Daily Afternoon Randomness (54 Photos)

  • that guy

    #21 Thanks and Gig 'em

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Wow, what a fantastic body, LOVE those hips

    • Chuck

      I am a UT alumn but you be hot!

    • CSTAT

      How bout no…… thanks

    • guest

      Can we talk about the amazing hips on this one?

    • Reveille

      Whoop! from the class of '03

    • Vent187

      College baseball sucks ass and you know it.

    • F.S.M.

      Well hell no, Baseball is unwatchable, and certainly the baseball team from a traitorous shitty college that is soon to be the worst school in the SEC. You leave the Big 12 because you were tired of getting your asses kicked; well good luck in the SEC LOL. BOOMER SOONER GO OU!

      • Jrod

        Swept yalls asses a couple weekends ago

      • CO13

        So how did this past season go? Boomer Sooner my ass

    • redraider1620

      glad she left her forehead out…….guns up

    • crazy_eyes

      Fightin. Texas. Aggies.

      Class of '07


    #25 Thats how I feel every morning when I walk into the office!

    • dedubs

      how I feel an hour into studying for finals

    • Skermitt

      This is how I feel every evening when I walk out of the office!

    • Dancing Can

      followed shortly by Beer-Thirty.

    • duh

      then get a different job

    • Twobongs

      I'm going on vacation in a few days and this is how every hour feels at this point.

  • 42095477

    Ok chive. the bottom scroll banner needs to go, i've been patient enough. I think its time

    • Gueat

      Serious. Get rid of it!!!

    • Stop Complaining

      I think it's time people stop hopping on their high horse and complaining that their FREE app isn't good enough. If it is THAT troublesome, pay that atrocious $0.99 fee for the pro version.

      • Fuh-Q

        Shut up and get back to work selling crappy bottom scroll banners you sell out!!

      • Steve

        It's on the mobile site too dip fuck.. It's annoying.

        • no java

          turned off javascript on my phone and its gone

      • dbizzles

        Hey, I think you spelled your name wrong, *DICKTARD! ^^^
        You're horse must be tall as fuck to get mad at our first-world problems.
        This is 'Merica, god damn it!
        Fuck the scroll ad.

        PS, I just started to use my mobile browser, but view the full site.
        No scrolling ad, but it takes longer to load.
        Fair trade, methinks.

        • grammar nazi

          your *

    • twoedges

      Make your own website that features hot chicks with no bottom scroll banners. If a bottom scroll banner should appear, unravel the banner from the screen, wrap it around a pencil then shove that pencil up your ass.

      • Fuh-Q

        Again, go sell your bottom scrolling banners elsewhere you Tard.

    • Fuh-Q

      This monstrosity has used up its welcome.

      • Fuckscrollads

        I herd that.

    • Jimmy

      Banner must go

      • Roderick

        Invaluable input there, Jimmy.

      • Matteo

        turn your javascript OFF or…wait for it – buy the paid version w/o ads. boo fuckin hoo 😥

    • PooManchu


      • yup

        But how the boys at the chive gonna eat?…. Oh yeah.. stolen ideas on t-shirts that you morons keep buying…. and the other bunch of ads… .

  • MOAR

    #52 You're doing God's work, John. Thank you.

    • MattKL

      #52 MOAR!

      • Trav1121

        Something about those eyes is so… Mischievious. Could stare all day. Really amazing!

      • Sean

        Why does she always hide her lips?

        • banana flapjacks

          cause they cant show pussy on this site. but those ARE the ass cheeks you are looking for

        • Drew

          She has no teeth! ;D XD

      • Lowrent75

        A preemptive find her? Nice work.

      • Matt

        Those eyes are ridiculous…My vote for the next Chivette of the Week/Month/Year!!! Would love to see a dedicated post for this gorgeous girl

        • insaneyoda

          This one is going on the calendar for next year! I suggest January, March, May, July, September, November.

        • 338285

          Chivette of the year for sure! We need moar!!!

      • Mr. Magoo

        Looked at this one for a good 15 minutes

        • DaddyD

          Your girlfriend told me that you don't usually last that long.

          • JHL1

            He was going for two.

      • Bdrizzle

        Dear Ms Chivette Paintballah,

        Roses are red, Bacon is too, Poems are Hard, Bacon

        PS- Please provide us with moar ❤

    • please

      need even MOAR!!

    • thejeans

      still want MOAR!!!

    • Repene

      Holy DAR, she's awesome.

    • lava

      Prove you really dress commando, Nicole.

    • Tatts

      *ahem* is that it?…..kind of weak for a chivette who SEEMS so tough.

    • Grant

      Those eyes = game over.

    • DubU2Death

      She must have bad teeth? Oh well MOAR!!!

    • Seattlechiver

      Please for all that is good…submit MOAR. It's rainy and cold in Seattle…we could use a few things that would warm us up….

    • 650

      eff, I was hoping she was brunette

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      theCHIVE, apparently also invented time travel

    • Happy Canuk

      Chive you must make her a Chivette, absolutely gorgeous!!!!

    • lolasaurus

      Bring her over to Rockville MD 1on 1 indoor arena… bring it!

      • Nicole

        I'm from Maryland too! KCCO

    • Maynard B.

      Its a nice start Nicole, but I need even more. Don't tease.

    • jpaulyus

      Proof there is a god!

    • Hannah

      You are a fucking whore

  • TAS


    I'm a fan now!

    • Bears

      enjoyed baylor kicking your ass all series!

      • ATCLAT3

        You know, aside from this year (and baseball being pretty good these last several years), your athletics program has been a conference doormat for 2 decades. …just sayin', your smack talk really doesn't carry much weight.

