and youre the sucker who pays my rent every month because of it
Smitty
Well played, milady
Xhemial
Can 16 year olds go? Or do I need to go through this door? #11
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
#8 if only this was the worst thing I've seen on that site.
Cecil
No shit huh?
Some of the women on cupid are just dripping crazy….
First date = Picking out wedding dresses and jewelry, to make sure we're compatible.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
Stupid crazies, giving the rest of us a bad name. Seriously, who thinks something like that is a good idea?
CharlieG_TX
I've come to realize there are no "rest of you". All women are crazy, its just a matter of finding the right kind of crazy that you can deal with.
C C
Can I get an Amen?
DaddyD
Amen!
Johnny K.
Testify, brother!!!
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
I actually say that all the time. Everyone is crazy (male or female). But we aren't all bat shit crazy like that.
weldsoft
Some just hide it better !
Jen
bitches is crazy!
https://www.facebook.com/Brian.Thomas.Jensen Brian Jensen
I actually moderate on OkC, and, really, there are just as many crazy guys as girls. Plus, when guys go crazy, it's the pure, premium, wind-up-featured-on-48-hours crazy that makes you sad just hearing about.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
You don't need to moderate to know this. You just simply need to be a female.
Cali_Dude
Dude I am a RN who formerly worked in Psych every single person I have ever met is crazy. The thing with women is to make sure they are not boil your rabbit on the stove crazy, or have sex with your dad. I found out after my first marriage you had to find someone who you still loved after the fighting stopped, or they did not throw things like heavy glass ashtrays at your head…
https://www.facebook.com/Brian.Thomas.Jensen Brian Jensen
The worst part about that is the percentages suggest the person that found him would've gotten along with him.
amony
CHIVE! Find HIM! I leave in Alb. I wanna have some fun with him
Nicnac
#15 Yes it is. #20 Uhhh, yes it is.
https://www.facebook.com/Brian.Thomas.Jensen Brian Jensen
Point of interest: you're arguing with a sign.
spicticus
#5 I thought it would be 1.21 Jigawatts
MylesofStyles
No need to pull that racist shit on here dude.
spicticus
Uhhh, what racist shit?
Jay
I'm sorry. But you're either dumb or very sheltered. BTTF
MylesofStyles
My Irony Meter and Troll Detector just looked at each other and their heads exploded.
Just Sayin'
Haha! Niggawatts!
Underbaker
It's not the voltage that kills you, it's the Jigawatts.
hmm.. I'm not sure about your name choice. Perhaps you should change it to Kingsley Zissou
ThMick
The funny thing is, this is actually a legit toy… the company that had the license for Spiderman toys at the time knew that Marvel was not going to renew their license when it expired, so they made a metric fuckton of toys … in that same series there's one with him in Spiderman costume, wearing a police uniform over it, and Fisherman Spiderman, wearing hip waders and vest and bucket hat with flys on it, and it comes with a fishing pole and gear.
tv_paul
#15
What?Are we in the Matrix?
Martin_McFly
#18 That sculpture flatters her. Really, it does!
twoedges
it's because they got her good side
HoustonChiver
#18 … Wow…looks identical to her…this should be in a museum somewhere.
FacialPro
I thought that was at one of those celebrity wax musuems!!!!
KyleGoldstein
#18 Sarah Jessica Parker !!!!!! perfect for my mantel
https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia
#18 its funny because its true
etcrr
#6 totally Salvageable, what a deal!
fuckyoustan
you are so fucking original with your bullshit comments…
Idiots abound
Awww I'm so glad you approve
Yamomzboyfriend
#23 Fuckin hilarious! The ads are fuckin annoying!
Jame
#22 was actually an official bit of merchandise. They also had like Jungle Spider-Man and stuff like that.
https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss
Das racis!
MattKL
#21 Well played sir.
Fart Hammer
seriously? this has been posted 10 times on this site in 5 different albums the last 2 weeks. Not well played.
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo
Haven't seen most of these since Mac was hire….oh, I see what you did here.
Amber
Anyone else on OKCupid immediately look up Sextron. Still there ahaha, guy is going to think he suddenly got very popular
Tom
#20 is the Planet Hollywood hotel in Vegas. I've takes this exact same picture.
Tom
*taken
Underbaker
Actually it is your picture, we hacked your computer last night. It's a good thing TheChive doesn't show porn or we would have posted a lot more.
Face
#1 has to be from the "D" (Detroit that is) where I'm from, looks like it would be, theres thousands of those types of windowless hood clubs, lol
HardenLong
It's so cold in the D
Colleen
#4 am I missing something here?
DaveStinson316
Bet it has better reception than apples version.
tapsnapornap
If only my iPhone 4 could make phone calls, it'd be perfect!
Maureen
Yeah you're missing something you stupid whore.
KeepinCalm
Damn, lighten up…sounds like you need a hard dick and a cold beer.
Colleen
you are such a dirty cunt, shut the fuck up, nobody wants to read your comments
Daith_Lee
…………………………..yeah. just do a quick comparison in your head what these iphone and ipod look like versus the ones you've seen in a store. you can even use Generation 1 iphone/ipod…google it if you have to.
Colleen
lol sadly I do have a generation 1 ipod my brother gave me and its a piece of shit so I use it as little as possible. and can anyone else tell me what this Maureen cunt has shoved up her ass??
Daith_Lee
Probably one of these bootleg i-devices….
DaddyD
No. That is a beta version of the new iPhone. Please contact me directly to buy one for you and all your friends.
Stabber
I'm with you Colleen. I've never used an iSpentTooMuch so I don't know what they look like.
m-w
#14 isn't wrong. Check out m-w.com. The first definition of "garbage" is "food waste." The first definition of "trash" is "rubish, junk." So although people often use the words interchangeably, others argue the words have different meanings. Presumably the sign is near something like a compost pile, and means "you can throw organic waste away here, but not inorganic trash. If it won't decompose, take it somewhere else."
Craigery
It's still a stupid sign, since most people don't know the subtle difference between the dictionary definitions.
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