I hate my job (31 Photos)

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  • me...BN!!!

    You know!

    • DaddyD

      Obviously, you don't.

  • BabyFart MagiZax

    #18 HALELUJAH!!!! I ❤ it!!!

    • Neil S
    • DaFukTard

      MOAR!!!!!! Chivette of the week nominee?!!!

      • chivers

        should get her own post… please!!!

        • Some Dude

          REALLY?? She might as well be a 12 year old boy….is that what the majority of guys like these days. No boobs, bony hips? Come on guys…raise your standards a bit.

          • Shirley

            Some Dude, ladies come in all shapes and sizes. Maybe she's not YOUR type, but why rag on others' taste? I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you're probably not HER type, either.

          • Other Dude

            Just because you like one thing doesn't mean the rest have to agree.

          • Another Dude

            She has that figure because she's a dancer. She said so on her last submit.

          • Final Dude

            Hey Some Dude, you are welcome to chubby chase all you like. We don't care..

          • Biggus Diccus

            That crease between her leg and abdomen really gets me going. Ladies the pulling down of the undies slightly is a fantastic thing to do.

            • tim

              That bit of "cleavage", or whatever it would be called, could have it's own category like underboob, gap etc. What would it be called?

          • northerner

            Some dude, some of us like lean/slender hips and boobs that aren't huge and sagging down to a woman's navel. If you like otherwise, go for her, just leave us be with our very desirable lady…

    • LucretiusCarus

      No sense repeating, so I'll just ride coat-tails.

      Where is your pizza place such that we all might come and drool over you?

      And perhaps eat pizza.

    • kcco

      so where are the other pics you've submitted?

      you are amazing… do you have a blog or anything??? would love to see moar… much moar

      • ^^^^^^^


        • Chivette

          isn't that the purpose of this site??? get a life ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • Unfkngblvbl

      that bottom photo looks more like her home bathroom than a pizza place.

    • Der'

      I'm here tryin' to get a damn pizza and you're in the bathroom makin porn? Okay.

    • patov40

      She may hate her job, I love it. It gives her time to do much more worthwhile things! B)

  • Will


    Where is this pizza place!?!?!

    I just got hungry for some pizza…

    • meh

      This girl should try EATING some pizza!

      • Yep

        Fo Real

        • what

          Sinners, don't wish such a tragedy.

      • fearthecacti

        Really dove deep into the "zing" barrel for that one didn't you?

  • Jordon

    suddenly I want some Pizza PIE served by #18! MOAR please!!!!!!!!!

    • jimmy

      I suddenly have the urge to go to a pizza place and eat a taco….

    • Curly

      so did I, so I ordered a pizza… no uber-hotties like this tho unfortunately

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #11 looks like its just about that time for me.

    • KCCO

      Bitch please! It's always that time for me!

  • noegod

    #31 LET EM GO YOU BASTARD! I'LL GET YOU THE MON…….. oh wait.

  • reaperMEDIC

    #14 I like your style Larry 🙂

  • http://lemonparty.org anon


    Those aren't women. Women know how to cook. Those meals are for:
    1) Bros/Gays/Metro who watch their figure
    2) Women who need to go back to school, because obviously they left the kitchen too soon

    • Cordon Blah!

      never heard of anyone 'cooking' on the lunch break in work!

    • Biggus Diccus

      No, those are for women

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      I could see the ice cream as being for a dude. Nothing wrong with eating an entire carton of ice cream for lunch.

      • tralfaz

        That's for the girl on her period.

    • Lisa

      Didn't realize you were a gourmet office lunch chef

    • YourMom

      You know how I know your single?

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #28 – Could've used more liquor and less keyboard

    • Johnny K.

      Jim Halpert is a fucking genius!!! Dwight had it coming…

  • lord awesomesauce

    for the love of god take those stupid floating ads off the mobile site.

    • noegod

      god I know! the damn X is too small, it makes it impossible to get rid of them!

    • Steph

      i can't use the mobile site because of those apps! Could you fix it guys?

  • Torden

    #18 Wow, you hiring?

  • MattKL

    #18 Now I want pizza for lunch. And something else…

    • rich


  • zoxymusic

    #19 is pretty danged hot..

    • Bryan


      • HatBomb

        Yes, and get MOARRRRR!

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Hotter than the pizza gal….in my opinion ….. It is those legs and that ass…….

    • cheeseSammich

      She has a swimmers body, very hot!

  • tv_paul


    I bet he's lookin' at "Kitty Porn".

    • cheeseSammich

      seriously…. i almost fell outta my chair!

    • Always Last

      Really a good one! You win the internet today.

