Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Eastwood

    The DARs have been awesomely early here lately…

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      #17 With a view like this, waiting to post the DAR is not an option

    • jack sparrow

      #49 Chive on man!!

  • st33

    Super early DAR and God damn!

    • Eastwood

      Not sure if she etched "Chive On!" in the mirror with those things or used lipstick…

    • Titty-man

      When it comes to getting titties installed, go big or go home.


    #22 This is clearly out of the 007 action playset. ha

    • Shaggy

      Nooooo ……… its the chuck norris protocol

      • BOOBS

        That guys is like"Fuck you shark!!!!!!!!"

    • Wes

      Kenny Powers designed that manual

  • amplexus

    DAR is early today. Sweet! Maybe I should leave work early to celebrate!

  • Casey


    • milly

      Some say he is God.

      That's ridiculous; God could never be as awesome.

      • Hendo

        So facking true.

      • Casey

        No joke, if I had to choose between hanging out with Dave Grohl and Bill Fuckin' Murray, I'd probably choose Dave Grohl.

      • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

        He is not God, he is Lucifer!!!! (in Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny….)

    • Toba

      Thank you for posting this early in the comments. That man is one of music's all time greats.

    • Dan


    • Vee

      I've seen Foo Fighters twice now and I would see them 100 times more just because that man puts on a fucking show like no other.

    • some-dude

      …Isn't that the drummer from Nirvana?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Yes,yes he is.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Why isn't he fighting it??

    • katie

      I have always had a love for dave …. knowing that he chives …. well that love has grown

    • Swen


      Would you fight this?


      Do you SEE what I fight?

    • fourdegrees

      This is the loudest I have laughed at the DAR in ages. First thought when reading the sign was "haha, yeah, like the Foo Fighters." Then I looked at the guy's face. Fuck yeah, awesome.

  • Blargh

    …having nipples? #43

    • Chiefhenry27

      #43 your efforts are appreciated.

      • Ray

        Very much so…

      • Guest

        Great muster!!

      • Seattlechiver

        I hope you have a boyfriend to appreciate those….

        • BostonChiver.

          Why would you hope such things…

          • BostonChiver34


            • dominantone

              some people just don't think before they type. oh and fuck ya boston.

      • DaddyD

        your under efforts are over appreciated

        • JHL1

          ^ I think he probably meant that in a good way.

    • whyme1973

      Tremendously hot body you have there. Please continue to share with the group.

    • jred

      no i don't know, please continue.

    • truth

      we like nipples!!

    • Michael G

      #43 As much wood as I can muster without….you know

      • JHL1


    • Love it

      Well done on the grooming too.

    • Rob

      Thank You, Thank Your Very Much.

  • Hammer_Pants

    Early DAR, Big Ole Titties! Life is good!

    • skadoosh

      And you can watch her have sex… that's a pornstar named Natasha Nice or some stupid thing.

      • Julie

        Natasha Nice is hot as fuck

        • JumpingforJulie

          Forget it Julie – I am being watched. 😦

      • whyme1973

        Thanks…figured out what I'll be doing for the rest of the day, now.

    • Stephen

      Yes, Natasha IS nice.

    • shamshe


      • Franklin1138

        Negative, Ghostrider.

    • Allen

      Who is this? Anyone know?

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Swinging Utters……..

    • 0331

      I'll be having sex with her tonight!

      Shame she won't be there.

    • Dan

      She got some tig ol bitties

    • joe

      holy moley

  • lackofabetter

    #37 I've seen that porn, not as good as you would think

    • TheAutomaticMan

      I'm glad that I live near this guy, someone that actually enjoys life, granted having money makes it easier….. but he's awesome.

  • Martin_McFly

    #11 MY GOD! You could hang your clothes out to dry on those things!!!!


    • itsmeagain

      Another skank with daddy issues looking for approval from internet nerds.

      • Ray

        Well, she has mine.

        • Ken

          Although I think a ton of these girls do have issues, that doesn't stop me from drooling over the hot ones "itsmeagain" – especially this one – look at those!

          I wonder if #43 is the same girl?

  • facepalm

    Keep calm and whore on.

    • Julie

      get the fuck off the chive if you dont wanna look at tits and ass as well as badass random pictures from the internet then.

