I hate my job (28 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh yes I am!!

    FFJJJiiIiIiIiIIHHhhHhHHHAAAAAaARRrRSSSSSSTTtttttTtThhhh!!!1!11

    BTW #8: Boobed at work? You'll be very popular in this gallery, just see the comments that will follow…
    Don't get your hopes up though; it's just because you're the ONLY chick in this gallery…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Hmmm… I wish chivers would recognize your genious. – Paula's # 1 Fan"

    • Oltimey

      Can someone please check on Paula_ I think they may be having a stroke…..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh I am stroking alright…
        #8, #8, #8, #8, #8, #8, #8, #8, #8, aaahhh….. so nice.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula my days are incomplete until i read something snotty you wrote…"

        • Trav1121

          Haha she zinged ya, Oltimey! Right across the forehead. Props to Paula_ this time. 🙂

        • sid

          Paula…let's fuck…send in some pics you know

    • BigBell

      You must be some kind of raging homosexual.. This girl is hot in any post.. I'd let her eat crackers In the bed that's for damn sure

    • Ali Ackbah

      It's not the DAR though. Fucktard

    • Ig28

      Ways this whole Paula thing about, who is she and why do people hate her

      • Doc

        *sigh* You must be new here… Paula is what internet culture would label as a troll. Trolls are people that purposefully post offensive or annoying comments in order to draw the ire of other users. They feed off of your attention and hate. The fact that I am even commenting here and adding to the number of replies is just inspiring Paula to keep being Paula.

    • SamKat

      Find Find Find!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

      Oh god… 2weeks without "paul"a
      Why cant you just die… Admins, get your ban hammer!!!

  • KyleGoldstein

    #8 can I be bored with you?

  • whyme1973

    #8 God Bless boredom.

  • st33

    Oh….My God.
    #8

  • Spas

    #8 We love that you are bored at work!

  • SquirePete

    #8 Come hang out with me in my office. We can be not bored together.

    • Bitch please

      Fuck you're awkward

  • chewbuzz

    we need more bored chivettes showing us what their momma gave em

  • that_dude_b

    #27 challenge accepted!

    • Trav1121

      I gave ya a thumbs up cuz you are the first one to post a pic other than #8, who is smokin' hot. Haha

    • Underbaker

      Must not be a Subway.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #18 I chucked my printer out into the driveway a few months back because of this shit. The neighbors & cops were none too pleased, since it was 11:30pm….now I know, this could've been averted.

    • Anti-Troll

      Lies. I work at a certain printer company that has been sued for reporting out of toner when toner was indeed left (toner can only be ionized so many times before it won't take a charge and printing quality takes a hit); this would be grounds for a class action suit against Epson.

    • Todd_A

      Yep.. Just had to press the right "BUTTOM"……..

    • Stabber

      I have several different Brother laser printers and reset the toner packs all the time.

      • Thud

        how?

        • JHL1

          He googled it. That's how people find information this millennium.

    • wayfarer

      Planned obsolescence. Google it. Oh… SFW.

    • skwee

      Tried it on my kodak printer cartridges…..doesn't work. Getting ready to throw out the window too. I'll do it in the daytime though!

    • bob

      This will also work great on a dot matrix ribbon.
      To most of you out there, dot matrix was the original printer using pins and a rolling fabric strip coated in ink.

      • shaggy

        Ahhhh the good ol' days 🙂

    • shaggy

      LOL

    • dkassa

      dell and hp printer cartridges do not have this reset option..so pretty much, your being screwed

  • ShamWOW

    #19 *than

    • retards

      How hard is it to remember the difference between THAN and THEN??

      • fuck haters

        get a life you dumbass's who gives a rats ass

        • Yuh

          I give a rat's ass. People in this country used to take pride in their education. I can't fathom how illiterate your children's children will be. Sadly, morons like you breed like rats.

      • Cake

        oh grammer nazi…. their, there, they're

  • killintime

    Admit it, you searched this post for girls bored at work..

  • Kenton

    26 reminds me of jail…

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #8 She's ummm…. Not ugly.

    • Intellect1618

      I think the worse thing is every loser is tagging this pic saying, "You can come to my office" or "We can be bored together" as though she's reading this and thinking, "That's a great idea, where do you live/work!?"

      • Intellect1618

        *worst

        • Brutal Deluxe

          Just in case, we'd better all enter our work and home addresses and contact numbers.

    • Jack o' lantern

      but not pretty either. eeek!

