Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • BabyFart Magizax

    #1 ET for the win!!! Happy 4:20

    • Troll

      #6 is Paula, hey E.T. Nice Tits

  • Hugh

    BFM is back on theChivery! Get it NOW.

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      I tried:'( it just kept saying it could not process my order at this time </3 </3

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        dont give up, their still there. i have one already, i'm not bothering

      • Jasper

        I just got one as well. Keep at it!

      • Taylor

        Just got 4 for myself and the boys at work

      • Brotato

        Pay yo credit card bitch!!

      • Trav1121

        I just bought a 3D now and got a confirmation. Still lots there.

      • ROR

        Big fucking surprise there. Whose fault is it this time, Chive?

    • https://www.facebook.com/devin.flanagan Devin Flanagan

      I just got one!!! I'm so excited….

    • BAM!

      Hells Yeah, long time coming

    • kick.it

      just got mine ordered!

    • Leigh

      Got mine. Woohoo. Almost have a complete set.

    • Sads

      Was just about to head to bed and thought I'd take a sneak peak at the DMA and ended up getting BFM!!!!! Lack of sleep = totally worth it.

    • Stinky_Fingers

      Now i have all the chive shirts got both the BFM and BFM 3d!

    • Skippy

      Got BFM 3D! I guess losing three hours of sleep and getting the early DMA worked out in my favor this time. Good luck all and KCCO!

    • That Guy

      Just got my BFM 3D and one for the lady as well! About damn time!

    • Sleepy

      Thank you to me for procrastinating on this final paper and being up at 4:20 in the morning looking for inspiration while I KC&CO!

    • DarthLoki

      Finally got BFM and BFM 3D! Just got my military KCCO the other day, so far this week is really making up for getting dumped last week!

    • Hugh

      zomg it's still available. Where are all my fellow Aussie Chivers? I've already got a 3D BFM and I'm not greedy, but C'MON GUYS!

    • armyguy

      Got it here.. in afghanistan… im pumped.. thank goodness for DMA never seen it come up on twitter..

    • DubStu

      Hell yeah! My GF is now my fiancé as of last night, and today I snag BFM and BFM 3D…what an awesome 24 hours! KCCO from the UK!!

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        I was able to get one finally!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001921972599 John Womble

      Awesome. With this release I have completed my set!

    • Emilie

      Still available.
      The hardest part was to decide which color get for my bf.

    • Lowtech


      • Some guy

        been trying for months, almost started thinking that the BFM shirts were a myth n just photo shopped! BUT I GOT MINE!

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      make sure you guys aren't selecting small mens either by mistake. Those are sold out oddly enough while others in large and medium are still available in other varieties.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=708712165 Brittany Carney

      #36 Got mine!!!

    • kkd

      Ordered one and it changed it from an xl to small, went back to order it straight after i ordered the first one and it just kept changing the size to small….. Was doing this on my android phone idk if anyone else had this same problem but I really hope I can get the right size =(

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #34 go go power rangers

    • the devil

      that was my first thought…a well deserved +1 to you

    • DCMOFO

      John or Leo, take note and make this happen. Or Bob, I just want a green one.
      <img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/26/power-ranger-hoodies.jpg"&gt;
      Id call dibs on the shiny one, but we all know Mac would but all up in that shit.

      • JHL1

        Why not just buy one instead of try to get the chivery to sell them?
        Google power rangers hoodie or t-shirt or dress.

        • DCMOFO

          Airplanes are cool.
          Chive, you should sell airplanes.

  • shaka06

    #34 and suddenly the power rangers look more interesting than ever…

    • bobo

      they're also more powerful than ever! Try to argue with six women at once and you know what I mean.

    • DCMOFO

      [Redacted] See earlier comment.
      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/rFS5q.jpg"&gt;
      As a consolation, here is a bearsharktopus.

      • DrROBOTO

        #34 Im pretty sure the blue one is a man

        • Mugatu

          I'm pretty sure the pink one is Jenna Haze.

