I do what I want (28 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • MICHAEL

    #24 you win the internet today. haha this cracks me up

  • Average Stud

    This is what I want to do!

    • mijo69

      She's got great rhythm!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Damn she got two really nice talents I can see….and a gimmick to get more tips

    • James

      Like a boss

    • drewdeze

      why have i not married her?

    • Randy

      IMPOSSIBRU!

    • DSB

      Is it bad that I didn't notice the pitcher on her head until I watched it a 3rd time?

    • martian maggot

      Why isn't she juggling balls in her mouth at the same time? Not impressed.

    • Sasafraz

      Find Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUNKY_MONKEY

    #17 His wife probably say's the same thing to him.

    • majorfathead

      I actually loved this one zero grampa fucks were given

  • DuckDitch

    Playing hookie and cruising the chive!

    • trooper

      You may as well start filling out Mcdonalds applications

      • Underbaker

        Yeah dude, go to college and then get a job where they pay you to sit at your desk and chive on.

    • MtPleasantChiver

      Nothing else to do in Goose Creek eh dude?

      • WestAshleyChiver

        omg there are other chivers in Charleston!? Nobody I've met knows what it is so I've been spreading chive awareness since I moved here last year…

    • Kelsey

      SO HARDCORE!!!

    • tribetime

      watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here.

  • jenner1185

    #2 Reminds me of my roommate in college who we called the Devil, bc she is, we constantly had a dish battle. She went so far as to put dishes in my room over Christmas break and let them mold….bitch.

    • Gabriella

      maybe you should have done your dishes then….bitch.

      • jenner1185

        Jen is that you?

    • rsjem1979

      So, you were a slob.

      • fattt

        jen you are fat quit postin g fatty

      • jenner1185

        Nope, actually i was the one who did the dishes and cleaned the house. Had two other roommates that didn't clean. My room was the closest so she put them in my room.

        • rsjem1979

          Oh, well in that case I take it back. Your roommate was a disgusting slob.

        • Habsy

          Who cares? BEWBS or GTFO

        • drea619

          LIES LIES LIES lol the first post was "my dishes" now its "their dishes"

          u aint gotta lie to kick it

    • Sean John

      when the dishes piled up really bad while I was in college we just threw out the dishes in the dumpster and stole more utensils and such from the school cafeteria.

    • j22

      your mistake was leaving the kitchen.

      • booooo

        Jenn no body gives a flying fuck you are wasting time plus your hair looks fake fatty

        • jenner1185

          Thank you for the nice words.

    • sam

      jen, youre being trolled. im so sorry.

  • dave

    #18…well when you look like that, its a lot easier to get away with!

    • Fuglie

      Find her.

      • asdf

        arey ou fucking serious? that is so stalkerish

        • Fuglie

          You are aware there are whole post devoted to that statement right? This is theChive.

          • asdf

            Yes I am. Thanks

            • frankus

              you're welcome cocknugget

              • TDub66

                Are cocknuggets made out of frumunda?

      • stonewall_79

        I think she was already found.

      • stonewall_79
        • Fuglie

          Wow I missed that post. Thanks.

    • Tunnel Vision

      Someone said there's an arrow in this pic. Where?

    • DSB

      Oompa!!!

  • Whitney

    #25, Hulen Mall? Show your face!

    • amykayyy

      Ft.Worth Hulen Mall?

      • Whitney

        Yeah? I live close by!

        • amykayyy

          Me too! Cool 🙂 I spent my teen years practically living there.

          • Whitney

            I live in burleson..I was just there yesterday..small world.

            • Robert

              That's my boy Ricky

            • Katie

              burleson class of 07?

    • elchicoNick5

      grew up right near hulen mall. been there many of times.

    • C W

      Love seeing local Chive photos. I'm at that mall on a weekly basis.

  • JJJJ

    By all means, lets promote stupidity some more…

    • Johnny K.

      I agree. There is a time and place for this kind of retardation; it's called childhood.

      On a separate note:

      JJJJ HAS A SMALL WIENER AND SMELLS LIKE CHEETOS AND ASTROGLIDE! HE ALSO EATS BOOGERS!!!

      • JJJJ

        Thanks for proving my point. 😉

      • jim

        laughed very hard at this. good for you.

  • realzoo

    #12 If "I can't drive 55"……then this.

    • WTF

      your a queer

      • peter venkman

        *you're

        • JHL1

          *DOCTOR peter venkman

    • bean

      I think you missed the point of that song.

  • Julie

    #19 is a fucking badass

    • daniel

      he owns that whole thing. kinda sayin "yeah, this shit's all mine"

      • thatguy

        Something tells me he didn't think this through. He'll be too fat too get out, but at least he'll die happy.

        • JHL1

          Naw, he just has to wait a couple of days. Haven't you seen Winnie The Pooh? It's all documented in there.

  • whyme1973

    #18 Her hotness let's her get away with that all the time.

    • amykayyy

      She has orange legs. They're nice, but they're orange.

      • tv_paul

        Oompa Loompas:
        Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

      • Mary

        Amy Kay is a jealous, fat, whore.

        • amykayyy (could be)

          Who are you calling fat?

          • guest

            I see what you did there… 😉

  • Jason Dean

    #28 – If you build it….no will give a fuck.

    • FukTard

      ^one

  • st33

    You can do whatever you want dear
    #18

    • Habsy

      As long as my face is clean, she has a place to sit.

  • mijo69

    #2 Leaving that shit lay around for days just makes it harder to clean

    • Biggus Diccus

      That's why I rinse and leave it

    • mwd1970

      Thats about the time you toss your roomates possesions into the street

  • tv_paul

    #1
    Cryogenics for the frugal minded.

  • drbman

    #18 If I were doing what I want it would be YOU!

  • techno_viking

    #20 Need MOAR of those tits on the right. Thanks.

    • the dude

      i like tits

    • Caleb

      both right and left seem pretty fantastic

  • reaperMEDIC

    #1 Jackpot! <img style="-webkit-user-select: none; cursor: -webkit-zoom-in; " src="http://i42.tinypic.com/vpvxvt.jpg&quot; width="216" height="227">

    • Johnny K.

      I got lots of Popsicles down in the cellar…

    • MattKL

      That character is so damn wrong, but I can't help laughing every time he's on the screen.

      • Scumbag mayerjacoby

        It must be my birthday!

  • Tyler Durden

    #18 FIND HER!!

  • frankus

    #18 me too. im on my way

  • asdf

    hey mac you suck!!!!

    • Mac

      Jealous?

  • ChiTownChiver

    Fuck yourself

    • chris

      What did the comment say?

  • ChiTownChiver

    #18 MOAR. Chive, FIND!!!!!

  • #_#

    do what you want

    • Ali Ackbah

      not sure if you know, but you have CAPS LOCK on…

      • WTF

        LOL

      • SMT

        Awesome!

  • Eastwood

    Don't ever refer to anyone on here as, "my friends"…because we are not your friends.

    • asdf

      ok fucker

    • SMT

      true story!

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