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April 30, 2012 |
In: Funny, WTF
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Category: Funny, WTF
#4 I couldn't stop laughing at this, pretty ingenius if it isn't accurate
It's from the Three Stooges movie.
These guys work next to the litigation attorneys Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
#25: Is Tyler Durden the owner of this pub?
His name was Robert Paulson…
We have a rule that we don't talk about it.
I would love to go as a Shadow Ice Wolf Ninja!!
and a new hipster rock band is forming with that name as we speak.
#30 Well played Jesus
#30 God was here
No just his kid messing around again.
#24 Unless you see Andy Dick hitchhiking
#10… Every fat persons dream come true mcdonalds and BK had a baby,
Created by the love child of The King and Ronald McDonald. Peace has finally come to Burger Nation. They really shoulda convinced Wendy to have a 3way, tho. Cuz it's ok/ if it's in a 3way/ it's not gay/ if it's in a 3way.
But what about Jack?
After his scandal a few years back, he gets to film it, at best. More likely, he is battling with the masses to scream out 'First' when the video debuts on Youtube. How far the once mighty In-The-Box has fallen…
Moose is a race?
Somebody call Jesse Jack-moose and Al Sharp-moose so they can start some shit.
#24 Normally the thought wouldnt even cross my mind but now I really want to!
#30 Catholic school cafeteria
#18 there must be a kitchen in there
#20 Shut up and take my money
It's actually really common to see $0.00 price tags on kids stuff. It usually means it's part of a set and the actual price is on the other piece it comes with.
#7…describes about 99% of all jobs..
#24 Sure take all the fun out of driving. What am I supposed to throw out my window now?
#35 I want a full size "shadow ice wolf ninja" costume!
#32 What makes this sign all the better is a pastor made it. You know people carrying rat dogs around has gotten out of hand when even priests are sick of that shit.
That pastor obviously doesn't love all gods creatures, if he will kill them just for turning up.
What a prick.
So, because they have taken holy vows means they can't have a sense of humor lol? Even if the sarcasm is a tad bit on the dark side, it still beats him being overly serious. Heck the reason I picked the church I attend is because the pastor doesn't have a bible stuck up his ass sideways, has a good time, doesn't shove religion in everyones face 24/7, and knows how to laugh. Plus the statement in that poster is more about the humans bringing their pets where they don't belong and less about the animals. But oh well, some people need small words spoken slowly to understand.
Hmmm.. you and the other whiny person that left the note at the bottom of the pic should be friends. You can be bitter at the world together.
God made animals for man after all right? So what's the problem?
Just because we have dominion over them don't mean we have to love them. How is your love when it comes to ants, mosquitoes, spiders, rats… they are all Gods creatures.
Pastor, not priest, and he sounds like an asshole.
#32 funny as hell
I think its a shit-bag statement. Not funny, Not a play on words, just being an asshole.
REAL WINNERS EAT FROM THE TOILET
That explains all the trophies in your room.
<img src="http://www.fitnessfoodlist.com/news/dailynews/fun.jpg">HAHA, Entertaining adjective amusing and enjoyable <img src="http://www.fitnessfoodlist.com/news/dailynews/funl.jpg">
#3 seems legit. or like a law suit waiting to happen
Why would someone sue them for having a sale?
The students work at
#1 actually literally means "Your Location".
"Your Location, E.T. "
#2 Parents Weekend at Penn State
#30 – written on the shelf in Sharpie: "Jesus waz here!"
#15 reppin Warrington, nice
We just need the crazy signs from the old strip club down the street and The Chive will get the full warrington experience.
Gotta love the Shitty Titty. RIP.
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