• http://Thechive.com Elmo4x4

    #19. Cat: I'm freakin out man.
    Owner: You are freakin out, Man.
    Cat: The snozberries taste like snozberries

  • Amy

    #29 Karma😀 isn't it beautiful

  • theartist024

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNgapgy6Wtc&quot; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  • SOB

    #3 why are there bags of soil in the living room?

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  • Harleyxx

    #18 This happens to me after I eat at Taco Bell.

  • asdf

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

  • asdf

    IT IS MY MISSION TO SHUT THIS WEBSITE DOWN. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL SO

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • brandon

      hey fuck stick ever realized that the chive loves fucking redheads and humps and the find hers are user submitted and ages were not given when the pic was posted

      • brandon

        realize*

    • Scott

      When the United Negro College Fund wouldn't give me a scholarship I was crushed. Wanting to expose them, I complained to BET but they wouldn't hear it. Wanting to expose this racially motivated group I went to the OWN network. They slammed the door in my face. Frustrated, I needed to relax. I went on blacksingles.com to find a companion. Alas, they won't have me. Thinking something was wrong with me I contacted the Association of Black Women Physicians, The Association of Black Psychologists, Association of Black Cardiologists, and the National Black Nurses Association. They said everything is okay.
      Not letting minor setbacks get in my way, I decided to just take out the student loan and go to college. I needed some help choosing and thought to contact the American Association of Blacks in Higher Education and was advised I would make a good journalist, accountant ot lawyer. Feeling empowered I felt the need to seek career appropriate advice. So I contacted the Philadelphia Association of Black Journalists, CALIFORNIA ASSOCIATION OF BLACK LAWYERS, Atlanta Association of Black Journalists, Minnesota Association of Black Lawyers, New York Association of Black Journalists, Houston Associate of Black Journalist, Washington Association of Black Journalists, and lastly the Charlotte Area Association of Black Journalists. To my complete dismay they were unhelpful. All because I am asian.

      The world is full of double standards.

      Pull your head out of your ass and remember, Keep Cool and CHIVE on!

    • Dr. Evil

      Some women prefer older men to insecure little boys.

  • zoxymusic

    #18 Crotch Rot

  • 0331

    #7 He came in, tore the place up, and ran out that direction.

  • labatanga

    #28

    Well done, ol' chap, well done.

  • Markpong

    #29 POW! Right in the kisser!

  • SadeShadz

    #15 I feel sorry for her – dirt and carpet *sigh*
    #19 Good kitty, saved his master from overdose.

  • John

    and this is why I don't have a dog or cat. Not because I don't like them, but because I can't afford to replace shit like this.

  • Craigery

    #3 Who the F keeps bags of potting soil in their bedroom/living room?

  • steve

    this should be called "what happens to irresponsable pet owners"

  • Rick

    #22 You are forgiven 8)

  • Meh

    #19: Whoah dude… is this a musical floor?!?

  • hazel

    #28 was a terrible movie anyways, he was doing you a favor really

  • Jasper

    #5 #21 They would be headed to Dog Country!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1275426562 Marty Pickron

    #18 "The bears, they smell the menstrasion"

  • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

    If I came home to #5, I'd immediately be heading out again, to drop someone at the pound.

    • Craigery

      Congratulations, you're a terrible person. I hope you don't have kids and never do.

      • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

        I'm a terrible person? I'm not the one who locked a dog in a bathroom until it felt it had to chew it's way out. And as far as kids go, no kid of mine would do something like that. I would teach them how to act like a normal human being. And if a dog chewed it's way through a door, the kids would have to get used to the idea of spot living someplace else. I work too damn hard to have an animal wreck my house like that.

  • Zrock76

    #18 Have some Taco Bell they said, it won't give you gas they said

  • sam

    #19 making sure your cat doesnt overdose > taking a stupid picture for the internet. idiot.

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