You have a dirty perspective (25 Photos)

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  • Rose

    First

    • Doughy

      Yep, you're the first moron. Yey you! You twatwaffle

      • http://twitter.com/edmerbrito @edmerbrito

        Hahahahahaha twatwaffle

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      It's like donuts & fat kids with this first thing.

    • WOOPIE GOLDBURG

      STOP IT IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST IM GOING TO NEED YOU TO CATCH ALL OF YOUR FARTS IN JARS DO IT NOW. YES YES PEE PEE IN MY COKE HAPPY TOILE I WILL BE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW REAL WINNERS EAT FROM THE TOILET AND ONCE YOU KNOW THAT THEN THE SPACE SHIPS WILL ARRIVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO THE KINGDOM, BUT YOU ARE NOT READY YET THEY WILL SAY THIS TO YOU AT THAT POINT YOU WILL NEED TO PAINT ALL THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO GREEN AND EAT ALL OF THE POOP IN THE ELEPHANT CAGE WHILE SHOUTING IM A ROCK STAR. WOW IM A GRAPE LOOKING FOR A FRUIT ROLLUP TO CALL MY OWN. THAT IS MY QUESTION TO YOU?

  • drew

    one millionth!!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #20 WHAT a GAP!!!!! I ❤ HUMP DAY!!

  • EasternCanuck

    #6 Find her… DAMN FINE…

    • HOOK

      That is one fine piece.

    • NOLA

      agreed

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000082634164 David Gorski

      fine how?? you can't even see her face! wtf?! maybe it's a dude with fake tits…

      • EasternCanuck

        Well its obvious your batting for the other team.

      • HOOK

        Leave it to a "Cubbie " fan to be bone wrecker.

      • Guest

        then get on over here dude

  • LucretiusCarus

    #7 Say it ain't so, Ultimate Warrior! Say it ain't so!

    • spicticus

      The Warrior would never, could never!

      • LucretiusCarus

        I pray you're right, little spicticus.

    • Jeff

      Champion vs. Champion match

    • Biggus Diccus

      The gif of this is pretty good, its out there somewhere

  • Freaksngeeks

    Stole your fun

  • Terd ferguson

    Hilarious

    • LucretiusCarus

      It's a joke name. It's funny.

  • Dick Salad

    #4 I see asshats doing this when I drive down 17th street every day….

    • who cares

      and? it is literally the most phallic monument we have in the U.S., it is meant to say we have big dicks.

    • Brian

      We need a DC chive meet up!

      • Urethra Franklin

        Tonight! We can watch hockey and talk about the Wizards!

    • Anomanom

      Well it is an obelisk, which is a phallic symbol. So acting like it's a giant penis is pretty much the idea, actually.

  • Cliff

    First!!!

    • bagofrocks

      So close

  • Davie the Irish

    #24 She looks pleased

    • KyleGamgee

      Yeah, the face really sells it. 🙂

      • Jesus

        Her face just made my day. If she's doing this on her wedding day, makes me wonder what the lucky groom has in store for that night…

    • Master_Rahl

      new definition of 'two-fisting' it?

    • Kodos

      find the bride

    • RobTalk

      This one made me laugh the most.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=13727549 Alex Lowe

    #21

    WTF is the creepy figure behind the cart?

    • mudmonkey

      A creepy face on a bag

    • Jak

      Id say it looks like a bag genius

    • mike

      because of the girls pants, the floor and the other girls pants it makes it look like he's wearing a blue jacket

      • awestruck

        I see it. weird

    • Alpha0010

      Gah!

    • Pimp_Paul

      it's a bag with a picture of the Philipppine's national hero, Jose Rizal.

      Source: I'm Filipino 🙂

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    #22 — think of the stink from all the pimples and scabs…then rethink about posing for said photo.

    • Ralph

      I just barfed a little.

    • http://www.facebook.com/este.ybarra Este Ybarra

      The camera guy trolled him… it was supposed to be for the girl on the left, lol!

    • yeah

      or….the guy has a fucking sense of humor and doesn't give a shit about looking foolish to make others laugh? Just a guess.

  • nivek2798

    #24 niiiice
    #25… God no

  • tv_paul

    #1

    Reminds me, haven't seen the movie "Jack The Bear "in awhile

    • Dude Imbibes

      Reminds me I want to see Ted

    • Biggus Diccus

      I submitted this pic months ago, bout time I see it on a post.

  • RobsterCraws

    Can't unsee #15

    • Skermitt

      This one still confuses me… whose hands are where?!

    • tongystunter

      worst on by far!

    • blue_bronco

      Fucking thing sucks!

      • Urethra Franklin

        We'll do it LIVE!

    • KCCO

      this one was disturbing and required a complete double take

    • Panigale

      Gets me every single time….

    • JohnnyBoy

      Good god, WHY?!??!??!

    • I See Losers

      Do not like. There is more wrong here than just the thumb penis.

    • Guest

      made me jump, then laugh, then look for the first to comment on it, then post.

    • Mdot

      I know!!! Never. I've seen the picture a million times but I also see her penis first. It will never not fool me.

    • TDub66

      Hung like an elevator button

  • st33

    Alright!! lol
    #24

  • dan

    #24 is prutty hot!

  • http://twitter.com/PrivateEyes141 @PrivateEyes141

    #7
    Is this a clip from Hogan's sex tape?

    • Acesevens

      His little Hulk-a-maniac is running wild!

  • tv_paul

    #15

    It took me a long time before I realize it was his thumb. I had a Chaz Bono minute there.

  • Monzer

    #24 that looks fun

  • Gun_guy

    #15 I actually took a double take.

  • TomatoTipper

    #15 took me a few minutes to see that it is not actually a dick.

    • http://twitter.com/Onoku @Onoku

      Haha was about to say the same thing

  • TX Country Boy

    I don't have a dirty perspective. That just appears to be a huge Teddy bears wiener. #1

  • SadeShadz

    #1 Didn't read the caption, and my first reaction was a loud OMG!! >.<

  • HardenLong

    #15 is disturbing. Even after you see its his thumb.

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