Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • scotology

    #4 Nailed it.

    • obv

      shop'd

      • Matt

        Nope. I live in Austin and I recognize both the building and the van.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KingVis Ryan Weaver

      Sir, thank you. For not replying "First!".

    • Tx State Employee

      As the blind driver of the van I take offence to the depiction that all blind drivers are unable to properly park…..it is as if we can properly park or driver like ….say…..women!!!!!

      I say you must remove this most offending picture and replace it with a braile one.

      • Tx State Employee

        ………………………………………
        / O l l
        …./ ___l l
        ….O……………………………..O…….l

        My braile picture, it feels great

    • Fiedler

      that actually makes sense, its a long van, so they parked forwards so their back didnt hang out of the spot

  • Luke0027

    oh tits

    • Luc

      where?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'll help you out there a bit:
      <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/a-these-people-exist-9.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – so helpful, yet so underappreciated….

      • koochie koo

        Paula I hope that isn't a self portrait!!!!! this isn't how I imagined things would be…..!!
        but sure I'm open minded enough, what the heck…hairy boobs I'll go with that….

  • BEANS

    #5 my good god. MOAR

  • Shitcago Blackcocks

    Also the bruins suck

    • http://www.facebook.com/KingVis Ryan Weaver

      I'm a Wings fan but yeah they must suck pretty bad to win the Cup last year!

      • Shitcago Blackcocks

        They lost to Washington….

    • sucka

      Go Preds

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      GO KINGS!

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.bakula Brian Bakula

      Go Blues

      • Munyshot

        Go Nucks! Oh wait… fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • MattKL

    #5 FTW

    • Bollyver

      Does anyone know the name of this movie?

  • No good.

    #11 Hope glass doesn't break..

    • H.Manback

      Glass and floor…. That surely is some weight in there…

    • none

      The building isn't real yet… these are just concept drawings

  • Logicyup

    #5 Pretty sure that chick could kick my ass and I'd love every second of it.

    • Tom

      If I actually knew you, my reply would be, "I'm pretty sure any chick could kick your ass". Burn!

  • College Dave

    #30 Fuck yeah!
    <img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/6o2wwi.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • Joe

      looks like badminton birdie.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Badminton is for Europeans!! This is AMERICA where we play EXPLOSIONMINTON with our STEALTH BOMBERS!!

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Agreed

      Best,

      ~Superdanman

    • herp de derp

      woo! droppin' bombs and killin' civilians! woo!

      • Merica

        Fuck you.

        • urope

          Fuck you, merica!

  • Yes

    #23 Want.

    • PapaB

      NEED

  • Yeah

    #5 Also Want.

  • Casey

    #20 I don't give a FUCK. I do what I want!

    • dpres

      Another drunk slut in Boston.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        of coarse a boston fan would be doing that. CAPS CAPS CAPS 😀

    • rich

      haha, women and their lack of logic/common sense is always amusing!

    • pewpewpew

      LOL… Blonds… LOL

    • Doug

      Gotta be a blonde to pull that off

  • Rollout25

    #27 The Prequel to LAZER CATS!

    • Zed

      Just want to point out, for those that don't know. This is freddiew from http://www.youtube.com/freddiew and he makes bad ass videos all the time like "huge guns" and "pimp my horse" check him out if you like action movies, guns, chicks, Asian dudes with guns, Asian dudes with chicks, Asian dudes and white dudes, special effects, video games, or roller coasters. http://youtu.be/t6CXAaI1OAo to check out "Huge Guns" with special guest Smosh!

      /

      Cheers.

      • herroprease

        Beat me to it!

  • richie owens

    #5 where do i sign up for a gym membership for that exact gym… matter of fact hire me as a spotter

    • stash

      I would do it for free

  • etcrr

    #23 #30 awesome

    • mindnumbing

      Elevator Music…..

    • etcrr's goat

      why don't you go fuck yourself!

      • Goat Herder

        Why should he when you claim he has you

    • FACEPALM!

      i'm sure you wonder why people seem to be 'bored'

      Hint-too many comments too many of them are pointless!

      • Sam Forester

        You Idiot Trolls sound exactly like him

  • 3MC

    #6 looks like debbie doesn't do diets

    • waryee

      looks like that office found out who's stealing their lunches

      • rich

        looks like debbie's roommate does passive aggressive.

    • fetts

      debbie does dallas

  • Chunk Pants

    Stopped shitting 3 hours ago

    • I'm dumb

      #8

    • Chunk Pants

      seriously, my pants are fucking chunky with shit

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #8 Nailed it!!!

    • his hand

      nailed himself…

  • Zac315

    #30. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

      you spelled MERICA wrong!

    • Xhemial

      Coming in to save the motherfuckin day YEAH

  • bostonSUX

    #20 hahahaha…boston's sports fans are not very bright.

    • ensed

      *Female* Boston sports fans are not very bright.

      • BarrowsBOY

        Plus the Bruins lost the series to the Caps.

        Let's go Caps!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

          lol there must be alot of boston fans on here, you and me got lots of thumbs downs. C-A-P-S C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS!

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        I would beg to differ, but this girl is doing me no favors.

    • LucretiusCarus

      I can only hope she's one of the asshat college kids from Long Island.

    • BostonChiver34

      haters.

      Chive On from Boston!

    • whatsnew

      boston is def home to the most critical sports fans ever…not to mention the best teams….but this lady is dumb

      • blumpkinator

        haters gonna hate

        I LOVE BOSTON

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        the most critical sports fans ever? is critical code for racist? If yes..then I agree. They are super critical.

  • Ender84

    #14 When did the Harlem Globetrotters get a white guy?!?

  • NZ Chiver

    #27 yeaah freddie wong made the Chive

    • dustin

      #9 so did rooster teeth, the water balloon popping is Gav

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #5 – She is One Fit Chick, Beautiful One! <3<3<3<3<3<3 😉

    Best,

    ~Superdanman

  • Sick of the hiding

    CHIVE!!!!! FIX UP THE FUCKING HIDDEN AUDIO ADVERTISEMENTS!!!!!!!

    It is the worst when you open your pages in multiple tabs. You said previously you will ban those who do it. Well, ban them!

    • guest

      You can get browser add-ons that prevent that, ad blocker plus for example. Google it.

      • Kahless

        They still sneak one in once and a while. Like those massive background links they put on the homepage..

    • Stop bitching

      KCCO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/treyjo Trey Maddox

    #5 i would be her bitch. MOAR please!

  • rromero

    #27 I did'nt know Chuck Norris had a cat, pretty cool!

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