Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • mikey



  • MatadorPride

    #6 Well, hello there!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      so cute, more please

    • Ryan

      I feel like I want to see the rest of that video.

    • Brian

      I have seen the future, and it is chivette gifs.

    • http://twitter.com/alabamaweliveit @alabamaweliveit

      I would cut off YOUR left testicle to see MOAR of this girl…

    • http://www.facebook.com/EvilScooby AL Ventura

      I watched that at least 100 times 😉

  • lando


    yes, you do.

    • BigPup

      You know the one thing better then a women with long legs wrapped around you is?……. A woman with short legs trying.

    • wrangler 86

      and they go all the way up to the good parts!

    • MattKL

      And they are awesome.

    • Brian

      That's it, I'm applying to App State. Wherever it is.

      • Shawn

        Boone, North Carolina.

        Chive On from App State

    • Slauterhause

      Beautiful stems

    • guest

      F app st… go spiders

      • sucka

        F App St. and Richmond. Go Georgia Southern

        • BROSOPHAT

          I played ball at GSU GO EAGLES

          • Mr. Magoo

            Cool story bro

    • Epitomizer

      That's quite a perky ass too.
      I think too many girls think that mass = nice ass, butt (<–pun intended) nothing could be further from the truth.

    • Peter

      Chive on from App State. GO MOUNTAINEERS!!

      • Shawn

        Chive On, Mountaineers!

    • buckinut51

      They go all the way up and make a mighty fine ass of themselves…….

    • DarthLoki

      Long, and BEAUTIFUL! Chivette of the Week candidate!

    • A-Ron

      Hey baba I'm like…pretty tall

    • ChasingWavesNC

      Due to this I can find it in my heart to no longer resent those of Appalachian State University for putting a beatdown on my Wolverines. All has been forgiven! You Miss are one very, very badass Chivette. MOAR!

  • Toran

    “The first time I set eyes on #13, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.”

    “ That's a special feeling, Lloyd.”

    • Panigale

      first thing- Photoshop
      second thing- which pixel is her ass?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        agreed, this day in age, no recent photo should be this bad of quality.

    • Steven

      Proof to.all the idjits yesterday insulting her that they.are stupid. She is gorgeous and her husband is a a lucky sob

    • Yup

      Definitely a tranny.

      • therealguy

        And you would know trannies, right?

      • Yup

        Yeah, because I make sure I avoid them. Have fun in Brazil, homo.

    • meh

      large ass though

    • therealguy


    • Frank M

      Dumb & Dumber quote FTW!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Pierre.Ingelsgard Pierre Ingelsgård

      She is AMAZING!!
      Im in love!


  • BabyFart Magizax

    #10 Hump DARR I ❤ you!!! And I believe DAR shirts r available!!!

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      sorry, "Alive" shirts…. 😦 I got excited

    • Cali_Dude

      I agree #10 is wow!!!!!!!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Yeah, she is definitely worthy, although I may not be.

    • Cali_Dude

      Also, #46 why not a "spread" featuring dueling #10 and #46?? Come on now Chive.

    • dominantone

      100% worthy!

  • Julie

    #20 what the fuck…. i want to get one just so people do triple takes as to why a 100lb girl has the body of a male gym rat

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      Obviously because you're hot, so you can get the bodies of as many male gym rats as you want.

    • OhSomeEvil

      Julie don't worry, it's Photoshopped

    • Bumhugs

      That look would be… disturbing. Please, don't.

      • BloodScrubber

        Disturbing, yes. Whats next? Zip up penis shorts?o.0

    • Dakota

      i wouldn't say this guy has the body of a gym rat

      • marcusgeorge
  • shawthomas

    Ive never felt so judged

    So true

    • WickedMercy

      #5 "We are the keepers of the Virginity"

    • downfall616

      i'm showing this to my girlfriend, her 11 YO is a big douche!

  • 1/2FunAndDon'tCry

    #31 and #49 Mine……. I called them!!!

    • vindi

      Jamie needs to learn how to smile.

      • The Truth

        Jamie is smoking hot!!!!

        • Dude

          Goddess even!

    • reaperACTUAL

      dammit you beat me to it!!!!

    • Daniel Tosh

      Hi I'm Jamie… and I'm a slut.

    • @slackersavy

      Oh hey! It's Jamie Laycock!

    • Quinn

      (774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"…

    • j1a1turnkey

      really calling dibs on both? you bastard.

    • mikehoncho

      lets ro sham bo for jamie. i go first

    • DarthLoki

      Flip you for Jamie….Jamie, send more!

    • Michael

      Dude I shit you not that I was going to post the exact same two! It's like we are connected.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #42 and#46 please send more!!! I enjoy your photography skills!!

    • The Truth

      #46 is incredible

    • wow

      #46 I REALLY want to have sex with you

      • blue_bronco

        Sexy Cyclone

    • cody sanders

      #46 I'm really glad I go to iowa state I shall find you!!!

