State Fairs, like insane asylums for food (32 Photos)

  • Fall

    Heart attack waiting to happen!

    • Jester

      And we wonder why everyone is so fucking fat

    • Erin

      Forgot fried cheese curds! Mmmm

    • Underbaker

      At least I will die happy.

    • dddddd

      they left out fried chicken skins!

  • Sully

    Amazing, all of them. Nom Nom Nom

    • Brand_n

      I have to disagree somewhat: all of them EXCEPT the fried drinks and candy. I have no desire to eat a drink in solid form, or chew hot greasy bubblegum.

      • Jjt

        Or spam fried or non fried spam is just sick

        • riverfrontsummerconcerts

          Reminds me of this…

          "We'll fry anything you want for $5.99. As long as it's friable and edible, we'll make it deliciousable."

  • echogeo

    Half way through this post I had three new zits.

    • C.J.

      … too 😡

  • Zedhere

    #6 How many could you eat before your heart explodes?

    • Joe

      Question is how many I could eat until my pants explode…. in the front. sca-dewsh

    • Bird
      • 150dB

        When Vandross was producing an album at the studio where I work, I witnessed him down these on several occasions. He sweat while he did it.

    • TeresaK

      or you get liquid assets

    • DaddyD


      • Underbaker

        By George I think you figured out the question.

    • jameson

      state fairs cant take credit for something clearly created by paula dean


    #6 At the Indiana State Fair. This just looks fucking disgusting .

    • R2_Pinky

      Oh, how wrong you are, sir. 🙂

    • KeepinCalm

      Definitely different. I had the fried koolaid last year (at the indy state fair)…not too bad.

      • MICHAEL

        I'm pretty sure deep fried butter is also from Indy… I remember channel 6 running a special on all the foods and some huge lady was munching it down.

        • Alex

          A lot of those are from all over the country, not just your flyover state.

          • MICHAEL

            Are you offended for no reason? Get a life.

          • KeepinCalm

            lmao – "flyover" state. Which state / country is lucky enough to claim you in their population count?

            • Stay Calm

              It's from a Jason Aldean song.

              • JRE

                No. It's not. Jason Aldean *used* the phrase in his song.

                • KeepinCalm

                  Just added another song to my youtube playlist – "Fly Over States" by Jason Aldean.

                  "Man it all looks the same,
                  Miles and miles of back roads and highways,
                  Connecting little towns with funny names,
                  Who'd want to live down there in the middle of nowhere,

                  They've never drove through Indiana,
                  Met the men who plowed that earth,
                  Planted that seed, busted his ass for you and me,
                  Or caught a harvest moon in Kansas,
                  They'd understand why god made those fly over states"

                  I wouldn't want to live anywhere else -however, I wouldn't mind a winter home somewhere warm from Dec – March 🙂

    • Ned_Plimpton

      You spelled *amazing wrong

    • joe chiver

      Huge line at this booth every year at the North Carolina State Fair, the birthplace of Krispy Kreme

    • zaffa

      ive had one. it takes like sugar sprinkled on a cheeseburger. its alright….

    • ferno

      Just like your mom.

    • Christy

      Alot of them are from all over. We have a ton of these in NY.

      • Lora

        This is actually really good, best way to explain the taste is sausage and pancakes with syrup 🙂 Very good! Must try

    • GREG

      Eat dick Michael, yeah try some hot dogs I will bring the weiner u bring the buns. Maybe that's "up your alley!" Lol

    • Zachary

      This year the new food item is spaghetti and meatball ice cream. The meatballs are chocolate chips and the spaghetti is gelato ice cream somehow made into noodles. Above average.

  • Stephen Booth

    would not eat any of that

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Ok, Stephen… Eat another lean cuisine.

    • joe chiver

      Then shouldn't your name be spelled Stefon instead?

      • GernBlansten


    • Dick Salad

      I don't know… I lived off a diet that consisted solely of MRE's for seven months. Looking at most of this food I get the same pit in my stomach I used to get when contemplating eating another MRE. To each his own.

      • Danny

        I loved MREs as a kid!

        • Dick Salad

          I did too… but you can only sustain yourself on them for so long before eating becomes a chore of necessity.

          • passwordistaco

            scalloped potatoes with ham rocks, and i lived off them for 6 months (and t-rats). If however you are talking about the newer ones then sack up you pussy (if not disregard).

            • Dick Salad

              9 years ago… When I was a lowly lance corporal. Before they got fancy KDR chow halls and such.