  • DrMa7moud

    #18. Another reason to love pizza

  • CaptainStag

    #18 no hips, no tits, no ass. Is she like 14 or something?

    • YOYO

      she needs to start eating the pizza!!

    • kcco

      She's perfect you fags…

      • rich

        you'd probably have to be gay to think that the girl is "perfect".

      • no, you KCCO!

        yeah, if you like girls who are shaped like 12 yr. old boys

        • KCCO

          whatever, chubby chaser

  • MattyDeuce

    #14 Larry kicks ass

  • KingThing

    This gal needs her own post.

    • chiver

      Chivette of the year!!!!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        wow, now that would be a sad day at The Chive. Really? She's got no curves and you haven't even seen her whole face.

        • Stuck at work

          Agreed, there's way hotter Chivettes than her. In addition to that, I'd venture to say that if she works at a pizza place, odds are, she's underage.

    • jking

      Agreed… Make it happen Chive!!!

  • spicticus

    I always see these posts and at least one pic has a person napping in their cubicle (#1). Why would you hate your job if you could get paid to nap? I would love that job!

  • lllll03lllll

    #19 Need a Hand?

    • Slap

      Agreed! Moar please!!!

    • aggiedude

      I bet she will find some wood in there too.

  • Macro


    So build bigger arms or stop complaining. You wouldn't last a day in the real trades.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      real trade? how is auto mechanic not a real trade? do you have a car? just keep spinning in your office chair…

      • Macro

        Yeah, compare the physical demand of a mechanic to someone in construction. Oh and I'm an electrician who has also built homes from the foundation up. So STFU.

        • rich

          girls, girls, you're both pretty.

        • Kyle

          Ya… Construction on homes is not that hard bro. How about you go work on a drilling rig up in North Alberta in the winter. If you live come back and say your job was hard.

        • http://twitter.com/JorEl10262009 @JorEl10262009

          The Combat Arms Trades(Infantry, Artillery, Armoured) are HARD. Construction is HARD. So is Pipefitting….

          • Kyle

            House construction is honestly not really that hard physically. Nothing is ever that heavy to lift. There hasnt been a single job site that I've been on that's needed more then 100 pounds (and that's being generous) needed to lift. Nail guns are pretty light tools lol

            • its_forge

              As someone who was a home construction electrician for a little over a year, about 234525 years ago, I concur with this assertion.

          • Brian

            Word infantry leads the way

            • Always Last

              No, Rangers Lead the Way.

        • its_forge

          Four hours bending over an engine compartment and you'd be crying like a baby so please shut the fuck up. Nobody's job is more manly than anyone else's.

    • Saveferris

      Yeah man, real trades! Whatever the fuck that means

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      My username is relevant! And although #10 should man up or get out of the business,I need to stend up for My profession.On a normal day I am a Mechanic,Electrician,Plumber,Welder,Machinist,and Computer Diagnostician. I rarely pound nails,But I do swing a mean hammer.I have spent,and still spend more time in school than almost anyone in the "real" trades,And have more invested in tools than any but the most well equipped contractor.And I LOVE my job!

      • Jim

        Thats me in the pic. And i wasnt really bitching. Everyone that I work with is to much of a fat peice of shit to get there arms in the space that is allowed.

        And If anyone thinks that mechanics are pussies, and our job isnt hard….you can go fuck yourself. And Ill be glad to step outside

        • Holy Shit WTF

          I hope that is really you Jim………..because awesome………..

          • Kenny

            Seriously, I think you all should STFU. I tame wild bears. To ride lions. Juggling chainsaws. And I'm blind.

            • Always Last

              You forgot to mention that you're also a quadriplegic….

      • HillbillyNinja

        Automotive engineers beleive that all mechanics are big, strong bastards… with REALLY skinny arms.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Actually,I don't think the engineers think of us at all.They don't say to themselves,"Hey probably shouldn't put that there,some mechanic is gonna have a hell of a time accessing that"Or maybe they do and laugh about it.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #1 You get to sleep at work, be happy

  • Dibdy

    #18 i need to find said pizza place!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Nothing like some privacy during your mid-afternoon constitutional.

    • N8orius

      Well that's awkward, no TP?

    • its_forge

      This is what a bathroom looks like before they come in and add the partitions. Now if they really just never did put them in that's another thing entirely but this looks more like an almost complete construction site.

    • SARmedic

      Reminds me of my service days, but we had toilet paper.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I bet that really cuts down on the time spent in the bathroom!

  • Brian


    Feeling woozy….need cpr….and vigorous chest massage….

    • SARmedic

      Too bad they did away with the mouth to mouth part, eh?

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