WTF Mate?! (32 photos)


    #26 This is just sad!

    • AssClown

      Yeah dafuq?!?! That's clearly David Guetta. What's wrong with the yoof of today?!?!

      • MylesofStyles

        Nice try dude. We all know that this is obviously that country guy, Tim McGraw.

        • achybreakyheart

          you mean the country guy miley cyrus?

          • thom

            Its Marilyn Manson with his make up off.

          • guest

            I see what you did there. For the non-country fans, its Billy Ray Cyrus

    • Jimbo

      I have no idea about who the person on the picture is, but i suppose it's not Cobain?

      • Nelson

        Haw Haw!

    • xxwhodatxx

      I don't know what's worse putting the wrong pic or actually believing Cobain is someone to look up to.

    • AlMart

      If he really means it, he should shoot himself in the head with a shotgun. Otherwise, he's just a poser. I mean, my idol is Ron Jeremy, and I've been trying to suck my own dick for almost 13 years. And I've been trying to fuck porn chicks for almost 20 years. I've failed miserably on both counts, BUT AT LEAST I TRIED! Poser.

      • codeblue

        So what you're trying to say is that the poster should try to shoot himself?

    • MariaSky100
    • Christine De Fehr

      that it is

    • You drones

      A little trolling at it's finest

    • Cali_Dude

      Sad, but #2 makes me want to drink until I cannot remember.

  • fetts

    #31 looks like a fun sunday afternoon

    • mchelle37

      And the award for corniest goes to…

      • The Award

        The fat chic mchelle37.

    • Skagen

      simona fusco

    • Jeremy Warren

      Why wait until Sunday?

  • StickyWickets

    #11 this is where Gulliver got thrown out of his Acura

  • Craig Jägerbomber Thomas

    #30 =O

    • jkk

      is a photofuck, numberplate (Dutch) does not exist, and taxis have a different numberplate

      • iaag

        It could be real, the law (blue numberplates) changed some years ago. So this could be before that time.

  • HOOK


    • NME

      Some women have no fucking clue how to be sexy during a photo shoot.

      I can almost hear her thoughts as she positions herself, "For my next pose, I'm going to twist 67 degrees to the left, throw my upper body off the edge of the couch, rest on my chestal area to make it look like I have not spine, and all the while leaving my ass in the air, equidistant to my head. Guys will fucking go crazy for that shit."

      • HOOK

        Agreed, what ever happened to "keeping it simple"??

        • Si1entStatic

          it got pushed aside with the phrase "been there, done that. Moving on"

          I'm a little more concerned about why anyone would own a leopard print couch and matching foot rest…..

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #19 I'm sure you are full of regret today.

    • @McBeastie666

      he's go no regerts but at least one big regret.

      • djcg


    • captain disco


    • CWP

      That's the whole idea of the tattoo, it's irony.

      • iregertthis

        It's ironic that he got the ink done from an illiterate, because he himself is illiterate as well.

      • who?

        Nice save!

      • Rondo

        I'm not sure that's a tat. Looks like scarification or branding or something…

  • whyme1973

    #5 Simplified Chinese?
    #31 Oh my. That'll make the jeans tight.

  • blue_bronco

    #1 Splice – Kill it

    • Lisa

      Why did you have to go and remind me of that awful movie? I don't need to relive those scenes…

    • Haha

      That lesbian nurse is trying to figure out how she can get in a little clam diggin' before the procedure begins.


      Can you connect the cuts?

  • MarthaJeane

    #9 Made me LOL until I realized some jerk put their dog in the trunk.

    • bob

      I bet the ride in that car is a bit……………RUFF!

    • Havokmon

      I just assumed that with a hole in the side of the car that the separation between backseat and trunk was non-existent.

  • darsh

    #26 I dont think i can come to this site anymore….
    just kidding, BFM SHIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bw11

    #31 I see nothing wrong here….

    • @McBeastie666

      Isn't that the horrible piece of shit who got 20 surgeries in one day…Heidi something? Maybe she can turn her head and kiss her own ass. What a whore.

      • DubU2Death

        Itd be alot cooler if she did!