    • PresCamacho

      You sir. You are a blight.

  • Boozer

    Can I get that with bacon…please!?

  • Quasimofo

    #26 Must have! To hell with the heart disease!

  • Iam_Davey

    someone's colon after eating this crap.

  • Coop

    I can hear America getting fatter

    • Dr Fap

      All the way from Russia? Impressive.

    • @LuNcH_bOx13

      No, you can't.

      • dik

        I bet you are fat

  • kemosabee

    So good.. Shouldnt have looked at this first thing.

  • jmdmn

    #25 Genius.

    • st33


    • CapnRon

      I had chocolate covered bacon rolled in poprocks lol

    • Jay

      Not as good as it sounds.

    • Gbiscuit

      Sounds too good to be true, but then again, the look on that guy's face is usually reserved for father's holding their new-born baby.

  • blue_bronco


    • Biggie

      The land where just isn't good unless it's deep fried and shoved onto a stick. My arteries clogged just looking at this post

  • Yo Yo Ma

    The State Fair: Where God and Batter Rule…mmmm, deep-fried Jesus!

  • Danno Maurer

    #6 mmmm….do want

    • Fat Bastard

      I'm going to regret this: Three please extra Bacon extra extra butter

  • MarthaJeane

    #17 Terrible idea. Getting crumbs in your gum is the worst!
    #18 However, sounds delicious

    • Panigale

      It's actually really good (fried bubble gum), it won most creative at the Texas State fair last year. The "gum" is actually a deep fried marshmallow w/ gum flavor. No lie it's good……'merica.

    • Needlegun13

      I'm with you on #18 – looks pretty tasty!!

    • Mike

      On the Border restaurant here in Colorado has these (calls them Avacado Fries), and I can assure you, they are very tasty.

    • itsashleybro

      I ate at a place in Houston that had deep fried whole avocados stuffed with cheese and chicken and such. Amazing.

  • Zedhere

    This thread weighs 6,000 lbs.

    • bob

      and 12 000 000 calories!

  • R2_Pinky

    Should I be embarrassed at how many of these items I've tried?! #6 was my favorite!

    • MarthaJeane

      Considering how frequently you're drooled over here, I'd say you should be proud! Rock it Pinky!

      • R2_Pinky

        Thanks Martha, can I put my pinky in your pinky?

        • R2_Pinky

          I see what you tried to do there… but at least be more creative next time! 😛

          • MarthaJeane

            Would you like to lick the frosting off my cupcake? It will look like you've been eating glazed donuts.

            • MarthaJeane

              Or better still do me in the ass till you frost it coz am a chivette and we live for this.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      It would make more sense being embarrassed for being overweight…. I've tried a lot of these items too but I'm not overweight, so fuck what people think about my eating habits.

  • snooze

    The last time I went to a state fair, my neck hurts, I feel dizzy, puked, had a nasty headache and chest pains.

    • Kodos

      then stay off the ferris wheel

    • The Dude

      Maybe you're pregnant?

    • snooze

      I found out that my blood pressure was 180/110.

  • Pwnapotamus

    Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

    • Smaulz

      Shaddup Richard.

      • Richard

        And what did I say about eating in the car?

        • thedude325

          Oh great melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value.

          • chelsea chivette

            your… your brain has the shell on it!

  • LucretiusCarus

    #4 I bet that's actually amazing

    #10 Insert "The Jerk" Pizza-in-a-cup reference here.

    • andfukyamoms

      #4 is reaaaaal good. Food only southern people know about.

      • LucretiusCarus

        This is not really true. I live in the Northeast and have had pig cheeks many a time. Just never peach glazed, unless you mean the peach glaze is something only southerners know about. But I suspect that isn't really true either.

        But I have no doubt they're good together.

      • Madcity Chiver

        Not only for southerners. Those are actually my uncles creation for the Minnesota State Fair at Famous Dave's stand. They are super good. Oh also the chocolate covered bacon, called them Pig Lickers.

    • GernBlansten

      With you on #4.

      For those that think Los Estados Unidos came up with the idea of frying fucking everything, I refer you to the Scots. This all started with the deep fried Mars bar.

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  • JimmyBoPeep

    You can fry anything these days it seems. God bless America.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      yeah man even butter #24

      plus i heard it lubricated you're dead

      • SpacemanSpiff


        wtf brain?

  • bw11

    LOOK AMAZING… #10 & #25

  • YouMadBro

    everything usually looks really tasty at the fair….but here….

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