      • Lotus

        Take the bait much?

    • bearjew

      keep calm, man…

    • dungydouche


    • CoLNo1

      Bad troll… get back under your bridge – oh, and what Julie said

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        I think he just saw a picture of him mother near his computer and got confused

    • Bickle

      <img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/qsmgjc.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  • Julie

    Cant stop looking at #11 and #43. damn

    • pffffbbbtt

      Attention whore alert.

    • MattKL

      Me neither. Amazing.

    • Martin_McFly

      I got stuck on the same four myself

    • F3n1x187

      Oh I hear you!!!

      • bobo

        i like this julie girl, great chivette

    • mijo69

      homina homina homina

  • Mr. Tea

    #2 means you need to continue drinking.

    • Mr. Tea

      until you remember the question, that is.

    • fourdegrees

      "What is the proof God loves us and wants us to be happy?"

      • JHL1

        Well, the question does fit the answer, but I have a wobbly feeling that it's not quite right.

        • Fourdegrees

          It is! I just reworked a Ben Franklin quote.

  • Martin_McFly

    #43 You could show a little moar, I'm sure of it…

  • etcrr 129p

    Am never ever going back to the retard ward ,ill stay here and mess with your brains.

  • Shane

    #39 probably the funniest thing Ive seen in a while.

    • SouthWard

      I laughed till I cried. My wife thought I had lost my mind.

    • Mr X

      'Cause knowing is half the battle

    • illWill

      The look on Mama Bear's face

  • AverageJohnnie

    #43 "I have this plan, where I would go down on her for several hours"

    • hardfacts

      That looks like a tranny so if you go down you`re gonna end up sucking something.

      • Julie

        HOW does that look like a tranny?!

        • itsmeagain

          Coz real women have curves bitch.

          • BostonChiver.

            I see hips you retard…chicks who are in shape don't have love handles or muffin top, are those the curves you are thinking of?

      • Kosco

        If 'tranny' means a fucking gorgeous women… I Agree!! so perfect…

      • bobo

        well i guess i like trannys

      • Pele

        U r an idiot!!

  • jorge

    #11 wow.

  • FuckUSD

    Sweet Jesus!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      porn star…Natasha Nice…

      • Cecil

        I love this video, she tries on that one set of boy shorts before the old fashioned commences. It's hard to hate B Bros. It just is.

    • CarRamRod

      I kept going between her boobs and her eyes, and her boobs, and her eyes and you get the picture.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #36 ahh, can I help you with that thong…errr bag miss?

    • Guest

      and now for my next magic trick…a disappearing thong.

    • Kodos

      get back to Chicago, DeadFish..

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #7 Jesus bike?

    • JHL1

      No, Jesus is a pedestrian.

      • Idius

        Or a transformer… All things are possible

  • Brent

    # 43 I don't know maybe you should show me 🙂

    • JHL1

      #43 sigh

  • Napolean

    #5 You are an angel! MOAR! Please please please?

    • Napolean

      Am desperate and lonely !

      • Napolean

        So, no need to be harsh.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Hey baby are you and angel cuz something something whatever everyone else is drunk.

  • lackofabetter

    #11 you could cut the mirror in half with those puppies

  • hardcore chiver

    #43 Now we`ll all fap to your slutty pic.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      But we'll take turns. We aren't savages, you know.

    • Taco_Depot

      i will fap to this very appropriate pic

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      If you think this is slutty, you should see the pictures of your sister on the net.

      • jig

        Hell you should see your mom! Almost as slutty as this attention whore! Okay, just as slutty.

    • BostonChiver.

      Don't ruin a very, very good thing.

    • CoLNo1

      There's always on….Just had to bring it down a level…..

      • JHL1


        • CoLNo1

          And there's always ONE who has to point out grammatical errors – thanks

    • Pele

      Douche bag!

    • Meowmix

      would be slutty if she wasn't anonymous and showed the "you know"s. It's called sensuality, and it's appreciated in many cultures

    • Mike

      I'm sorry that life dealt you a garbage hand, but there is no need to take out your virgin bitterness on this beautiful girl.


    An early DAR is the only way to cure a bad case of the Mondays.

    • French Toast

      I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

      • Lilrob

        I agree he needs an ass kicking


        wanna fuck?

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