Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

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  • yonkers

    #52

    SO CLOSE…

    • NICK CCC

      come onnnnn tittyyy!!

      • salute my shorts

        She has 3 shirts, i have none.

        • Jasper

          thats exactly what I thought immediately. "Bitch has 3 shirts and is just taking them of..oh nevermind"

    • Dbswv

      wasted 10 mins of my life just starring. thinking she'll slip up 1 of these times!

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Underboob at its best, maybe John can get a freeze frame of it for the rest of us? It'd be a great FLBP pic me thinks.

      • yoda

        press the escape button – your gif will freeze. refresh for replay

    • Mr.Do

      If only there were a gallery of Chivette GIFS – thumbs up if you agree!

      • J-Z

        its called things that bounce

        • kw1q51lv3r

          I miss Things That Bounce.

          • bdg

            Bring back "Things That Bounce"!!!!!!!

            • Barry McKokkinner

              YES PLEASE!

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      I would spank that with my face

    • fact checker

      PINKY!

    • jjj

      that body is a masterpiece

    • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelmoto
      • BabyFarts Magizax

        should get a couple from behind

      • TLSSA

        http://i42.tinypic.com/o8t7bt.jpg

        Fix'd the pixels my brotha

        • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelmoto

          I think its artistic. lol. A painting if you will.

    • Wrangler Joe

      How the crap did she get 2 KCCO shirts?!
      She's taunting me!

      • R2_Pinky

        I went through the same awful process 3 times that everyone else does… anticipating, with my cell phone and laptop, wondering why the site keeps crashing… but it's all worth it! πŸ™‚ Chive on!

        • Slauterhause

          Well done mam. Well done.

    • ZZT

      Can't tap it on my.thechive.com 😦

    • ThatOneNerdGuy

      Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to FIND HER!

      • JHL1

        Pinky isn't lost.

    • Slauterhause

      That is so fucking hot

    • http://www.facebook.com/lkhartman22 Logan Hartman

      Chive should just have a section dedicated to the Chivettes who dare to bare it all πŸ™‚

    • robzombie9999

      no matter how far

    • jnfiv

      un fuckingbelievable. moar right damn now

    • Pinkyissofuckinghot

      Pinky is so hot. If im not mistaken she works at the Chive. Of course when she had her own thread a while back you all said she was disgusting and not worthy. I guess some epic underboob and humps changed your minds. Fickle motha fuckas. She fine as hell.

    • M T L

      GIVE US SOME STILL SHOTS OF THIS BEAUTY.
      This woman is gorgeous!

      • Thror

        http://thechive.com/2012/03/12/pinky-is-using-the

        C'mon guys, pay attention. Pinky's hump tats give her away. Her tumblr page went down around the same day, probably got too much attention from her employer/neighbors/church for comfort. Still, world-class beauty. I'd take Pinky of a closet full of Kate Upton, any day.

        • its_forge

          Well, for one thing Pinky has a ridiculously beautiful butt. Upton has practically *no* butt.

    • anon

      Obvious implants are obvious

      • R2_Pinky

        Keen observation, Matt Murdock πŸ˜‰

        • Bogus_Shizzall

          HAHA! love the reference… B) also love that bangin dancers body you display so nicely for us. And the socks.

      • its_forge

        Yes but on her they don't look stupid and ugly like on some other girls.

    • xGhost401

      i watched for 30 minutes… hoping to see a nipple…

  • Paula

    IM GAY

    • DeDav

      You CLEARLY aren't the real Paula.

    • sixdeadelves

      have you told your parents yet?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=705465019 Marc Para

      Gfy

    • robzombie9999

      who cares?

    • RayBoogs

      10 4 good buddy!

    • Daniel

      This is clearly the place to come out….

  • Daniel

    hmm

    • b-herb

      first fail

  • MICHAEL

    #1 Shocks, Pegs, LUCKY

    • thom

      That sight probably killed him, but good God, that is how I would want to go.

      • JHL1

        I want to go having sex.

        • Bluto

          Your partner will appreciate that.

