Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Andrew

    #29
    Optimists: The glass is half full.
    Pessimists: The glass is half empty.
    Realists: There's room for vodka.

  • Boss

    #4 FINISH HIM!!

  • sandi

    #10 Geez, without all the extra legs and metal parts i think a 6 year old could pick up the table and move it.

  • Clint

    Very cool! #30

  • CaptainStag

    #22 Time Lords don't have to wait for videos to buffer

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gerberjensen Thomas Gerber Jensen

    I want #12! where to buy?

  • Skedaddle

    #15 nailed it.

  • 1/2FunAndDon'tCry

    Comparing 27 from yesterday's DAR to #23 in today's DMA………REALLY…..Obama to Lincoln, you joking right. Your all gets F's and should be set on fire.

  • Kris

    #21 Someone's planning a massive masturbation marathon.

  • Damnit!

    #30 Peace through superior firepower.

  • Marty

    #22 oooh, David Tennant, yummy!

  • primitive

    @21, looks like this one is opening up her own tug shop

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

    GIRLS, WHAT SATISFACTION DO YOU GET BY SUBMITTTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF? EMAIL ME AT CHIVEISRA CIST@GMAI L.COM

    DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION AND VALIDATION SO BADLY THAT YOU DO THIS? IT’S SAD!!!!!!!

    PLUS CHIVE WON’T POST MINO RITIES

    DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    MAC THE INTERN YOU ARE THE WORST OF THEM.

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

    GIRLS, WHAT SATISFACTION DO YOU GET BY SUBMITTTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF? EMAIL ME AT CHIVEISRA CIST@GMAI L.COM

    DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION AND VALIDATION SO BADLY THAT YOU DO THIS? IT’S SAD!!!!!!!

    PLUS CHIVE WON’T POST MINO RITIES

    DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    MAC THE INTERN YOU ARE THE WORST OF THEM.

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    CHIVE ENDORSES MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE W/ AIDS. IN FACT, MANY AMERICANS W/ AIDS LIVE HAPPY NORMAL LIVES, SO TO BE "HAPPY" DOESN'T EQUAL BEING AIDS FREE. INSENSITIVE PRICKS. FUCK YOU MAC

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

    GIRLS, WHAT SATISFACTION DO YOU GET BY SUBMITTTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF? EMAIL ME AT CHIVEISRA CIST@GMAI L.COM

    DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION AND VALIDATION SO BADLY THAT YOU DO THIS? IT’S SAD!!!!!!!

    PLUS CHIVE WON’T POST MINO RITIES

    DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    MAC THE INTERN YOU ARE THE WORST OF THEM.

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

  • Tara

    #30 Starscream?

  • Big D

    #4 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Big bear chase me!

  • GB_

    #30 Clearly, a Scientology church.

  • http://www.facebook.com/yankee242B Joe Conroy

    #23 No hover hand for Honest Abe

  • Bradyized

    #18 Oh great… squirrels are getting ninja training now. Your bird feeders will never be safe again

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuck2oz Charlie Morgan

    #23 first time I have seen a friend on the chive.

  • danno29388

    #12 WANT!!!!!

  • tommytwotime

    #4 HA! I thought the one under the frame was a doll before I read the text! #7 hahahaha! that sounds about right! #19 duuuuude…I must obtain

  • Yup

    #4 like a boss

  • Xhemial

    #7 awesome

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