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April 25, 2012 |
In: Creepy, Douchebags, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF
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Category: Creepy, Douchebags, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF
And as the first poster. You win….fuck all. congrats!
Who the fuck cares ?
you do.. enough to come and comment on it.. thank you fellow chiver KEEP CALM is the main theme here SO CALM THE FUCK DOWN and go see more hump
That's what I should have said.
No Ma'am, you should have announced your unquenchable urge to commit suicide.
Hey, you're not terrible, so what are you doing here?
Good thing non of these douche-bags is wearing a CHIVE t-Shirt
#9 Kill It!!! Kill IT!!!!!
Nooooooooo…..at this point I'm pretty sure they are all resistant to fire
Fire will only fuel its evil
Maybe this will help… <img src="http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/367c401c-585c-4c25-b0b3-2b0534993225/uploadedartwork/650X650/841543c5-93d8-4313-aada-cdd8cb225e26.jpg" width ="300">
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Not just it, kill them all!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot indeed! I agree kill it with fire!
All I could think about was Umpa Lumpa do-ba-dee-doo…
Bacon is more appetizing
#3 these guys need to stop brown nosing bad!!!
this is the scariest post i've seen in quite some time
where these guys walking too close to their leader when he made a sudden stop? Damn!!!
Lol I know these two fags IRL.. They work out in the same gym as I. They smell like piss and vinegar
#10 I don't even know where to begin with this one…
at the barrel of a shotgun is a good starting point.
Then a little napalm!
I'll try, we need to get Bill f-ing Murray and the rest of the Ghostbusters to blast this monstrosity back into his painting.
THAT'S what it reminds me of! I couldn't put my finger on it, but that's it!
They'll have to cross streams from the start
Poses like, has long hair like, duckfaces like, wears low cut pink top, bracelets and white belt…all like a girl. That's where I'd start.
This looks like a profile picture for a dating service that caters to mentally challenged Umpa-Lumpas…
Epic Fail all around…
Gummo all grown up.
What is this?
About 8 seconds away from the "Silence of the Lambs dance"…..I'd fuck me…
Exactly…"It rubs the lotion on."
I thought this was just an ugly as woman….then i looked again, don't ask me why, and to my amazement it's just a girly looking douche.
Is that the South Beach version of Balon Greyjoy?
Zoolander wannabe must be sooo popular with the ladies;)
Zoolander is the normal one here, come on! First of all he did not use nutella. And that settles it.
sidney lee, danish douche big big time….. had his own reality show, he is one character !
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" – squeeeeeeeeeeeee
is so embarrassing to be Danish when I see this picture .. : (
if i want to see more of the same person then search for sidney lee on google
HA! He's a danish reality star called Sidney lee!
I don't even know where to start with the whole bunch. The tanning beds must effect your vision. These people are fuckin blind.
Is this a guy or girl!!! That tanning has this person all jacked up!!
Lol it's a female Klingon!
when does dip-shit tanning transform into racist black-face?
They told me I could become anything.. So I became an African.
dude…someone should have told you that the color of shit is not a tanning color. "chocolate" does not look right on a white dude.
he is grey..how the hell did he become GREY???
fuck the tan. whats up with his girls leg?
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA… my soul died just a little bit more after this
Need to start a bonfire with this pile of WTF.
I would say "Kill it, kill it with fire!" except that they're all probably immune!
Fake tanning is a disease . Please donate a dollar to the "bullets for bad tans association" . It'll only take a minute of your time. Please… Save humanity
I'd like to volunteer for dispensing the bullets.
#21 sooooo sick!!! #24 straight out of willy wonka's factory!!!!
#21 – i'd still hit it…
#6 Does she come in a handbag version?
thing is without the black face she would actually be attractive
anyone know for sure that she wasn't caught in a bad fireworks accident or something?
Every one of these photos actually made my stomach turn.
So is he dating a Oompa Loompa, sex & chocolate.
Like the Eddie Murphy performer from coming to America "Sexual Chocolate"
missing the green hair sadly.
how fucked does your mind have to be to think "I look good!" looking like a medium-well steak?
wtf kill em allaa
nuke them please!
i think they are doing a good job of nuking themselves.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
#34 umpa lumpa
aaaaahhhh RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
None of these people deserve to live. Kill it, kill it with fire!
don't woory .. most of them will be dying of cancer pretty soon anyway .. HRHRHR
killing with fire wouldnt work with their leathery burnt skin…….
#9 #10 and #11 Remind me that God abandoned us a long time ago
The first thing that came to mind when I saw #11 was "Kill it! Kill it with fire!"
This is Gods way of sayin "repent you aragant bastards, or you will all look like this!"
…think im gonna go throw myself off my balcony…
A lot of these people's issues go beyond a hideous tan… #10 Yikes!
Honestly couldn't tell if it was a really ugly man, or a really ugly woman
An amazing amount of douchery in this one. #10
Some are clearly 'shopped. Like #28, for one.
You underestimate people.
With all due respect, I think he is overestimating people.
Black Face! Thats Racist!
That's Amber from Mtv 16 & Pregnate…she was all over our local news because she beat the crap out of her boyfriend.
I think it's shopped too, definitely Amber from Teen Mom. It makes me sad that I know that.
White folks are hilarious.
Wait a sec… Nope… He's right… White folks are hilarious… And from the looks of it, slightly retarded too…
You said it.
Indeed we are some funny funny people. However, I would never dip myself in carmel like these folks.
At first I was like, "Damn, that's a pretty good tan!"
His Girl's tan is pretty good too
JAY-Z? Maybe JAY-Z's brother
And then i was like… Nah, thats just jiggaman
Yikes. That broad tried to use a ruler to draw on her eyebrows.
That dude might actually be black…
#28 That's racist.
Oompa loompa!!!! Yikes
I think the point is he black she aint but she so tan she looks it…or u know..it is just casual racism…
Should have called this one "dark side of the Douche"
Is there a light side to being a douche? I thought it was all just… dark. …so very dark…
you idiot……his comment was in reference to 'The Who's' album "Dark side of the Sun".
what a bloody wanker you are
Whoa, chill out, dude. I understood the joke just fine. That was not said in criticism of what he said.
I thought of Pink Floyd's song "Brain Damage" when I read that, myself. It fits, doesn't it?
In a few years, they are all going to look 20 years older than they actually are.
Maybe but not because of the tan, it's all fake (except the poor bastards with the sunburns).
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