    • Honest


    • The Lu


    • CSTAT


    • stonewall_79

      OMG!!! she's awesome, we need MOAR of her.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      you're very attractive but I still don't give a shit about your school's athletic programs.


      I'd go down on her like an Aggie bonfire.

      • ATx

        That's funny

    • BAG

      Thanks and Gig'em!!

    • indosilver

      I wasn't a fan until i found out she Swallow's (hint: wrist)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1400540779 Kody Lyons

      GIG em AGGS!

    • Brett

      Thanks and Gig 'em

    • Nick

      All the Aggies end up in Austin anyhow, can't seem to stay away. Hook em

    • ATCLAT3


    • kelly

      gig'em, more please!

  • Fuzziest

    First really?

    • vindi

      not really

  • Jack_LeMac

    #3 Dare you

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      Get me there, and I'm down.

  • AssClown

    #26 It's hammer time…in the vajay vajay!!

    • Habsy

      Duno, looks more like surprise butt sex to me.

    • Trig

      To the kid, on the right, with the mallet and ball protecting her honour…welcome to the friend zone !

    • Walrusisgood


      • Dennis

        Props to the kid grabbing himself some thigh!

    • Anomanom

      Stick it in her pooper!

  • Adam

    Stop with the duckface, hypocrites!

  • Chivette
    • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

      *go home girl!!

    • UPITT26

      I agree! Brave woman.

    • Anon

      At least she's that confident with her body! Good on her! Its not all about flat stomachs and long skinny legs!

    • JHL1

      #23 <– How to quote a pic.
      And I think she's not bad.

      • Joe

        I say rock on!

        • Jen

          she can probably suck a mean dick, too. good for her.

  • Raaandy

    #25 all day ,everyday

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    C'mon, you added the side boob!

    • _ThisGuy_

      Everything is better when sideboob is involved.

      • uh-huh

        Like ketchup.
        "Everything is better when ketchup is involved."

        Oscar Madison

        • Dennis

          Its kinda there, exaggerated no more than the butt.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #20 mind blown

    BTW, based on the activity on the live cam…didn't look like an early DAR was in store today.

    • woah

      you actually watch men sitting around in their office working?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        yep…slow day today…slow day. Was hoping to see something interesting of the female persuasion though.

  • Chivette

    GRR.. it posted too quickly!!! I meant to say that I love #32 – the Size 22 girl:) Be proud of you!!!!

    • JHL1

      At least you got a pic this time, but it's actually #23

  • D-Rock907

    First!! And yes #54 u deffinitly made Monday better

    • Andy


    • Trav1121

      So hard to decide whether to praise you for your great taste in women or critisize you for saying the F word…

      • Habsy

        F word is like duckface. Never acceptable. Thumbs down all the way.

    • Chuck

      And a redhead to boot – the trifecta!

    • ileney

      Can we make a post of underboob/gap combos?

    • wokka

      love is in the air…….

    • Mr. Donkey_Punch


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Holy—not just Monday. Shall we commence Chivette of the Week nominations?

    • uh-huh

      Gap, Hump, Redhead, under boob, KCCO….has my vote.

    • Baxpin

      Holy christ she's hot.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      got to say it…her boobs. they are great.
      there. i feel better.

    • Chuck

      Cindy! Cindy!! Cindy!!!

    • Mattman

      Mission accomplished I say. Monday isn't as bad as it was 5min ago 😛

    • Jorge

      I second the nomination.

    • Honcho

      Oh hell yes.

    • BigBri

      Yeah …. I'd do her

  • homey the clown

    #8 doesn't look like there's much there brother…nice try though

    • Jake

      Bet she's got more than you…

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        you don't know that. homey might have huge man boobs.

    • its_forge

      Any at all is fine. Size is completely unimportant.

      • backyard busted

        does your A-cup girlfriend read your Chive comments?

        • its_forge

          My DD-cup wife doesn't really want to hear it, to be honest. My previous girlfriend was an AA-cup, just barely enough to even be defined as *having* boobs. And an ass so fine it'd make you weep just looking at it.

          • thetruth

            Says the lonely nerd who jacks off to pics of theberry. Nobody`s gonna believe you its_faggot.

            • its_forge

              **yawn** I know you are but what am I. What're you like, nine?

  • roda


    Forget the like button, wheres the love button at!!??

    • Jake

      If you haven't found it yet, I have some bad news for you…

      • ..........

        Well played! Haaa ha

      • sid206

        I see what you did there.

    • Jax raging bile duct

      oh, we know…

    • Mike

      need much more of this one!

    • tapsnapornap

      I'd like to poke that

    • Doc

      I'd pee in her butt.

    • 'berto

      If you don't know, you don't deserve someone this hot.

    • Herby Sagues

      I keep clicking, nothing happens.


    #52 yep, still want MOAR!!!

  • I hate rude people

    #50 Holy shit this is a good idea-

    • Jake

      And the 1st person who HAS to check their phone picks up the check.

    • Walrusisgood

      Until "that guy" decides to run off and make a few bucks on eBay…

      • Dennis

        Isn't that the thing where who evers phone you grab you go home and bang that night? at least that's what me and my "friends" do…

    • illWill

      Is this what they do at those 'swinger's parties' nowadays?

  • Chiefhenry27

    #54 my favorite kind of combo

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    I second the motion.

    • gonna get yelled at

      you've been lied to. You could literally land a plane in that cleavage.

  • ChicagoTommy



  • BloodScrubber

    #31 You were not lied to at all. Thanks for posting. 😉

    • truth

      you are spectacular… moar please

  • Web2992

    #52 Yeah… that looks about right.

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