Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

Ashley contacted me this morning with the followup:

Allllrighty. I don’t even know where to begin! After all the harassing, he finally saw the error of his ways! He’s decided to give this a chance and I am forever grateful for the chive and all the chivers out there for being so positive.

I had no idea this would get as big as it did. I honestly wasn’t expecting my story to even get posted so it was a huge surprise to me and especially to him. He called me up and said, “You’ve turned my favorite site against me!”

Well I gladly let him know there was only one way to get everyone back on his side. Thanks to all your comments I finally have a chance to get what I’ve always wanted. A chance to truly be happy! More importantly, the Chivers gave me confidence. You’re kind words leveled me. Needless to say he is coming home this weekend and I’m pretty sure my picture speaks for itself. I can not for the life of me get this stupid grin off my face. I’ll definitely stay in touch. Who knows I might pop up on some random hump day. Thank you all again. You’ve made me one very happy lady! CHIVE ON!

– Ashley

  • ben

    I ❤ the DAR

    • linus

      this dar sucked, wtf are you on man

      • Julie

        I liked todays dar

      • SpacemanSpiff

        This is you right now


        • KeepCalmDriveOn

          linus was underneath this when the melting began….poor guy

      • Armed Ann Dangerous

        Wrong, best DAR ever.

        • Lotus

          I take it you subscribe to the theory that every new DAR is the best DAR?

    • Red

      #41 Don't worry BO, you're the only one that will hit that.

      • linus

        She snapsher teeth at BO's balls when he enters her anally

      • sucka

        Obama's just mad because that dude isn't on food stamps and therefore is the enemy.

  • Jason Dean

    #12 Yes, please.

  • Ali AckbahU

    Fuck off

    • Ali ackbah

      Not you thechive… – I seriously thought some douche bag was gonna post 'first'

      • Julie


        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          HAHAHA way to think ahead! thats probably the first time you couldnt get away with that

  • etcrr

    #9 #12 are awesome

    • dedubs

      thank you for your consistently interesting and insightful commentary. Your ability to state obvious facts in an attempt to garner up votes never ceases to amaze me.

      • etcrr's hint

        Fucking dumb ass cant even tell when somebody is fucking with him.. LMFAO..

        We laugh at you Stan, not with you..

        What a fucking idiot..

        • Fucking with you 2

          Don't care, I laugh at you when you can't tell I'm fucking with you too

      • Holy Shit WTF

        Enough with the etcrr hater's and the rest of the internet police. I don't care about stan, or his goat, or his up voting of himself, and his cookie cutter comment's. You are turning him into the next Paula_ At least he has a intense debate to defend. The rest of you hide behind the anonymous user name and retaliate. @ dedubs good job at having some self respect. For all the TLDR and the grammar NAZIS, shut up. My real point is "being an elitist on the internet is so fucking fake". Take it for what it is. As much as you want , being an internet police man, does not make you a better person in real life.

        c: begin sarcastic troll
        Well off topic……….. #16 is totally fake, just like etcrr . Mac is like totally fake. that bar scan in the bottom left corner is not for that magazine.. when i scan it on my smart phone it comes up with nutella 8 oz. jar. That shit taste terrible!!!???
        c:end sarcastict troll

        • fuckU2

          cool story bro.

    • hey etcrr

      Fuck off.


      "Did you want to keep talking about this, or put your dick in my mouth?" How I win arguments.

  • Bruins chiver

    #2 DAR is here!!!

    • Smiddy621

      Quick! Get it before it runs away!

  • Jason Dean

    #5 – That's Mega, Man.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      The kid has no idea who Mega Man even is 😦

      • st33

        Father son moment.. "son, dammit, this is how awesome video games were when I was growing up."

    • Swenka

      Too fucking cute.

    • HatBomb

      I see what you did there.

  • Jenny Sim

    #50, #52

    (Staring skeptically at her new boyfriend) I hope you realize what you've got there, cowboy.

    • Creed Bratton

      You were in the parking lot earlier! That's how I know you.

