Newly Single Chivettes (31 Photos)

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I'm going to start a new bi-weekly post on theCHIVE today, Newly Single Chivettes. So Chivettes, if you need a pick-me-up after the breakup, or you just feel like giving your ex the regret of his young life after every friend he has sends him a link to this page, use our handy-dandy submit page and give the boy both barrels.

As always, creativity is key. Enjoy the very first of many Newly Single Chivette posts...

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  • TallOne

    You are Chivettes! You will not be single for long!

  • Smoo0thie


    I want. I didn't even check out the rest after her. Holy mother of god.
    Any chance you're close to Alaska? ;)

    • Jade

      i dont…:/ — colorado girl :D

      • DJ_GLO

        Damn, I just replied to your comment on my post wondering if you were in Louisiana. Ah well, Colorado is lucky to have you.

      • Smoo0thie

        Dang :/

        You are exceedingly pretty and really like the lip bite :) Wish I could see it in person :)

  • echogeo

    That's the understatement of the day.

    • crazy_eyes

      me want cookie

    • rich

      CAUTION!! duck-face.

      • echogeo

        I paid more attention to the hump than the duck.

      • Devon Jones

        i dont mind that duck face

    • Matthew

      Yes, it is!!! #15 is smoking hot!

  • st33

    I like your style

  • SolidusSnake420

    All those guys seem kinda dumb…especially #11 #30 #22 exs

  • like boobies

    Why are so many hot girls getting dumped? Maybe because so many hot girls think being good looking is all they have to be.

    • LouisianaChivette

      This is why I'm glad I was a late bloomer, so I rely on personality and wits rather than my attractiveness. You are so right.

      • like boobies

        And I bet you are a lot of fun too!

  • Nick

    #29 you are beautiful. Just so you know.

  • M.Teresa

    They're willing to post half-nude pictures of themselves online in a desperate attempt to get attention and sympathy. . .and they're wondering why they're single?

    • ProudChivette

      You must be ugly.

  • Eddie

    lovin #13 n for any chivette the simple fact that you chive on is awesome lol

  • NonBrit


    Go VOLS! Thanks for sharing the beauty.

    • The Bob

      As a Knoxvillian I can really appreciate this pic!

    • TNGuy

      Tennessee is where it's at. Thank you, Country Girl Shake it for me!!

      • Samantha Schmidt

        I am not from TN…. haha

    • snarff

      It could be a Texas T. Go Vols none the less.

      • Ahtnamas Tdimhcs

        No, it's for Tennessee :) I am from Wisconsin tho.

        • UGTP

          WOW! one actually replied on here… thats awesome. good luck sweetheart. you don't need much luck but you know what I mean.

  • echogeo

    Whatever his reason, he's probably reassessing it.

  • Doesn'tmatter

    Just throwing this out there. Ladies, put up the state or school you are from or go too, so we (guys) could make a better effort to sweep you off your feet if we're from there. Possible idea.

    • jjj

      At least you would have an ice breaker. " HI, I saw you on the internet and decided to drive 100 miles to stalk, I mean, meet you."

  • Jeff

    Single………..not for long,especially #20 who I'd take in a heartbeat!

  • Kelvin

    So I am sure that there must be so Chivettes in South Africa. Why can't I find them anywhere???

  • Jflo

    why would any guy dump these lovely chivettes ??

  • LucretiusCarus

    And how many of these chicks actually have bfs but make up this sob story in an effort to get posted? I'd say >95%…

  • Deonvan

    Dear Chivettes,
    I too am recently single… KCCO

  • Lee Anderson

    damn the guys who broke up with them are dumb

  • BigFatal

    #15 flesh cookie

  • Jon G

    As the saying goes…"no matter how hot she is, there's some guy, somewhere, that's sick of her shit."

  • DaveR

    #15 guy's an idiot. Hot.

  • Meh

    Will a Chivette please 'splain to me why they feel they need permission from their boyfriend to post pics of themselves? It sounds to me like you are dating controlling assholes and, clearly, the relationship does not last.

    Respect your significant other but do not let them be the boss of you. You are your own person!


    • LouisianaChivette

      Ahem! Allow me to confirm your suspicions and add some input! What you say is true. But these are also girls who are too insecure and timid to stand up to any boyfriend for fear that, "He won't love me anymore," or "I'll lose him." Sadly, they don't realize, he's not worth it. Been there, done that…no more fucks given…I pity anyone who tries to control me ever again. :) KCCO

      • jjj

        I pity tha fool !

      • Meh

        Thank you for your candid response. The flip side of that coin is that I dated a doormat and realized after we broke up that it is simply not worth it, no matter how good the sex and sammiches were! I've always believed that the best person for the other in a relationship is one that challenges you, not on every little trivial relationship detail but to make you a better person in general.

        I'm glad that you realized this jackhole wasn't worth it sooner than later. Rock on wit' yo bad self.

  • Remy

    I wanna date a chivette!!!!

  • Chris

    GO VOLS !!!

    • samanthajane25

      Thanks :) Thats my booty. :)

      • TNGuy

        Very nice, from another Tennessean!!

  • MarthaJeane

    Hell I'm straight and I'd date you #21. Those abs!

    • The 1% (Thank God)..

      Those abs?? I'm not saying this girl is fat or anything…cause obviously she is not. But, that is clearly more of a "belly pooch" than "abs". Not hatin', just statin'…..

      • LucretiusCarus

        Take an anatomy class or something. No belly pooch there, my friend. Just some side cuts on her abs.

        • Actually....

          From a certified personal trainer who has a degree in sports medicine's perspective, The 1% dude is right. Lighting does a body good sometimes. She is what we call in the industry, "Skinny-Fat"…meaning she's thin…but has no significant muscle mass.

          That is not to say she is ugly or that I think she is fat or anything like that…I'm just saying that what you are seeing as abs is in fact….not. Sorry..

          • The 1% (Thank God)

            @Actually…Thank you.

          • MarthaJeane

            I have a skinny fat friend, so I do know exactly what you're talking about. It looks like cut lines to me, but I'm not the expert.

            I say she submits more so we can reach a more thoroughly researched conclusion. ;)

            • Actually...

              I can see how at first glance you would think that. No joke lighting makes a world of difference in terms of how your body looks. I have body builders and IFBB professional fitness models that come into the gym and are shredded…but put them under some 'down-lighting' and they look ….(well, they still look shredded)….but to much less of an extent.

              Also, get a fatter person into some good 'up lighting' or as in this case some 'back lighting' and a lot of their imperfections are hidden and they look better…relatively, lol.

              I think it was a good catch by "The 1%"……..@ The 1% : You're welcome!

              But I think we're all in agreement that she should probably submit more picutres…just to make sure ;)

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