Friday Dopamine Dump (36 photos)

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    #14 I want this on my office wall

    • Underbaker

      You may also want #36 playing on the wall mounted TV next to it.

      • @GamerKitty84

        I <3 that movie

    • trooper

      Great idea if you want your coworkers to think you're a fucking loser

    • Dustin

      I emailed that pic to them a while ago, probably not the only one but right as my BFM shows up I see this… Makes me wish Bill would come to the northwest burbs of chi town so I could buy him a few drinks and talk.

  • Mason Parsons

    #2 could watch all day

    • so316

      pee wee gave me fucking nightmares

    • MetalPetals

      Shhhh…I'm listening to reason.

    • Pee Wee

      I'm a rebel, Dottie.

      • tv_paul

        Admit it, when you watch this in your head your singing "LALALA LALALA LALALA"

        • tvalora

          It makes my day when I see someone replies with the exact response I would give haha!!! LALAAAHH LALALALA AHHHLAAALALALALA LA LA dundundun…

  • jabbadabooty

    #29 has only been on here about 30 times

    • JohnsShadow

      Underage girls, typical Leo. But he'll bash someone in a priest halloween costume and ask the fans to attack him.

      • well done

        LOL at your name.

      • ChicagoCHIVERRR

        LOL, just got that too.

        • jabbadabooty

          Every now and then you gotta switch it up and jabbadabooty

    • bxr4t

      do you not notice the enormous man in the background?

  • ryan

    whoo!! friday

    • Underbaker

      #24 Gamera is real, that is all.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #6 #19 #21 thank you for making my friday better!!! I <3 this site!!

    • Endo

      Did you just say you, "<3" this site?

    • tapsnapornap

      So #6 has an outfit to match her shower huh?

    • Muadieb

      Seriously! So much better!

    • phydor

      #6 can't get clean

  • BigPup

    #6 #8 #21 not even Paula can talk shit about that!

    • Clutch101

      #21 That just plain cute!

    • HatBomb

      I think you underestimate Paula…

    • Creeper McCreeperson

      Chive, no more pics of Rosie Jones…..I wanted her all to myself

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #32 you are a smoke show!!

    • Epitomizer

      I have seen a lot of sexy on this sight, but this girl…
      there is something special about this girl.

      • The_Dood

        Really, sight? …Really?

        • danno29388

          BWWahahahah…. thank you, thank you so much. Chive on!

  • Jandro

    #8 from tits up has a alot of Katy Perry in her

    • Perkins Maxwell

      from waist down, what she needs is a lot of me in her

      • morebeer


    • Its Rosie Jones

      She has a lot of Rosie Jones in her.

    • Hugo

      From tits down is far sexier than Katy Perry.

      • JHL1

        *from toes up

    • TheAutomaticMan

      I would love to see Katy Perry in her…..

  • Dave
    • theyellowfever

      Rosie Jones. Yes you can see them.

    • Kyle429

      Rosie Jones. ;)

    • Lil helper

      Looks like Rosie jones.

  • Charlie

    #26 Where sophistication and epic meet.

    • Logan Ouderkirk

      that is way too much awesome for one picture

    • Meowmix

      i see 3 funny people.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        weird…I counted six.

      • Urethra Franklin

        Aziz, NPH and the Dad from Modern Family.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Does anyone else think The Office has jumped the shark with that last episode?

      • Jack_LeMac

        Lol which one? It's sad what a once-awesome show has become.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      This defines epic…. like a unicorn fucking a dragon…

    • crazydog

      NPH is a magician. And unless Jim Parsons is really like sheldon IRL, he a freaking genius too.

    • rebecca_CA

      i love this photo so much i made it my desktop. i count 6 awesomeE people.

    • TedDanson?

      TVs funniest and Ted Danson. Why Ted Danson? That's going to kill me until I can find a logical reason for Ted Danson.

      • crazydog

        It's like a splinter in your mind….the why about ted danson's career…….

    • Zach Rochner

      I demand this be made into a tv show. goddamned immediately.

  • tv_paul


    You stay sexy & KCCO, chivers & chivettes.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      is it just me, or is Steve Carell huge?

      • dub

        you're both huge.