      • ...

        i smell a HOPA skit

        • Colin

          yep shes either a complete idiot or completely crazy, all this guys wants is to put his hot dog in your bun on the weekend then go back to someone else (who probably isn't nuts)

          • http://www.facebook.com/soren.gonzo Soren Gonzo


    • Ron Burgundy

      She's hot, but I'm betting she's also a giant pile of crazy.

      • https://www.facebook.com/bob.pope1 Bob Pope

        I want that kind of crazy……

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1173510014 Austin Anderson

        Most women are

      • OnOneWheel24

        Exactly what I was thinking

      • dude miller

        you're betting? If this story isn't completely made up she's obviously over the fkn deep end! Good luck buddy…you'll be sick of her in no time…

        • Lotus

          Well she got her attention and we got our pics, mission accomplished?

      • Notsureiftrolling

        My first thought when I saw the original post: "Oh now isn't that sweet."

        My thoughts twelve seconds later…
        High. Maintenance.

      • Cam

        Yeah, but as a man you've got two choices in life; you can learn to love crazy, or you can learn to love penis.

      • DoomsDayDub

        I don't think she is crazy, just a little more desperate for a girl with her looks. I agree this guy seems to just like having his weekend booty call and isn't really interested in a relationship. Either way, good luck to her.

    • theyellowfever

      If he somehow manages to screw it up anyway, she's got a million happy endings waiting for her out there.


      If it took this, then he doesn't deserve you. think about it…

      • Phil

        Agree, shouldn't have to change to get a dude to like you/ implore him with half the internet behind you

        • Smiddy621

          Couldn't have said this better. Changing how you appear isn't that big a deal, but going out of your comfort zone is a big thing. If she's still happy with herself the way she is now it's not a big deal.

      • shitfaced

        Couldn't have said it better.

    • Mike

      A stage 5 clinger?

      • dude miller

        bullseye Mike, this girl is a special kind of nutz-

      • Doc

        She might be a stage 5, but I highly doubt she's a virgin.

    • Poopship destroyer

      I really hope you're into anal, because you are getting it either way.. Enjoy!

    • Joe Rachmaninoff

      I give it a month. Either he'll realize her world-class levels of crazy, or she'll decide he wasn't worth the effort after all. Eh…. I changed my mind…. make it two weeks.

      • TLSSA

        Same here, I will just sit down and wait for the "Ashley and boyfriend relationship sink" post

        I'll just wait… This is going to be sweet.

      • Frank Lee Behonest

        It may very well be the other way around. Sexual encounters may be hot at first, or they may be very awkward. It could be a hoax or prank on him even. But if real, after a few weeks the novelty may very well wear off and she realizes she is trying to fucka friend and not a lover.

    • 650

      I hope this is the last I have to hear about this story. More pictures, less words. I don't give a shiz about their relationship – we're all dumb in our own way.

      • Always Last

        Ditto – this stupid trick is over.

    • Rex Manning


    • Luis Rojas

      You guys drinking the Kool-Aid, c'mon…

    • jeff donuts

      i guarantee he fucks it up. only a handful of men can actually treat women like princesses for the rest of there lives

      • Dutchie

        you hear that jeff?
        That's the sound of your penis packing up his donuts and abandoning the USS TWEENY PRINCESS.
        Who's Side are you on?!

    • saltygary

      If you go from friend zone to relationship, that means you can immediately fuck!

      • nyr

        I guess the good part he's she'll do anything there too!! Lucky guy

      • Dingle

        I'm pretty sure they were fucking already. She mentioned on the other post that she lost her virginity to him and that every time he was in town they would go on "amazing dates". Come on, you think he wasn't getting his share of the goods?

        • dude miller

          that was the weirdest part…this girl is obsessing about some guy who took her v-card? How long ago was that, 5-6 years? PSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCHO!

          • The_Stif


    • Ruckus

      A touching, heartfelt moment like this is probably how John and Lorena Bobbitt got together. I hope the boyfriend has the cutlery drawer locked.