    • El_Hefe

      Power Vaginers

  • savannah

    happy 420 ;)

    • Bilbo Braggins

      I hope you are referring to the date because using 420 as "code" is soooo junior high and sooooo stupid.

      • cookie

        Asshole its sentimental

      • Johnny K.

        I think Dildo Banging here could use a juicebox and a nap…

        Smoke a fatty and chill the fuck out, Senior Buzz Killington… It's 420… It's like Christmas for Stoners… Leave the tree hugging, Birkenstock wearing hippies alone…

        • Daniel Tosh

          Explain to me where the term 420 comes from and if you answer correctly I let you smoke all the joints you want.

          • davo

            i don't get 420, is it where all the stoners get together and discuss how awesome and rebellious it is to be high and that no one who doesn't smoke could ever get it because they don't understand?

  • FArg


  • Matt

    yah guys, let her finish

    • bob

      I like how the guy on the left is spotting her.

    • Hung Lo

      who is she??

      • Ken

        A lady with great looking tits my friend.

    • Mmm_Beer

      Chive, please find her! NEED MOAR!!!

    • Ska Dooosh

      this is Taylor Little, a lightspeed lesbian pornstar. I know because I was once a teen with a big libido….

      Google NSFW.

      • jeff donuts

        i thought u said 'dildo' cuz i read it fast lol

        • Trainwreck92

          If I hadn't read your comment, I would still think it said dildo.

    • That Guy 13

      Where the after photo?

  • torqued

    #3 what is this a bacon bowl for ants?

    • dashete

      I'm trying to think of meals I don't want in a bacon bowl now.

      • MattKL

        That answer would be zero.

      • Jed

        That's it! I'm making scrambled eggs served in a bacon bowl for breakfast tomorrow.

    • Bad Ash

      I knew that Basket Weaving 101 course would be useful eventually.

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #34 would've drastically changed the audience demographic for that show…

    • JJJ

      would it?

    • taylor

      and better show!

  • etcrr

    #35 is very cool

    • fuckoffetcrr

      etcrr is very dumb.

      • fuckoffetcrr

        get your own hate-stan/etcrr handle. fuckoffetcrr is mine and you keep using it.

        • StickyWickets

          just create an intense debate account

    • El_Hefe

      …. is very cool until the Lion grows up and wants to eat the dog

      • hehaha

        best comment ever

      • Ummmm

        Thing I learned today: tigers grow up to be lions

        • Repene

          Yep, and they start as stray cats.

  • reposts

    lotta fucking repeats in this one fellas. let's get some new material.

    • Mountain that mixes

      Shits Still Funny dude…… dont like it find another web site


    • Anon

      And your comment is original?

      • jeff donuts

        who the fuck cares about the comments. tell me are u gonna win something?

    • Ben

      Not to mention it's mostly from reddit anyway

      • hater

        Stop spending so much time on the internet

        • chivepolice

          stop stealing/using other's comment-handles. you are NOT the hater.

  • ALAR

    I love the power rangers

  • You.

    #21 What kind of cake is that? o_O

    • MattKL

      The dank kind.

    • dry cereal

      A damn awesome one

    • moogle

      Think it has weed in it? I bet it has weed in it.

  • Francisco

    #7 I wonder if they hate their job as much as everyone hates them for doing it.

    • DaddyD

      If the dipshits going through the lines would empty their pockets, they wouldn't have to worry about getting patted down.

      • flatlander

        Way to be a lame-ass police state apologist. The TSA's porn-and-grope tactics are nothing but security theater meant to further increase the size of government and institutionalize us into being subservient little drones. This shit does fuck-all for making us safer and only serves to trample our rights.

        • its_forge

          ^^^ This.

        • F.S.M.

          Well put sir. I am in the military and I have to go through the same shit even when I am in uniform. No American plane will ever be highjacked again. There will always be a couple men ready to stand and fight now that it is no longer a surprise. The TSA has overstepped their mandate.

      • its_forge

        Horse shit, they choose people at random for patdowns whether you turn all your pockets inside out and strip 2/3 naked already anyway.

    • Jammy

      What if this is the part he likes!!! eeeewwww

    • Sam i AM

      dude grabbing dick has slight smirk as if he enjoys it!!!

