Friday Dopamine Dump (33 photos)

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  • pickleman77

    #5 Gilbert Godfrey still can't get over being dumped by AFLAC.

    • TDub66

      New fad of goose fisting

  • scrillz

    #19 Needs xtra points for creativity, dammit!!

    • Boobman

      # 7 missed "monkey" not spelled right, dumb teacher.

    • Bad Ash

      This child is ready for the internet. B)

    • benninj

      Unfortunately, more often than not, creativity is frowned upon in today's "get 'em in and get 'em" out school systems. It's a damn shame to see where the future is headed. Sadly it's the almighty dollar that matters to those who develop this kind of curriculum and force it down the throats of the teachers, stifling their own creativity and resources to instill free thought and individual growth and development. Those in charge continue to make sheeple just so they can maintain their power lust.

    • morebeer

      It clearly says "use your imagination"

    • Not a fan

      This is what we get when we buy our educational materials from China

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #19 Those sentences are hilarious! Teacher's got a stick up her ass.

    • DrGarnicus

      1 & 4 rock!

    • Heidi

      Exactly! At the top, don't the instructions explicitly say to use your imagination? This paper could've been mine when I was a wee lass . Don't worry kid, you will find more of your kind as you grow up, and we are the awesome ones.

  • Edge

    #21

    Yesterday was my birthday. Today, I ordered my BFM shirt. Life is pretty good…

    • sploodge

      so did I 🙂 My wife has an amazingly poor memory for actors. I showed her the shirt i'd ordered and she said "who the hell is that?"…. "Bill F*cking Murray!" … couldn't have set it up better

  • Ferngully

    Less Obama, more tits!

    Happy Friday, Chivers!

    • Meowmix

      suck it up

      • Ferngully

        The tits? Plan to…

        😀

        • thom

          #31
          Best caption of 2012:
          "Did someone say Columbian prostitutes?"

          • SimonPhoenix

            HOLY SHIT! I haven't derped out loud in a LLLOONNNGG time!

            That's awesome sir.

    • Oltimey

      clASSy….

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      Yeah, at least your last president would have been included with the other boobs.

  • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

    #10 mean while in Russia #13 mean while in my dreams

    • RobsterCraws

      #13 leopard print. Mother of God

  • AssClown

    #1 Monks high as fuck, colourfully flying high as fuck and shit.

    • English_Rob

      Monkey Magic!

      • Anomanom

        It's Sun Wukong.

    • I likey science

      #1 Can someone please 'splain what is happening here? Please… Please 'splain.

  • organix85

    #30 Lisa Ann ftw!

    • jred

      I hate when porn stars make it big and you have to scroll to at least Page 15 on Google Images to see anything good…man, first world problems!

      • dan

        Turn off safe search… You're welcome

    • bdg

      If I had her I wouldn't need the fleshlight!!!

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        No shit

    • Erock

      I actually dont like her stuff that much, she's too…"whorish" for my taste.

      Passion-HD…thats the good stuff!!

    • Shant1k

      she came to a local strip club and laid naked on my friend with her boobs in his face for 20$

      • Cheesedreams

        Kinda awesome. Kinda gross considering the gallons of man milk that have been spilt into them. Arrghhh dilemma.

  • qteam3d

    #32 Be careful George, I think it's moving!

  • PUNISHINGYULBRYNNER

    #6, NEED MOAR.

    • bdg

      I have the best boner right now

    • Anomanom

      You can have her, I want that SA58.

  • rsjem1979

    #31 Miss me yet?

    • Hunter X

      #12 He's doing the 'shocker' wrong.

    • http://twitter.com/BOlekas @BOlekas

      #31 Did someone mention Colombian hookers??

      • tralfaz

        Nicely done.

  • robby

    #19 hey teach', how 'bout giving the kids some more interesting exercises?

    • Bad Ash

      I dunno… I found that interesting.

  • Catman

    #32# No, not a shift. It MOVED!

  • chrisdg74

    #18 Run DMC and the Beastie Boys – so much awesomeness.

    • anywho

      Def Jam tour bus…RIP JJ

    • wonderbread

      I have this picture as t-shirt; one of my absolutely favorite t-shirts. I think fifty24sf made it.

    • bigdeal

      fucking excellent

  • Blame_anxiety

    #28 geese are crazy

    • Pinky

      #28 Canadians are crazy

      • AB Chiver

        #28 Canadian Geese are scary evil. Seriously, don't mess with them unless you want a pack chasing you down.

  • Dr_Originality

    #13

    Say che…wait what?

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Only seconds before the top arm-bra pic to date!

  • The Dude

    Yeah #21 is hilarious! Relatives killed and ate your dog? Haha, this kid is effed

    • The Dude

      Oops #19 ^ but 21 is still gnar cause BFM

  • Chris_Mason

    #31 Now a member of secret service

    • Bad Ash

      "Where the hell are you hiding the interns?!?!?"

    • NFTG

      which explains what happened in Columbia … good one …

  • DJ Jazzy Geoff

    Would love to dump my dopamine here

    • AndreLei

      Mommy's gotta be proud of her

    • bigfuckingdeal

      how many times are you gonna post this??????????? It's not that cool. In fact, it gets less cool the more you post it.

  • Cin

    #24 TRUE STORY!!!!

    • haterade

      Funny, I hate Steve Martin's life, too.

    • Holmespump

      That Three Amigos sequel is going to be weird.

      • tralfaz

        Would you like to kiss me on the veranda? ….. Lips would be fine.

    • Steven B

      friggen hilarious

    • Byron_Black

      Steve Martin is awesome, crappy movies be damned.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000679451083 Nate Woodard

    #13 It's like a buffet of sexy.

    • ThatJoshGuy

      not sure if animal-print isn't a dude…

    • MonkeyMadness

      You're facing the wrong way bitches!

  • Awesome

    #14 Paul and John really did carry those other two…

    • ekgraider

      Maybe Ringo, but George was crazy talented.

      • AndreLei

        Dude, this was a joke actually. A pretty good one indeed.

  • http://twitter.com/TsarinaHelena @TsarinaHelena

    #1 I want to fly too!

    • http://twitter.com/NickDubzz @NickDubzz

      Its 4/20! You should be flying!!

  • DB Conor

    #31 Just ike Beettlejuice, anyone can summon Bill Clinton by saying "Colombian Prostitute" 3 times.

    • some-dude

      Someone buy Conor a drink!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Beeficus Jason David Dugas II

    #24 Steve Martin is the man, can't touch BFM of course.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Three words : Lonesome River Band

    • Bad Ash

      Steve Martin is the man.
      FIFY

    • http://twitter.com/NickArts323 @NickArts323

      Why would he want to touch BFM?!?

      • Byron_Black

        Who would't?

    • Paltrow

      Three Amigos remake is going to suck.

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