    • sox18

      nananananananana bat-shit, cra-zy!

    • Cali_Dude

      My first wife ( that should tell you everything you need to know) Was only about 80% this hot, and she was friggin bug nuts. I bet you this gal is all sorts of crazy, a girl this attractive must have tons of guys following them around.

    • Sid

      Amen to that, I think there are about 50, 000 chivers willing to take his place.

    • _maxPain_

      We have yet to listen to his side of the story,,!!

    • LucretiusCarus

      And it all works out in the end blah blah blah.

      All total horse shit.

    • mises

      but…but….what about all the guys who told you how hot you are?! i thought you would drop everything and get with one of them………..

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Holy Guacamole you guys are fickle. Yesterday she was the hottest thing on two legs, and the guy was full tilt retard. Today she's a sandwich short of a picnic basket, and he's stupid for giving up a hot piece of weekend ass while still getting to nail freaky deaky college chicks.


      • chito


    • asdfasdf

      Hopefully he doesn't screw this up….I bet he screws it up

    • Mike

      If he screws it up, there's going to be a line up of Chivers at her door asking her for a date. I will be in that line.

    • Will

      Yeah, F that noise. That dude is a douche bag if he has been turning her down for 8 years. But on the same note she might be nuts if she hasn't gotten over him. Either way MISTAKE.

    • Chris

      Women. Find someone who likes you for you. Go read "hes just not that into you". This is coming from a straight male. It's all true.

      If it takes this much effort from you to get him to commit to you…hes just not that into you. He wants to keep you on the hook though, just in case nothing else comes along. He calls you up oh hey lets hang out, and you do because you're freakishly in love with him for no good reason. Think about it…

    • Paul from the gump


    • gogo

      Perhaps she was a psycho bitch.

    • Really?

      She shouldn't put out this weekend, odds are he's coming home for sex and will go back to stringing her along and demanding she change after it.

    • Marco

      Ya um…you just just a lil nuts.

  • st33

    Phil, say yes. Gap.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      And prom means high school… C'mon Chive!

      • hark1985

        = minor and jail

        • theyellowfever

          15 is legal in DC. Does being legal make it less creepy? Hell no.

          • Randall

            Good call.

        • playball

          still would

      • LeBowskie

        Doesn't matter if she's 18.

      • Tatts

        Male physiology creates attraction based on looks and not age. If a female looks healthy for child bearing (big hips, large breasts, not overweight ie in good shape) then she's considered attractive by the opposite sex. Expecting men not to look is not the same as expecting them not to act.

        Society deems it irresponsible to pursue young women and that makes sense as they are not mentally developed enough to deal with the repercussions of a sexual relationship. Girls can be dumb and guys can be slime.

        Bitch about actual relationships or pursuit thereof, bitching about pics like this is just a waste of everyone's time.

      • Scotsman

        unless it's a sorority prom…

        • abrum82

          they have formals not proms… nice try

          • Scotsman

            it depends on the school. Some call it a sorority prom. Don't ask me why, I think it's stupid too.

        • Yosef

          Prom or Porn…either way…Yes

        • Smiddy621

          ^ This post should also be a direct reply to the post above it… It would fit just as well

        • brian

          sororities and fraternities have formals, not proms.

      • DaddyD

        Lots of college proms

      • Phil

        Prom means senior. 17-18. Legal.

      • Truth

        Really this submission shows just how fucked up this site is. Is it really ok for a 16 year old to be enticing a dude to go to prom by showing her ass?

        Seriously, I love porn and naked women as much as the next guy but this is fucked up. That girl's self esteem is jacked to shit and shame on our culture for making girls this young turn into complete fucking whores like this one.

        • who cares

          Agreed. She's basically saying "please take me to prom and I'll let you do me in the butt" which sounds great in theory, but being a father I find it disturbing.

          • brian

            why are you on the chive if you're a father?

            • JAFitC

              Suggested new slogan for The Chive: "Come for the humor, stay for the Chivettes."

