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    • Cantaloupe

      I think we need to do this experiment a few more times, to be sure

    • Hippies are dumb

      Yeah cucumbers are gross!

    • HuubaHuub

      Please join us in the real world, or call captain planet

  • drbman

    awesome! we have so much to learn, from monkeys!

    • drunkfool.

      I think maybe YOU have so much to learn from monkeys…

    • HuubaHuub

      indeed we do, awesome to see this kinda stuff :-).. -with risking to sound like a douche-, the dude doing this experiment ( and did tons of simelar experiments) is Frans de Waal, pretty mind blowing stuff he found out.

  • tv_paul

    Sure it's all funny till James Franco tests some drugs on them and then all hell breaks loose!

  • grammarnazi

    Monkey doesn't appreciate YOUR devious troll tactics.

  • ChicagoTommy

    Love monkey.

  • Swizz Mac

    give the monkey a grape! shit.

    • SimonDPieman

      yeah, now i see why people are so against testing shit on monkeys. feeding it just cucumber and no grapes? Fuck that. I'm sor angry, I'ma go make a sign, nail it to a a wooden poll and walk in a circle somewhere.

      • stingray2309

        they are lucky the monkey did not throw poo because monkeys always throw poo

  • Kris

    I agree with the monkey on the right lol

  • organix85

    That monkey is going to go apeshit if that woman doesn't give it a grape soon.

  • Craigery

    Even monkeys know that cucumbers are gross.

  • _LG

    I'd be pretty pissed too if I were given a cucumber as a treat. Smart monkey!

    • Too Blunt, apologies

      ahem like you've never tried it 😉

  • Trav1121

    Haha Love how Monkey A tests the rock to make sure that shit ain't defective! Just give him a damn grape. His rock has been tested for durability! Far superior rock. Cucumber be damned!

    • justabill

      I laughed at the video, but I laughed harder at your comment. You win the internet for the day, sir.

  • DickFister

    Stop jerking the monkey, bitch!

  • douche

    I'm not sure I understand his Wall Street Protest comment. Is he implying the protestors are like the monkey and they do not like what they are getting even though it is nutritious but not comparable to what someone else is getting? Or is he implying that the system is inherently tilted because they are getting different awards for the same work?

    • S.Freud

      He is saying that the OWS protestors are like monkeys in that they want what others are getting or have.

      That, or that they shit everywhere and need baths.

      • Yessirr

        Point, Set, aaaand Match.

      • chaosd

        Otherwise known as envy. One of the 7 deadly sins I believe.

      • KayakAggie

        Well played sir. (clapping) Well played…

      • Cantaloupe

        He'd have to be pretty stupid to make the comparison, but not be referencing the fact that equal input does not result in equal return.

      • Redwall

        I think it was the bath thing.

      • http://twitter.com/icallLTLspoon @icallLTLspoon

        *slow clap….

    • Byron_Black

      I would guess the latter, douche (that's his NAME).

    • JimmyS

      Yeah I was a little confused by the comment also seemed dumb and unnecessary

      • angel

        And you have highlighted the essence of the typical libtard college professor

    • HuubaHuub

      Freud schooling douche's ftw! freud for president ! ( this freud not the real Freud that is :P)

      • S.Freud

        I wouldn't make a very good president. I'm likely to tell Congress to go fuck themselves.

        • justabill

          That makes you exactly what we need.

  • etcrr

    for fuck sake give him the damn grape

  • Fourdegrees

    "Wall Street protest" comment FTW.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      My only problem with that comparison is that the monkey actually knows what he's upset about

  • comeONamerica!

    this is actually pretty morbid. The monkey is doing the correct task yet is denied the reward… i love humans. we are awesome..

    • Yessirr

      You're one of them, aren't you?

    • D.Kong

      The monkey *is* being rewarded with a piece of cucumber–food that is perfectly safe and nutritious for it. There is nothing morbid about it and it actually gives us a little insight to human character. We are, after all, primates just like the monkeys.

      • Spider Monkey

        I am a real life monkey and when I take a bong hit I can type in English for about thirty seconds. Our species are nothing ooh ahh ahhhh ahhhhhh

        • Guse

          Next time please cite YouTube.

