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People with tans like these need an intervention (34 Photos)

April 25, 2012 | In: Creepy, Douchebags, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF

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Category: Creepy, Douchebags, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF

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Luke

FIRST!!!!

Oltimey

And as the first poster. You win….fuck all. congrats!
Eli

Who the fuck cares ?

Luke 1st

you do.. enough to come and comment on it.. thank you fellow chiver KEEP CALM is the main theme here SO CALM THE FUCK DOWN and go see more hump

andy021

Luke

That's what I should have said.

Cecil

No Ma'am, you should have announced your unquenchable urge to commit suicide.

http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

Hey, you're not terrible, so what are you doing here?
JohnD

Good thing non of these douche-bags is wearing a CHIVE t-Shirt

MICHAEL

#9 Kill It!!! Kill IT!!!!!

http://twitter.com/unicornsRnice @unicornsRnice

With Fire!

morebeer

Nooooooooo…..at this point I'm pretty sure they are all resistant to fire
Fire will only fuel its evil

Underbaker

Maybe this will help… <img src="http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/367c401c-585c-4c25-b0b3-2b0534993225/uploadedartwork/650X650/841543c5-93d8-4313-aada-cdd8cb225e26.jpg" width ="300">

Nathan

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Come at me bro

Not just it, kill them all!
Cali_Dude

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot indeed! I agree kill it with fire!
rrbrooks23

All I could think about was Umpa Lumpa do-ba-dee-doo…
Jr.

BACON?

Joe

Bacon is more appetizing

EasternCanuck

#3 these guys need to stop brown nosing bad!!!

mike

this is the scariest post i've seen in quite some time
https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

where these guys walking too close to their leader when he made a sudden stop? Damn!!!
Naggert

Lol I know these two fags IRL.. They work out in the same gym as I. They smell like piss and vinegar

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

#10 I don't even know where to begin with this one…

MICHAEL

at the barrel of a shotgun is a good starting point.

F3n1x187

Then a little napalm!

sean

I'll try, we need to get Bill f-ing Murray and the rest of the Ghostbusters to blast this monstrosity back into his painting.

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

THAT'S what it reminds me of! I couldn't put my finger on it, but that's it!
F3n1x187

They'll have to cross streams from the start

tapsnapornap

Poses like, has long hair like, duckfaces like, wears low cut pink top, bracelets and white belt…all like a girl. That's where I'd start.
Johnny K.

This looks like a profile picture for a dating service that caters to mentally challenged Umpa-Lumpas…

Epic Fail all around…

Andy

Gummo all grown up.

Matt

What is this?
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

About 8 seconds away from the "Silence of the Lambs dance"…..I'd fuck me…

Muad-dib

Exactly…"It rubs the lotion on."

Ray

I thought this was just an ugly as woman….then i looked again, don't ask me why, and to my amazement it's just a girly looking douche.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=28303020 Wesley Windsor

Is that the South Beach version of Balon Greyjoy?
Humps4ever

Zoolander wannabe must be sooo popular with the ladies;)

banananah

Zoolander is the normal one here, come on! First of all he did not use nutella. And that settles it.

spaniard

sidney lee, danish douche big big time….. had his own reality show, he is one character !

Marty

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" – squeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.facebook.com/PeterHaagVestergaardJohansen Peter Haag Vestergaard Johansen

is so embarrassing to be Danish when I see this picture .. : (
if i want to see more of the same person then search for sidney lee on google
Andreas!

HA! He's a danish reality star called Sidney lee!
Bob

I don't even know where to start with the whole bunch. The tanning beds must effect your vision. These people are fuckin blind.
Fuzzreal

Is this a guy or girl!!! That tanning has this person all jacked up!!
Naggert

Lol it's a female Klingon!
stacygturner

Gah!

MAGSGQ

#20 WTF?

sean

when does dip-shit tanning transform into racist black-face?
Prune

They told me I could become anything.. So I became an African.
mutant26

dude…someone should have told you that the color of shit is not a tanning color. "chocolate" does not look right on a white dude.
francesco

he is grey..how the hell did he become GREY???
pat

fuck the tan. whats up with his girls leg?
Jr.

