Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • scotology

    #21 is my hero

    • MonkeyMadness

      Well done young padawan. Well done.

      • DRPOOP

        WAKE UP IN THE MORNING EAT POOP, BRUSH TEETH EAT POOP, TAKE A SHOWER EAT POOP, POOP EAT POOP, GET IN CAR EAT POOP, GO TO SCHOOL EAT POOP, GO TO CLASSES EAT POOP, EAT LUNCH EAT POOP, GET IN CAR EAT POOP, GO TO WORK EAT POOP, EAT DINNER EAT POOP, POOP EAT POOP, PEE EAT POOP, GO HOME EAT POOP, GO OUT TO BAR EAT POOP, I AM THE KING WOOPIE GOLDBURG YOU WILL SOON ALL BE EATING POOP FHXDTJTIUXJTGYIMKFYUP9GU,TMPM 7TPOS57O6NN4NQ86484289NYRSD…321 REMEMBER THIS.

        • Mr. Nuff

          BORING!

          • DRPOOP

            POOP ON YOUR FACE

    • Kabobs

      I wonder at what age does that turn from cute and funny to just plain creepy…

      • That's Questionable

        depends…how old are you?

      • klklklklk

        at 90

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

          im pretty sure 90 is when it turns back into cute and funny. also….is it sad that i stared and waited for something to happen to the guy in the suit in the backround?

      • sean

        around the same time he starts masturbating relentlessly

    • Persico

      Ferris Bueller is my hero.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      That kid will go far in life. Full of win!!

    • Texan

      Like a boss

    • mike

      he's gonna be all right!

    • zepolcire

      The dad lives vicariously through his kid.

    • Matt

      This kid has more balls then most grown ass men haha.

  • BigPup

    #16 I got the diabeetus…

    • Kushwizard420

      We have these at NAU almost everyday in the cafeteria and they are amazing!

    • Muadieb

      worth it!

    • Kris

      MUST HAVE!! How do I make them!

      • sucka

        Are those Trix?

  • OneClownShoe

    lol @ "Pie Hard"

    • 2Dogs

      lol @ your avatar

    • boobman

      Blood puke, good song title!

      Oh wait, we already did that one…..

    • Si1entStatic

      Uhh looks like I need another kidney…..

      God I hate fan day.

  • etcrr

    #3 hell of a Photo

    • 2Dogs

      thinking it might be shopped? just wondering how that pic would be taken.

      • Martin_McFly

        Anything is Possible in Shanghai!

    • StarznSkullz

      I don't understand how this is even possible?! What strategic spot was this camera placed??? Makes no sense to me…

      • 2Dogs

        seagullcam …rip

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Elevator. Music.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • fuckyoustan

        I really wish you would go ahead and jump off a bridge you pedophile piece of shit!

      • Ned_Plimpton

        We reply because we feel at some point you might get the hint to shut the fuck up or start being… I don't know, uhhhhhhh… Interesting??

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Why do people hate you etcrr? i dont get it…. i don't think i've ever seen you act douchey…..

        • EvilRoySlade

          From the amount of thumbs down that appear on only a few of his comments there are 7-15 people who need to get a life, and a couple of them are sick in the head.

    • DRPOOP

      I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL

    • TomatoTipper

      Wish it was in wallpaper resolution.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13: and STILL Chivers will be making Sarah Jessica Parker jokes…. sigh.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Gotta be fresh.

      Fvck you chive personality posing..

    • Jerry

      I thought you died…thanks for starting my day off shitty by proving me wrong.

    • Mikehoncho

      GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC

    • Beavis

      Paula, why would your fat ass think people love to hate you? Your just a annoying fat Cunt eat a dick bitch

    • TheAutomaticMan

      i didn't even think anything about Sarah Jessica Parker…… i thought it was sweet of the Chive to include a picture of you in the DMA though….. as ironic as that might be.

      • etcrr

        Because they think I am this guy Stan, I am not him, but no matter what I say they persist on trying to Bully me off the site. Which Isn't about to happen

        • TheAutomaticMan

          Well, Chive on sir, like i said, you never seemed douchey to me or anything. You're alright in my book. I say fuck em, half the people are here are assholes anyway, the Chive use to be about camaraderie, now it's about who can post funny comments….. and lord help you if your comment isn't funny…..

          • Dr, Who?

            the faggotry is strong with this one

        • Holy Shit WTF

          Don't let those assholes get to you. Even paula_ 's bitch ass has a spot here to.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I do?

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – damn, I need to work on that…

            • part time stalker

              i want your body mind, soul, etc. Paula..don't mind these other kidders i am all you need 😉

    • RY!

      i wanna make babies with paula….im just not sure who impregnates who…and that scares me =/

    • jeff donuts

      why do u guys hate paula did she hit u or something? is it cuz she trolls? big fucking deal get over it its not hurting u. u people take it soo personally

    • Underbaker

      I thought she was a Horse Face, not a Horse Ass?

    • jpadawan

      I instantly thought of… whatever the fuck those half horse, half man things are. Frankly Paula, you just present things in a different light. Plus, your (semi)funny. SO that's why people tolerate you.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 Wheee! Look ast me, I'm flying!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      That and #17….

      <Tom Petty>And I'm freeeee, free fallin'</Tom Petty>

    • Jen

      i cant wait for this to turn into a meme.

    • SJay

      Silly bear. You're not a drop bear. You're not even Australian.

    • The_Dood

      All night long my body burned, the sheets were wet and cold
      The lights were on, my eyes were gone, and any second lose control…

      • Doug

        The pounding in my window or just the pounding in my head
        I wonder who was in my room last night.

    • Mmm_Beer

      I must go… My people need me

    • Red

      Meanwhile at Will Vill…

    • Party Bear

      I'M NOT DRU– AHHHH SHIT!!!

