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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

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  • Craigery

    #23 Still ginger… but also now rich, and probably getting lots of tail, too.

  • tv_paul

    #5
    I'm good as long as Carrie Fisher doesn't just project out of her hooha.

  • Craigery

    #27 The comic was funny on its own. The added caption is like the annoying guy who feels the need to explain the punchline to a joke.

  • noegod

    #10 I can't say FUCK THAT enough!!!!
    Oh, and Jacoby….. go fuck off to another site! You're not needed here!!

  • Underbaker

    #21 Especially one with a Window's operating system when trying to install a printer.

    • Yoselahonda

      Especially when the original quote was from Ben Franklin not Einstein. FAIL!!!

      • Underbaker

        Well I was more referring to the quote not who said it. But since you want to do that Fail again as it is most likely attributed to mystery writer Rita Mae Brown as there are no supporting documents for either Einstein or Franklin.

  • dude

    please stop the audile add app it makes your web site annoying

  • Jensen

    Im so motivated right now..

  • jack of all trades

    #19 I'm surprised no one called out the spelling error.

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      The Grammar Nazi's haven't woken up yet.

      • tv_paul

        Kelsey Grammer is a Nazi?

  • Bw11

    Correction: Big toe #7

  • Vicwick

    #4 Sorry, you naive jackass, but negative attracts positive in the universe I'm from.

    • Jake

      If you consider yourself neutral, putting more positive out in the universe would leave you with a negative charge which would attract more positive energy.

      It's science.

  • Meowmix

    #1 I'm gonna say this, I don't care who disagrees with me. Chuck Norris jokes are old and lame, just like him

  • dirtysteve99

    #8 I guarantee she tried to mess with the decks, chicks have no problem putting themselves centre-stage, with no shame.

  • Kyle

    #17 correction: last one loses.

  • etcrr

    #2 #3 absolutely nailed it

  • http://www.notgonnagetfamous.com otis

    Served!!

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    THIS IS WHY AMERICA LAGS IN EVERYTHING. WE CELEBRATE DRINKING EXCESSIVELY, PROMOTING THE ABSENCE OF EDUCATION, WASTING OUR MONEY ON DRINKING,HUTING BRAIN CELLS, HURTIN THE POPULATION.

    THE CHIVE SUCKS FOR ENDORSING THIS BULL SHIT

    ESPECIALLY MAC, HE IS A RAC IST AND I'VE HEARD HIM SAY THE N-WORD

    CHIVE WHY DONT YOU HAVE A GALLERY W/ MORE BLACK PEOPLE, AND PROMOTING CULTURE? LIKE SYMPHONIC HALLS OF 2012, GREAT COMPOSERS OF MODERN DAY, GREAT AFRICAN AMERICAN THINKERS, GREAT WINES, ETC

    FUCKY OU SO HARD CHIVE IT IS MY MISSION TO SHUT YOU DOWN

    CHIVEISRAC IST@GMAI L.COM

    THIS IS WHY AMERICA LAGS IN EVERYTHING. WE CELEBRATE DRINKING EXCESSIVELY, PROMOTING THE ABSENCE OF EDUCATION, WASTING OUR MONEY ON DRINKING,HUTING BRAIN CELLS, HURTIN THE POPULATION.

    THE CHIVE SUCKS FOR ENDORSING THIS BULL SHIT

    ESPECIALLY MAC, HE IS A RAC IST AND I'VE HEARD HIM SAY THE N-WORD

    CHIVE WHY DONT YOU HAVE A GALLERY W/ MORE BLACK PEOPLE, AND PROMOTING CULTURE? LIKE SYMPHONIC HALLS OF 2012, GREAT COMPOSERS OF MODERN DAY, GREAT AFRICAN AMERICAN THINKERS, GREAT WINES, ETC

    FUCKY OU SO HARD CHIVE IT IS MY MISSION TO SHUT YOU DOWN

    CHIVEISRAC IST@GMAI L.COM

    • Greyhead

      I know you are a troll so I should just ignore you but sometimes stupidity has to be challenged.
      The Chive far from proving why America lags behind demonstrates that in your country (yes I'm European) guys with a good idea and by working hard can create something that not only entertains but provides employment for a few people and adds tax dollars to the economy of your country.
      Yes they are not splitting the atom or solving world hunger but unlike you they demonstrate wit, intelligence and an impressive business sense, I for one wish them every success for the future.

    • bob

      you should be happy for the chive. it seems like this website has given you a cause, a purpose.

    • Tired of haters

      If you don't like what they post then don't come to this website. It's pretty simple. There are lots of other websites out there to visit.

      These guys do a masterful job at all these posts and for anyone to come on here are tell them "they suck" or "pick up your game chive!" needs to get out there and do their own website and they had better have the best showing every day without fail. No off days, no slow days, and no missing or late posts. Then and only then can they comment on thechive doing a bad job. Until then shut up and just enjoy.

      These guys do a great job keeping us entertained everyday and I for one and glad for it.

      • yawn

        Typical chive fanboys. Keep sucking that dick fellas.

    • facepalm

      Get ready for the chive fanboys to attack you.

    • iconcur

      Chive is nothing but a sleazy website promoting random sluts now ,it USED to be entertaining. Just seeing the comments makes my brain bleed.

      • figurefour

        Alternate perspective:

        The Chive is a bunch of guys who took the stuff the liked on the internet, shared it with people, then made a business out of it. It just so happens a lot of people like the stuff that they choose to share.

        If you don't fall into that demographic, thats fine. You could just as easily be dicking around elsewhere on the internet.

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Give it up already! Mission Failed. The Chive doesn't promote culture it doesn't feature the Symphonic Halls of 2012 or great composers. Chive is an entertainment site, not an educational site, (although sometimes you might accidentally learn something on The Chive) if you want boring shit like that go to the Discovery-channel.com or some other website.

    • MattyDeuce

      CAPS LOCK IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO GET ONE'S POINT ACROSS.

      Chive is a photo blog, so good luck on your mission, Mayor Douche.

    • http://www.facebook.com/caleb.westmoreland Caleb Westmoreland

      Geez! You must have nothing better to do!

    • therealbuckfoston

      get another mission; you've failed miserably at this one, again

  • lackofabetter

    #10 I cant tell who is the victim, Imagine that on your front porch? yeeesh

  • Schwalm

    #8 Jason Ellis?

  • Jeff

    #4, *NERD ALERT*, as something gives off positively charged energy the object becomes negatively charged causing it to attract positively charged objects again.

  • lfsg

    #10 is that effing thing for real??!!!?

  • oldmanbingle

    #14 Well done, sir.

  • SadeShadz

    #10 *shudders*

  • crazydog

    #2 There wasn't enough room to finish the information or it would have went on to read "but guys are dumb and will still marry the biggest boobs they can"

  • True Story

    #17 actually he wins and the rest die.

  • skinger

    #20 Not a reminder you want to see if you possess a shy bladder.

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