Soooo…. you got wasted (40 Photos)

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  • Ryan

    First

    • Dave

      First loser

    • Clutch101

      It would be nice to be able to punish these people in some way…..

    • HOEHOE

      PREPARE ALL OF YOU FOR ME WOOPIE GOLDBURG I AM THE KING OF EVERYTHING YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER MY WRATH. NOW WIPE YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR HANDS AND SHAKE EVERYONES HAND THAT YOU SEE/MEET, AND TELL THEM TO LICK THE POOP OFF IF THEIR FINGERS AS YOU SHAKE THE HAND. THEM THEM WOOPIE GOLDBURG TOLD YOU TO DO IT, BECAUSE I DID, I AM THE BURGER KING!!

  • roda

    #2 nothing hotter than a chivette drinking beer!!!!

    • Felminator

      Yay, finally made it in this time though I submitted it for Hump Day. Oh well, if y'all want moar of that hump be sure to let me know!
      Kisses, Felicia

      • z chiver

        just send moar of everything felicia your gorgeous

      • Walker

        ^ fake attention whore.

      • Gallus

        Felicia, more, please.

      • B Dub

        #2 Felicia, you have a great tush….as nice as my Chivette's amazing tushie….but, you have to take those tags off girl! ๐Ÿ˜Š They are just too distracting! And yes, MOAR…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh c'mon guys, the 'Kisses' part should have been enough warning to y'all as that's how your beloved Paula started out…
        I chose 'Felicia' because it sound a lot like…. ๐Ÿ™‚

        Chivers are so easy…. Love y'all though!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Hugs meowadays, no more kisses

      • roda

        Heck yes MOAR!! I'll give you my cell #!! hahaha. Jaykay unless you want it haha jaykay again!!

        • ..........

          sad

      • Always Last

        Please do!

    • Blake

      Your tags out honey let me help you out

  • Muadieb

    #2 #19 #22 Those will do just fine…

    • Duke

      They said it was completely consensual.

    • Marshall

      amen…i will AGREE!

  • rromero

    I seriously want to have a friend that doesm't drink as much as we do to take those pictures, we are usually too fucked up to take pictures so we only have a great time; still the BEST site in the world.

    Sorry for the grammar error, English is not my first language and I'm drunkk!

  • Nikos

    First

    • Dave

      Wtf??? U r like fifth asshole

      • Trav1121

        Haha You tell him, Steve Dave!

  • Rich

    Second

  • Duke

    And do you know what the dali lama told me, Gunga Galunga

    • Gophers

      …..so I got that going for me, which is nice.

  • rromero

    #2

    I will marry her, Ihope my girlfriend never get to read this! lol

  • Dusty

    FRANK THE TANK!! #29

    • fat bastard

      get in my belly!!!!!!

  • Dan

    #29 You are one lucky lady to snag a keeper like that

    • lessergod

      a wild snorlax appears…

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      If a guy like this is married, it gives me hope.

    • OrgazoidHD

      I guess you are perfect so Dan. Commenting from your mother's basement no doubt.

      • .........

        I think your funny bone is broken. You should get that checked.

  • Brad

    #29

    What, and then that guy ate him?

  • dochandy

    #33 oh, i found it! it's on your bill…

    • Dandy

      Such classy guys are why women get raped and squirrels get run over.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Hopefully with the cost of that rather large double pane window added to a nice visit from the policeman to arrest you for destruction of property. Grow the fuck up.

      • drinkingrootbeer

        I hope I grow up to be a real man like that dude..

    • mutant26

      these guys are the heads of" I am such a winner" category in the Darwin school. Get a fucking life and get some control when you drink.

      • cheers

        fuck that. binge drink and get shithoused

  • Winston

    #19 Dat ass!!!

    • Jeffrey.R

      Is that a tampon??

      • Gnole

        is that a virgin?

      • Jaybanks9

        Those my friend are called panties. Don't worry. You'll get there someday!

    • Ghad

      ^ this

    • designit

      MOAR. find.

    • Marshall

      thats a hot chick…we need more of her and her tiny thong!

  • Tugger

    #22

    Nice bush.

    • wadda waste

      Dear Diary JACK POT!

    • gusto

      I tilted my head to get a better look at that smoking bod.

  • Lou Stools

    #3 #29 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    • OrgazoidHD

      I don't know why idiots give fucking dickheads like you thumbs up, you should look at yourself before passing judgement on others.

      • Bufoku

        It's a quote from the movie animal house… Try counting backwards from ten before your next post

        • Always Last

          Zero point Zero for you OrgazoidHD.

