A new batch of desktop wallpapers to impress all your friends (20 HQ Photos)

  • Harmonica33

    #16 took me a sec but its awesome

    • Mick

      yeah it is

      • BritBerrier

        'octagon…hammer time?' is what i thought….

        • Killer462


    • Logicyup

      Oddly it reminded me of a tiny little town I used to live in where hammers were illegal to sell on Sundays.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Stoppen Sie Hammer-Zeit !

    • Duane

      same here

    • Neil

      Stop!! Hammer Clock!!

  • etcrr

    #8 I love Fallout 3, What a great game

    • RandomTask09

      I'm playing it right now. But nothing beats Fallout 2.

    • MattKL

      It truly is. It's so good that I will never sell my copy of the GotY version, in fact I'm thinking of starting another game. It's just too awesome.

    • Sam

      Some people forget that this used to be a main image when cable would go down, especially in the chicago area. Wayne's World anyone? Party On Chivers.

      • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

        Thank you. No offence to Fallout FanBoys…

      • Poke4Life

        I'm glad somebody else knew this…

      • banananah

        some people did not live in Chicago area.

    • Timmer

      Easily one of the best games ever made!

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        hmmm…Fallout is one of favorite games ever ❤ I recently bought the Ultimate Edition of New Vegas,the DLC itself is worth the buy

        • dadawg77

          I thought the DLC was ok, showed promise but wasn't that great. Then again I had super high expectations.

  • http://www.facebook.com/philip.alvarez1 Philip Alvarez

    #8 is perfect background

    • Vault Boy

      Love Fallout 3.

  • RandomTask09

    #1: This is why I come to TheChive… to learn history.

    • MattKL

      Oh please, everyone knows the Cadillacs and Dinosaurs were around at the same time.

    • Logicyup

      The battle of sekigahara was going well for Mitsunari until Tokugawa Ieyasu unleashed his T-Rex cavalry on the western front of Osaka castle. It was all down hill from there for poor Mitsunari and his allies.

      • JHL1

        That is, until the pterodactyl cavalry showed up.

      • Sauroctonos

        osaka castle is nowhere near sekigahara…

    • Kzo

      Even with a saddle, it must hurt to seat on that T-rex back

      • JHL1


    • eclipze

      I was convinced #1 was going to be the best picture in this post until I reached #12 … Suddenly overpowered by a supernatural force and was no longer able to scroll further.

      • Repene

        And now you know the redhead power.

  • Un-chive

    Your damn ads are so un-chive.. Really

    • Hugh

      Just use Adblock Plus, man. It's not 1997.

      • JHL1

        Give him a break, he probably still uses AOL.

    • http://twitter.com/edmerbrito @edmerbrito

      You know you can just tap the little x on the right and close it right?

      • Mr Bigalow

        That x is so small, that one day I went to the app store 4 times before I could finally close it. It's like dialing a gay escort service, when my fingers swell up.

        • JHL1


    • Tyler

      What ads? I don't see any ads

    • Random

      The Chive has ads?

      • Utah Chiver

        Only seen ads on mobile Chive

  • dashete

    #6 I have no friends, now

  • http://www.GremlinPrince.com GremlinPrince

    #12 Women can be so clumsy, always getting their feet caught in their underwear

    • MattKL

      Don't really mind that too much…

    • asdf

      yeah. but it's one of the hottest looks out there right now so I don't mind at all.

      • mike

        absolutely, we need an entire post of this pose!

        • RonSwanson

          seconded! and thirded!

        • Freaksngeeks

          Woah woah woah – we shouldn't blow the whole load at once, a few of them here and there make them more special 😀

    • MonkeyMadness

      I can be clumsy too always falling on top and accidentally putting my penis in them.

      • potsnpans

        Nice to know that you put your penis in your underwear.

    • DaddyD

      I like it better when they get their hands caught in my underwear.

    • Guest

      That's why it's our duty as gentlemen to save them from their own clumsiness – we have to require they not wear the dangerous underwear in the first place.

      Although that *is* a hell of a sexy look.

    • Random


      • JHL1

        It's infinitely better to just google image "Kari Sweets" than to go to the paysite url you posted.

  • http://twitter.com/Montgomery_C @Montgomery_C

    So many good ones this time!!!

  • DrewskiDrew

    Who is #12?? GOOD LORD!!

    • didufart

      I'm pretty sure it's not the Lord.
      Definitely not the Good one, maybe the Naughty.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        No I did not fart it's just my ass loves you so much it blew you a kiss

    • nightshift29

      kari sweet

    • Scuba Steve

      If you squint your eyes hard enough, it's Lindsey Lohan before she took a nose dive off of the deep end. You know, back when Pedo Bear approved.

