It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (28 Photos)

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  • Ken

    God, anyone else get diarrhea on Mondays?

    • Asshats Anonymous

      Paula gets diarrhea of the mouth, does that count?

    • :-D

      all that beer this weekend…

    • J0R


      My breakfast just went right through me.

    • thedude325

      Fucking coffee…

    • gnocco

      …Still a better first comment then "first"

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yes the morning coffee wakes up the shit factory that was closed all weekend. Damn pizza.

  • chrisdg74

    #2 – Photoshop. Now considered a boob job.
    #24 – USED TO BE 2 good reasons. Since becoming a mother, she doesn't let the girls out to play.

    • Verbal_Kint

      #24 the re-runs are still good….

    • WD-40

      Don't watch much TV except for sports these days, who is this hottie?

      • chrisdg74

        Giada De Laurentiis

    • Pants

      #24 Somewhere a plastic surgeon is punching himself in the balls and asking himself WHY?

  • Cosmo Kramer

    #10 touché yahoo

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #10 all the motivation I need!

  • Shenanigans

    I too love lamp!

    • figleaf

      mmmmm… lamp gap…

    • JHL1

      #23 Pardon, I knew which one you were talking about, but it just doesn't seem right to not reference the pic you're talking about.

  • MeIrakly

    Keeps me motivated, thank you Chive!
    and #5 is just too awesome

    • DaddyD

      Imagine how awesome it would have been if they had art BFM for one of these parts.

    • Darien

      i know its christopher walken but who the other guy?

      • EcafRacS

        Al Pacino

  • Asshats Anonymous

    #28 Paula and her minions

    • DaCoop

      I see what you did there

  • echogeo

    #6 #9 #10
    They should run these ads. They won't…but they should.

  • USSS Chiver

    Would still rather …"search" with #9

    • who cares

      Any chance someone knows who that model is? I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

  • BostonChiver.

    #10 we need a special edition Keely Hazell post…

    Because boobs.

  • tv_paul


    "There's a snake in my pants"

  • SomethingClever

    #5 hell yeah

  • tv_paul


    Just sad, I weep for the future.

    • twoedges

      The future? You should be weeping for the present. Just go to any mall with a Forever 21 or Hot Topic and look around you.

  • Harry Wanker

    I was in my late 20's before I ever learned that a donkey show, is in no way, an event at a rodeo. Unless you are going to a really weird rodeo.

  • Coralie Ginette Colon Quiñones

    Fuck monday….

  • Patrick

    I could use a little bit of the dark side #6 and now I know what I'm doing next weekend at the local cross country meet. #11

  • SuperiorTo8

    #21 OK kids. Now I'm going to teach you how to tell if the movie is a porno, before the sex begins.

  • zoxymusic

    #15 Hell to da Yes!

    • Guest

      Fail, Awesome game but guys that play this don't have girlfriends…lol… more like Hello Mom's, your basement is gonna smell like ass again.

      • heso


      • El_Hefe

        ummm…. my girlfriend is buying me the collectors edition for my birthday…

        the beta was pretty polished…

    • MarthaJeane

      Except that I'll be playing right along with the boys. Excited!

      • David McInnis

        You are awesome, case closed. The only thing this game will change is my need for an eye doctor and time taken off work.

    • Underbaker

      After losing about a year of my life to the original Diablo (yes I had all 3 types over level 40 without any hacks), I'm still convinced my wife hid my Diablo II after about 2 weeks of play. Don't think I want to even attempt to get 3 until my girls are gone to college.

    • dwide schrude

      so stoked to see a d3 picture on here. shotty demon hunter!!!!!

  • tango


  • Stacey

    I've already made up reasonable excuses to not be at work for a week or so. And for not finishing my uni homework. And for the strange noises coming from my bedroom.


    • AssClown

      I know the feel bro! Fuck uni tests and passing them!!! I have never been so excited for a game before!! I played the open beta this whole weekend (and I'm gonna play now to get the most of the remaining hours still left). It will most likely be better than both the google and yahoo boobies combined!!

      Check this out:

      • DaddyD

        Yeah, my son spent the weekend glued to his computer as well. He was also quite impressed with the stability of the beta — far superior to previous Blizzard efforts.

        • El_Hefe

          I've been in the beta since november.. it's come a long ways with all the patches and "fixes"

    • Jeff

      Game comes out during my one week of summer vacation… so excited that i'll have time off to play

  • vodkamartini

    #10 Yippee

  • Please

    Remove the phone ads!! Un-chive 😦

    • MarthaJeane

      There's an X in the corner of them now. Just close them.

    • ScottM

      AdBlockPlus… It's an app for your browser. Get it. No ads. Problem solved. Bingo.

  • Mikeg01sf

    Thats not how you spell google

  • Mr X

    #1 Curse you Perry the platypus

  • eric

    pop up ads? really chive, they suck

    • amex

      use adblock plus for firefox.. ur welcome

      • Pat

        What pop ups? Oh . . . I use adblock plus for firefox. Ummn

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