People with tans like these need an intervention (34 Photos)

Via Paleisthenewtan

  • Anonymous coward
  • Chicago Sean

    #22 Each has been disowned by their parents

    • KayakAggie

      They are most likely parents in this pic.

  • sean

    I think #1 is Azazel from the x-men first class movie

  • bow chicka bow wow

    holy crap i hate people so much

  • That Guy 13

    What the hell is wrong with these people?!


    Might be the biggest doucher I've ever seen.

  • GK

    Yup, threw up in my mouth.

  • Retired Navy

    I spent 3 years on Guam, 4 years in Key West and lots of time in Roosevelt Roads PR and Guantanamo Bay and I never looked liked any of these creatures. Almost lost my lunch with this one. Still very funny though.

  • Joney36

    I can only wish that these idiots would die of syphilis.

  • M.C.

    #22 so thats what aids looks like

  • NoahsMomma

    What the hell is #11? Oh my god….

  • Mer

    <<… >>

    She fits right in it!! boobiegirl's bff..

  • colmk

    I have the Oompa Loompa song in my head for some reason

  • MattH

    Jesus Christ…kill them all.

  • Suezq

    can anyone spell melanoma??????? Tanning is NOT safe!! You are exposed to both UVB and UVA rays. Also, your skin will get all old and wrinkled faster.

  • Big Daddy

    Seriously? I could have done without this post for at least 10 more years! WTF

  • Jo-Dye

    #20 is that a tan or does this guy work in the coal mine???

  • jimstarswagg

    Umpa lumpas do exist!

  • David Gorski

    u know who else gets this tan? homeless people in las vegas.

  • Paul

    Fuckin' douche bag central

  • LoyalLAChiver

    #29 Probably the most hideous eyebrows I've EVER seen.

  • bouncer01

    #28 was on one of those "strange Addiction" type shows a few months ago.. That is actually her skin tone now and she is only 19 or so years old.
    The rest of these people must be destroyed with the magic contained in "The Book of the Dead". We need Bruce Campbell to take them all out.

  • TheSlayMan

    TheChive: Jersey Shore edition

  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #18 it is going to stain the couch

  • F3n1x187

    Whats the next thing stronger than fire? Because I don't think it I'll be enough

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