      • DrewskiDrew

        LOL I remember those days! Back when her tits were nice and perky and seemed to pop out everywheere. She was a frequent addition to the Burn Your Bra section

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Where have you been? This is Kari Sweets. I'd say NSFW…but she never really shows the goods.

    • nope

      on the net she's kari sweets, in rela life she works in a bar called "500 Club" in clovis, CA near fresno.

      • sweetchivette

        mmmm shes a hot one… ❤

      • bobillo manchez

        wait what!?!?!

    • Craig

      She makes my skin so tight, I can't even blink

  • Gotta be fresh.

    CHIVE Girl in all your shirt ads…. MOAR!!!!

  • MattKL

    #5 Yup, this is me. And proud of it.

    • RobTalk

      Same here man. Wish I had a 2560×1440 though.

      • GuitarSkater

        i know, i cant find another copy anywhere

  • Nohmbdy

    #12 fits right in with this…

    • Scuba Steve

      While I find it slightly creeper-ish that someone posted all the sexy Chivers in a video, I can't help but appreciate it at the same time…

      • Nohmbdy

        Yeah, I thought about that too. I'd say the overall effect was pretty good though. Thought it was pretty cool that the dude that wrote the song was a Chiver as well…

  • Terrance_

    …I would definitely #13 to #12.

  • nightshift29

    #4 is all stuff from the SAW movies

    • Logicyup

      Eyes are just creepy when you can see them in high detail, cool, but creepy.

    • fourdegrees

      At first I was thinking, "sure, whatevs," but then I saw Jigsaw's face. You're right! Mind blown/creeped out.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #9 I'd use this as my background if it weren't for the sign. You can't even hardly read it.

    • TheJesus

      And the fact those look more like Beggin' Strips than actual bacon.

      • MonkeyMadness

        lol now that you mention it, it does look like Beggin' Strips. 😛

        • robby

          it's ok, i've put my dog in charge. he pretty much runs "the show" these days. it's bacon to him and that's all that matters.

  • 2Dogs


    Did that dude really need to shank the guy in the rex jaws?

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Ha my thought exactly:D

      • ZombieKiller


    • JHL1


    • dadawg77

      Overkill is highly underrated

    • Repene

      If you were a T-rex snack you'd appreciate a mercy kill.

  • asnsanta

    #20 BFM & KCCO. Seeing that would everyday would motivate me to go to work!

    • Smack76

      BFM tees in the chirvery NOW get them if you want them

      • USAF

        Thanks man! Just scored one!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I used this wallpaper awhile back without the BFM and KCCO….it ended up being the most annoying desktop ever…trying to align all the icons onto the shelf and desk, then restarting the PC to find they moved again. It was also a bit depressing to look at a desktop of an office while in my office. KCCO!

  • Andy Valentine

    #9 – I've eaten a lot of bacon. I've cooked a lot of bacon. That's not bacon.

    • rynaldo

      dog treats lol

      • Colin

        Beggin' Strips

    • Ely

      Thought so too

    • fourdegrees

      [ insert True Story pic here ]

      makes the pic actually pretty gross. 😛

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        The fact that you noticed that gave a +1 on the Manly Scale ;D

    • A.Kunetka

      Yep! KCCO w/…. Beggin Strips…

  • Logicyup

    #12 Needs to start doing real porn. I'd prefer it with me, but since that's not happening, well whatever.

  • Local1Carpenter

    Why isn't #16 a chive shirt yet?

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      HAULT! Hammerziet B)

  • Matt


    as someone who works in Foreign Affairs in Europe, this is one of the best examples of my job!

  • Trav1121

    #13 made me actually lol and #19 is fuckin' sweet!

  • haba

    #12 is Kari sweets

  • CallsignMigs

    There's a bunch of BFM shirts for sale in theChivelry right now! Just got one.

    • Smack76

      there really is 🙂 thanks

    • Stoked!

      Thank you kind sir for the heads up! Just got one for a bachelor party gift for my bro that's getting married! He's been jealous of mine for a while now! lol

    • USAF

      Thanks for the heads up! Got a Navy/Green BFM

      • sweetchivette

        😦 am to late

        • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

          I have tried for about a year and was finally lucky enough to snag one 😀 Don't worry you'll get one ^^

  • http://twitter.com/Sparksterxx @Sparksterxx

    #1 Learning about dinosaurs was never this cool.

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