    • CALI-DUDE

      #1 I have a dream like this, then suddenly I am on a train, I go through a tunnel and want a cigarette. I feel oddly satisfied.

    • https://www.facebook.com/wgrichardson William Richardson

      i don't think hes going off any sweet jumps though….

  • BigPup

    #41 BEHOOOOOOLD!……… The day of hump is upon us.

    • Chuck

      So fine – so very fine.

    • Trav1121

      Damn! Love that shine!

    • JHL1

      Makes me want to shout, "Mine!"

      • Guest

        I want to buy her a bottle of wine!

        • JHL1

          On a scale of one to eight, she's a nine.

          • KCCO

            Damn that girl's divine!

            • shitpants

              swine

              • JHL1

                I was waiting for the punch line.

    • stubby

      If I keep looking I start to whine

    • bdg

      MOAR please!!!!!! So fine I want to touch the heiney!!!!

      • StickyWickets

        You broke the rhyme! Drink!

  • Samantha

    Chive secretly launched Bill Fucking Murray tees on Twitter not long ago. Hope that helps, Chivers πŸ™‚

    Also, I'd go bi for #44

    • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

      I want to kiss you on the mouth! Tongue and all! Thanks for helping
      Me score a BFM!

      • Black KCCO

        What about a black KCCO?

        chiveon.net

        • pete

          anyone can make a fake…

      • eric cartman

        You all do realize that all of the shirts are available all the time on Ebay right? BFM, KCCO, ABEWOLVERINE and for the same price as chive? Cmon team… get with the program..

        • Mike

          i've never been quick enough to even see what chive charges but ebay has em for $60+. i'm thinking chive is cheaper..

    • Casey

      You are a goddess among men for helping e finally score a BFM shirt

    • baxter

      You are the bomb!! i dont have a twitter so you just got me a bfm shirt ! kcco!!!!!!!!

    • This guy

      Got my grey and orange BFM for the summer. Thanks for the heads up. Also, I'd pay to see that!!

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      Thank you Samantha! just ordered my shirt!
      I would also attend that party!

    • JDB85

      I'd gladly watch…

      • thom

        I think a lot of us would pay to watch.

    • That Guy 1

      Thank you Samantha! Finally got my BFM shirts! I owe you big!

    • http://twitter.com/Aowyn77 @Aowyn77

      Thank you mama!! Got my 3D BFM coming to me REAL soon πŸ˜‰

    • Frank

      Samantha I hope this girl and you have a long prosperous life and invite me to share it with you. All because you got me my BFM shirt.

    • Ethan

      You're my new favorite person ever in the history of ever, thanks for the heads up!

    • http://twitter.com/Aowyn77 @Aowyn77

      Also, I vote Samantha as Chivette of the Week for the BFM help. :*

    • Utah Chiver

      TheChive is learning to release shirts randomly…thanks for the heads up! And I'm totally fine with you being bi. That's awesome.

      #50 Holy wow. Met so many international Chivers. Utah has a vast shortage of them, though there's really no question why if you know anything about Utah…

      • JBinNC

        Are you saying Utah is short on international Chivers or Chivers in general?

        • Utah Chiver

          "Uh, the 2nd one…"

    • Pickupman66

      Thank you so very very much. Finally I score a BFM.

    • Mike

      Samantha I am forever in your debt! Thank you!!

      • ryguy

        Just got mine! Thanks!!!!

    • Allenavw

      Thanks for the heads up! I just ordered a BFM 3D. They don't make women's sizes though so I had to settle for a men's small. Still going to be legendary though πŸ˜€

    • Dustin

      OMG THANK YOU WONDERFUL CHIVETTE!!!

      As soon as I read this exact comment in school, I kicked my self into overdrive suddenly feeling like my day might take a wonderful turn for the best so I mass texted all my family and friends in a long paragraph saying they were in stock and they should go get one for my birthday this Sunday. (cause i have no plastic currency)

      I had three people literally leap off the couch and jump on. My little brother fortunately snagged a medium 3d BFM… but I still thank my mum and my buddy Chippy for responding and attempting

      ~I had a tingle when I chose to chive a bit before I started my classwork .^_^ TY KARMA and
      TEAMWORK/Friends/genetic & chivetic FAMILY. FTW

    • http://www.nottagedesigncanada.com Dan

      CHHHHYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
      Thanks for the heads up lady.

