These people exist… on our planet earth. (30 photos)

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  • TX Country Boy

    Anybody want trade me a large or medium men's Irish KCCO or bfm 3d?? I accidentally ordered a mens small black bfm.

    • Bing!

      Whore! You "accidentally" bought a bfm top, while another poor bloke, like myself, misses out once again!?

      • TX Country Boy

        Really? Cuz they were practically giving them away. Hard to believe you couldn't get one.

        • Bing!

          It's hard to belive I don't live in America, mate, I'm asleep when this shit happens!

          • Aussie'n'Proud

            Amen to that Bing!!

            • http://www.chiveon.net Black KCCO

              Aussie chivers can get black KCCOs at  chiveon.net
              😀

    • Oops

      Only losers buy t-shirts from this site.

      • Lucie

        nice user name. let me guess… thats actually your real name cause your mom couldnt think of anything more fitting

    • Mr.Slave

      Be honest….you bought the small as an attempt to look jacked with your skin tight wranglers and over-compensation (ie. cowboy) boots while you prance around the latest Rascal Flats concert. When that only proved to accentuate your beer guy you figured that fuck it, might as well just get one that doesnt make you look like Kenny Chesney impregnated you.

      • TX Country Boy

        You're wrong. I hate rascal flats.

        • Mx_511

          I like what he got wrong was the concert not the fact of that's why he got the small

          • TX Country Boy

            Amigo, your comment is proof that sarcasm is dead. I was joking. Should I really buy into a silly argument on the inet? Y'all can KCCO or get the hell off my back.

            • KCCO

              Dude, I'll buy the Bfm at face value. Plus I'll throw in some old comic books and a He-Man action figure.

              True Story

              • TX Country Boy

                Ah, sorry brother but somebody already snagged it. Take care & KCCO.

            • AussieChivette

              Nothing worse than answering something sarcastically and people thinking you're serious… And then commenting on the fact that they can't believe what you said.

            • ChristonACracker

              You rock!

        • ChristonACracker

          You kind sir, are awesome

  • Underbaker

    #17 When I have to die this is how I want to be bludgeoned to death.

    • Doug

      I'm sure that's from Sacha Baron Cohen's new film, The Dictator. And not at all real.

      • Mandango

        Oh that's real, I've seen her crush beer cans with her tits on The Man Show.

    • cole

      i live roughly 2 miles from her strip club.

  • winfields

    #21 The Hebrew Hammer??

    • therealbuckfoston

      ?Jewperman?

    • Gradaddy

      Jewverine

  • Navin R. Johnson

    #28 comes in quarts?

    • meatspin

      and your mouth

    • Spicy McHaggis

      bad thing is i remember seeing that business card go through at work 😐 lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=645154538 Harrison Mulrine

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    • Underbaker

      I was going to put number 6 here and say you win the rainbow, but then I would see it again.

    • Bing!

      Well done for refreshing the homepage every second! 🙂

  • bob_the_cook

    #1 Once you see it, it can't be unseen. gross!

    • RAY

      And here comes my breakfast….

    • Underbaker

      Is it wrong to feel conflicted between petting and shaving?

    • Cercamon

      Is it a guy or a female sasquatch? If the latter I want to see MORE. Find her.

    • dlan

      Still would

      • Bing!

        Really? What if a hair got in your mouth or something? Or if the sweat beads down her bewbage area in which it conflicts with the hairs on her chest and in return, the hair tangles into tight knots causing something similar to what we call "Dreads"??

        • Mido

          So what? A lot of women love hairy guys, so it's kinda the same…

      • WillieWill

        Me too !!

    • Jake

      Somebody lost a bet. Also, bewbs?

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        In fact thats right… Maxim did a huge story on him. He's never turned down a bet. His friends bet him $10,000 that he couldnt get implants and keep them for a year.. true story

        • Katie

          So he grew out his hair, got his nails done and dresses like a women?

        • Mike

          you're thinking of brian zembic. that picture isn't him. this is photoshop

          • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

            Either way. Im wrong and its all fucked

    • duhhhhh

      photoshop

      • Lou

        So the question is does anyone know who it is in the original pic?

    • khan

      what a discovery in this planit plz contact veet cream

    • PresCamacho

      And fuck you Chive. I'm puking. Everywhere.

    • BangBear

      I'd still hit it and unload on the fur…

    • Nalyr

      They're either two baby heads made to look like boobs, OR they're just chewbacca boobs. Either way, gross!

    • Ashley

      I am pretty sure this is some dudes hairy ass photo shopped on to someone's rack…

  • The Dude

    #3 she seems nice

    • The dude

      Haha correction #17 ^ although I'm sure these girls are nice too

      • bob

        awww, now you done screwed up my comment!

    • bob

      are they extremely masculine? or extremely feminine?

    • thedude325

      Did he….did he draw that beard on?

      • Derp

        I think so. Also the fuck north jersey. I know …I know where they're from.

        • Holy Shit WTF

          stop poppin shit on jerz, or will have to give you the wisdom………

    • phil the thrill

      pledges alliegance to italy, never been out of dirty jersey

  • big_james

    #1 Cha cha cha chia Boobs!

    • http://facebook.com/saysomethingcleverdarling FlapJack

      whoa….you really want hairy tits?

  • Yo Yo Ma

    #30 the stuff of nightmares.

