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May 2, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#7 Friendzone level: 99
Sonofabitch you beat me to it. Good job.
Actually I think yesterday's DAR beat you to it
Friendzone all the Girls!
The only woman I'll get on my knees for is the one who'll be on her knees when I get her back home.
Friendzone Level : Slave!…Fixed*
Pussy whipped as some comments below explain xD
Hahaha There will never be a woman hot enough for me to do this. Ridiculous! Equal rights: You wanted it so tie yer own damn shoe.
Chivalry? sure this goes WAYYY beyond chivalry but = rights means we are below them
Chivalry? They did it back then because they thought the bitches were to weak.
OR, it's just her fuckin boyfriend
on a side note, what kind of girl wears sneakers with a black dress…….
It's over 9000!!!!!!!
Frienzone Level Cankels more like it.
Bitch level: 758980654326759.1
You tied her shoe so she wouldn't trip walking over to your best friends house for a good drilling.
Ha! I'm glad you pointed that out. She should take advantage of being able to bend over and tie her own shoes while she can.
uh ya or its her boyfriend being nice because she cant bend over in a dress like that. but whatever makes you feel better about your own girl issues i guess..
Well then she should tie her shoes better. Or not wear the dress oooor wear shoes that don't need to be tied or she could just squat down and do it. My point is your point silly and invalid
call the dude a friend-zoned bastard all you want, you know that if had the chance to do the same you would. thumb me down i dont really give a fuck.
Thats ok because…cankles
AKA the best day of Al Bundy's life!
Orrrr… getting closer to the reflection of what's up her skirt on the tiles….
#25 Mother of God!!
I tried so hard to think of something funny to say but after 5 minutes I still didn't have a thought. she is gorgeous
How many times to I have to tell you!? This is not the Mother of God. The Mother of God is named Mary and dresses far more conservatively.
technically you are right but sweet Mother of God she is smoking hot #25
Goddess, no female can touch this. Kate just set the bar way high!
I have to disagree. She is overrated. Hot, yes but not as hot as everyone is making her out to be. Her mid section is as wide as her hips, just not appealing to me.
totally agree with the DR
Her personality makes her hotter (but maybe you're all about looks). She seems to be having a lot of fun without taking modeling too seriously. She is also naturally gorgeous and a "healthy" figure (vs starving herself to stay fit). She cant dance but I like that shes not afraid to just be herself on camera. Plus bewbs.
It's nice that you can put down thinner women and make assumptions about their lifestyles. Good for you.
My fellow doctor makes a good point. I dont know her personality and sometimes that can make the world of a difference.
The next Anna Nicole Smith
Look what i found! http://sportscracklepop.com/2012/05/01/kate-upton…
My question is How is someone so incredibly hot so fucking cool as well?! It is blowing my mind! She has tipped the scales, destroyed the balance and thrown everything we have ever known into question! She is a wonderful anomoly!
She is probably incredibly fucking stupid.
You are probably incredibly fucking ugly…and lonely.
She is incredibly 19 years old. What were you like at 19?
I want to know who has sex with this girl. Then shake his hand, and tell him be better not be a fucking asshole.
Horrible, terrible dancer with no rhythm, but who gives a shit? She's hot.
How do you know that she has no rhythm if you can't hear the music?
Ummm…I think she's being silly trying to do the dougie. Calm down dancing with the stars expert
#25 I have the most normal boner right now
Can never get enough of Kate, but I think her Cotton Tail video was way better… http://egotastic.com/2012/04/kate-upton-plays-sex…
Jesus fucking christ, does she know what she's doing to men?
She thinks she does. But she really doesn't.
Thank you for that!
Normally I would make a crack about timing, but them bouncing bewbs are worth repeating.
Am I missing somethting? She has no hips! Her shape is weird I just don't get it
You're not very smart, are you?
Friendzone: Level 256~The Sneaker-Attendant
#24 I must go, my people need me
#4 Take me with you!
#25 Kate Upton makes my morning. wow
fuck off you idiot…. You really should have been aborted…
Sounds like somebody has Erectile Dysfunction and is unhappy.
I think we all want you to go away more than etcrr now.
Stan is mean.
Hey etcrr, you left off "wood". She makes my morning WOOD. At least I think that's what you meant.