    • Thank you

      I think i would do just about anything for you right now. THANK YOU

    • miggy

      Thank you 1000 times for the heads up on the BFM shirt. today you are my favorite Chivette!

    • Trav1121

      Sammy! What a great Chivette! Congratz on your unlimited offers of random sex! Haha Most popular girl in the yard today, you selfless angel! Representing a TRUE Chiver. Big props!! πŸ˜€

    • Andrew

      Read this just now they were all sold out of my size but I did get my chivette one. I will keep waiting till I can get lucky enough to find one for myself. I'll make sure she loads some pictures up πŸ˜‰

    • Robert

      I love you so much. I managed to get the last (or one of the last) Men's 3D BFMs.

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        No! Missed my chance at a BFM shirt again </3

        • Robert

          They do have women's smalls still available. πŸ™‚

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Seriously, this is perfection.

    • chuntata

      Please neeed MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • Robert

        I can't tell, more of the chivette or more BFM?

    • Joe

      not fair d#44

    • OnehandJack

      I said Got Dayum!!!!

  • Kelsey

    #41 &#44

    thank you, moar please.

    • User5778

      Now who all titled their heads to the left or right?

    • hwath

      MOAR!! Find them.

    • Steven

      moar!!!

    • Tony

      mother of god!

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #4 yummy… #32 Hayden I love you, you are my dream girl

    • Jimmy

      #32 She has a bad (good?) case of high-boob.

      • its_forge

        Still young and firm, gravity will do its thing and she'll still look supafine.

      • Frank M

        Were the bottom half of her legs 'shopped or am I have a stroke?

      • Mouchettepas

        Ms. Panetierre got a boob job.

    • biggles

      Shes losey goosey after that big 7 foot dude had been smashing her for how long.

      Wizard sleeve anyone?

      • vince

        she still puts shame to every other girl on this post….ohhh faced!!!

        hayden p ftw

        • Meow

          Im sorry, but i would take #4 over #32 ANYDAY.

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    #48 NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Nickincollege

      Isn't "burn your bra day" tomorrow?

    • http://www.facebook.com/manuel.vanderbeke Manuel Van Der Beke

      That's hot! πŸ˜€

      • d1sturbed91

        Well nothing says "sexy" like 3rd degree burns =P

    • imswim80

      There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, be a pity if you damaged yours.

      • Chief Choctaw Red

        best movie evar!!!

    • Mr.Do

      No one likes hot milk

      • the Chairman

        Here, let me put it out with my hands.

        • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

          *mouth… ftfy

    • Si1entStatic

      who ordered bewb flambe

      • JHL1

        I did. A double.

    • Braden

      I'm in love

    • Alan

      Haha…. Strongasmeat.

    • DeeMan

      talk about sizzle chest

    • Vector_Victor

      You're doing it wrong

  • J.S. Wright

    #1, I couldn't care less about how old he is… I envy that guy.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      It's a Miss Ireland stunt apparently…….nice!

    • MonkeyMadness

      I can't tell you how impressed I am that you said "I couldn't care less" correctly! Most people apparently COULD care less. Just a pet peeve of mine. Carry on. πŸ˜›

  • Eric

    #50

    you are awesome.

    And yes, we'd love to see your bum

    • CT dude

      For all you single guys, that's a marrying girl right there. Pay attention now and don't complain if you marry stupidly…

      • Dukeofwails

        Aaaaaaagreed

    • JDB85

      Yes, totally. Very cute.

    • KyleGamgee

      She's… a genius.

    • mark

      definitely would LOVE to see your bum!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jacksymonds21 Jack Symonds

      Such unbelievable chivette of the year material! She's doing/ being everything this is all about!

    • Spotts

      MOAR. Please !!!

    • john

      yes definitely moar!!

    • mapleafsoldier

      Need to see that BUM!!!!!!!

