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  • john

    first

    • JBB

      Damn!!!

    • Brian

      First to be a Douche! congrats!

  • Joe

    Hey idiots how about you dial 911 while you do this?

    • BigRobECU

      I think they already did. One of them said, "I think thats the cop right there". I assume he meant the one that they called.

      • fignewton

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        • Angelo

          If he was ok, did they punch him in his stupid drunken face ?

    • Ashly

      If you had listened to the dialogue they had already called the cops. They say they are waiting for the cops, "Hopefully that's the cop right there."

    • scooterbump

      no shit. what a bunch of stupid fucks.

    • Wow

      Pretty sure they did, you can hear the guy filming say something about "that must be the cop" or something like that. My guess is they called then taped.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      They did…. that's why at one point the guy filming said "I think that's the cop right there". They were following the guy and filming for evidence reasons i suppose, or maybe to help anyone he may have hurt.

    • Jon

      Didn't you hear buddy I think there's the cops. I'm sure they did

    • DoomsDayDub

      Hey idiot, they did. Didn't you hear them say "I think that is THE cop there" they had obviously talked to police about it already.

    • iGaucho

      For real. I wish we could find out what happened at the end when they stopped. They must have at least gotten the license plate number at some point to report them.

    • TheJCG

      Pretty clear who the real idiot is here.

    • JJJJ

      I thought the same thing but at one point the said "How long has it been since we reported?" The other one said "about 30 minutes", then they also said "I think that's the cop right there".

      • wow

        He said "how long can you record" in reference to whatever device the guy was using to film.

    • dan

      agreed. these douchebags are so busy commenting for 4 minutes and filming, instead of calling someone. Also, who says the driver was drunk?!? one might consider heart attack, epilepsy, just to name a few…

      • the_mike

        Drunk, asleep, whatever, no business on the road.

        Heart attack or epilepsy, it wouldn't have lasted as long as it did…

      • LooWho?

        Heart attack??? The driver would have been unconcious and off the road far sooner. And epilepsy? Wow. You are stoopid. Ever seen a full on grand mal or petit mal seizure for that matter? And I thought probably not… sit down and shaddap, Dan

      • Ericaaa

        ^ this dude is stupid? Drunk is the ONLY explanation for stupid ass driving like that to last that long.

      • Joe

        If you don't know what you are talking about best to say nothing you idiot.

    • tseug

      at one point they start to say "where are the cops" hinting that may have done so already. so they may have been following incase anyone was hurt in a possible crash.

    • DUMB

      At one point the kid asks his buddy how long ago did you report it and then you hear them say I think that's the cop right there.
      Who's the idiot now…

    • Dave

      I agree – what were they hoping to do? See him kill himself or worse, someone else. If they had called 911, and were continuing to follow, odds are 911 would have kept them on the line. They did when I've done it before.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509257654 Jesse MacDonald

      If u didnt listen he said i think thats the cop right there moron

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    No one was killed. Thank God!

    • wyatt

      That imaginary friend of yours probably had nothing to do with it.

      • ArtandCookies

        I concur

      • The_Dood

        I don't believe in him either, but you're being as bad as the one's shoving him down our throats when you say ignorant shit like that.

    • tim

      I can only hope the driver was. I'm all for drunk driver justice El Salvador-style.

  • FJR

    Tell me these guys called the cops!

    Obamas America indeed….

    • Skermitt

      Because Obama made that guy get hammered in the afternoon and drive his truck into a ditch?

    • Matt

      why do morons always need to turn everything into political cheap shots? Obama had nothing to do with this retard.

    • TAV

      Yes because the President did this… the President is causing this idiot to drive drunk… absolutely… wow what an enlightened comment FJR

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Are you kidding me…… yes, this one isolated incident, where a man/woman was driving drunk, and almost hurt someone is obviously the Presidents fault….. hell he probably poured the alcohol down the drivers throat in all reality…… idiot.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Yeah because the person driving that old white truck on some country back road, hammered in the middle of the day, is most likely an Obama supporter.

