“Suspicious” quotation marks (24 Photos)

  • http://cooldudestuff.com CoolDudeStuff.com

    I want to have "sex" with almost every "girl" I see on TheChive

    • Pwnapotamus

      So that's what you call it these days…

    • Yessirr

      Well played. You must have seen the "Miss" Canada post…

  • Will


    Friends with crabs…how nice…

  • Tom Tom

    The floating adds at the bottom are really annoying. I keep trying to x it out and my app screen "pops" up. Nonetheless chive you are still awesome

  • Pwnapotamus

    #23 fingers "you don't need" to be lost shortly

  • Gallus

    #18 – Maybe "Real Food" in quotes is appropriate.


    I have to say I like #24 the best

  • bobdawg423

    pretty sure there is not supposed to be an apostrophe in stamps

  • Glen

    What does the "Food" Stamp possess in #22.

    • Corey

      That sign hurt my brain.

    • 11B68W

      Whoever "made" that sign was not giving a single "fuck."

  • Boosh!13

    Is #1 from Muskegon?

  • Dude Imbibes

    I read all of these like Chris Farley on Weekend Update doing his air quotes character.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=734520073 Megan Bickham

    You keep using these quotation marks, I do not think you know what they mean…

  • Falcore

    #13 so how do you poop?

  • CapitaBlaster

    these pictures werent on reddit wth

  • Medium00Rare

    I don't think that means…. what you think it means…

  • MetalInk137

    Just read all of these in Bennett Brauers voice

  • q-tip

    ha #22 suspicious use of quotes AND grammer police

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000082634164 David Gorski

    the improper and over use "of" quotation marks has always "bugged the shit out" of me!!!

  • MattKL

    #5 Funny, I was watching a movie that started out that way. Not much on plot, but the visuals were fantatstic.

  • USLethal

    #16 Haha, this one was great

  • ckron247

    I would hate to see what the floor looks like in this restroom!

  • ckron247

    I would hate to see what floor looks like in this restroom!

  • Matt

    What does first mean?

  • Emily

    Can someone explain what a "sexy" artificial tree is supposed to look like? Even without the quotes it doesn't make sense.

    • Canton

      Maybe it's a "Lady Gaga" artificial tree. Perhaps it is decorated with artificial meat…

  • acp

    funniest post i have seen on chive in a very long time, was cracking up throughout.

  • http://www.bestheadphonesforclassicalmusic.com classicalmusic

    I wouldn't know what to do with #7. You want me to open it quickly?

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