Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • maclean

    #7 Friendzone level: 99

    • John Kenny

      Sonofabitch you beat me to it. Good job. 😛

      • StickyWickets

        Actually I think yesterday's DAR beat you to it

    • canadianzombies

      Friendzone all the Girls!

    • Kent

      The only woman I'll get on my knees for is the one who'll be on her knees when I get her back home.

    • Who Seen

      Friendzone Level : Slave!…Fixed*

      • F3n1x187

        Pussy whipped as some comments below explain xD

    • Trav1121

      Hahaha There will never be a woman hot enough for me to do this. Ridiculous! Equal rights: You wanted it so tie yer own damn shoe.

      • elliott

        Chivalry? sure this goes WAYYY beyond chivalry but = rights means we are below them

        • Mutha fu*kin Knight

          Chivalry? They did it back then because they thought the bitches were to weak.

    • Biggus Diccus

      OR, it's just her fuckin boyfriend

    • Steve

      on a side note, what kind of girl wears sneakers with a black dress…….

    • AmusingHat

      It's over 9000!!!!!!!

      • OpMongoose

        Frienzone Level Cankels more like it.

        • Spit-n troof

          Bitch level: 758980654326759.1
          You tied her shoe so she wouldn't trip walking over to your best friends house for a good drilling.

        • Mike Graven

          Ha! I'm glad you pointed that out. She should take advantage of being able to bend over and tie her own shoes while she can.

    • D-Wiz

      uh ya or its her boyfriend being nice because she cant bend over in a dress like that. but whatever makes you feel better about your own girl issues i guess..

      • Yup

        Well then she should tie her shoes better. Or not wear the dress oooor wear shoes that don't need to be tied or she could just squat down and do it. My point is your point silly and invalid

    • cuervo

      call the dude a friend-zoned bastard all you want, you know that if had the chance to do the same you would. thumb me down i dont really give a fuck.

    • Nobama 2012

      Thats ok because…cankles

    • Smokey

      AKA the best day of Al Bundy's life!

    • Andy sanders

      Orrrr… getting closer to the reflection of what's up her skirt on the tiles….

  • chiver

    #25 Mother of God!!

    • frank

      I tried so hard to think of something funny to say but after 5 minutes I still didn't have a thought. she is gorgeous

    • Steven


    • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

      I'm hypnotised.

    • DaddyD

      How many times to I have to tell you!? This is not the Mother of God. The Mother of God is named Mary and dresses far more conservatively.

      • Tek257

        technically you are right but sweet Mother of God she is smoking hot #25

        • Andy

          Goddess, no female can touch this. Kate just set the bar way high!

          • Dr Fap

            I have to disagree. She is overrated. Hot, yes but not as hot as everyone is making her out to be. Her mid section is as wide as her hips, just not appealing to me.

            • truth

              totally agree with the DR

            • DoC

              Her personality makes her hotter (but maybe you're all about looks). She seems to be having a lot of fun without taking modeling too seriously. She is also naturally gorgeous and a "healthy" figure (vs starving herself to stay fit). She cant dance but I like that shes not afraid to just be herself on camera. Plus bewbs.

              • Cantaloupe

                It's nice that you can put down thinner women and make assumptions about their lifestyles. Good for you.

              • Dr. Fapenstein

                My fellow doctor makes a good point. I dont know her personality and sometimes that can make the world of a difference.

                • Always Last

                  The next Anna Nicole Smith

    • Job421
    • Trav1121

      My question is How is someone so incredibly hot so fucking cool as well?! It is blowing my mind! She has tipped the scales, destroyed the balance and thrown everything we have ever known into question! She is a wonderful anomoly!

      • Kyle

        She is probably incredibly fucking stupid.

        • DoC

          You are probably incredibly fucking ugly…and lonely.

          • Always Last

            She is incredibly 19 years old. What were you like at 19?

    • Chris

      I want to know who has sex with this girl. Then shake his hand, and tell him be better not be a fucking asshole.

    • who cares

      Horrible, terrible dancer with no rhythm, but who gives a shit? She's hot.

      • Ben

        How do you know that she has no rhythm if you can't hear the music?

      • Chomp

        Ummm…I think she's being silly trying to do the dougie. Calm down dancing with the stars expert

  • blar

    #25 I have the most normal boner right now

    • crazydog


    • Rolo__Tomasi

      Can never get enough of Kate, but I think her Cotton Tail video was way better… http://egotastic.com/2012/04/kate-upton-plays-sex

      • DeDav

        Jesus fucking christ, does she know what she's doing to men?

        • Ethan Shuster

          She thinks she does. But she really doesn't.

      • meantux

        Thank you for that!

    • Underbaker

      Normally I would make a crack about timing, but them bouncing bewbs are worth repeating.

    • mike~

      Am I missing somethting? She has no hips! Her shape is weird I just don't get it

      • Colon Wookie

        You're not very smart, are you?

  • John Kenny

    Friendzone: Level 256~The Sneaker-Attendant

  • Jason

    #24 I must go, my people need me

    • reaperMEDIC

      #4 Take me with you!

  • etcrr

    #25 Kate Upton makes my morning. wow

    • stan

      fuck off you idiot…. You really should have been aborted…

      • Jammy

        Sounds like somebody has Erectile Dysfunction and is unhappy.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I think we all want you to go away more than etcrr now.

    • Yessirr

      Stan is mean.
      Hey etcrr, you left off "wood". She makes my morning WOOD. At least I think that's what you meant.

    • Kachin

      One day she will make my breakfast too.

  • Your mom

    #15 Nope!

