People with tans like these need an intervention (34 Photos)

Via Paleisthenewtan

  • KayMan

    a post full of WTF

  • tv_paul


    He's the son of Satan spawned at a 3 way between Snooki, George Hamilton and Lucifer..

  • rebel yell

    #34 nutella does not double as a form of bronzer

  • 2Dogs

    Looks like he stuck his face in an elephants arse

  • echogeo


    • Ciera Chive ON Schoen

      I almost exited Chive for this… I was terrified

  • Free

    yea ok summer is coming up so i guess a tan wouldn't be a bad thinnnnAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH AS MUCH FIRE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!

  • jhogg

    I don’t know…that chick in #10 is kinda hot

    • XOXO

      I dunno, her hairline is really pretty receded.

  • Mr. Berg

    The guy in #35 reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoons when a bomb exploded in someone's face.

    • 2Dogs


  • Swamp1983

    I think I just threw up a little.

  • Mike Herechuk

    HAHAHAH where do you find these things chive, I love it!!!!

  • Buntalufigus

    I used to want to go get a tan, now i want to find a rock and crawl under it..

  • Vanradley

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • Nick Kapisak

    I fucking hate amir and I'm kinda hating on the chive backgrounds lately

  • bagofrocks

    #4 Fuk me and Fuk you

    • Anomanom

      And they probably would.

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  • tapsnapornap

    C'man, #14 iiiiiis pretty awesome, and I totally would #21.


    MY EYES!


  • jmark

    im literally scared of every one of these pictures

  • Grant

    Chive, you missed it. More than half of these have to be jaundice. They HAVE to be, or else I have to move to another planet. Please, please, PLEASE tell me that this people have severe liver disease and have not intentionally done this to themselves. Please.

  • Trav

    I threw up

  • winston002

    black face?

  • Ohihos

    #20 might be two of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

  • Vent187

    #5 is one creepy clown.
    #10 made me throw up a little.
    These all make the cast of the jersey shore look almost normal.

  • etcrr

    #35 To become leather or full blown skin cancer

    • Indy Tina

      Why does everybody call you Stan?

      • etcrr

        Cause they are Idiots who think I'm someone else

        • Indy Tina

          mmmkay…I was just wondering:)

      • Puppet master

        Stainley answers to fuck stick as well,

  • Meh

    #17: "Hello, I am Death, and I have come for you."

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