It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

#4
The wording makes it ambiguous. By giving off positive energy, you make yourself negatively charged, therefore, attracting positive "things in your life".

It's pretty bad when the funniest thing in this album is the Obama ad at the bottom… "tell Barack you're in" haha! I LOLed all over the place!

#4 It's not science at all, so can't be wrong in a scientific sense. It's not talking about electric charge, obviously. It is talking mystical nonsense however., i.e "positive energy". On the other hand being positive in manner and words will make you more attractive, a better leader or manager, and help you get farther in a career or social life than being a negative, critical, depressing influence.

#1
Chuck Norris, still worse than dick cancer

#1 Chuck Norris was defeated ten times over the course of his competitive martial arts career. So there are ten guys who can honestly say they kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

overall a pretty weak motivational monday

#15 skunks don't spray until they're older. They're just cute when they're this small

when did Australia become a country?

#19… There's a huge difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

#8 I noticed she trying to hand the DJ a Britney Spears CD. Epic win for the DJ's method of rejection.

#10 Haha, FUCK NO. I'm going to stay in America where the only things that will slowly kill me are obesity and the stupidity of my neighbors.

#6 This must be a popular item because Toys 'R US didn't have this in stock…
#14 plz no

#14 …or do.

#10 Phew! Thanks Australia, I had just run out of horrifying images to fuel my nightmares!

#24 yep, still love it though
Loyal Washington Chivette

#27
My wife is a t rex! That explains a lot.

#19 hahaha!

#5 Yes they are.

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#23 Rupert Grint has almost supernatural comic timing so he will probably still be awesome and famous long after the other two have decided to sit back for the rest of their lives and flick olives at the pool boy.

#23 …is now a rich, hott ginger that I would totally bang.

#4 – HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE
When something gives off positive energy they become negatively charged. You failed it, you naive jackass

#23…amazing