            • Greg

              As a father and Chiver, I'd like to fill you in on some fascinating facts about becoming a father. You lose neither your sense of humor or your cock. So if you'd been trying to keep your gal at arm's length, don't worry about it, dive in….it'll be okay….

        • JustSayin'

          Agreed. It's one thing if it's an adult who is in control of her sexuality, it's another thing if it's a girl who thinks that the only thing that she has of value that might interest a boy is her ass.

          Shame on you, Chive. This is gross.

        • HotashNerd

          Thank you! As a women this is very sad…She is to young to be a whore already, at least wait till college

          • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

            To young to be a whore, that's a good one.

      • StarznSkullz

        Seriously!?!?!! WTF CHIVE… since when is exploitation of a minor EVER OK?!?!? And no you horny bastards 17 is against the law if you're over 20!!!! I am seriously disturbed by this. Why ruin a perfectly good site by promoting the illegal act of pedophilia?!?!? WTF a little hard to KCCO now…

      • dominantone

        I turned 18 in september of my senior year so there is a good chance she's 18.

        • Matt

          Even if she is 18 the fact that she's still in high school makes this not ok.

          • dominantone

            why does that matter. 18 is 18. she would have every right to do what ever she wants with her body and no one could do a damn thing about it. If she wants to ask a guy to prom with an ass shoot on a popular web site than thats her choice. So lets not act like 1/2 of the kids going to prom aren't going to be banging. off like a prom dress isn't a saying for no reason. (Again all being said if she is 18 and I trust that the chive guys know what they are doing.)

          • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

            Yeah, that makes sense in a reality somewhere.

            • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

              reply is to Matt.

        • ChiveOn

          And my youngest cousin who just had her senior prom turns 18 this September, AFTER she graduates. Agreed, this should have not made the cut. Step it up a bit Chive. Plenty of legal girls out there to promote one which might not be of age.

    • Phil


      • Chet_Manly

        Don't f this up, Phil…

      • jeff donuts

        double yes

    • fingerscrossed

      another reason why I can't have a daughter

      • Edd

        because youre impotent??

      • jeff donuts

        well then raise her good and u should stop trying to bang every chick u see. ur not setting a good example for her

    • 650

      Pedobear strikes again

    • http://twitter.com/JustFlushIt @JustFlushIt

      Dad says NO!

    • naa

      yes.. but my name isn't Phil ah hell you can call me Phil if you like : )

    • BritChivette

      Ooooo! I'd put me gullet in her arse and blubber!

    • Cajunchiver

      Doesn't matter , had sex…..

    • who cares

      Really chive? I mean, maybe she is 18, but unless she had a photo with her ID in it I wouldn't want to risk it.

    • Aran

      fucked up chive…fucked up…and claw hand!

    • The_Stif

      Did anyone else see girls doing this in HS? I guess we didn't have sexting or really facebook or anything yet when I graduated in '03. These fucking kids dont understand what they have going in these naive girls. I would have to drop some dough on a chicken burger for a girl and put up with her dumb friends for a chance at a handie in the back of my blazer. This chick just put her ass on the internet for you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      Pedobear's name is actually Phil – true story.

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Get over it people!

    • For realsies

      Prom? Hopefully she is 18 already…

  • JLee

    #7 Would you? Just to say that you did?

    • dochandy

      i think so. yeah, i would.

    • Definitely

      How could you not? I mean…she's just so charming.

    • DaddyD

      GILF? GGILF?

    • Intellect1618

      Would probably have more to talk about the morning after. I mean, she's at least got jokes.

    • Brewdy

      I would try!

    • Tava

      Hell Yea! Betty White rocks!