    • S.Freud

      I'm not a fan of President Obama by any means, but. . .really? Are you serious? What the fuck did the President have to do with any of that? Are you stupid, or do you play at being an idiot for shits and giggles?

      President Obama has done–or not done–plenty to disagree with or be upset about, but blaming him for some evolutionary throwback getting drunk and driving is just fucking stupid.

      To think that inbred morons like you actually vote scares the crap outta me some times.

      • KeepinCalm

        well said

      • E-¥

        AMEN!

    • use your brain

      Mission: Troll idiots. Status: Complete

    • ArtandCookies

      Go back to the Bible Belt where you belong you Homophobic prick

      • guest

        and then your comment ruins it… grats

    • Really33

      Yes because no one drove drunk before Obama was elected, Nothing more pathetic that a fucking moron with an axe to grind

    • Not as stupid as you

      You're stupid! What does that have to with Obama? You're a fucktard.

    • The Duda

      Wow!!! FJR, you are an ignorant ass indeed…

      • fjr

        Pretty sure he was drinkin cos obama has ruined ameica

        • Ems

          Pretty sure he was drinking coz he's still trying to forget Dubya…

    • jeff

      Hey Douche Bag! What did Obama have to do with this? Oh wait I remember his promise to have more drunks on the roads. DUH!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1315688786 KC Reichelt

      Heh, I need to learn to read. I thought everyone was calling you a mormon🙂 stupid unpatriotic Mormon! Why don't you take another wife and hate the president more!! Stupid mormon…

  • Grant

    What a complete idiot. More often than not, it's these people who walk away unscathed after murdering someone else on the road.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    geeez…..yes, pit maneuver his ass, indeed. Lucky he didn't kill somebody.

    BTW, thanks Bob, for a worthy post, finally.

    • db83

      If he had pitted him, the drunk guy would have walked away a multimillionaire by the time it was all said and done. Sad but true.

      • John

        Multimillionaire? Haha how exactly do you figure that? You have no idea what you're talking about

        • db83

          You serious? Guy gets pitted, crashes into ditch, complains about neck and head pains sustained in accident. That's an open and shut lawsuit in this country.

          • John

            Hmmm…where did you go to law school? Ever heard of policy limits? I don't know anyone with a multimillion dollar insurance policy, do you? Have you ever heard of the public necessity defense?

            Sure, maybe they get sues (really its the insurance co. that gets sued) but he doesn't get a completely arbitrary amount like you're suggesting. Damages have to be real. This is all provided they don't get off because of comparative fault and public necessity, which they would.

            • johnhall704

              Kaboom! You've been lawyered.

            • db83

              I went to law school the same place you did.

              • John

                Oh okay. Just saying that it's not a good idea to throw out wild, baseless claims like that. Hurts your credibility, not that it matters here.

                Take it easy.

                • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

                  I believe it's called exaggeration. Multimillions, no. But thousands? Possible. And I'd still rather keep my money and not give it to some drunk asshole.

    • LessLeoMoreJohn

      No one steals a paycheck more than Leo. Bob's alright…

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I wasn't bashing Bob. It was more of a thanks for saving, what was looking like, a bleak day.

    • Harvinator

      PIT maneuver on an SUV is a bad idea.

  • sheoncebelieved

    yeah they filmed him doing that for 30 mins….what's the point. disable the guy…sheesh

    • jack of all trades

      Clearly they aren't in Sweden.

    • Panigale

      My biggest problem with the vid is that they stopped filming after he crash. The best part would be watching his mangled and drunken body flop out of his truck begging for them not to call the police.

    • Sylvain R.

      Rewacht it you can clearly hear the guy filming say "if I was behind the welll I would disable him" and by th e remarks of the driver your can clearly know hes not very experience at driving.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Okay, near death experience vids, bad haircut post, Live from Russia, female celebs with beards…how about a nice skin tight dress post for a change of pace?