  • Kenton(again)

    #26 reminds me of jail…

    • DDD

      This reminds you of Buttsecks???

    • skwee

      nice recovery!

  • etcrr

    #28 I know that feeling well

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If you died and went straight to hell the devil would say: "Fuck off, even here we don't want you!!"

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "I do enjoy watching you get folks upset and I'm surprised by how personal some of them seem to take you. Looking forward to your next rant."

      • DaveStinson316

        Nice story about your own experience there.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        <img src="http://www.gotomycodes.com/userpics/layouts/thumbnail/i31502342E.jpg"&gt;
        Meow I've warned ya before about pissing on my minions. Careful meow, or we will come over and tickle you to death with feather dusters!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Waiting all day to see your comments. Just made my boring day. – COCO"

        • Mathias

          *You're

      • etcrrpuppetmaster

        Keep flailing stan-tard.. LMAO…..

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Paula > etcrr 129p

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          >? You misspelled: 8====D ~.~

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Paula is probably the most successful troll to roam the internet. Admit it, she's gotten you LOLing at least once"

    • DaveStinson316

      I'd know cause the thermostat wouldn't be set on penguin dick cold anymore…

    • shaggy

      Just a week? Are you mad? I sometimes go on a week heavenly vacation thinking my phone might ring or an email my ding. Mind you Hell with all the extra labour…. Only if Hell's gate keeper and the guards were hot bikini Chivets 🙂

  • Jeff

    #8 not bored enough obviously. MOAR!!

  • ICUP

    If I died today and went to hell, it would take me a week to realize that I wasn't still at work.

    • Weird

      Are you related to etcrr?

      • Jen

        watch, he will change his username soon. once he gets too many down votes.

        • ICUP

          Nope, been the same username for over a year. Your more than welcome to do the research but that would mean you left the kitchen. And women don't leave the kitchen,

          • Mowwy

            You're! You Neanderthal.

  • https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

    #6 ah tomorrow, the land where all my energy and motivation lives

    • IsItFridayYet?

      I ran out of f*cks a long time ago, but thanks to the Chive I'm able to muster the strength to create bootleg f*cks to give when necessary.

  • MattKL

    #14 People still work at aol?

    • DaddyD

      AOL still exists?

      • ????

        Unfortunately with what I do for a living people still believe aol is the Internet and freak out when you show them an open web browser and they are not logged into aol

    • http://danhouser82.com Ballso

      half of the internet is owned by AOL, you just don't hear about it because they use about 200 different company names.

  • michaeler

    Find #8!!!!! MOAR!!!!! Also, where does a girl that hot work in what looks to be a sports bra

  • DatWop32

    #8 ….where do you work? I want to work there!!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #4
    Ya' know it's friggen cold when Mr. John Daniels is frozen solid.

    • http://twitter.com/JustFlushIt @JustFlushIt

      I call BS on that one. For JD to freeze it would have to be -60 degrees F colder than the coldest temp ever recorded on the earth.

      • twosticks

        Both of your points are wrong. An 80 proof whiskey freezes somewhere around -30F and the coldest ever recorded temp in the Yukon is -81F (since the background doesn't appear to be Antarctica based on the trees). Easily can freeze JD in the right location at the right time of year.

        • tanner

          The freezing temperature of Jack Daniels is somewhere around -110*C. This bottle was probably watered down. The guy in the picture got ripped off.

          • Just Sayin'

            His wife probably replaced it with apple juice because she thinks he drinks too much.

          • twosticks

            The freezing point of ethanol is -114C. Jack Daniels is 84 proof putting its freezing point somewhere around -34C or -30F.

        • http://twitter.com/JustFlushIt @JustFlushIt

          you are getting your C's and F's all mixed up. when in doubt, ask the google.

    • Samgogo

      Jack daniels not john janiels asshole

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        "When you've known him as long as I have, you call him John!"

        ~Al Pacino
        Scent of a Woman
        {Sphincter!}

        • HA!

          Nice response, dude.

      • ...

        john janiels? Really? Fuckin' clown!

      • Xor

        It's Jack Daniel's, actually. The guy's name is Daniel, not Daniels.

  • Craigery

    #6 When you write notes to yourself, you curse but you censor your curses so you don't offend yourself?

  • Darth Yogurt

    #8 Meh.

    • rynaldo

      with you on that one. looks like very other gym tart with an i phone.

  • HoustonChiver

    Thought I'd be the first to mention how smoking HOT #8 is…NOPE.
    I'll be the first to say that we all want MOAR!!

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