    • Zed

      I would do her again

    • ScubaSteve

      Just for the check in the box. I wouldn't enjoy it or anything

    • Sean

      I'd break poor Betty White's hip

    • ATx


    • Dan

      Don't know if I could handle all that woman

    • trooper

      I'd punch her in the fuckin head just to say i did

    • Toroi86

      Are kidding me?! Hell yeah! Betty White is like the "most interesting woman in the world"! And somethin tells me after those ninety years she knows how to make a bomb sandwich afterwards

    • http://joesarts.blogspot.com Joe


  • etcrr

    #52 Congrats Ashley

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505414564 David McInnis

      Friend zone sucks, doesn't matter who it is…unless she is ugly…

      • To catch an etcrr

        Stianley doesn't have to worry about the friend zone. He only has to worry about Chris Hansen the restraining orders and male bathroom attendants.

    • Rahm Emanuel

      He is still fuckin' retarded…you can't fix retarded…

      • guest

        Sooo.. this guy was havin a time.. goin home the odd weekend to nail this crazy piece of ass.. all the while railing all the strange he can get where he lives.. you sir are what I will aspire to be

        • Dutchie

          Not if the only handle you can come up with is "guest".
          You are headed in the complete opposite direction of nailing any kind of ass with that kinda creativity.
          do better next time. KCCO

      • banananah

        come on, people have their reasons. Plus judging people you've never even met does not speak good of yourself.

    • Gotta be fresh.

      Now go back to your home on whore island!

      • Sterling Archer

        Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island


    #7 Betty White is the coolest Grandma/ Celeb of all time!

    • niudgc


      • Smiddy621

        Or the Grandmother you always wanted and never had.

        • Johnny K.

          I'd totally bang Betty White… She looks like a giver…

  • GuitarSkater

    #4 almost as good as the coveted Falcon Punch
    Judges Score 8.9/10

    • TDub66

      "One shot kid, one shot!"

  • Brandon

    #44 Can I be your lab partner?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "she's got the legs of a thoroughbred…am I right?"

      • Clark Griswold

        "don't talk about your sister that way Russ"

        • skwee


    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      My test tube just boiled over…

    • Darkside

      Never wanted to be a lab chair more than now….

    • Guest

      Google Sarah De Herdt

      and You're welcome….

      • shitfaced

        That is fucking gross.

    • mijo69

      She obviously heads to the gym after a hard day's mental work. Great pic!

    • John


    • longshot421

      Very fit! They grow up buff in Belgium. Nice!

    • XOXO

      I hope they have some Clorox wipes handy.

    • shitfaced

      Butter Face.

    • Yosef

      My Bunsen burner is on fire!!

    • funkmaster

      Butter face !!!

    • reply

      when was this picture taken? 20 years ago, that computer is a fucking dinosaur. And yes i already know im gay for noticing the computer

    • nunyabiz

      Gonna get that bitch some science. Bitches love science.

    • Decadrillin


    • jj34

      Id rather be the stool

    • RGH

      Opened toed shoes in the lab!!! And wear is your lab coat?!?

    • OrgazoidHD

      Can I be your labia parter?

    • DatWop32


    • dominantone

      good way to attract more students to your program.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tmm4f Michael McCall

      But she is not following proper lab safety. Open toed shoes and the not wearing her safety glass properly. So I will let her be my lab partner, and show her the right way

    • TDub66

      "She blinded me with science"

      • davo

        that guy has a great ass!

  • jeremy


    Hopefully it's not your last time, wow.

    • lydia

      slightly less with the use of photoshop next submission. i'm sure youre gorgeous without it.

    • Randall

      Only dudes photoshop that much. Have fun trying to hide your penis in the next submission.

    • Bubbles

      With that much shoppin', and the obvious rhinoplasty, I think we might need to check Neverland to see if MJ is actually still alive. . .

    • Truth

      Hmmmm.. Dunno about that one. There's a 50-50 chance of testicles.

    • phoenixpwns

      Find her!

      • Gotta be fresh.

        Lose her!

    • JustSayin'

      I'm callin' dude on this one. The jawline, the heavy makeup, the photoshop–all signs point to a penis.

    • grunk

      Pretty positive that's a tranny… they're everywhere out here:(

    • Steven

      Wow find her for the sake of all the Hawaii chivers!

      • KyleGamgee

        Find her yourself. Hawaii ain't that big.

    • Samkat

      Find her!!!!!