    • facepalm

      Again ,enough with the slutty posts. Just go to a pron side nerd.

      • http://youtube.com/user/perryinjax perryinjax

        I totally agree with facepalm, I get tired of the slutty girls on Chive.. there are other places to go for that type of thing, and better ways to stimulate your brain.. I prefer these type of lists and posts from Chive.. and go elsewhere for any raging hormone needs anyways. Keepitup chive.. we get tired of the incessant fame-whores.

      • assman

        the chive got famous with tits….not 4 min films of nascar fans waiting for a crash…."stimulating" what a joke. if the driver had killed someone, these people filming would be just as much to blame, talking about pit maneuvering instead of actually doing it, or pass him and slow down, they may have said "I think thats the cops right there" or whatever but that is not definitive evidence of them actually calling the cops, I say something along those lines all the time (just pointing them out).

  • http://www.newschoolaudio.com tacos117

    "is he drunk?"

  • DoomsDayDub

    Is that the big gay guy from "modern Family" narrating?

  • asas

    Thats it right there…no no ….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….thats it right there….no no….

    • Ted

      Jesus… Oh my god… He's going to kill somebody… (repeat)

    • Dude Imbibes

      Yeah I turned the sound off after the 4th "nononononono."

    • electric boogalo

      Speed up……ok slow down…..wait, not so close…….ok get right on his ass….slow down, slow down…….stop stop stop stop stop.

      • gusto

        Thank you. I wanted to punch the guy who was trying to drive from the passenger seat.

        • Guest

          mee too

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yeah, stick to hindsight in future, mate.

    • JANISAUR

      This is what I was going to say. Thanks for saving me the time.

  • Jeremiah

    This is why you have GOT to practice defensive driving. Never assume that the other driver is going to do what they are supposed to. Always be ready to get your ass out the way

  • Anon

    Just getting some road head…

  • Bus

    There is no hope for these 3 to ever get their man cards fully punched.

  • daved

    MMMMMM….Cheetos

  • Yeah_but

    I hope this jackass is still sobering up in a jail cell somewhere.

  • BrooklynTruth

    "hey Chive, this post was lame" said everyone.

  • alex

    Edge of my seat stuff right here.

  • JJJJ

    Holy crap I could barely breathe watching this! Where the hell were the cops?! I get frustrated when people report these things (they said in the video they did) and no cop shows up until after someone gets hurt. On the flip side, maybe it's a small area where they don't have many cops and they were all busy on other calls. <sigh>

    • monstersdad

      This is on a rural highway in southern Oregon (I grew up not to far from there). This is pretty far out of the way, they are heading south and are close to the California boarder and there is hardly ever any police around these parts. I think the nearest city is Cave Junction OR.

  • Killin Time

    They might not of had cell phone service Joe. Besides it makes sense they're the idiots since they were sober with their emergency lights on and flashing their high beams to warn people… Gah what morons. Suck a dick Joe.

  • Guy

    How has there not been an OJ joke yet?

    • Fatty Magoo

      Sad to say but the young Chivers don't know anything about OJ

    • Brian P.

      Why did the blonde stare at a carton of OJ for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

  • LCC

    I'm pretty sure that was just an Asian or a woman driver. Not a drunk.

    • willi

      Im Asian, whats your point?

      • Poonjabba

        Asians can't drive. That's his point.

        • 'merican

          PREACH! PREACH!

  • Dan

    Get closer!

  • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

    Thanks for posting this. Now go take that child off your Gap post!!!

    • Meh

      THANK YOU! The Chive is either sleeping it off or need some hair of the dog. Either way, STEP YOUR GAME UP, CHIVE!

    • Etcrr 129p

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

  • NOLA

    that video made me hungry for flamiing hot cheetohs

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