Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • pickleman77

    #31 Putting the "Fucking" in "Bill Fucking Murray"

    • PenthouseTommy

      #31 Is just mad sexy! Love me some #42 and #45 is SOOOOO WORTHY!!!!

      • DeloreanPilot

        A smoking hot redhead chiver in Oklahoma? I'm saved.

        • pickleman77

          Delorean Pilot-Just a name, or are you a Delorean owner? Love Deloreans!

          • DeloreanPilot

            Actual pilot without a Delorean I'm afraid. Hopefully one day!

      • Oklahoma Chiver


    • Nolanator

      Gotta love the OU cup. Nice to see there are University of Oklahoma Chivettes.

    • Epitomizer

      Nice to see the Okie chicks rep'n!

    • Evilfrog

      Holy F*** !?!

      never saw it was a Bill Murray shirt


    #26 Where did you get that phone case?!?!?!

    • facePalm

      GOOGLE SEARCH! Welcome to the internet!

      • MICHAEL

        Why didn't I think of that?

        • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

          As geeky as I admittedly am, I didn't even notice the case until I read your comment…I don;t know how I feel about this

    • Josh


    • winfields

      clearly on the internet… I'd recommend Amazon.

    • steve blowjobs

      iphone is for pussies and women

      • Feeder of Trolls


      • lip

        Yeah, lemme know how that blackberry is workin for ya! FDB!

        • MarauderV8

          How's the 4G on the iPhone? Oh wait…

          • T Loco

            Oh wait what? Mine is 4g retardo

            • MarauderV8

              Uh, sorry to burst your bubble, but there are no 4G iPhones. The 4S is a 3G phone. The way I see it, if you want unparalleled app support, get an iPhone. If you want faster browsing and superior functionality, get something else.

              • JustinFL

                Sorry to burst YOUR bubble but there are no 4G phones, period, just a slightly faster 3G phone.

                • Meshuggah

                  What bubble did you burst again?

      • Forever Alone

        Says the guy with no job or woman

        • brett

          Says the guy styling himself "Forever Alone"

      • brett

        Agreed. the only people getting offended by this are pussies and women

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      check out redbubble.com. they got a bunch of cool iphone covers and other things. little pricey though.

    • quailman

      dude. cmon. google iphone gameboy case. amazon sells it for $2.10 with free shipping. welcome to the internet.

      • MICHAEL

        This is the hard plastic case not the flimsy rubbery one

    • Midget_sancho

      I saw them on ebay and amazon

    • 0331

      Those shower curtains are to die for.

      • RY!

        u mean meat curtains.

    • Dylan

      Forever alone

    • http://twitter.com/PillowSniff @PillowSniff

      That phone case is BOSS FUCKING HOGGG with tits and a moustache!!! That's how awesome it is. Who gives a fuck what phone is in it. I hope they make it for my bag phone.

    • JackMiracle

      I got one too.
      Dealextreme. Google it.
      2 bucks. It just takes 2 months to arrive from china. Shipping costs a penny.
      Kcco Burlington Ontario

    • cliffo

      You can buy them from http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com... along with shit tones of awesome cool stuff!

  • Scratchy

    Took a hit off the DAR pipe once and now I'm always itching for more.

    • wrong

      This one was actually pretty fucking boring.

  • Slick_Nick

    #49 simply MOAR

    • winfields

      Happy Titties!!

      • Droid

        who ever is getting the morning sex is a lucky man

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Or girl, you narrow minded pervert!

          – Fan testimonial: "Paula is probably the most successful troll to roam the internet. Admit it, she's gotten you LOLing at least once"

          • J-Roc

            Shut up ugly

            • 0001

              Who is Paula?

          • Jesus

            Been taking some lessons on fake testimonials from the weight loss adverts? I haven't LOLed once.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Not a single fake testimonial among them. True story.

              – the one you love to hate

              • a$$ki$$er

                Hail Paula,

                Queen of the Trolls!

            • sploodge

              agreed, haven't lol'd once… cringed a million times though.

      • i heart chivettes

        Good gawd. I would cut off my arm for this girl. Amazing rack, awesome attitude, pretty as fuck, and sexy ass hell. #49

        • Fish

          Fuh-fuh-fuh-FIND HER!! For the Mother of all Gods!!!'n

        • :/.

          wtf photoshopped out nipples 😦 Think of the starving babies..and by babies I mean chivers..

    • Martin_McFly

      Simple or not…
      to whatever end, make it happen!

    • TheUChiver

      Perfect woman is Perfect!

    • Erock

      I love strippers!!

    • hump

      My buddy dated her in college – used to say she was a huge fan of ass play

      • NcouthYouth

        You know there is a proof clause here on The Chive for claims such as this, right?

      • hump

        And f*ck you chive for deleting that when I posted it as the second comment on today's DAR. Facisit dogs.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You're welcome πŸ™‚ And you were third.