One day she will make my breakfast too.
Impressive……made it to the top with "balls of steel".
That shit made me queasy.
i pick my words carefully when I say "fuck that"
Must be Tom Cruise again
#25 I think I just died and went to heaven
#25 I <3 KATE UPTON!!! Such a BABE!!!
#21 If you watch Cinderella backwards it's a story of a girl learning her place, in the kitchen.
you win the internet today
How classy. /sarcasm
I usually don't laugh to comments… but I could not help it on this… yes you do win the internet as the taco guy said!
#8 i live on a lake and would love if there was one of these on it except with beer. Also #25
I'm pretty sure #8 is Rehoboth bay!? And if so they have a grubbin Hot Dog boat that hooks you up too… Perfect for drunken beach parties
#3 So much awesome going on here.
"Okay, son. That's enough shooting for today. Time to let the dog have a turn."
this is absolutely true… you've got some down blouse action, a baby shooting a gun and a pug.. not sure what i like best… that's a lie, yes i do – it's the bewbs.. .it's always the bewbs
not to mention the dog looks like it's staring at the biggest bone ever… or got a glimpse of those beautiful warlocks mom is sporting.
Find Mom…Please please find her…and if she can hold the gun, even better.
Someone call CPS
Nice Rack! What did you just say? I said you must have a nice gun rack.
MG-42 that's a nice choice kid.
Thanks for that. MG-36 is what was popping into my head. I like to just make up the numbers as I go.
#18 this is how I feel about everything
This 5th grader is one smart cookie.
#13 That's it, This dude is king.
This is the legend that is THE FROGMAN! Before the chive put their logo all over his stuff go vist and see his original content http://thefrogman.me/
thanks, man. i was gonna ask who this dude, was. i like his content.
#25 Thank you to who ever made this!
Yes, and edited out that creepy porn-y looking guy who introduces her in the original. As if someone wants to see him.
Terry Richardson is a weird-creepy guy that's why he takes the best pictures!
Wow 8th positive comment on Kate any you are at +41 as of this reply. Some time you just can't go wrong.
God made this. End of story.
#19 had a friend there and he said the streaker had some barry sanders style moves but it was no match for the security guards perfect jack tatum style clothes line
Don'tcha gotta be naked to be a streaker?
#7 makes my genitals hurt. I would be proud if she was my daughter but oh so sad if he was my son.
and if he was actually banging her and was just pussy whipped?
less sad, but begrudgingly disappointed all the same.
Why wiuld you be sad if that was your sons Girlfriend?
"I don't care if your dress is too tight- tie your own shoe bitch!" Would that make you proud? You are a small man to think being a gentleman demeans a man.
fucking ideologies at work. Way to go dude.
Fuck you, asshole. That kid can't do anything with that gun and he's getting exposure to firearms.
He'll probably grow up respecting them, and not dangerously fearing them out of ignorance.
hey stick you tell'im though you would have to take the stick out of your ass to do it
or his doomsday prepper parents will seriously fuck him up and make him live in a bunker made out of old schoolbuses until a police standoff occurs. or he'll respect guns or whatever.
Why would a police standoff occur? Oh, you are saying they are correct in their way of thinking. I understand now carry on.
just offering up a different scenario since it seemed to be story time already.
#23 Love it! Simply because I love in North Van… Glad to know there's Chivers around!
Another one here!
Home sweet home!
Amen to that. Love the GVRD…
Hi-Five to all the Vancouver Chivers!
Vancity Chiver here too
It's a shame signs have to be posted in Monkey language to get those cretins to respect others…
Clever rhyming couplets are…? Oh, I get it, you're being racist or somesuch.
Hello from another one!
#6 Insert dog that slaps cat and loves man (his best friend), unconditionally. Fuck, I hate cats.
Go cry to your mama
well said caleb. cats fucking suck. if you pussies want, i'll come to your house and shit in a box and you can clean that up.
I now know why so many of you hate cats, all you want it's an "inconditional friend" that can't say how stupid you are.
You do realize that the cat did not actually say that, right?
No comment – still staring at 25.
#3 the baby is totally into the machine guns, im interested in mommys bewbs
#14 Can't wait to see The Avengers this weekend!! Great pic!!
the hulk goes off!!! ;p
#25, Jamie still wins
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