I've waited and attempted for so long to get this shirt. Yet I seem to have this genetic inability encoded inside my dna me to attain said BFM shirt, utterly illusive. It must be some DNA mutuation in the replication inserted into my Codons in my mRNA: UUA, UUG, CUU, FML, NVR, GTN, BFM, UUA, ACA… I therefore choose no other option but to seek out other sources for said BFM. Good Day Sir.

Sincerely yours,
Someone who just wanted to give you my money.