    • Rybo

      How about that burger king headset in the back? Pfft… Green PA's…

  • MarthaJeane

    #26 This has a good time written all over it.
    #32 Coincidentally, so does this.

  • El_Capitano

    #22 – It feels like you're running at an incredible pace!

    • Jasmine Lillian Elise Gallegos

      Can't tell you how many times I've actually done this. . . . .

    • bisonbade

      best movie ever

    • Sterling Archer

      Harry… did you pay the gas bill?
      <img src="; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

      • majorfathead

        5 stars for the Sterling Archer username

    • ass-queef

      that john denver's full of shit man

    • boll

      feels like you're running at an incredible RATE ……deserves to be quoted correctly sir

      • tapsnapornap

        Yes!!! This!!!^^^^^

  • DTcrew4

    #6 Where can I FIND HER???

    • Clowd

      ashley sky

    • Mike

      She is Ashley Sky

    • theyellowfever

      Ashley Sky? She has her own post kicking around here somewhere.

    • crkppe

      Right there…below your comment dumbass

  • BigPup

    #19 YES….

    • Daniel Kaurin

      please find this goddess so i can marry her please

    • J-Dizzy


    • Dustin

      I felt the Thumbs up button did not fully extend to you the entire "like" i have for this.

      plus it broke after click 9001

  • Cameron Hoehn

    #19 Wow… kind of unexpected, Chive. Not sure why but this struck me as a lttle off-color for you.

    • Joe Pieroni

      why don't we just put in a picture like this about a guy going down on a girl and then all is even

    • sfg

      Agreed. At least make it funny. That was stupid.

    • Jay

      I had the same reaction….. seems out of place.

      • Yeah

        Some body can't hold their breath long.

      • M-Set

        I had the same erection as well.

        • its true

          i got an erection.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          I lol'd hahaha

    • Mhm


      • Trav1121

        Just the openning line would have been fine. Second line sounds like a porn site ad. Over the top a bit.

      • Buckeye

        I thought the same thing, however she still needs to be found ASAP!

    • moogle

      Stay classy Chive

    • WhyLeoWhy

      Leo does this type of post all the time. Brings the quality of the site down constantly. He should just let his scar wearing brother handle the site.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Thought the same thing…

      I'm sure "loyal Chiver" Drake's parents wouldn't approve him seeing this.

      "Mommy, how long can you suck a dick under water?"

      • heso

        But they'd approve burn your bra and mind the gap?

        This is not a site for 6 year olds

        • isawoj

          He's 8.

          • isawoj

            Okay, I know that sounds creepy. I just remembered she said his trouble started at age 2 and had been going on for 6 years.

        • Muadieb

          Don't forget FLBP…

        • Ned_Plimpton

          I know. That was my point yesterday… Whenever Chive posts the sentimental kids stuff, they call the kids "loyal Chivers", which I think is silly.

          • Joe Pieroni

            yeah but that sentimental kids stuff is for people who played with those toys when they "were" kids not anymore….

      • Joeyk

        Nevermind burn your bra posts, hump day, flbp, mind the gap…yes, it is this picture that makes the site inappropriate for a child…

    • heso

      You're on the chive, and talking about "off color"…?

      Go back to pinterest.

    • Cr8zy

      well put. I'm not in the least bit conservative but I found it to be out of place. Not offensive, just out of place.

    • Derp

      I can just picture her next job interview when they ask her why she sent a picture showing her face talking about sucking dicks under water.

      • Joe Pieroni

        its called a caption you idiot who in there right mind would do that to themselves are you seriously that stupid?

      • perryinjax

        I am confused… What is all this about blowjobs> I just see 2 homely and 1 fine booty chick on the back of a boat. Wtf? Maybe Chive has changed or altered the pic? Does anyone know where I can see what you guys are talking about? Thanks :-)

    • Urethra Franklin

      Been on this site for a few months and every pic of a chick posing results is 60 comments about nailing her, but as soon as the Chive gets proactive and matches the energy level, its Unexpected and Off-Color. You kids are ridiculous.

      • good god

        well said sir. who the fuck cares.

        • Correct

          At least he left AIDS out of it this time

          • WhyLeoWhy

            It's Leo. Typical.

