Yuroe donig ti worng (35 photos)

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #7 I guess your teabagged

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      I'll save someone the trouble, and correct it myself…. *you're

      • Lil John

        *this* close!

      • chip"the meat"hayes

        The comma after trouble was not necessary.

        • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

          Doesn't have to be "necessary". You can use commas to illustrate how you would pause briefly when actually speaking.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

      It's actually good for tired, baggy eyes. It's a cold caffeine injection.
      Although you do look stupid.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Also, when you get pink-eye it's good to lay on some chamomile or mint teabags. won't completely get rid of the redness, but it does help soothe the eyes.

        • DRIZ

          that'll teach you to scratch your eyes after your hand was in your ass crack

          • Dr_StrangePants

            damn straight it did

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #33 I ❤ you!! Nice hump

    • Trav1121

      Must be the rejected female member of Kris Kross?

    • Buttz

      Maybe I'm weird, but plumber's crack on chicks doesn't do it for me. Give me thong, boy shorts, or anything else all day, but no half-moon.

      • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

        You're not weird…you're just an alien.

      • driz

        your not straight

        your a gay

        • UncleSam91101

          English is hard

    • Scott

      I suspect this one was rejected for being a man? I don't know… I had that thought and now I'm suspicious… Eeeew

    • mike

      brilliant idea for new photos. bring em on ladies!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    Annnd #11 niiiice I'd love to do that with you two.

    • Kowabunga


    • Underbaker

      I see nothing wrong here, just enjoying the view.

      • Bryan

        But what is the source???


        • Underbaker

          Ask and you shall receive, found it with a reverse image look up… http://safybf.blogspot.com/

          • Bryan

            I hate to say you're wrong. The pic on that blog is of even poorer quality than the one on the Chive's post. Also itt's been cropped to remove "numaga" whatever the heck that is.

            I appreciate the effort, but clearly a Chiver's work is never done.


            • Underbaker

              The only ones I could find of a better quality were in Russian and I can't access them while at work.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5004910 Rich Holste


    • Jeff

      Shut up.

    • You are a


    • Derek

      First time being a twat? I highly doubt that Mr. Holste.

    • Freaksngeeks

      Iife fail

  • Rolo__Tomasi

    #24 Seems legit to me. Something for the kids and something for daddy. One stop shopping for the wife.

    • John

      That is in Tampa, Fl down the street from USF.

      • 13thzen

        There's one just like that in Las Cruces, NM too.

      • chucklesclown

        It looks a lot like one just outside of St. Louis too. Maybe it's just a common thing.

        • tony

          hah yea fairview heights, Illinois about 25 mins east of st. louis

          • jason

            Yup, proud of my hometown. This sign is the one from Fairview Heights.

            • dontgooglethis

              Hooters owns Toysrus. They combo them together like Taco Bell and KFC so the consumer has more choice. They're building new ones now where there's no dividing wall between the two so you can roam freely; wings, boobs and tonka trucks in one magical place.

      • isawoj

        Then there are a ton og Hooters in the same shopping strips as Toys R' Us, because this is actually on Cobb Parkway in Marietta, GA.

    • Iloveturbulence

      Rolo tomasi are sick… Just sayin

  • http://www.facebook.com/gary.brent.edwards Brent Edwards

    #33 May be a Hump Day reject but it does have much easier access.

  • annoyed

    Band together fight the annoyance tell chive you've had enough of audible.com

    • dexterX

      google chrome+ad blocker = problem solved

    • chimpslayer

      fuck you audible .com. your stupid ad makes me despise you more than anything

  • LucretiusCarus

    #9 Fake. Why no blood on the point?

    • etcrr's goat

      just a guess, but probably because it was wiped off when it went through the rubber sole on her shoe….. just saying is all….

      • LucretiusCarus

        You people are clowns. Seriously–LOOK at it. The shaft before it enters her foot is totally dirty and/or rusty; point, totally clean.

        No TRACE of blood on shaft. There's no way the whole of the blood AND the dirt/rust was "wiped off" when coming through the shoe. Do you believe everything you see on the internet?

        I'm not saying there isn't a pole stuck in her foot. I'm saying that point coming out the other end is totally fake.

        • Maitland
          • LucretiusCarus

            Well, looks like I loose on this one. Thanks, Maitland. But that point still looks totally fake to me. Damn.

            • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

              "Lose" FTFY

            • Cantaloupe

              "You people are clowns." lawlawlawlawl

            • Someone

              Perhaps next time don't be such a douche about it, and you wont look like such an ass.

              • LucretiusCarus

                Hey man, if you're gonna do it you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

                • Reason

                  I see no reason to take life advice from the likes of you. Piss off.

                  • LucretiusCarus

                    It's not life advice from me. It's from Kevin Smith. Has NO ONE seen Clerks?

                    • Karl

                      As for the point vs shaft, its probably a nonferrous metal for the point. Either that, or the tips are interchangeable.

                    • DanQ

                      Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

        • Planet Earth

          you sir are so sure of every ignorant statement you make. please do us all a favor and refrain in the future. thank you

          • Lil John

            It's the one's with no sense of how they know something that are the most convinced that they're right.