          – Fan testimonial: "You are incredibly weird. I don't understand you. I assume you don't understand you. – LoyalLAChiver"

          • hump


      • dave

        is that true alicia do you enjoy ass play???

      • http://twitter.com/CaliChivette @CaliChivette

        oh come on now, you atleast need a good lie if you're going to pull that shit out of your ass buddy!

    • wigs

      her is the problem..tittays don't make the woman…and that is all she's got. She's fat. Sorry bro.

      • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

        @wigs are u fucking for real dude?!

      • its_forge


        :: points at you ::


      • Lotus

        You my friend, are DARlusional! She's gorgeous and you're a bro.

      • http://twitter.com/CaliChivette @CaliChivette

        lol thanks for making me laugh hun πŸ™‚ kcco from a "fat" chivette!

        • wigs

          Enter text right here!ok..she isnt "fat"…bit but if she put on a lil bikini and walked down the street she would be that fat chick with big.boobs. No doubt about it..she is soft and fluffy. You cannot disagree with that.

          • EveryChiverButWigs

            Dear wigs,
            gtfo of the chive with your negative comments

            All the Chivers

          • Dale

            I love soft and fluffy

    • DubU2Death

      Shoot the duck!!!

    • El_Hefe

      she's trying way too hard… especially with the 3rd to do

      • http://twitter.com/CaliChivette @CaliChivette

        that is how I make my BLT. come on, you can't get mad because you want one! just go make one ! haha

    • Come at me bro

      Every woman should be like this! By "this" I mean Chive, Morning Sex, and making sandwiches. Also, doesn't hurt to have big boobies.

    • KyleGamgee

      I ❀ Alicia. My #1 favorite Chivette.

      #49 Once more for good measure. πŸ™‚

    • Greg

      That's not a BLT, liar!!!

    • A_O

      anyone else want to watch weeds?

    • Ig14

      Cotw worthy? I think so.

    • Tecumseh

      Moar indeed!

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      go here for moar @CaliChivette simple as that

    • Trav1121

      MLP-Lookalike aka Alicia is probably one of the hottest women to ever submit to the Chive. Just incredibly alluring and dropdead gorgeous! I can't find enough adjectives to describe her! So I'll just say WOW with all caps. πŸ™‚

      • http://twitter.com/CaliChivette @CaliChivette

        and I suck at taking compliments so I'll just say holy hell you are too nice!

        • Trav1121

          Just calls it as I sees it. πŸ™‚ Keep submitting and I'll keep capitalizing! Haha

        • Prollyphonic

          So, even being a loyal Chivette, you still pull the duckface?? For shame. 6/10

    • Bdick


    • El Gringo Diablo

      Simply amazing!

    • Jordan

      That looks a lot like Mary-Louise Parker

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      You are why man invented poetry, just saying you're beautiful doesn't really cut it.

    • Matt

      where are her nipples?

    • Austin

      Dear lord I have found the one CHIVE ON

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #6 jealous much?

    • winfields

      Dat Look….

    • twoedges

      haters gonna hate

    • Drew

      Could be bad timing. …
      Could be that she wants her.

  • dochandy

    #2 CHECK THAT DOOR FOR HEAT?! #4 i love you…

    • http://twitter.com/V_Sprague @V_Sprague

      Don't open from in front of the door. Basic firefighting skills.

      • Fartymcarty

        You're an idiot. Love a fireman

    • Zach

      That's why structure is lame, real men do it in the woods!

    • Patrick

      He's really jumping in.

    • sam

      well it looks like he got blasted through a window. there aren't that many windows in a house that's directly across from a door, especially a window behind you when opening a door. So it might have not been the fireman's fault at all.

      • dochandy

        it's a Backdraft reference…

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #4 what a gap and #25 moar!!!!!

    • Cramer

      MOAR #25

      • gelepa

        Kristina Larkina (or Kriss Larkina)

      • mike

        unbelievably gorgeous! can't take my eyes off her

    • Jesus

      #25 is like the perfect example of really hot, really crazy eyes… that strangely turn me on. MOAR!

  • MormonChiver


    Romney 2012!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – Fan testimonial: "Apparently they have Chive in hell."

    • MormonChiver

      That's ok, guys. You don't have to like my comment. But Chive is a community and I hope that you guys consider spending time with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and his prophet Joseph Smith. I think you'll like it!

      And Romney is a man of God who cares for our country and God's will. Please vote for him in November!

      • Dead

        Go pedal your fairy tales to people who are stupid enough to belive that bull.

        • MormonChiver

          I'm sure you have plenty of questions about what we believe and what God has planned for you. THAT'S OK! It's natural. Please visit. askamormon.com. There is always somebody there who can help you!

          • Brutal Deluxe

            I hope that site can answer my questions. First up: Why do all my fingers smell like your mom?

