Classy women: You won’t find them here (30 Photos)

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  • me...BN!!!

    first…classy!

    • Billy

      What a bunch of ugly heifers.

      • Kenton

        They should do a study to see how many human lives spawn from this. I mean you see the guys have to haul their a$$e$ home, there is definitely a lot of black-out / brown-out (thank Mac from IASIP for that one) happening, and being with only girls for hours and drinking, means they are going to want that dick. ONLY THE LESBIANS ARE SAFE! (well, kinda… when girls get hammered, anything is possible) my guesses:
        Babies: 22
        Abortions: 62
        Condoms Purchased: 20,000
        Condoms Used: 7
        Morning After Pill Purchases: 4,522
        Annoyed & Scared Shitless Men: Everyone minus the 62 who's GF had abortion.
        Intercourse w/ someone other than BF(GF for lesbians): 941
        —– Cheating+Conceive+Abort: 28
        —– Cheating+Conceive+Keep: 5
        —– Cheating+Conceive+Keep+Pretend it's BF's baby: 4
        Morning After Pill Purchases: 4,522
        Annoyed & Scared Shitless Men: 4,522+12+17+941+941
        ====Other Stats (Post-Horse Race)====
        ==========Fighting Stats===========
        GF vs. BF (verbal) – 92.7% of all couples
        GF vs. BF (guy hitting girl) – 0% "ditto
        GF vs. BF (girl hitting guy) – 33.3% "ditto
        BF vs. Adulterer (verbal) – 70% "ditto
        BF vs. Adulterer (physical) – 80% "ditto
        (20% of the chicks got away with it)
        Deaths: 3 (1 from alcohol poisoning, 2 from Requiem4aDream a$$ 2 a$$-ing)

    • RobsterCraws

      This is clearly sorority rush week at University of Florida.

    • Kwik

      These are all a bunch of Chavs trying to be posh…
      oh and me..BN-your a waste of life.

      • sucka

        *you're

        ya retard.

        • Kwik

          oop..

          ya cunt.

    • jason

      Real original. idk how you found out about this website but you got lucky. @ItsJasonFool

    • therealguy

      idiot

    • Sarah Lund

      They are doing classy all wrong. They clearly don't know how to behave the right way. A classy lady doesn't shout like a loud yob. A classy lady is never seen holding a bottle or can of alcohol. A classy lady doesn't partake in brawls. A classy woman doesn't look for attention. A classy woman doesn't sit on rubbish bins or roll around in filth. A classy lady doesn't whine loudly when on a phone.

  • Vlad the impala

    Leave it to the brits to dress up their whores…

    • Trig

      This is why we have a North South divide. Skinny hot chicks south of the Watford Gap, ugly scouse munters to the North.

      • John Long

        hmmmm, inflammatory. I like it.

      • DogsRule

        Yeah! "Down with scouse munters!", said the clueless American.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #10 hahah what messed

    • BabyFart Magizax

      *messes

    • Chivacy Please

      Adele? Rolling in the Pee….

      • SadeShadz

        Shit! I thought she looked like Adele too! >.< *hides*

    • Goldmember

      Good idea to have that over your dress, it would be a shame to get a stain on it.

    • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

      I thought America was where the fat ppl were?! Almost every twat here is hefty…

  • Mr Bowtie

    First

  • MICHAEL

    #26 always the big girls smh

    • StickyWickets

      #11 not always

      • MICHAEL

        I think the big girl pushed her…jealousy

        • StickyWickets

          she definitely didn't help catch her

    • Burt reynolds

      i'd hit it

  • BabyFart Magizax

    And #1 is sick

    • waryee

      bride of chucky?

  • b money

    That's one shindig I would not be attending.

    • Cologne

      Just show up at the end and pick up the scraps
      #21 has the right idea

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Haha.. Looks like he's pitching a tent.

    • Craigery

      Your loss. Looks like a good time to me!

  • VAGABUNDO

    Lookes like a fucking hand grenade factory.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FJIIIIIiiiiiiii….. HHAAARRRRRSSTTT!!!!!1!!!

    Also: FIND HERS!!1!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Disappointing Fan testimonial: "The only way you could be any dumber would be to put a dunce hat on you and put you in a corner facing the wall. – etcrr"

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Aren't half of them friends of yours, Paula?

      • hark1985

        I traveled 500 mile to give you my jizz

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Not Fan Testimonial Database material.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "My opinion: Less people would hate you if you post more pics like this, but what do I know? I'm just a fish who fears my feline counterparts. – FeloniousFish"

        • The_Dood

          "JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR PISSFLAP" or something of that nature?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh yes, top 10 material for suresies…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR. – CHIPBUTY"

            • The_Dood

              Whatever happened to that guy? Did he have one too many of your free drinks and never woke back up? I almost miss the "EMF RAYS SCRAMBLING BRAIN ONION CHOPS MONKEY HORSHESHOE GOVERNMENT CLOSEING IN NEED ATTEMTION PREASE MOMMY DIDNT LOUVE ME!" nonsense. I'd take him over stuf or etcrr any day.