  • Aaron

    #17 There should be more footprints around the keg. Also, who takes the tap off the keg, and then passes out next to it. Poser.

    • Logicyup

      Soon as a kegs empty ya best take that tap off or some dick will walk off with it.

  • TSH

    #19 That ass is worthy of tracking down so we can get MOAR

    • Horndizzle

      Seconding this motion!

    • mutant26

      third!

    • Dylan

      Carried.

    • klklklklk

      that's some nasty pussy

    • MattKL

      Motion to support from the floor.

    • Sam

      hell yes!

  • Rob

    Why do all these yanks drink tiny little cans of faggot light beer?

    • mitch

      we get it you're tough

      • Internet Tough Guy

        Smell ain't everything kid

    • Ken

      Rob, I am a Canadian (land of many delicious beers) and you adding "faggot" into your comment served nothing except to prove that you're a little douchebag. Sorry, but it's true.

      • So true

        It ain't true, the beer in the states is piss week, cat piss is all it is, come to the uk and drink some real ale

        • Texan

          Beer's for sissyfied folk anyway…

        • f0urd3gr33s

          American macro brews like Bud and Coors are generally garbage, yes, but our craft breweries make many of the top-rated beers in the world. See RateBeer.com and BeerAdvocate.com.

          The more you know… ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Agrees

            Double thumbs up! Americas craft beer scene is amazing!

        • Steve Holt!

          The best beer in the world is brewed in the US. I'm not talking a budweiser, I'm talking about our micro breweries. Your beer has stayed the same for centuries and we have become extremely experimental, making beers like Speedway Stout(Ale Smith), Arrogant Bastard(Stone), and Old Viscosity(Port Brewing). Let's face it…every beer in the UK tastes like piss water compared to our good stuff.

          Don't think so? Just take a gander at beeradvocate.com's 'top 100.' Nearly every beer on that list is from the states. Once again UK, we do something much better than you. Suck it!

          • Dotson

            They are right, Of the top 5 in the world, 4 are brewed in the US. The other is brewed in Belgium.

            I think being surrounded by water is giving the UK a false sense of security…

          • Orcslayer

            but in the pictures you don't see any micro brewery beer. still horse piss light…

            …and i love the swiss beers

            • The Bacon Chronicles

              Ever been to college? You don't drink it because it tastes good.

      • Hugh

        Well put, Ken. KCCO mate.

    • mario

      homophobic comments serve no purpose……………….like lite beer. see now you have something. a little enlightenment and a truth bomb.

      canada ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Hugh

        Fuckin' oath. Well said Mario, my British Commonwealth brother from another mother!

        australia ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Ballerado

      Come to Colorado and drink our beer, then see how much shit you talk. The only good think to come from the UK is dubstep.

      • Dave

        The best things from the UK (and I'm not from there): Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd…need I say more?…Other than dubstep is garbage.

    • Someone

      we won the revolution, beat your ass again in 1812, and saved your ass from speaking german in WW2… but your still talking shit.

      • Someone

        you're

      • Ross

        Think you actually have to join a war from the start to have an opinion like that. The Brits and Canucks did u didn't and you didn't beat the British in 1812 they burned down your white house. Also the British at the time were fighting a war with the French.no one really won you both controlled lands that the other previously owned. Also the British had around 6000 soliders and you had around 12000. Learn yourself kid

    • guest

      its college…you drink the cheapest you can find, you gap toothed foreigner

  • Wet_tosti

    #10 Getting a BJ while taking a dump? WTF!

    • say what

      so your theory is that one of the Asian lady boys wearing high heels is getting a BJ? … ok we'll go with that …

    • What?

      Blumpkin!

    • Kori

      Tucker max did it…

  • Paul

    #29 Your Mother must be so proud

  • etcrr

    #2 Dat Ass!

    • Chris Hansen

      60 years old and employing the "Dat Ass!" comment. You are disgusting.

  • B-ry

    #9 Sooo… who's taking the picture?

    • say what

      I hope the kids' parents … he needs supervision around minors …

    • The TA

      I took it…seriously…we both lost the rest of our friends at the carnival, these kids were reluctant to share their funnel cake though. They didn't think the Miller Low life went as well with it as we did.

      KCCO

  • TheHypnotizer

    #35 Pink chair, white top. We need to see more of her!!!

    • Justin

      Raisins? Really?

  • SawyerL

    Should have been more from the calf fry this weekend. Hell of a time

  • john

    moar #19 please

    • Luckyguess

      CHIVE….find!

      • summertime

        I found her, but not telling who she is; she happens to be a relative.

        • Clams

          ^ Fail for looking at his "relatives" undies!

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