    • RealZoo

      Impressive……made it to the top with "balls of steel".

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      That shit made me queasy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/val.tolhurst Valentine Tolhurst

      i pick my words carefully when I say "fuck that"

    • thedude325

      Must be Tom Cruise again


    #25 I think I just died and went to heaven

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #25 I ❤ KATE UPTON!!! Such a BABE!!!

  • Gorgeous


  • Logicyup

    #21 If you watch Cinderella backwards it's a story of a girl learning her place, in the kitchen.

    • passwordistaco

      you win the internet today

    • kw1q51lv3r

      How classy. /sarcasm

    • Jonnboy

      I usually don't laugh to comments… but I could not help it on this… yes you do win the internet as the taco guy said!

  • StickyWickets

    #8 i live on a lake and would love if there was one of these on it except with beer. Also #25

    • Capt. Bo Jengles

      I'm pretty sure #8 is Rehoboth bay!? And if so they have a grubbin Hot Dog boat that hooks you up too… Perfect for drunken beach parties

  • Joe.

    #3 So much awesome going on here.

    • DaddyD

      "Okay, son. That's enough shooting for today. Time to let the dog have a turn."

    • twoedges

      this is absolutely true… you've got some down blouse action, a baby shooting a gun and a pug.. not sure what i like best… that's a lie, yes i do – it's the bewbs.. .it's always the bewbs

      • Yess

        not to mention the dog looks like it's staring at the biggest bone ever… or got a glimpse of those beautiful warlocks mom is sporting.

    • Its me

      Find Mom…Please please find her…and if she can hold the gun, even better.

    • KCCO

      Someone call CPS

    • Dude

      Nice Rack! What did you just say? I said you must have a nice gun rack.

    • stonewall_79

      MG-42 that's a nice choice kid.

      • ekgraider

        Thanks for that. MG-36 is what was popping into my head. I like to just make up the numbers as I go.

  • Jules

    #18 this is how I feel about everything

    • Yeaah

      This 5th grader is one smart cookie.

  • Him

    #13 That's it, This dude is king.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=674105656 Jordan Tunnicliff

      This is the legend that is THE FROGMAN! Before the chive put their logo all over his stuff go vist and see his original content http://thefrogman.me/

      • rich

        thanks, man. i was gonna ask who this dude, was. i like his content.

  • Damien

    #25 Thank you to who ever made this!

    • bling

      Yes, and edited out that creepy porn-y looking guy who introduces her in the original. As if someone wants to see him.

      • vindi

        Terry Richardson is a weird-creepy guy that's why he takes the best pictures!

    • Underbaker

      Wow 8th positive comment on Kate any you are at +41 as of this reply. Some time you just can't go wrong.

    • MatadorPride

      God made this. End of story.

  • Moknowsbest

    #19 had a friend there and he said the streaker had some barry sanders style moves but it was no match for the security guards perfect jack tatum style clothes line

    • Hunter X

      Don'tcha gotta be naked to be a streaker?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GW22sAElpE JESSE

    #7 makes my genitals hurt. I would be proud if she was my daughter but oh so sad if he was my son.

    • Anon

      and if he was actually banging her and was just pussy whipped?

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GW22sAElpE JESSE

        less sad, but begrudgingly disappointed all the same.

    • lol

      Why wiuld you be sad if that was your sons Girlfriend?

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      "I don't care if your dress is too tight- tie your own shoe bitch!" Would that make you proud? You are a small man to think being a gentleman demeans a man.

    • simtafa

      fucking ideologies at work. Way to go dude.

  • Stick

    Fuck you, asshole. That kid can't do anything with that gun and he's getting exposure to firearms.
    He'll probably grow up respecting them, and not dangerously fearing them out of ignorance.

    • Lame ass troll

      hey stick you tell'im though you would have to take the stick out of your ass to do it

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      or his doomsday prepper parents will seriously fuck him up and make him live in a bunker made out of old schoolbuses until a police standoff occurs. or he'll respect guns or whatever.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Why would a police standoff occur? Oh, you are saying they are correct in their way of thinking. I understand now carry on.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          just offering up a different scenario since it seemed to be story time already.

  • Mike G

    #23 Love it! Simply because I love in North Van… Glad to know there's Chivers around!

    • Csubi

      Another one here!

    • AmusingHat

      Home sweet home! 🙂

    • Michael

      Amen to that. Love the GVRD…

    • Mel

      Hi-Five to all the Vancouver Chivers!

    • D-Wiz

      vancity represent!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lauren.p.mckinney.5 Lauren Paige Mckinney

      Vancity Chiver here too

    • mickey

      It's a shame signs have to be posted in Monkey language to get those cretins to respect others…

      • elbruces

        Clever rhyming couplets are…? Oh, I get it, you're being racist or somesuch.

    • Joel

      Hello from another one!

  • Caleb

    #6 Insert dog that slaps cat and loves man (his best friend), unconditionally. Fuck, I hate cats.

    • trooper

      Go cry to your mama

    • guesty

      well said caleb. cats fucking suck. if you pussies want, i'll come to your house and shit in a box and you can clean that up.

    • stonewall_79

      I now know why so many of you hate cats, all you want it's an "inconditional friend" that can't say how stupid you are.

    • elbruces

      You do realize that the cat did not actually say that, right?

  • Francisco

    No comment – still staring at 25.

  • Moknowsbest

    #3 the baby is totally into the machine guns, im interested in mommys bewbs

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #14 Can't wait to see The Avengers this weekend!! Great pic!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003060750710 Jerome Ruwan

      the hulk goes off!!! ;p

  • Slim Jim

    #25, Jamie still wins

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