    • Doug

      I'm feeling FAB-U-LOUS!

  • Rollout25

    #8 Now only if they can do that with Bacon…

    • Anjin-San

      you mean… insert the pig and enjoy bacon?

    • Phil123

      How' bout this? Wake 'n bacon!
      http://cubeme.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08

    • CaNaDaaa

      you're bacon me Horny

    • Alan

      Good news: One of those was in the hotel I stayed at just this morning
      Bad news; the pancakes tasted awful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=656311938 Stephen Gondek

    #10
    Want vs. Need? NEED!

    • testudo321

      Agree, but I'm afraid my legs gonna hurt from the long standing…

      • DoomsDayDub

        Yeah, pretty awesome, but I think I would rather just buy it on Wii and play it on a 60" whilst sitting down and drinking beer. Very cool piece for a basement though for entertainment.

    • LucretiusCarus

      Build it and they will come.

      I wonder if I can commission one of these.

    • Zoey

      But how do you get in to blow off the cartridge?

      • Hugh

        The cartridge goes in the front, sweetheart. 🙂

      • P-Zo

        I see what you did there…or at least how I'd like to see. Damn my dirty mind.

  • BEANS

    wheres the humps?

    • Trav1121

      #27?

    • figleaf

      #26

  • somone

    Where's Whitney Southworth? Patty drop some pounds!

  • Shabooms

    #23 Kitty got wet

    • Jack o' lantern

      What you've said… it doesn't even make sense.

    • GrayDog

      Hammered Cat is hammered.

  • BEANS

    #21 kids got game

  • Rod

    #21 either a legend or a future rapist…

    • Juggs_Gotcha

      If he was a future rapist, he would be wearing a Steelers jersey…

      • GR8 Scott

        Oh snap.

      • JT Mo-Nay

        how quickly everyone forgets about Michael Irvin

  • Brian

    #21 WHATTA PIMP

  • dirkkk

    You get all your pics from reddit

    • Trav1121

      All the trolls are from reddit too, it seems…

      • jeff donuts

        is the chive a cult cuz some people act like it is

        • Trav1121

          It isn't so much a cult as a club with a 'No Trollz!' sign outside our tree house. If you have seen the pics before, congratz. It is the internet. Unless everything on reddit is original material, they, sorry to tell you, got it from somewhere else too! I know this revelation has shattered your world so I'll wait while you sit down and catch your breath. Go ahead. Take your time.

          • Clutch101

            Well said!

    • Shawn

      Simple solution: don't visit reddit

      • Thoridin58

        Or don't visit theChive

        • Shawn

          You may as well kill me then

          • ROR

            You might want to think about getting laid, son.

            • Shawn

              You might want to think about learning sarcasm, son.

              • Smiddy621

                Sons I am disappoint.

    • boobman

      What's really funny is that you are now just finding this out.

    • ether

      cool. I find reddit's layout less than user friendly, and I have shit to do other than scroll that site all day. Thank you, Chive for compiling amusing images in an easy and efficient layout.

    • HatBomb

      Thanks to the Chive, I don't ever have to deal with reddit and their obnoxious interface. And, its Friday, Sexy Chivers are coming. You wont find those on reddit.

  • Mike

    Banksy – a diehard non-conformist graffiti artist… totally willing to suspend his core beliefs for a few while he takes your money. Get rid of this over-hyped half-wit, please.

    • 2Dogs

      thanks for the info Banksy

    • mexican-bill

      "while he takes your money."
      he stays anonymous…
      and what money of mine is he taking?
      what the shit?

    • morebeer

      You talkin bout Hanksy??

  • MattKL

    #21 Nice one! Little dude is obviously a Chiver.

  • Gotta be fresh.

    #18 I want in!!!!

  • Logicyup

    #27 Dangerous but worth it.

    • Monty

      Dat Assss!

    • Guy

      any on eknow the source?

      • 6_Crack_rocks

        its from a longer video they posted here a few months back. It was either here or on the creakyrowboat, cant remember where I saw it

      • Panigale

        Jorian Ponomareff…guy is unbelievable.

        • Heatlump

          At around 1.50

      • Just Sayin'

        It was filmed for the music video for Camo & Krooked – Watch it burn (Ft. Ayah Marar)
        (don't know how to attach videos, so here's the link:)



        Awesome tune!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=656311938 Stephen Gondek
    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=656311938 Stephen Gondek

      Sorry, don't know what I did wrong. Tried to imbed puking rainbow…

    • Anon

      #16

  • 2Dogs

    #28
    Violence at bus stops rises by 100%

    • jazbaca

      thats why…… where can i buy one?

    • Bluebury

      Two of my biggest pet peeves is when people play music from their phones out loud in public and dodging umbrellas carried by people who forget that they are not the only humans walking down the street in downtown Chicago. This is the makings of a rampage for me.

      • minion #176

        this is the makings of a movie for me. Terms of Enrampagement….its a working title

  • Brian

    Looks like the chick in #26 is demanding some discount prices

    • 2Dogs

      that discount gonna cost us an arm an a leg …buddabum, tisssss*

      • 3Dog

        That was a cheap shot

    • Gevth

      The prices aren't going to cut themselves, you know.

    • http://www.os-am.com osam

      Nah, that's just Mississauga for you.

      • jess

        wait til she figures out Express opened up there… She should come back with a Machete.

    • B-to-the-H

      This reminds me of Dead Rising.

    • SilkySapper

      Only in Missisauga

    • robbie_R

      I may have to re-think my plans of going there tomorrow.

  • Shabooms

    #18 I COMING OVER!

  • 2Dogs

    lol!

  • Steve

    #21 Bitches love my kisses

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