    • Brendan

      Moar please. When done with your travels, stop by iowa.

    • Repene

      Coming to Rio de Janeiro any time soon??
      There's at least one Chiver here that would love to welcome you.
      Also, thanks for submitting and please send more.
      KCCO from Brazil.

      • Marcelo

        Same here in Sao Paulo!
        KCCO all around the world

    • Rfarrt

      Yes please

    • patov40

      Yes, moar please!!

  • MatadorPride

    #4 Well hello there!

    • guy

      find her!

      • fact checker

        Jessica Michela

        • Some_Guy

          Bless your wonderful soul!

    • mr.man

      Find her

      • bsizzle

        don't you read the other comments before posting your own? founnnnnd duhhhh

  • Blown Away

    #9 I'm in love

    • biggirl pants

      shes getting ready for her final by bending over ????
      like tho

    • JHL1

      Just give a copy of these to your teacher. Easy A+ πŸ˜‰

    • mickey

      NO

    • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

      Everyone is in love. Erryn is stunning! Good luck for the final KCCO x

    • nugget_stain

      yup. I can't get enough of forehead hematoma's either.

    • TommyKnockers

      Am I the only person who first read that "Getting ready to take anal".. I was like whoooa shit…

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #41 and #44 hump dar I love you

    • bdg

      MOAR

  • tomo_james

    #9 Good luck πŸ˜‰

  • Jack_LeMac

    #30 Like a diabetic boss

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol I don't know why your comment make me laugh but it did. πŸ˜›

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    I LOVE THE HUMP DAR!!!! #26 #21

    • ano

      Left side, number 1 man-ejection port cover open

      • zaffa

        Senior drill instructor would lose his god damn mind if he saw that.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    Chive on always Dick Clark, you will be missed. Rest in Peace.

    • thom

      I hope he pre-recorded the next 200+ years of NYW countdowns. Wouldn't that be cool?

      • thom

        I mean NYE, New Year's Eve.

    • JHL1

      Strange how I've been getting most of my news from the Chive lately.
      KCCO

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #44 If you were to walk into the room with this level of hotness nearby, it almost makes you want to leave the room because it makes you so uncomfortable. This is a rarely seen amount of hotness, but when you see it you know it within a split second…you get that sorta dizzy “I need to get the hell outta here” feeling.

    • Dusty

      Speak for yourself…

    • shitfaced

      I get it.

    • Keith Weaver

      I actually know exactly of what you speak. I was thinking, how is it possible to make sweet sweet love to this? For more than a minute, anyway…

    • Dr. Cagelove

      If you made it that far, it is time to rise to the occasion. Keep Calm and make sure she remembers you πŸ˜‰

    • JDB85

      Hmm, no, no I don't think I would want to leave. Maybe a "Hey, you look like you are having trouble out of those. May I help?"

    • AndyR

      I guess I could understand what you're saying; however, somebody is gonna walk in and see this and enjoy all that it will offer so….back the hell up, I got this!

    • I-Need-$$

      And that's why you are always in the friend zone.

    • Mr.Do

      The dude abides

    • MattKL

      Gives me that "I need to talk to that girl" feeling. Unless she's with someone, I don't mess that stuff up.

    • Bob

      U r a moron

    • CLC

      I personally would give her the best 15 seconds of her life

    • who cares

      lol, how's about no! If I walked into a room and that was greeting me as an invitation I'd get that "I need to get the hell IN there" feeling and it would be acted upon appropriately.

    • Gallus

      Leave?! That girl would be like a magnet to me, sucking me right in.

    • Wrench

      Strange,I get that I gotta get the hell in there kinda feeling!

    • http://twitter.com/shitithinkup @shitithinkup

      The Dizzy feeling i get is from all the blood rushing from my head into my penis.

    • Alex

      Not me dude. I'd do everything imaginable to please this girl!!!

    • James

      I need to get IN that hotness.