    • Luke

      Ya Iowa State! That's my college 🙂

  • st33

    The beauty of Hump DAR.
    # 13

  • FastGrab


  • Jack_LeMac

    #10 The Worthiest

    • HatBomb

      Certainly worthy.

    • 650

      Sometimes I'm like, "Oh hell yes! She's totally Chive wor….WAIT. What if her face is :S…?"

      • ......

        Beauty is but a light switch away my friend.

        • MattKL

          Also, doggy style.

        • 650

          yeah but then I lose the rest of the visual! I guess that still beats Helen Keller status, if this chick is a screamer…

          • bob

            Oh dear you poor poor virgins.

    • nerfherder

      Insecure much?

    • Mickey Mouse

      Worthy indeed.

    • Wade


    • Cudaman

      If a tongue could get carpal tunnel, then mine would have it using it on her fine specimen of a rump!

  • bob_the_cook

    #10 yes, absolutely
    #30 so hot!
    #51- Wrap them around my face and tell me you love me… please?

    • fact

      #51 or wrap them around my face and just moan!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Those etcrr comments truly are the elevator music of the Chive.
    Dull as hell, you instantly forget it (if you even notice it) and nobody gives a flying fuck about it.
    "Mr. Elevator Music".

    – Fan testimonial: "Bob is obviously unemployed, or should be. – rocknrollguy"

    • winfields

      and were is Meyer Jacoby these days? POS…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Will be back soon…. Sorta…. 🙂

        -the one you love to hate

    • koochie koo

      I want to marry you Paula guy or gal not matter don't give much of a fuck!

      Hugs, Your no. 1 Fan That Bitch who knows a good thing when she sees it. xxxxx

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        And what exactly is a koochie koo then? I'd like to know up front if we'll be crossing swords or not.

        – the one that has to leave right meow.

        • koochie koo

          oh you'd like me! bitch with a bad attitude and lovely humps

          hugs, your no. 1 fan, I have my eye on you xxx

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Hmmmm…. <3. But I'm moar in to boobs… Do you have them?

            -the one you love to hate

            • koochie koo

              Oh I have boobs Paula, I won't disappoint !

              BTW I'm new to this business of stalking, only going part time to start

              I was dreaming about you last night xx

    • Dr. Acula

      I want to have sex with you Paula


      You always bring a smile to my face Paula.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Mom always farts when she sees me, so this is better me thinks.

        – the one without fan testimonial database on the Playbook

    • mikehoncho

      Paula until the day you show up naked at my door holding a six pack and a bag of weed ill tell u "fuck you, you slimy, nasty succubus with a hot body"


      When Life hands you avocados, do NOT make avocado-ade. Trust me on this.

    • Austin Powers


  • john

    #44 Moar

    • Mr.NoItAll

      melanie iglesias dream girl

    • Dylan

      Melanie Iglesias

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Her shirt is missing the 6…..

    • Jester

      More like DD

    • Luke

      I'd like to see a 3D movie 😉

    • For realsies

      She is a little fake looking… I'm kinda disappointed Chive. 😦

  • Trav1121

    #31 Woe. Hi, Jaime! Welcome! I am in awe! Stay as long as you like.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Stop using Chrome asshat!!1!

    – the one you love to hate

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      no, your just too early… as in, refreshing to page all day long

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I haven't even been here today asshat! Too fucking busy.

        – the one you love to hate

        • andy021

          who adds a fucking disclaimer after their name? twat

    • truthie

      WTF is wrong with Chrome? You prefer Explorer?

    • THC

      IE FTW BB

  • winfields

    #1 Brilliant!! (Sorry, wrong commercial)

    • marcusgeorge

      close enough.

  • The Queeeen

    #9 Most parents are these days.

    • RobsterCraws

      Speaking of that….. good to see the First Couple both made DAR today #4 #27

      • ^^^^^^^


  • Whoopi_G

    #21 Please send in MOAR!

    • Ryan

      I second that.

    • lahoree

      I terd that

      • Always Last

        I think that's Julie.

    • Nadiah

      I am that. …..and my Mac died 😦

  • Tillman61

    #51 Yes. Yes, you do. Hump DAR is Best DAR. That is all

  • The ink man

    #47 Goths finally seeing the WORLD!

    • Dave Derpowitz

      That's not goth it's black metal

      • cc_

        Right. And both are gay when taking themselves seriously

  • thekev

    #10 yes, yes you are!

  • Snake

    #20 pfft I don't see whats the big deal here. I do that all the time

    • parkatola

      It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


    • OpMongoose

      Do what all the time, douche?

  • My Eyes!


    • Kzo

      You can put lot of glasses on that ass, seriously it's a table!

    • MattKL

      I'd hit it.

    • mickey

      Where it belongs…in a zoo

    • Muad-dib

      Relax, it's just a centaur. Give it hay and a bow/arrow and it'll meander off.

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