              • Dr. Evil

                At least she's not mayer.

              • MonkeyMadness

                He changed his name to WTF and unfortunately, he's still around. At least he posts more relevant stuff than paula. I'm not kidding.

                • The_Dood

                  I didn't know if that was him or not. I noticed he had the same avatar so I had been wondering.

                  • MonkeyMadness

                    He's still the same little bitch.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "does this bitch really write down comments people have said about her? LMAO. – George Costanza"

    • Needlegun13

      It's so rare that you make any sense – this is not one of those times…

  • unknown

    How do you post the picture within

    • 80's Baby

      type # and the number with no spaces…. #10

    • xbod

      Type the number. #30 #23 #8

    • Steelhorsecowboy

      List pic number and sign.

    • Bud

      The files are IN the computer?

      • db3300

        Yes, Dad, they're in the computer.

  • nuccabay

    #15 find!

    • barney

      Do iiiitt!!!!

    • DubU2Death

      The middle one that is!!

    • JD

      Have to find her… an attractive Brit girl with nice teeth is a rare find!

      • Ady

        Clearly she is a tourist and not from the UK

    • Dave
  • 80's Baby

    #17… ha…the two guys in the background.. classic

    • rnr

      No Bob, don't go dressed up as Paula & try to get into this thing.

  • xbod

    #22 ….watch now as the gentle butterfly struggles to emerge from its cocoon.

    • justabill

      I heard that in David Attenborough's voice. Classic.

    • Sumfing

      Quick! Kill it before it flys off!

  • Gorgeousglenn

    Kim k's wedding?….

  • Daniel Tosh

    #7 meh I'll hit that

    • Meh

      … with a flamethrower.

    • Underbaker

      Be careful, it might kick back.

    • jeff donuts

      ugh kind of has that caveman face

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Gotta love a hot mess. Tonight, all their guys are getting laid.

    • in1ear&outurmother

      Good call …I prolly would too..!!! #7

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Michelle Obama's half sister?

  • vagabundo

    Looks like a fucking hand grenade factory. yuck.

    • Lil John

      LOL I have no idea what you just said but it was PERFECT.

      • Rda

        I think he means its a BIG GIRL party……… rattle rattle

        • EvilRoySlade

          How bout a big girls night out?

        • joe chiver

          I don't know why the rest of the world is always ragging on the US being fat, look at these girls. Big ole hog party

  • Jammy

    This can't be the UK????All the girls have straight white teeth…not much else however… They must have lifted the sanctions on crest white strips and braces.

    • Lil John

      You've obviously never stopped for gas in Tennessee. *shivers*

    • Trig

      Photo-shop

    • 6655321

      Why do you make a statement and end it with a question mark?

  • JAX

    #26 fatty rolled both ankles!!

    • Craigery

      You spelled "cankles" wrong.

    • Notme

      Already has bloody knee!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Because cake is heavy.

  • dirt

    so awesome, i think i peed a little…

  • http://twitter.com/keepcalmchiveon @keepcalmchiveon

    #10 I expected her to be setting fire to the rain???

  • Third and Long

    Kill them all! Girls from Liverpool are well some of the worst looking and sounding in England.

    • Lil John

      Yea… judging by this pull, they give Tennessee a run for it's money.

    • Christina

      I'd like to beg to differ there…

      • Third and long

        You must be a scouser then 😉

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Tis true. Don't tell them but the rest of England is secretly sawing through Merseyside with the intention of setting them adrift in the Atlantic one quiet night.

    • originalbignev

      thank christ for that…the republic of liverpool is best shot of the rest of the country…you stay classy london

      • tito

        wow how small minded you are. I'd insult Londoners but I don't think there's many English citizens there

  • whosyopapi

    Imagine the women at the Kentucky Derby acting like this… it would be all voer the news

    • matt

      This also happens all the time at the Melbourne Cup in Australia.

  • Ken Kong

    damn, they need to import some American chicks, geez

    • JOHN

      No keep them here. I don't know what the exchange would be but It isn't worth it.

    • M.O.T.

      Liverpool and (inevitably) Manchester women are not an accurate representation of English women.

    • stonewall_79

      No thanks leave them here.

  • Vent187

    Are you sure this isn't just an Adele photo gallery?

    • https://www.facebook.com/irishliam Liam Kelly

      Holy Shit, i just peed myself at work! damn it! that was funny!

  • Mars

    For a bunch of women they sure made a mess, somehow I expected the opposite

    • The Pict

      You've never cleaned a women's public restroom, have you?

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