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA… my soul died just a little bit more after this

upy3rz

Need to start a bonfire with this pile of WTF.

noegod

I would say "Kill it, kill it with fire!" except that they're all probably immune!

B!!!

Fake tanning is a disease . Please donate a dollar to the "bullets for bad tans association" . It'll only take a minute of your time. Please… Save humanity

.30cal

I'd like to volunteer for dispensing the bullets.

ryax44

#21 sooooo sick!!! #24 straight out of willy wonka's factory!!!!

nice guy eddie

#21 – i'd still hit it…

LucretiusCarus

#6 Does she come in a handbag version?

Scotty C

thing is without the black face she would actually be attractive

https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

anyone know for sure that she wasn't caught in a bad fireworks accident or something?

Unfkngblvbl

Every one of these photos actually made my stomach turn.
tv_paul

#13

So is he dating a Oompa Loompa, sex & chocolate.

Cali_Dude

Like the Eddie Murphy performer from coming to America "Sexual Chocolate"
theging!

missing the green hair sadly.
Jr.

how fucked does your mind have to be to think "I look good!" looking like a medium-well steak?

mase

wtf kill em allaa
mid13

nuke them please!

rich

i think they are doing a good job of nuking themselves.
Ripley

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

ryax44

#34 umpa lumpa

https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

aaaaahhhh RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Le Derp

None of these people deserve to live. Kill it, kill it with fire!

Cat

don't woory .. most of them will be dying of cancer pretty soon anyway .. HRHRHR
john

killing with fire wouldnt work with their leathery burnt skin…….

http://twitter.com/unicornsRnice @unicornsRnice

#9 #10 and #11 Remind me that God abandoned us a long time ago

Catalystika

The first thing that came to mind when I saw #11 was "Kill it! Kill it with fire!"
https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

This is Gods way of sayin "repent you aragant bastards, or you will all look like this!"

Todd

…think im gonna go throw myself off my balcony…
Ned_Plimpton

A lot of these people's issues go beyond a hideous tan… #10 Yikes!

Optimus_prime

Honestly couldn't tell if it was a really ugly man, or a really ugly woman

clenis

An amazing amount of douchery in this one. #10
LucretiusCarus

Some are clearly 'shopped. Like #28, for one.

Ovla

You underestimate people.

Cali_Dude

With all due respect, I think he is overestimating people.

Reeko

Black Face! Thats Racist!
Indy Chivette

Not shopped
That's Amber from Mtv 16 & Pregnate…she was all over our local news because she beat the crap out of her boyfriend.
LEG

I think it's shopped too, definitely Amber from Teen Mom. It makes me sad that I know that.

Gregory

White folks are hilarious.

Johnny K.

THAT'S RACIST!!!

Wait a sec… Nope… He's right… White folks are hilarious… And from the looks of it, slightly retarded too…
http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

You said it.
Cali_Dude

Indeed we are some funny funny people. However, I would never dip myself in carmel like these folks.

roly

#29
At first I was like, "Damn, that's a pretty good tan!"

Urethra Franklin

His Girl's tan is pretty good too
Bill-Braskey

JAY-Z? Maybe JAY-Z's brother
SMitty

And then i was like… Nah, thats just jiggaman
Plurp

Yikes. That broad tried to use a ruler to draw on her eyebrows.
Frank M

That dude might actually be black…

Ovla

#28 That's racist.

Blahblahblah

Oompa loompa!!!! Yikes
http://www.facebook.com/lesley.j.bruce Lesley J. Bruce

I think the point is he black she aint but she so tan she looks it…or u know..it is just casual racism…

Ruffieg

Should have called this one "dark side of the Douche"

Spork

Is there a light side to being a douche? I thought it was all just… dark. …so very dark…

MusicMan

you idiot……his comment was in reference to 'The Who's' album "Dark side of the Sun".
what a bloody wanker you are

Spork

Whoa, chill out, dude. I understood the joke just fine. That was not said in criticism of what he said.
The_Hellequin

I thought of Pink Floyd's song "Brain Damage" when I read that, myself. It fits, doesn't it?

Blame_anxiety

In a few years, they are all going to look 20 years older than they actually are.

XOXO

Maybe but not because of the tan, it's all fake (except the poor bastards with the sunburns).

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