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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (28 Photos)

April 23, 2012 | In: Funny, Motivational, Uncategorized

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Ken

God, anyone else get diarrhea on Mondays?

Asshats Anonymous

Paula gets diarrhea of the mouth, does that count?
:-D

all that beer this weekend…
J0R

Baahahahaa

My breakfast just went right through me.
thedude325

Fucking coffee…
http://4chan.org/b gnocco

…Still a better first comment then "first"
Biggus Diccus

Yes the morning coffee wakes up the shit factory that was closed all weekend. Damn pizza.

chrisdg74

#2 – Photoshop. Now considered a boob job.
#24 – USED TO BE 2 good reasons. Since becoming a mother, she doesn't let the girls out to play.

Verbal_Kint

#24 the re-runs are still good….
WD-40

Don't watch much TV except for sports these days, who is this hottie?

chrisdg74

Giada De Laurentiis

Pants

#24 Somewhere a plastic surgeon is punching himself in the balls and asking himself WHY?

Cosmo Kramer

#10 touché yahoo
BabyFart Magizax

#10 all the motivation I need!
Shenanigans

I too love lamp!

figleaf

mmmmm… lamp gap…
JHL1

#23 Pardon, I knew which one you were talking about, but it just doesn't seem right to not reference the pic you're talking about.

MeIrakly

Keeps me motivated, thank you Chive!
and #5 is just too awesome

DaddyD

Imagine how awesome it would have been if they had art BFM for one of these parts.
Darien

i know its christopher walken but who the other guy?

EcafRacS

Al Pacino

Asshats Anonymous

#28 Paula and her minions

DaCoop

I see what you did there

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#6 #9 #10
They should run these ads. They won't…but they should.
USSS Chiver

Would still rather …"search" with #9

who cares

Any chance someone knows who that model is? I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

BostonChiver.

#10 we need a special edition Keely Hazell post…

Because boobs.
tv_paul

#14

"There's a snake in my pants"
SomethingClever

#5 hell yeah
tv_paul

#19

Just sad, I weep for the future.

twoedges

The future? You should be weeping for the present. Just go to any mall with a Forever 21 or Hot Topic and look around you.

Harry Wanker

I was in my late 20's before I ever learned that a donkey show, is in no way, an event at a rodeo. Unless you are going to a really weird rodeo.
http://www.facebook.com/corypoodle Coralie Ginette Colon Quiñones

Fuck monday….
Patrick

I could use a little bit of the dark side #6 and now I know what I'm doing next weekend at the local cross country meet. #11
SuperiorTo8

#21 OK kids. Now I'm going to teach you how to tell if the movie is a porno, before the sex begins.
zoxymusic

#15 Hell to da Yes!

Guest

Fail, Awesome game but guys that play this don't have girlfriends…lol… more like Hello Mom's, your basement is gonna smell like ass again.

heso

false
El_Hefe

ummm…. my girlfriend is buying me the collectors edition for my birthday…

the beta was pretty polished…

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

Except that I'll be playing right along with the boys. Excited!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505414564 David McInnis

You are awesome, case closed. The only thing this game will change is my need for an eye doctor and time taken off work.

Underbaker

After losing about a year of my life to the original Diablo (yes I had all 3 types over level 40 without any hacks), I'm still convinced my wife hid my Diablo II after about 2 weeks of play. Don't think I want to even attempt to get 3 until my girls are gone to college.
dwide schrude

so stoked to see a d3 picture on here. shotty demon hunter!!!!!

tango

FFS CHIVE IM EATING
Stacey

I've already made up reasonable excuses to not be at work for a week or so. And for not finishing my uni homework. And for the strange noises coming from my bedroom.

#15

AssClown

I know the feel bro! Fuck uni tests and passing them!!! I have never been so excited for a game before!! I played the open beta this whole weekend (and I'm gonna play now to get the most of the remaining hours still left). It will most likely be better than both the google and yahoo boobies combined!!

Check this out: http://www.sorryformay15.com/

DaddyD

Yeah, my son spent the weekend glued to his computer as well. He was also quite impressed with the stability of the beta — far superior to previous Blizzard efforts.

El_Hefe

I've been in the beta since november.. it's come a long ways with all the patches and "fixes"

Jeff

Game comes out during my one week of summer vacation… so excited that i'll have time off to play

vodkamartini

#10 Yippee
Please

Remove the phone ads!! Un-chive

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

There's an X in the corner of them now. Just close them.
ScottM

AdBlockPlus… It's an app for your browser. Get it. No ads. Problem solved. Bingo.

Mikeg01sf

Thats not how you spell google
Mr X

#1 Curse you Perry the platypus
eric

pop up ads? really chive, they suck

amex

use adblock plus for firefox.. ur welcome

Pat

What pop ups? Oh . . . I use adblock plus for firefox. Ummn

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