    • http://profiles.myfreecams.com/XOCamdyn XOCamdyn

      Haha this is so silly to read! Thats my butt!! no joke.. XOCamdyn here.. One of my guys told me that someone uploaded my booty on here so i figured Id come check it out. I can assure you people rarely notice me in public… unless they are noticing while I am not.. lol This is so silly. πŸ™‚

  • Parlay

    #52

    Pinky, you rock.

    I'm pretty sure BMF shirts are available at the chivery right now??!!!

    • oh yeah

      Pinky what happened to your tumblr?

    • ryguy

      True story!

  • J.S. Wright

    #26, That is why we have the most awesome military in the world.

    • Karl

      I'm definitely putting that on my M4, with KCCO on the other side.

    • Doug

      Lol the guy in the front doesn't even have a magazine in place

  • Julie

    #33 makes me warm & fuzzy inside πŸ™‚ so cute

    • BloodScrubber

      They will remember that ya know. πŸ˜‰

      • Julie

        who will remember what? the baby elephants? i sure hope so because this picture makes me want one

        • BloodScrubber

          They'll remember you silly. Elephants have a keen memory like humans and dolphins. You've never seen the movie Hatari! ? lol. You should.

          • tapsnapornap

            An elephant never forgets

  • MattKL

    #6 Thank YOU for giving us pictures of your beautiful self. KCCO!
    #50 Hell yes, please give us moar!

    • Kzo

      Not a big fan of dreadlocks, but seriously she's really beautiful! Thanks, more plz!

      • https://www.facebook.com/CerealLuvsMetal Cereal Watson

        Yay! thank you! ❀ Most people are not dread lock fans until I come around. =)

        • Ces1ne

          Gorgeous, come back anytime

        • CALI-DUDE

          Wow, you are seriously beautiful. please send more now!!!! πŸ™‚

        • MikeyC

          Post tits or GTFO

        • Repene

          Well, that's cheating. Anything on you would look awesome anyway.
          Thanks for submittins and keep them coming.
          KCCO

    • joe pancake

      #6 is cute

      • john

        gorgeous πŸ™‚

    • https://www.facebook.com/CerealLuvsMetal Cereal Watson

      Ha! Thanks Matt.
      I'll be sure to submit more photos. =) KCCO. ❀

    • kang

      #50 Of course MOAR !!! Why do you even care to ask ???

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #12 .. and she never went back…

    • Chris_Mason

      She was going commando

    • Whoopi_G

      After that one, we don't want her back.

      • keith

        ditto. salt and pepper dont mix.

        • Kzo

          Thank god in this world they do πŸ™‚

      • Erin

        Hollowed her out like a Chippewa Indian?

      • Repene

        I'm impressed and disappointed with this clear display of racism here.
        That's exactly the opposite to everything the chive stands for.
        Shame on you.

        • Suck it

          Fuck you

    • Joepublic

      Have fun being a single mom!

    • Intellect1618

      Sort of curious as to where this rates on her Mistake-o-meter.

      • bdg

        Doesn't matter,Had sex

        • Ouch

          Surprise butt sex

    • nugget_stain

      hahaha does no one else see the tentacle arms on that guy?

  • A Chivette

    #4 Holy Shit. Literally!

    • Froman

      I don't think you know what literally means πŸ˜‰

    • shitfaced

      Is she shitting? Is she made of shit? Is she shit blessed by God? I think you need to look up the word 'literally'.

      • DRC36

        she's got a dope ass. holy shit. figure it out my dude.

        • justathought

          Does she "literally" have a dope ass?

    • Keith Weaver

      If it wasn't for those stupid fking glasses

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        Glasses are hot.

    • Sean John

      My thoughts were more along the line of "Holy fuck-tard!" Librarian glasses w/ lingerie is a total win.

    • Trav1121

      Maybe 'A Chivette' shit herself? That would make the phrase salvagable. The English language, because of the internet, is almost too far gone to try and explain words and their meanings to people who don't know or care. 😦 Dummies are gonna dumb.

      • Ces1nce

        Youth of America…………

    • Alan

      If you use the word "literally" again without understanding the meaning I'm going to "literally" punch you in the face.

    • MEmeme

      That is not literal as it is neither holy or shit

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