    • BloodScrubber

      Everytime he sees a large spider on the end of his bed…..this is the result. xD

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #23 My cousin has a tattoo there that says BAMF. **shakes head**

    • Underbaker

      Night crawler reference? Is your cousin female?

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Bad ass mother f*er – something that, except for sitting through getting a tattoo on her lip, she really isn't…

        • Underbaker

          Wow, not what I would expect from a lady, but to get one like that she must be a BAMF.

    • Matt

      I have one that says peaches, my nickname in high school.

      • Davie the Irish

        Says Matt!!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      My cousin has one that says dilligaf ( do I look like I give a fuck )

    • Optimus_prime

      my sister's says cunt

      • DaveF

        Your sister's lip has cunt on it? That's so weird! My sister's cunt has lips on it!

  • Chez

    Be right back. I need to throw up now.

  • Jack Henoff

    #6 Mandango !

    • TheAutomaticMan

      hahahahahahaha…… taste the rainbow…..

  • http://loccus.deviantart.com/ Loccus

    WTF?? pretty much sums up most of these pics.

  • S.Freud

    #15

    Even in that picture, those two are far more cool than most of us will ever be.

    • Darsh

      Should be a tshirt. to quote another hilarious chiver "Zombacino and FrankenWalken"

    • Jack_LeMac

      Haha Pacino's legs look super short

      • tiernana10

        sorry thats not pacino…. er that giancarlo giannini. rene mathis from casino royale and quantum. just pointing that out. sorry. he is the guy who does italian dubs for al pacino tho lol

        • Jack_LeMac

          oops lol good eye

        • T.Montana

          Eh, no, that's Pacino.

        • ObiOne

          thats not pacino? i dont think a BOSS like chris walken would be chillin with a pacino double.. dummy

    • https://www.facebook.com/SnowtoriousB.I.G Morten Der Alte Norup

      Grumpy old men.
      Edition: AWESOME!

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      Walken: Hey Al, let's fuck with these kids.

      Pacino: These mothafuckas! won't know what to do.

      Walken: We should probably kill them afterward. We could get away with it.

      Pacino: That wasn't the plan already?

      • DavidNevin

        Innevitable not to read this as if they were saying it hahaha

  • tv_paul

    #6

    After seeing this,I've suddenly sworn of Skittles for life.

  • winfields

    What in the world is up with #25 ??

    • Ben Dover

      It is a special photobooth in japan that makes the eyes bigger and lightens the skin color. It is freaking weird dude. no man should go in one unless you enjoy looking like a total chick.

      • Anomanom

        Those are guys…

    • bob

      google "egg gals".

    • bob

      google "egg gals" or "gyaru".

    • Jeremy

      Dear Japan,

      Stop doing such crazy shit.

      Sincerely,
      Citizens of Earth

    • Nick

      Anyone else notice that of you break down the name on the right it is Sakii Kum. Are these some freaky Asian cum sucking porn chicks?

    • Charlie Sheen

      Dang, I kinda like these "egg-gals"….a new porn niche I declare!

  • neal

    #6 there will be rape

    • etcrr 129p

      by me.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        hmmm….. still no avatar pic….. and your point rating isn't colored…… weird…..

  • Anon

    #23 since you asked nicely…

  • Bing!

    #16, that's what I look like when I feel like I'm about to shit my pants. Have been close, once.

    • Marmie!

      #15, you're welcome!

  • BigPup

    #1 That ain't Christian…

    • Bing!

      That's Italian!

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I think you spelled human wrong.

  • Lowrent75

    #21 Jewverine?

    • winfields

      damn, I like yours better than mine! pretty funny… !!

      • banananah

        this means your penis is smaller than his.

    • tv_paul

      Is he one of the "X-Menorahs"?

      • Lowrent75

        NICE!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/GregPickering Greg Pickering

      Jew-verine.

      • https://www.facebook.com/GregPickering Greg Pickering

        Damn enter button snuck up on me. Trying to say that Jew-verine made me fall out laughing.

        Now I feel like a troll…..

        • Lowrent75

          No worries thanks! You cannot be a troll because you have an account.

          • tralfaz

            Paula has an account.

            • Lowrent75

              Yeah but Paula is a planted troll. Does not count.

    • Andy Valentine

      I bet his bones are made of Abrahamamantium

    • Andy Valentine

      And also, he must have great razor sharp holoclaws

  • tv_paul

    #1
    Why are you posting pictures of khloe kardashian boobs?

    • bob

      Lay off me, I'm starving!!!

  • Heisenberg

    #22 "Eye" see what you did there

    • Bewbs

      Well done sir, well done!

    • Notme

      The Residents

    • tori

      this is cute actually…:)

  • BigPup

    #8 I see side/back boob? I'm either really turned on… Or grossed out can't. Quite. Figure. it out…

    • lulu

      Thats not side boob… its someones arm

    • tapsnapornap

      It's only on one side…in a straight on shot o.O

    • Guy

      I think I like it, bet she down for whatever.

    • Schadeboy

      Right there with you. On the one hand – OW! On the other, she's hot.

    • luke

      *sigh*
      "my back came untied again"

  • Devin_Medrano

    #1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Bewb Hair!

      That's what she said to the wax, the hair trimmers and the razors!

      • David e.

        HOORAY!!! i wanna pet them!

        • bob-o

          Me too. 'Motorboat' them as well.

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