            • Frank

              Offended women that are too uptight to suck a wang are the only ones that would complain about this pic. It's the same type of woman that no one really needs around anyway…

      • TBT

        At the same time this was still off-color for content. Comments can be off-color on WSJ or New York Times – it is the nature of comment sections.

      • DrGarnicus

        Good point, from Elephants Gerald

    • Joeyk

      Hilarious where some of you draw the line as to whats innappropriate..

    • mcdeeter

      Off-colour is fine, but the picture and comment arent related, so its not funny. Which is why you are left with crude.

      Blow Jobs… am I right!!?!

      • ChicagoCHIVERRR

        I endorse this comment. Well said.

    • Eric

      The pic is great but the wording, unCHIVE like

      • Always Last

        Oh shut up all of you internet morality police hypocrites!!! Just like everyone says every time somebody makes a critical comment about anything "YOU DON"T HAVE TO COME HERE" so STFU and GTFO!!! Fuckin' queafers.

        • boll

          he never said anything about morals its just that they dont even show naked girls so its odd and out of place to see "suck your dick" in a picture …if youve been looking at this site long enough youd recognize that as well

    • Anna27

      Um… I'm a smoke show chick, I suck dick, and STILL this is a trashy photo to me. Give me the brunette in #6 anyway over this kind of pandering.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Pics or it didn't happen!

    • Dylan

      Ya, that seemed a bit much. I can go on tumblr if (and when) I want to see this type of stuff.

    • sam

      i think the reason i don't like this picture is because i can almost feel the 12 year olds masturbating all around me. it doesn't even remotely look like that's what she's thinking. whoever wrote this needs to get laid. (yes, i am taking into account the fact that the girl might have written it herself)

      • PedoBear

        Jealous! I wish I felt like that.

    • fordalulz

      agree with this dude kinda its too soft for 4chan and too raunchy for chive

    • Morgan Freeman

      Agreed – Quality Control is on the way down, Advertisements are up, and NSFW levels are at an all time high. Did I mention the iPhone App is a joke. Chive used to be my GOTO site.

    • Byron_Black

      This is beyond the usual "light-hearted trashy."

    • Ken

      Seems like the image has been shopped anyway. I've found the one where you can clearly see her fripple. Now I feel dirty and pedo like.

      • LessLeoMoreJohn


    • steve

      The pic got pulled! Does anyone have the original? I need to see what all the fuss is about…

  • Craig

    #8 Made my skin so tight I can't even blink

  • PDiddily420


    Yes, yes I do

    • Josh

      I second that….

    • Happy Canuk

      God, I'm in love, will you marry me?

      • God


  • RAY

    Divorce in 3…2…1

    • Mikey

      RIP Heath Ledger.

    • Meowmix

      find her in…3…2…1

  • HOOK

    #8 your hot but you look like you smelled a fart.

    • yup

      y o u '''''''''FUCKING APOSTROPHE'''''''' r e = YOU'RE


      • Dancing Can

        don't cair.

        • dub


      • HOOK


  • manamal

    #6 is beautiful,but I think she needs a smammich or two…….

    • tapsnapornap

      I think she looks fantastic

    • Dirty_Dingus

      She's definitely hot, but she looks like someone just asked her to divide 232 by 13.

      • that's easy


    • morebeer

      you left out "to make me"

  • Z_Bone_Capone

    #19 Wow, was totally unprepared for the last part of that. I like her to say the least

    • Jen

      im so confused by this picture. did she submit this with that note?

      • The_Dood

        Google image search shows plenty of copies without the caption, but it could've been shopped out. I'm leaning towards it was added later though.

    • nWf

      I love being caught off guard. I hope she's the one that posted this and not some hateful ex.

    • DB Conor

      I agree, but wonder whether or not she said it. It doesn't look liker her handwriting.

      • Michael Scott Miller


        but i remember seeing this picture and a few others of her a couple months ago on reddit…
        I'll see if i can get a source

  • turbosnail4

    #9 wjere is the rest of that pole??

  • turbosnail4


  • LivinINJohnsShadow

    I can always spot a Leo post.

    • Herp derp

      Maybe because it says "Author: Leo"

      • facepalm

        coz he sucks cock.

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