  • dochandy

    #21 YOWZAAAAAAA!!!!

    • SMT

      Those are some amazing legs!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I see your "amazing legs" and raise you #44

        • dochandy


    • Jon

      Keep saving up – soon you can buy some pants!

    • lauren

      thank you 🙂

      • dochandy


      • Dobby

        Super hot! Nice socks too 🙂

    • Andy

      Babeaholic, and she needs help!

  • joe

    #4 sometimes you just gotta smack a hoe

    • Griff

      She left the kitchen.

  • Claire

    #50, #51

    I missed this yesterday. what did I miss??

    • Lars


      Some gay guy can't bring himself to tell his bestie he likes the cock 😦

      • Badfish

        Some amazingly cute girl decided to completely bend and break to make some unappreciative douche want to make her more than a booty call. He clung to some classic lines about not wanting a relationship until she seemingly guilted him into it.

        • David

          You are sooooo wrong, she would hardly be a number 5….

      • tommytwotime


      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001101622910 Matt Bloom

        Hahaha! Well played sir, well played. Especially since it 's spot-on.

    • jaime

      Seriously, it's a few mouse clicks away, go find it.

    • DaveStinson316

      Naked jello day?

    • Gotta be fresh.

      An attention whore posted a bunch of slutty pics to get a guys attention thus revealing her crazy/slutty level. Then a bunch of fat sloppy virgin guys drooled all over and ranted on and on about how this 7 was hottest piece of ass in the entire world. First time its ever happened on Chive, too bad you missed it!

  • Daniel Tosh

    I love the DAR

    • Gotta be fresh.

      You love Donkey Anal Rape… cool story bro!

  • Guse


    Sexy nerds are the best!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Brian.Thomas.Jensen Brian Jensen

      Did they shoop a little girls face on a 30-year-old's body?

      • Flampst

        May I push in your stool?

    • Dr.JFever

      There is a whole series with this chick in her lab. Google is your friend

    • Melkhiordarkblade

      Slut in a lab =/= Sexy nerd.

    • jaustin8599


    • spennybig


  • Julie

    #10 Jesus photobomb for the win…….. hes always watching

    • Unfkngblvbl

      in 3…2…1…

      • yuuuuuup

        thats nicolas cageus

    • Don Juan

      WWJD? Her! Sweet Jesus!

    • Meep

      Chad Kroeger?

    • Smiddy621

      Jesus always has ur back.

    • trill

      ugh, can no one tell that's Nicolas Cage Jesus?

  • Alex

    #15 I’LL Go!!

    • Jman

      prom? really? is she 18 chive, come on now, her bod has def not developed yet. please refer to #51 post puberty.

    • Randall

      This is creepy as fuck.

    • zaffa

      …..to jail

    • The Good Doctor

      Might as well. If she's that young and posting her ass on the web, you can be sure she's a slut and will put out. Of course, that's also true of a lot of the adult chivettes.

  • Phil

    #15 I'm there.

    • Randall

      Umm…you're in jail you creepy ass perv.

      • Dave

        Hahaha! or a spotty virgin!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      Ya come on chive WTF. High school girls is a bit wierd to be posting on here.


    #44 are you freaking kidding me?!

    • Web2992

      #44 Never wore her safety goggles… Now she doesn't need them.

      • snap

        ^I've seen that poster. Fucking hilarious

    • The Good Doctor

      I wanna know who's going to clean that stool? Bleach might not be enough.

  • Bw11

    MOAR #44! hey that rhymes….

    • Jim

      Stop that rhyming now! I mean it!!!!!

      • Corey


      • Joe Rachmaninoff

        Anybody want a peanut?

    • DtownBrew

      I demand it in the name of SCIENCE!!

    • http://galleries.pichunter.com/krawl/305/3056620/index.html Corey

  • bob_the_cook

    #5 – FTMFW!

    #28 #29 good god! I hate LA, but I'd put up with it for her

    #51 – Ashley, if he leaves you after this, let him go. He's too stupid to understand.

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