Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

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  • Dan

    #28 the moment you wake up and realize you're gay

    • herp de derp

      the moment you wake up on someone's morning wood

      • RickyBobby

        if youre real quite, you can hear me cumming

        • DaddyD

          **quiet

    • DRIZ

      WORST…CASE…SCENARIO

    • http://twitter.com/lalelilouie @lalelilouie

      That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. LOL.

    • http://masterwood1945@yahoo.com masterwood1945

      As a young man I can relate to this picture, but as an older adult now, I find that drinking to that excess is one of the dumbest things to do. Once you are passed out the fun is over. Why not enjoy the drink and the intire party at the same time. I know, It's fun to puke your guts out and brag about how wasted you got. I'm impressed.

  • Shawn

    FIRST Love Chive KCCO

    • sploodge

      even if you type "KCCO" everyone still hates you for that "first" crap.

      • https://www.facebook.com/phoenixpwns Glenn 'Phoenix' Yri

        Especially if you're really second.

    • Zmeeds

      FAIL!

    • DaddyD

      If you truly love the Chive, you would never do this.

      You are obviously a Reddit spy.

  • Tim

    Haha party on Garth.

    • Capz

      Well at least all these people will see whats after them XD

      • Logicyup

        We're sorry, but the correct response would be "Party on Wayne." Also acceptable would have been "excellent."

    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      If you're going to spew, spew into this…

  • h0llygh0st

    #29 PARTY HARD!

    • Trav1121

      That is awful. Bet that poor bastard got pissed on sooooo many times…

      • Diesel57

        Classic case of " naked guy on the ground".

    • Slauterhause

      That is seriously funny.

    • Mel

      I TOOK THIS PICTURE!

      • AggieDave

        Chillifest always has the best pic moments.

    • Aggie Girl

      Seeing this in person, already drunk at 10 am, priceless.

  • bingo

    #29 I'd probably pass out too if all the porta johns were female.

    • Shwaaah?

      Bah dum… no.

  • Mojokawa

    #17 what next?

    • herp de derp

      buttsex

    • driz

      she would wake up to me eating her pussy

      • teh spraintz

        -14? How is this worse than "buttsex"?!?!

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          it's totally worse…..trust me.

    • Jonny5

      Dear diary…..JACKPOT

    • Kevin

      Fairly certain she's in #23 as well. If not then she might as well be. XD

    • Habsy

      You have to ask?

  • Yoda

    #18 Love, I'm In

    • sploodge

      it kinda looks like the more beer she drinks the bigger her bewbs gets

      • Markle

        You wouldn't like me when I'm angry…but you would LOVE me when I'm drunk.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

      She is FIND HER material for sure!

      • BomberMan

        Second this, I do…lol

        • sam

          I think she's from University of Cincinnati at the theta phi bowl charity event, i was there. Shitfaced of course.

    • Titan

      FIND!!!! NEED MOAR!!!

    • kccoinBC

      Deffinetaly need moar!!

      • 650

        Moar spell check?

    • Bobby

      hahaa dude!!! yes

  • Theta Chi

    I too was fuckin wasted last night…. Be excellent to each other, AND party on dudes.

    • Trav1121

      Awww Rufus… RIP, George Carlin, you glorious son of a bitch!

  • jim

    Bud light is pretty pokey stuff by the looks of it. Lightweights.

    • Trav1121

      Light beer of any kind seems like a waste of money. Molson Canadian or Kokanee! I drink Budweiser to sober up. Haha

      • driz

        drink a 15 of bud light no buzz just piss your brains out

    • ajkulish

      #16 anyone who gets that fucked up off of budlight is a bitch.

  • voltviking

    #17 dear diary………Jackpot!

    • fotnot

      Giggity

    • driz

      she'd wake up to me eating her pussy

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        ^ red dot on a google map.

    • huh?

      what are you talking about? oh. rape.

    • DatWop32

      HHAHAHAHAH ….. WIN!

  • stonewall_79

    #18 Ohh yes keep drinking we'll talk later…

  • stonewall_79

    #2 Does he just had a stroke???

    • Aran

      he does just had a stroke!!!

    • Brian

      Did he died?

      • The DM

        Can he does has stroke?

  • https://www.facebook.com/phoenixpwns Glenn 'Phoenix' Yri

    #18 We need Moar!

    • joeynotears

      damn i want to lick her

    • Bobby

      Ohhhh damn Gurrllll! Can i have your number??

    • Mr. Magoo

      FIND HER

  • KFAD

    You know how I know you're gay?
    #28

    • tim

      Your dick tastes like shit.

  • Gerri

    #1
    bet thats not the first time he's waited with his mouth open ready for some one to dump it.

    • patov40

      Wasted on Coors Light? What'd he drink, 112 of them? B)

      • http://www.facebook.com/philip.alvarez1 Philip Alvarez

        so ya got wasted on water basically? Coors light is shitty beer

    • Jaytee

      Only Americans would count that watery looking substance as actual beer… Maybe one day you will all be able to keep up with real beer

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        The [insert product/music/food here] from my region of the world is much better than the [insert product/music/food/etc. here] from where you live.

  • Robert

    I've never understood why people do this. It's supposed to be, fun?

    • cheers

      shutup

    • Stanford.grad

      I agree with you. Some people need to get drunk to have a good time or to be happy. I feel bad for them. I have enough fun and have confidence without getting smashed, thank you very much.

      • Matt

        1. Why are you commenting on this section?

        2. Nobody is forcing you to drink, no need to be an asshole towards people who choose to drink.

      • danbob

        i bet you must be so smart and mature, "stanford.grad". lol what a tool.

    • Browns

      That's what she said.

      But, to be fair, it was extremely disappointing.

    • The DM

      Nah nah, come on. I don't do this anymore because I'm old and it hurts me. That's sensible. But when I was these people's age I was as indestructible as they are. Maybe there's a better use of Saturday night, but this ain't bad if you do your best and let the passed out girl just stay there.

  • RizalKid

    #17 This is it! Go get her! LOL

    • herp de derp

      dear diary:

      Jackpot!

  • vodkamartini

    #2 Timbeeeeer

  • Brent

    Is it just me or does the girl on the right in #13 look like she is pregnant. Probably not the best idea to get wasted when you have a baby on the way

    • Gerri

      ehhh some people are just fat…. (or in this case lets hope its just fat)

    • ryax44

      Nope just a beer gut !

    • Ted

      I'd vote beer gut – arms look like they're carrying some of the head (of beer)

    • RickyBobby

      looks more like beer, steak and tators.

    • jordan

      I'm assuming she plays softball

  • howley

    #18 Find this girl! ❤

  • Trav1121

    #3 haha that chick rules! Zoom in, dammit!

    • Si1entStatic

      Ahhhh black censor bar my ancient nemesis, we meet again….

  • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

    #28 everyone is saying gay. i see two family like best friends that had one hell of a night. so to all the chivette who has a boyfriend that passed out in a "gay" way send them in

    • Shwaaah?

      Hahaha I nominate this as the worst post suggestion ever. Congratulations on your fine achievement, Dude.

    • DDD

      Thedude_1620 is the dude in the gray shirt

  • RickyBobby

    Why is there two of everything? Maybe my eyes are still crooked from last night….

  • Lucky_Charms

    Marry me #18.But only if you agree to my 1bj a week contract after marriage.

    • The Mad Zak

      One a week? Dammit man! Don't you know how to negotiate? Your first offer is never your bottom line!

      • Keith

        After marriage you'd be lucky to get 1 a month.

    • TDub66

      Good luck getting that contract signed!

  • Ken

    #9 looks like she's got a nice set on her. Anyone agree?

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