• MattKL

    Mother of God!

    • Sid


    • DoomsDayDub

      While I would have preferred them in skimpy, no support, bikini's like Upton, this is just another example of some fine latina's showing the white girl how to really dance.

      • Chet McFakename

        Someone's always gotta play the race card, way to be that guy

        • DoomsDayDub

          Hey Chet – I think you need to lookup what "playing the race card" actually means, because it is not what I was doing. Playing the race card is used to get out of punishment or explain bad behavior with an excuse about race being involved. I am simply stating the obvious. P.S. – I am white too, but I can still admit MANY (not all) white women, just like Ms. Upton aren't the most keen at rhythm. It was also by the way…..WHY SO SERIOUS?!?!

    • Frank M

      I don't think Kate got served. She did her dance wearing a bikini that was the size of 3 friggin' doritios!!!

      • FortBurg

        Plus real bewbs = bounce. Not like these shirt rocks.

  • Logicyup

    I love women that know how to work their hips. That should be a mandatory class in college or something.

    • HardenLong

      Upton has no hips. Just goes straight down from her armpits to her ass. No curve in there and at only 19 at least she has big boobs. They are gone be saggy as hell in 5 years but hey good for now.

  • tang

    my computer just blew up

    • Prometheus

      my dick just blew up

      • Epitomizer

        My dick just blew up onto my computer

    • *dash*

      you spelled pants wrong

  • Damien

    How about all three in one video just getting naked to a stupid song? Problem solved.


    one of these 3 women is getting paid to be a Victoria's Secret model… so the real winner is?

    • JOHN

      A: Mankind

    • Salvador Carmona

      Kate upton has modeled for victoria's secret before so the real winner is kate.

      • Nerf Herder

        You. Stop. Just stop.

    • softtacojuice

      Doesn't matter. Had sex to both.

    • bill cosby

      none of these 3 women has ever modeled for victorias secret. and contrary to some posts, kate upton has never modeled for VS. haha, like they would hire her. they only hire the best.

  • etcrr

    One does not simply one up Kate Upton, that said they certainly do equal her

    • Bean

      You are the worst.

    • Underbaker

      I give it to Kate because Bewbs. 🙂

      • guest

        kate upton = saggy bewbs these 2 rock the shit out of kate

        • Underbaker

          Kate Upton = Real Bewbs, These two are obviously artificially augmented since they got very little bounce to them. I will go with real bewbs any day.

          • Prometheus

            you know they could just have actual bras on? you know, the kind that are made for support and comfort, like they were intended?

            • Underbaker

              Watched it a third time and don't get me wrong here, they are 2 very lovely ladies and no chiver in his right mind would kick them out of bed, but I'm positive those bewbs are fake. Even the most secured natural ones have a little jiggle when they wiggle.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    Kate Upton did it better…. Much better

    • StupidFresh84

      Much better….and in less clothing. Therefore she wins.

      • dude

        Agreed. Real titties will win damn near every time too.

    • @iAmJakePowell

      doubted you at first, but then i re-watched miss U's version again. Whoa….

      • @YWordArmy

        Also, despite how hot Iglesias is, does anyone follow her on Twitter? I have never seen such attention whoring… always, trying to get stupid shit she says trending… "Look at me!!!" I AM looking at you; you have huge tits… but huge tits<annoying as shit.

    • derp

      the difference is kate upton doesn't try so hard.

    • Mickens

      Much, much better. It goes up to one of the best videos on the internet. Ever.

    • patov40

      Agreed. Advantage, Upton.B)

    • JustSayin'

      Yeah, Upton wins. Part of it is just the cuteness factor b/c Upton was just being goofy whereas these chicks are just shallow attention whores.

      I don't think that Upton is the hottest girl ever, but her personality definitely gives her the +50 in this competition.

    • Dave

      Round 1 goes Kate! Time for Round 2!

    • MarkyMark

      The only 1 up i see is another beautiful lady. Kate upton wins.

  • The Metal

    Point goes to them.

    • Lev

      See, the problem is they say "one up" but display less skin. Cue a picture of Inigo Montoya: you keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • Wrong


  • BenCruz

    And the winner is…….. Kate Upton!!!

  • MIke

    do they really think we were judging the DANCE?! kate upton's jiggling boobs win over everything

  • Ray

    LISA RAMOS…AKA…girl in the black top can move! Wow! Kate Upton is a little girl with FLBP…but Lisa…WHEW…you move! AND to the beat! Bonus! Well done and thanks for starting my morning off right!! KCCO

  • RealZoo

    I saw both videos……no complaints with either of them. Just hard to keep in mind that K. Upton is only 19yrs old (don't know how old these ladies are).

  • N8orius

    Now I know what softcore is. Played 5 times before commenting. It was worth it.

    • Ray

      I so did that too! ha ha Glad I wasn't the only one!

  • YesPlease

    Can someone just make a video of this and Kate Upton's side by side and then turn it into one of those 10 hour challenges?

  • DrewskiDrew

    This should have been done in lingerie

    • chives

      This should have been done with out clothes ….

    • Admiral Ackbar

      I could do without the duckface the whole time too.

  • Spywith1eye

    Maaan İ'd slap my momma to get a crack at one of these gurls! Sorry mom.

    • Mark

      Its ok honey

  • Art

    I still prefer Kate's video because boobs and bikini.

  • miggy

    mother of god

  • Jon

    Way better than upton. Melanie all day

    • Yup


    • Kris

      Agreed here as well.

    • Prometheus

      We have an accord. Melanie and dem hips > Upton and saggy tits.

  • Michael Howley

    Pardon me while I watch this on repeat for the rest of my life.

  • Insomniac

    In order to "serve someone" you actually have to be better than they are, don't get me wrong, they're pretty hot… but they're not "kate-upton-hot"

  • boom

    Kate Upton may have more boobs and less clothes but I like a women who knows how to work her body haha

    • TheJCG

      a women

      Really, a women?

      Way to attract all the fucktards Chive.

  • Rainmaker2112

    To have a boobage-to-boobage and hips-to-hips comparison we will need Lisaa & Melanie to don the red micro bikinis. They we will be able to be better judge the schwing….err, swing of their chests & hips evenly.

    Throw-down at The Chive! Yes!

  • Entertained

    Sad, attention seeking behavior by 3 women who need not do it to actually be seen. Kate uptown, while pretty, is going to fizzle out because if all you bring is sexy to the party, you never get the man, oops, I mean the career…. And these two, while pretty are just me too-ing.

    • Brett Hall

      This may be the gayest comment ever left on theChive. WTF is wrong with you?

    • Gooner

      We dont diss hotties here…. BANNED

    • Shawn

      So… why are you on this website?

  • Buzzerfly

    Precisely 1/15 as hot as Kate Upton. Cat Daddy Level: Novice

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