  • beat rice

    #2 looks so sick. I want in

    • http://www.antonarnold.com Anton Arnold

      believe thats in SF…on easter it used to be down lombard street but now i think it moved to the haight district if im not mistaken

      • Guest

        Bring your own big wheel on Vermont Street in Potrero.

  • Traylor

    #20 I won't be swimming any time soon.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      afraid it's gonna saw your Wood off?

  • English_Rob

    A crap week + a BFM = A happy me

    • http://twitter.com/Scuzzy19 @Scuzzy19

      Thank god for insomnia! I was able to get my shirt!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ConnorScottAtkins Connor Atkins

        Never did I think I would be able to get a shirt but now I am a true chiver yes! next stop praying to gods for kcco!!!!

    • DrewskiDrew


    • zenopogo

      Right there with you, English_Rob. The bad week ends with the knowledge that BFM is in the mail.

    • DhamaBum

      Here Here, to the Chive and BFM crossing the pond! Can't wait to get mine. A Loyal English Chiver

    • Aussie Chris

      Finally got mine!!!

      Closed it, and rechecked and they were gone.

      • Jeremy

        I just ordered one. They still have them!

    • danno29388

      Got a black and a grey one…HAPPY 420!

    • Static

      Fuuuuuuuuuuuk I missed the Black ones AGAIN!!!!! *(@*^&#(*^$%#(@ )#(*@$ )^)$$)(@YP*!@(*#)(&*#$)$ &$^&*$^)^)&^)&^#$)!(&*$^)^$()*!&#^)!&*(#^)!&^$#*()(&_*(^&#$()*^!*(#$_

  • CuttySark

    Nice, a BFM shirt. Late night cheers.

  • John Kenny

    I see #30 and hear this song…

    "Take a look!…so many Canuck's…skiing a Raaaainbow!"

    • Justin

      dude howd they do that its awesome

      • zachR

        see, as a semi-professional nordic skiier, i can tell you that we put glide wax on our skis. the wax comes in different colors. this is what happens when you ski too long and the wax comes off.

  • alex

    #19 gotta love anorexia lol;)

    • truth

      she just sucked in her stomach idiot. granted, she wasn't fat to begin with, but likely well toned and fit

      • yherth

        No, I think Alex is right sucking in will not reveal hip bones like Skeletor

        • Marios145

          yeah…wtf is wrong with some women

          • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

            They wanna destroy He-Man…………..

      • mike

        she is disgusting

    • MommaBear

      Having a baby did that fellas! It must be before and after.

  • Vic

    Trying to decide if i want to order a shirt…

  • realzoo

    #14 "Hey, that's quite a grip you got there".

  • jim420

    happy 420 from the UK!

  • cookie

    faaaareerrggggghjjjjjhh dont get paid until 3pm :( no shirt for me :(

    • http://twitter.com/Scuzzy19 @Scuzzy19

      Does your bank card clear until the end of the business day? it does for me! :)

    • Matt

      if feel your pain same problem here!

    • Josh

      I'd like to purchase the shirt for you. Size and color? You can pay me back and I am dead serious.

    • knotmee

      if you don't have enough disposable income for a novelty t-shirt, you shouldn't be buying a novelty t-shirt. Deadbeat.

      • cookie

        deadbeat. huh you must be some spoiled little kid. grow up this is the real world. i pay my bills.

        • cookie

          Josh that's so sweet. True chiver. Maybe I'll catch one next time ;)

        • knotmee

          Your comment exemplifies what is wrong with this generation. "Its not fair that "spoiled rich people" get everything. I deserve everything! Sure, I spend my income so poorly that by payday I have no money, but I still need $40 t-shirts from a website!"
          Not having $40 on payday is called living "hand to mouth" colloquially. Its not okay. Its not "the real world". Its just shitty money management.

      • Mugatu

        that's gotta sting a little

      • socalmarti

        very un-chive like response, keep those opinions to yourself!!!

  • FeloniousFish

    #3 #10 #33

    Want, Need, Want

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