Yep, seems totally legit to me (24 Photos)

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  • hark1985

    #7 I am there

  • hark1985

    #21 still doing that till this day.

    • Guy


      • davo

        probably still not old enough to drink legally

  • Julie

    #1 is where i hang out on weekends

    • tapsnapornap

      Me too, never seen you there.

      • Jiggly Room

        She's the skank on stage 3.

        • Julie

          and youre the sucker who pays my rent every month because of it :)

          • Smitty

            Well played, milady

    • Xhemial

      Can 16 year olds go? Or do I need to go through this door? #11

  • MarthaJeane

    #8 if only this was the worst thing I've seen on that site.

    • Brian Jensen

      The worst part about that is the percentages suggest the person that found him would've gotten along with him.

    • Cecil

      No shit huh?
      Some of the women on cupid are just dripping crazy….

      First date = Picking out wedding dresses and jewelry, to make sure we're compatible.

      • MarthaJeane

        Stupid crazies, giving the rest of us a bad name. Seriously, who thinks something like that is a good idea?

        • CharlieG_TX

          I've come to realize there are no "rest of you". All women are crazy, its just a matter of finding the right kind of crazy that you can deal with.

          • Brian Jensen

            I actually moderate on OkC, and, really, there are just as many crazy guys as girls. Plus, when guys go crazy, it's the pure, premium, wind-up-featured-on-48-hours crazy that makes you sad just hearing about.

            • MarthaJeane

              You don't need to moderate to know this. You just simply need to be a female.

          • C C

            Can I get an Amen?

            • DaddyD


              • Johnny K.

                Testify, brother!!!

          • MarthaJeane

            I actually say that all the time. Everyone is crazy (male or female). But we aren't all bat shit crazy like that.

            • weldsoft

              Some just hide it better ! :)

              • Jen

                bitches is crazy!

          • Cali_Dude

            Dude I am a RN who formerly worked in Psych every single person I have ever met is crazy. The thing with women is to make sure they are not boil your rabbit on the stove crazy, or have sex with your dad. I found out after my first marriage you had to find someone who you still loved after the fighting stopped, or they did not throw things like heavy glass ashtrays at your head…

    • amony

      CHIVE! Find HIM! I leave in Alb. I wanna have some fun with him ;)

  • Nicnac

    #15 Yes it is. #20 Uhhh, yes it is.

    • Brian Jensen

      Point of interest: you're arguing with a sign.

  • spicticus

    #5 I thought it would be 1.21 Jigawatts

    • MylesofStyles

      No need to pull that racist shit on here dude.

      • spicticus

        Uhhh, what racist shit?

      • Jay

        I'm sorry. But you're either dumb or very sheltered. BTTF

        • MylesofStyles

          My Irony Meter and Troll Detector just looked at each other and their heads exploded.

      • Just Sayin'

        Haha! Niggawatts!

    • Underbaker

      It's not the voltage that kills you, it's the Jigawatts.

      • Racist

        Jigawatt on jigawatt crime is a serious problem

    • Cantaloupe


    • word up
  • Ned_Plimpton

    #22 Haha! Wtf??

    • darsh

      hmm.. I'm not sure about your name choice. Perhaps you should change it to Kingsley Zissou

    • ThMick

      The funny thing is, this is actually a legit toy… the company that had the license for Spiderman toys at the time knew that Marvel was not going to renew their license when it expired, so they made a metric fuckton of toys … in that same series there's one with him in Spiderman costume, wearing a police uniform over it, and Fisherman Spiderman, wearing hip waders and vest and bucket hat with flys on it, and it comes with a fishing pole and gear.

  • tv_paul


    What?Are we in the Matrix?

  • Martin_McFly

    #18 That sculpture flatters her. Really, it does!

    • twoedges

      it's because they got her good side

  • HoustonChiver

    #18 … Wow…looks identical to her…this should be in a museum somewhere.

    • FacialPro

      I thought that was at one of those celebrity wax musuems!!!!

  • KyleGoldstein

    #18 Sarah Jessica Parker !!!!!! perfect for my mantel

  • LucretiusCarus

    #8 What T1000 looks like as a sex robot?

  • tapsnapornap

    #6 2 for the price of 1, good deal.

    • Frédéric Purenne

      I sat there and laughed for a whole 2 minutes! =D

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #6 LOL…awesome!

    • ancientlegacy

      That accident was a triple fatal…

  • Carlos Garcia

    #18 its funny because its true

  • etcrr

    #6 totally Salvageable, what a deal!

    • fuckyoustan

      you are so fucking original with your bullshit comments…

      • Idiots abound

        Awww I'm so glad you approve

  • Yamomzboyfriend

    #23 Fuckin hilarious! The ads are fuckin annoying!

  • Jame

    #22 was actually an official bit of merchandise. They also had like Jungle Spider-Man and stuff like that.

    • Juann Strauss

      Das racis!

  • MattKL

    #21 Well played sir.

    • Fart Hammer

      seriously? this has been posted 10 times on this site in 5 different albums the last 2 weeks. Not well played.

  • echogeo

    Haven't seen most of these since Mac was hire….oh, I see what you did here.

  • Amber

    Anyone else on OKCupid immediately look up Sextron. Still there ahaha, guy is going to think he suddenly got very popular

  • Tom

    #20 is the Planet Hollywood hotel in Vegas. I've takes this exact same picture.

    • Tom


    • Underbaker

      Actually it is your picture, we hacked your computer last night. It's a good thing TheChive doesn't show porn or we would have posted a lot more.

  • Face

    #1 has to be from the "D" (Detroit that is) where I'm from, looks like it would be, theres thousands of those types of windowless hood clubs, lol

    • HardenLong

      It's so cold in the D

  • Colleen

    #4 am I missing something here?

    • DaveStinson316

      Bet it has better reception than apples version.

      • tapsnapornap

        If only my iPhone 4 could make phone calls, it'd be perfect!

    • Maureen

      Yeah you're missing something you stupid whore.

      • Colleen

        you are such a dirty cunt, shut the fuck up, nobody wants to read your comments

      • KeepinCalm

        Damn, lighten up…sounds like you need a hard dick and a cold beer.

    • Daith_Lee

      …………………………..yeah. just do a quick comparison in your head what these iphone and ipod look like versus the ones you've seen in a store. you can even use Generation 1 iphone/ipod…google it if you have to.

      • Colleen

        lol sadly I do have a generation 1 ipod my brother gave me and its a piece of shit so I use it as little as possible. and can anyone else tell me what this Maureen cunt has shoved up her ass??

        • Daith_Lee

          Probably one of these bootleg i-devices….

    • DaddyD

      No. That is a beta version of the new iPhone. Please contact me directly to buy one for you and all your friends.

    • Stabber

      I'm with you Colleen. I've never used an iSpentTooMuch so I don't know what they look like.

  • m-w

    #14 isn't wrong. Check out The first definition of "garbage" is "food waste." The first definition of "trash" is "rubish, junk." So although people often use the words interchangeably, others argue the words have different meanings. Presumably the sign is near something like a compost pile, and means "you can throw organic waste away here, but not inorganic trash. If it won't decompose, take it somewhere else."

    • Craigery

      It's still a stupid sign, since most people don't know the subtle difference between the dictionary definitions.

      • m-w

        Is the sign stupid, or are the people?

    • Johnny K.


      • Johnny K.

        Naahhhh, you're alright…

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