  • Underbaker

    I know just how that monkey feels when my wife gives me a pickle and my kids get a pudding.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      maybe she's hinting that she would like ta have your pickle

      • Underbaker

        Nah, it's more of a blatant outburst that I am fat and need to lose weight.

        • SpacemanSpiff

          I feels ya bro

  • Sterling Archer

    Whatever happened to LG? baby come back….

    • _LG

      When I see monkeys I tend to think of me too. Totally understandable. 🙂

      • Welcome back

        you misspelled cucumbers

  • Yessirr

    Love the underhanded punch to the Occupy Wall Street-ers. haha

    • IrishWolfhound

      Idiot, he was explaining that people are protesting because of unfair treatment.

      • KayakAggie

        The laughs from the audience says otherwise .

      • S.Freud

        No, he was saying that the OWS-ers are like monkeys in a lab. Like the monkey demanding the grape as a "reward" the poor little OWS-ers are demanding what they *think* they're entitled to.


  • electric boogalo

    I don't need a monkey experiment to tell me that. I have 3 kids.

  • ros

    I hate animal testing.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      yeah but you gotta admit, that monkey was an ungrateful jerk

    • Hippies are dumb

      Well good thing this isn't testing. It's a harmless psychological experiment.

      • ros

        I'm not a hippie – at all. This wasn't harmless. It appeared to frustrate and antagonize an animal for no purpose beyond what common sense would have told anyone but these hallowed "scientists" what the result would be. But more pointedly you'll notice, it turned that stupid lab woman into a cold robotic monster. It forced her, as if she were in some left-wing totalitarian slave state dictatorship, into ignoring her natural human instincts – namely, don't be mean to animals! – instead into coldly pursuing for the sake of "scientific theory" an "idea". In the end the poor monkey is more human than she is. God knows what the lab must be like she works in!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000352620200 Tyler Daigle

          Shut the fuck up

        • I.Pavlov

          It's not cruel or harmful at all. The monkey isn't being mistreated and the lab assistant–if that's what she is–willingly participated. Any cruelty is entirely in your own mind. You are creating controversy where there is none.

        • https://www.facebook.com/juliannagracemoore Julianna Moore

          blah blah blah fucking blah. go jump off a cliff

  • chaosd

    So the Wall Street protesters were just a bunch of irrational primates. Yep it makes total sense now.

    • Cantaloupe

      We're all primates, dude. Did you ever go to biology class?

      • guest

        What the Occupy wall streeters original protest was about corporate welfare and that is is POINTLESS. it defeats the whole principal of the free market. Gov should have no business IN business. The problem is now you have the influence of other groups and just run of the mill shit heads whining.. zoo now you have a a shit load of bum / students / people with actual brains grouped in together… and the loudest voice is what comes out.. and that's the crying about the top 1% boo hoooo!! go work use the FREE market to your advantage!! we are so lucy to be able to CHOOSE what we want to do! do you even think for a second a site like The Chive would exist the way it does in China or Cuba? They would be so censored and not allowed to do anything! Gov needs to go back to basics Protect out rights / liberties / our freedom… stop dishing out candy for votes!! Both the right and left of politics do this.. and it's the reason that we are all as indebted as we are to day.

        the end

        • Sandy Vag

          What a perfectly unintelligible moonbat example of why OWS was fail. The end indeed.

          • Jeffy 2 shoes

            hmm hmmm "Sandy Vag"…. soo you said absolutely nothing there…. try actually breaking down what that person said and make an intelligent comment about it then?

            In fact "adbusters" ,a Canadian media foundation, created the idea for OWS and one of the founders had this statement ,

            "one simple demand—a presidential commission to separate money from politics" they would "start setting the agenda for a new America." -Micah White Senior editor

            Kinda sounds like that Chiver knew what he was talking about…

            …. that's what I thought…

            I'm pretty sure you added this comment on your iPad.. with a "I am the 99%" sign out…. try actually making an INFORMED comment if you're going to try and rip on someone.

            Mr "guest" I wish i could shake your hand

  • _Moose_

    "Grape Ape"

    • Toker McToke

      Puff puff pass

  • dirty toe nail

    animals living in cages. never cool.

    • chucklesclown

      They don't necessarily live in those cages.

  • http://www.facebook.com/whaled09 Seth Whaley

    Give that poor monkey some ranch. Cucumbers are only edible with ranch, even monkeys know that…

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