aussie

      just waitin for the full lipstick extention to kick in….!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      sometimes….even the pooches need to practice safe-sex

    • thom

      Reminds me of that one GIF, where the guy is hover-humping the TV reporter while live on the air. Hilarious.

    • TDub66

      Juuuuuuuust a bit outside.

    • Lou

      Instead of hover-hands… Hover-hump!

  • John

    Stoked to see Dma this early.. But disappointed nothing that awesome..

  • fuckoffetcrr
    • aussie aussie aussie

      i don`t get it…….. who is this guy?

      • Chicago Sean

        Google: To Catch A Predator (and it doesn't refer to ugly motherfucking aliens)

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Seriously Kid, what is your fixation with this commentator?

      • fuckoffetcrr

        Let's say you're 5 years old, playing in the sandbox. Would you be ok with a 40 year old pedophile/sexual predator playing right next to you? No. Fast forward 20 years: the chive is the sandbox, and there's a (now) 60 year old pedophile/sexual predator playing right next to you. Still. not. ok.

  • dashete

    I guess you can't cut across lanes in #18

  • joey

    # 14 jaws returns dolphin edition

  • Garrett

    #19 Oh my…

    • Guse

      Am I the only one that heard that in George Takei's voice?

      • DaddyD

        I heard Pooh's voice … "lions and tigers and bears … oh my!"

      • mittens

        I heard Gary Busey's voice…

    • mike

      i was waiting for it

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