            • Urethra Franklin

              Okkkkayyy! What!!!!

        • The Dude

          Kids these days think everything they see online is fake! Talent is always criticized, photos are always shopped. Its rare I see anything written positive about anything. Its sad how dumb and uninformed todays youth is, especially with so much knowledge at their finger tips than any other generation before. I feel sorry for our future.

          • lonin

            GET OFF MY LAWN!

    • Seen it up close

      Very real. And the amount of blood depends on what is hit when it pierced the foot. If a major vessel or artery where hit, there would be blood.

    • Doug

      Always suspected this would happen. Those judges on the Javelin pitches should just stand by the side of the pitch instead of on it and then trying to avoid the thing….

      • Greyhead

        I have officiated for javelin and the first thing you are told is stand to the side and watch. But when it goes wrong they can go anywhere and getting out the way just means diving for cover.
        Scariest I have had was a discus flying over my head.

        • Rafael-RS

          at least it wasn't those balls flying next to your face


          but if u did had to choose between the spear and the balls, which one would u choose to be flying over your head?

    • Happenis

      I don't think that's what she meant when she said she wanted to get nailed.

    • Underhill

      Frequently puncture wounds take some time to start bleeding. Also, the shoe may already be filling with blood.

  • KeepinCalm

    #33 Not Wrong…couldn't be more right

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331103966 Spencer Anderson

    #11 Um I want to go on that ride

    • Smitty

      No the view is just fine watching from the ground.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      did a little research to find out if they are actually female. It's inconclusive.

      so, it is still deemed no fap

      • lonin

        Too late

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    I cannot imagine how you got those shiners.

    • thatguy

      I prefer Lady Gaga like this.

    • The Truth

      From running?

    • Underbaker

      Don't you see the bow? This is a dinner and entertainment package. Just unwrap and she will cook your steak naked.

  • aciekay

    #24 toys are amusing… so are boobs. this seems perfectly legit.

    • KeepinCalm

      …a women who appreciates boobs as much as me. Chive on with your bad self!

      • aciekay

        amen!…but seriously. who doesn't love boobs?

        • dontgooglethis

          members of the AABT, Americans Against Breast Tissue…those Commie bastards.

    • KayakAggie

      Can I get an Amen?

  • yup

    #18 find her

    Great post chive

  • etcrr

    I am a tool who needs you guys to like my comments….
    Like #12 super awesome!

    • yherth

      This doing it right! I've done this before…..to my ex's home, but never mind that. It totally works!
      Burn, burn burn….

    • StarznSkullz

      Bahaha!!! AGREED. If only others could see the light…

  • CC Josh

    my favorite part is where the US government sucks

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Which pic was that?

      • MERICA

        well then you can GIIIT OUT!

    • d1sturbed91

      My favorite part is where this post was totally irrelevant

  • Anon

    Awesome #2

    • Hunter X

      Ha! America is (one) 10 megaton EMP from being knocked back into the stone age. I'll be considered a god when the rebuilding comes. The rest of you noodle brains will be working for ME !!!
      Bwhahahahaha !!!

      • question

        working at what? hunting and foraging?

      • this guy...

        repeat that sentence to people that live from WV to NM…

        BTW, the HTC Arrive is an awesome phone…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        said the hermit who's clearly not indulging in the internet.

      • Always Last

        Hey! Didn't I see you on Preppers on the NG Channel??? Man, you guys are soooooo awesome. Some of the best entertainment around. Here's the premise: A bunch of dumb-fucks are convinced the U.S. is gonna (pick a catastrophe) and then they spend all their money on guns and bullets and canned food, etc – then, at the end, the Narrator evaluates the probability of any of those things happening…it is priceless (except for the dumb-fucks who spend all their money on this stuff). I got an old bomb shelter I'll sell you – just realize I've got two other Preppers interested and the current bid is $500K….let me know…SUCKER!!!

    • figleaf

      Awesome, yet sadly true.

  • Mr. Tea

    #27 That shit fre!!!

    • Steven B

      that shit cray #n*ggasinparis

    • Smitty

      It's the new english to go with the new math. Don't hurt his feeling! He's trying really hard!

    • frankus

      aint it tea?

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #33 Thanks Dylan

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "Look, up in the sky. It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the Hump Sisters!"

    • mmk

      lamest comment in a wHile

      • guest

        uNlikE yoUrs…

      • Potty Mouth

        Have you met etcrr?

  • bones

    #33 doing it right

  • bob

    #7 bitchez will doing anything they read in Cosmo.

    • Happenis

      I don't think that's the type of teabag that Cosmo was talking about.

    • justme

      certain kinds of teas are supposed to help decrease under eye puffiness.

    • becky

      It helpswIth headaches to douchebag. 🙂

  • BaconMilkshake

    #11 I'm pretty sure you're doing this the right way…and everybody else is doing it wrong.

  • dominantone

    #11 looks right to me.

  • Moknowsbest

    #9 OUCH, nailed it just doesnt do it justice

    • Jewels

      made me chuckle!!!

  • bob

    #23 funniest shit i've seen in a long time.

    • John

      Silver Surfer has fallen on hard times…! 🙂

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