      • Naaah

        I'm pretty sure you're talking about that cunt Heidi from some reality bullshit, but I don't think that's her.

        • @McBeastie666

          well, my bad then…but it does look a lot like that insufferable bitch.

  • Pancho McDougle

    #26 are you…..are you serious?

    • davo

      nah whoever wrote it is probably american.

  • Ray

    Not sure about the rest of you…but I can certainly say I have never consumed ANY Africans. #22

    • Underbaker

      So that's where McD's is getting its meat from now days?

    • captain disco

      that's why it's an average. it just means someone else consumed 800…

    • rich

      black folks be tasty!

    • xxwhodatxx

      Not much meat on the bone but tasty as hell!

    • Si1entStatic

      it's true….. if your referring to the average North American Ho working the ghetto
      <img src="; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

    • Cecil

      I am soo sick of the racial bullshit being stirred up because of this whole florida deal. it's irritating me so badly I feel like stabbing someone just from looking at this.

      • black guy

        come at me bro.

    • Anthony

      my faith in humanity is slipping away

  • GernBlansten

    #17 This homebuilder comes highly recommended.

    • Jaives

      That's what I thought too. That wall can survive Armageddon.

    • Drew

      The car manufacturer, on the other hand…

    • Frank

      Its cool that the house Chuck Norrised that car. But am I missing something, or are those shingles oriented at about a 45 degree angle, making them much less effective at the only damned thing they're there to do?

      • thom

        That house did not give any fucks about getting hit by a car. And yes those tiles seem odd.

      • GernBlansten

        Those look like slate tiles. I've seen them laid that way before, and they are likely still layered the way you would expect, just turned on an angle.

  • KyleGoldstein

    #31 stopped me in my scroll

  • dude miller

    #23 that eel will double its weight in 5 seconds…mmm Chinese!

    • DDD

      But then he will be hungry again in an hour….

    • PianoFingers

      "When you're down by the sea
      and an eel bites your knee
      – that's a moray!"

  • rphilman1

    Any idea where #7 is at?

    • Go Flyers


    • dustin_b3

      I wonder why a Cal Fire plane… and why/how they got it….

    • Holmespump

      Here's an article (with links to other articles) about it. Doesn't say why he used that specific plane (probably what he could get) or how he got it.

    • Phils Phan

      Behind the person taking the photo is a giant paint brush with a glob of paint at the base of it in which the tip of the glob lights up at night

    • BrianBlade

      It is indeed in Philly. I walk by this twice a week, and just did so a couple hours ago. Not sure why the other guy got thumbs down for saying it was in Philly.

      • b3nje

        Its awesome! a pretty cool piece of art/momument.
        I'd like to see it.

  • Ray

    #17 They just don't build them like they used to.



    • darsh

      Regerts are serious.

  • st33

    Nice rack…..Right?

    • Darth Yogurt

      Please find her.

    • TigOleBitties


    • AnyoneForCoffee


    • gs425


    • PianoFingers

      In the Chive app there's an ad covering the whole snake part of the picture. That leaves us with the frumpy boobs…

  • Dan

    #22 I can't help it! They're so tasty!

    • Web2992

      Any Chivers up for some Ethiopian tonight???

  • Tillman61

    #2 I had no idea Bob Cratchitt was such a heartless bastard…

  • Underbaker

    So is it OK if I park my rock here? #6

    • echogeo

      Styrofoam? Great way to save your space if it is.

  • Dapper_Dave

    #32 Big Top Pee Wee FTW

  • Dunc

    #15 I'm not understanding some of the new fetishes coming out now a days.

    • PokemonTrainer26

      Why is the floor around him wrinkled?

      • MacSox

        it looks like plastic wrap, I don't think its photo shopped, why it's there, I have no idea

        • Ryan

          It's probably for the vomit that is about to be all over the place from his nuts gets stepped on.

      • morebeer

        Its a drop sheet taped to the floor…I really don't want to know where this is going

        • mf3

          He is most likely going to be pissed on at some point, and doesn't want his floor to turn yellow.

    • Kirko

      Worst. Job. Interview. Ever.

    • dexter

      dexter morgan's latest victim

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