Magical hover boats make you want to hover out of your cubicle (18 photos)

  • Dave


    • Dick Innabocks


    • Ernesto Alonzo Garcia

      Gtfo the chive isnt the place for your childish crap

  • Kenton(again)

    WHAT UP CHIVE?!?!? Please accept my picture, I live across the street from the apartment building from Dumb and Dumber. I will be sending a pic later today. PEACE LOVE AND EQUALITY GHOSTDOG!

    • Cameron Ten-toedsloth James

      Go back to 9gag.

      • banananah

        Do people really call you ten-toedsloth?

  • echogeo

    The prelude to the Hump Day post continues…

    • Matt

      ^^^^ Forever alone

  • bwkisley

    never understood why people claim their "first" do you really have nothing else better to do with your life. Good job were so proud of you!

    • mike hawk


      • bwkisley

        people who correct grammar are right up there with being the most immature low life people. oh and clever name real original….

    • rich

      i think your comment is more annoying.

      • _

        i "second" that.

        • fignewton


    • hwath

      they're and we're

  • CapitaBlaster

    what the hell is this shit

  • John Trolliano


  • Matt

    This is literally my dream.

  • @alabamaweliveit

    Magical Water, not boats. CRYSTAL CLEAR!!!!

  • Robert

    What is this sorcery?

  • SimonDPieman

    soooo, this is just a gallery of boats being boats then?

    • Jezdezpez

      Apparently boats have replaced humps and hipsters!

      • Cameron

        One in the same actually. Sisters heard boats were the next in thing. So they became boats.

  • Mando


    • sshhh
  • bob_the_cook

    #16 (right-click -> set as desktop background) done. blood -pressure decreasing.

    • Drew

      Say that to Steve Irwin.

      • bob_the_cook

        Can't. His blood pressure decreased too far.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    I want to hover

    • Knakker

      I want to motorboat

  • Mexi-can

    Where are these places at?

  • robmo

    Where do I find these places? You can't see 2" into Georgia water.

    • gusto

      I remember the orange water of Fort Benning. The only time I had the pleasure of frolicking in your states nasty ass water.

    • jf34

      Lake Lanier all the way! fuckin nasty ass water

    • close enough

      Bahamas … Turks and Caicos close by …

  • LucretiusCarus

    Let's hope clear water like that continues to exist on this planet.

    • echogeo

      Maybe in Boston again, someday too. "Love that dirty water!"

      • LucretiusCarus

        hah–I'm not holding my breath there.

  • iambigd42

    This post would have been better if it was the Hump Day post

  • USSS Chiver

    #8 is ideal

  • SolidusSnake420

    Why don't I live there?

  • Yay!

    I dont have a clue what im doing..

  • _LG

    #4 is unreal. This definitely makes me resent living in New England…

    • LucretiusCarus

      What, you don't like that ocean water that's nearly black and never gets about 60 F? Can't imagine why that is…

    • shawn

      that and the fact that it's New England may have something to do with it.

      • Optimus_prime

        Seafoods pretty cheap around that way though

    • Drew

      You just need to get to the nice part of New England. I've seen plenty of lakes in Maine that clear…

  • turkeybone

    Is this a serious post?????

  • Guest

    Ok, nice. Pretty pictures. Now…WTH is Hump Day? 😉

  • Vent187

    No good posts yet today. Come on Chive…

  • Pit_Boss

    I long for any of those places where the water is that clear that the boats look like they are floating on air. Makes me feel like a vacation is in my near future. Chive needs a follow up to this though: "Bikinis at the places that having floating boats"

    • DhamaBum

      How about floating bikinis…or flokinis. Second thoughts, lets stick with FLBP!

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