Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Squirrely24

    Frozen wave? No just uplifted glacial ice….#24 Lack of air bubbles gives it a blue appearance

  • Zach

    Just ordered my BFM!!! Getting to work to scroll through the morning awesomeness paid off

  • Scott

    #19 defines loser. I was going to stay off the chive today due to today being the most retarded day ever created.

  • asdf

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • Brodie Bruce

      get a life

    • KCCO and Chill Out

      Dude, FUCK OFF.

    • Chris Rockhard

      I don't get it if you're gonna bitch about this website using a copy and pasted message at least correct it every now and then.
      Oh and i almost forgot
      *WOMEN

      • Dr. Evil

        He spells it like that because he thinks he's a feminist.

        I find that funny because he's trying to tell the girls who submit pics what they can and can't do.

  • Scott

    Fuck I meant #21. 19 is hot and funny!

  • asdf

    IT IS MY DREAM AND GOAL TO SHUT DOWN THIS WEBSITE I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I DO. FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC RACIST FUCKS

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • Jezdezpez

      STFU cotton picker

    • Joel

      1st
      Racist comments SHOULDN'T be tolerated your RIGHT
      2nd
      This website doesnt promote anything besides entertainment, OR did you just over look all the white people also looking and acting like retards (but only see blacks/asians/hispanics) (Im hispanic btw)
      3rd
      What underage/ toddlers drinking? How do you know if they were drinking? I didnt know playing with a ball and a couple of cups WHILE BEING IN A CLASSROOM, dictated they were drinking. Or did you just make that up, with your keen sense of objectivity?
      4th
      "Promoting the dumbing of America" Are you kidding me?! there are worst websites that are 'dumbing down' America.
      5th
      It is the girl's choice to put up pictures if they want, who are you to decide? Is this your world to dictate what they can and cant do?…….Sounds like your a dictating bastard
      LASTLY
      YOU HAVE A CHOICE TO LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET OFF!

      • Dr. Evil

        The more I read asdf's posts, the more I think he's actually a member of the tea party.

        His posts read like a simple-minded stereotype of a knee-jerk, bleeding heart liberal. He's probably trying to turn public sentiment against, "that Ken-yan soshie-list" by acting like, "one 'a them e-lite-ist lie-berahls!"

  • Biscuit

    #19 Do you know any other ping-pong ball tricks?

  • EJar123

    #36 made my day, just got into medschool now I have a BFM shirt too, what can make this day better!

  • Craig T

    #11- What the hell is a trufff?

  • Mjmchiver

    #22 looks like a scene from a call of duty map

  • Dbower

    Thank you Chive for helping out us early morning Risers! DMA is always one of my favorite posts! My collection is now complete and I was knighted a loyal Chiver! You are the Best!

  • svp

    where is #32 from?

  • Face

    #28 is great

  • Chiverfred

    Got the shirt! When I went looking for different sizes, it already said sold out, but I finally got one. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • nappy

    find #10!!

  • KCCO and Chill Out

    All those people bitching about how quick the shirts sell out are not real Chivers. Come on, I just got to work at 9am est and saw the DMA and the BFM post whent to the Chivery, ordered, and bam. Lets see the bitching that will ensue now???

    KCCO

  • Spaced Kowboy

    #36 Cinderella story: a simple Chiver, about to own…a Bill Fucking Murray!

  • Mattd

    Yes!! Yes yes yes!!!! 9am east coast and still got a BFM shirt!! Best Friday ever?

  • yherth

    #25 Did anyone lese notice the bewbs?

  • Sonofthesurf26

    #10 Holy Crap More!!!

  • DoubleD

    Got a shirt…. Friday is starting of pretty nice…

  • Jezdezpez

    #21 you should get slapped for having 4:20 on your stupid cake. Get over it, it's just a fuckin date!

  • Kowabunga

    wtf #25 !

  • Kowabunga

    of course the pink ranger is the one on all fours! #34

  • Jessica

    #21 Awesome. Defiantly Chiveworthy.

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