      • Jason

        Religion is like a penis; you may have one but you shouldn't try to shove it down everyone elses throats.

        • MormonChiver

          I see your point. My apologies sir.

      • jjj

        Have fun on planet Kobol or star what ever it is.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If we're going for imaginary figures I'd rather spend quality time with Jessica Rabbit.
        <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dBBxkHEy-Lw/T2xNXvzA2sI/AAAAAAAAyDY/9b3oNBy6tVg/s1600/Jessica-Rabbit-Cartoon-Photos.jpg"&gt;
        – Fan testimonial: "You are incredibly weird. I don't understand you. I assume you don't understand you. – LoyalLAChiver"

        • OnOneWheel24

          This is probably the first thumbs up I have given Paula

        • JimBob

          I love you Paula_

      • Joe Q?

        Gods, cults, Joseph smith, Greek gods, they are all …….. The Flying spaghetti monster? Now that is something to believe in.

        Why do you guys keep spelling moron with two M's? And yes I did not make that up, I got it from the Chive.


      • Ugh

        Unless he flip-flops on that too.

        Joseph Smith was called a prophet
        Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
        He started the Mormon religion
        Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

      • Greg

        Take your sky fairy bullshit somewhere else.

    • Rememo

      Jesus would have bitch-slapped Romney. Have a nice day.

    • MormonChiver


      This is the most important election of our lifetime and God has gone out of his way to put one of his Children and a follower of Joseph Smith in line to lead us.

      GOD LOVES AMERICA and that's why he is giving us Mitt Romney! All we have to do is listen to Him and vote this November. Chive on!

      • Jeff in KC

        This post is a troll. There is no way this guy is actually a Mormon. Mormons don't talk like this, and wouldn't post such dumb comments on The Chive anyway. I should know — I'm a Mormon myself. This guy is just trying to annoy people so they won't vote Republican in the next election. I don't imagine The Chive is a super hotbed of conservative political thought, but this guy's lame attempt to alienate people is weak!

        • MormonChiver

          Hey Jeff,

          Glad to hear you are a Mormon, too. I'm on my mission in western Kentucky and it gets boring sometimes. I Chive to break the routine sometimes and I realized that there are people here we can be reaching out to as well. Every conversation is a chance to talk to people about God!

          • Loyalchivette

            I think thats exactly it. You're bored. Religion is a plague on states like yours. You need to experience a diverse city that will teach you That religion only hinders the possibility of u growing the fuck up.

        • jesse

          Haha you believe fake crap you idiot.

        • jesse

          Haha Joseph Smith was a fraud and you are dumb.

    • Kodos

      Not unless he Chives…

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      I learned everything I need to know about Mormons from South Park

    • 1/2FunAndDon'tCry

      As long as we get rid of Obama!

      • SigEpChiver

        I dunno dude. I hate obama and all but I don't like mormons either. LOL. If only my boy ron paul would man up and take both these douchshits down.

        GO BUCKEYES!

    • MormonChiver

      It's ok guys, I know you'll come to Him when you are ready. I'm just saying that the LDS church is full of great people just like the chive. I won't bother you guys too much I just wanted to throw it out there so that we can have conversations about Him and the things that matter in life.

      Chive On!

      • That Guy

        So he's a religious man and gets on theChive????

        Seems legit to me

      • lowercasetron

        wait you guys do LSD at church!? sign me up mutha fucka

  • Scratchy

    Chive, Y U no have womens DAR shirts?


    #17 oh my gawd.

    • Chris

      Just another pretty blonde

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Nobody told her this site is not a jump-start to a modeling career…..err…..maybe it is, I don't know anymore.

        • Always Last

          Yes it is – ask LG, Shay and the others. This, coed, collegepoison, uncoached, etc. You can find just about everyone of these girls on those sites as well. Many of them actually start there and then find their way to theChive. Proven formula for 3rd rate, mildly pornish models.

    • chronicLSD

      wow im in love!

    • Wheeze

      no ish……

  • BabyFarts Magizax


    • Tom

      Got one.

    • YOYO

      got mine

    • http://twitter.com/Dosanthemum @Dosanthemum

      Got mine, finally!

    • MrShiddly

      I want a kcco or bfm!!! 😦 I feel empty not having one!!

    • Country Fan

      I HAVE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

    • Samwetd

      I have all three fuckers.

    • Xhemial

      I want one and a KCCO shirt for a chivette at school

    • Trav1121

      My lovely wife went to bat for me today and got one, since I have a new job and can't be at a comp. She didn't have enough for her own tho. 😦 Luckily when I got home, there were still some available so I got her one! So she agreed to show actually submit a photo of her awesomeness in her original Chive woman's shirt! Yes! I'll letcha guys know when it hapoens and all you bastards better be nice to her. Haha πŸ˜›

    • ATouchofInsanity

      I got mine! Can't wait to see it arrive in the mail!

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      Accidentally bought 3 smalls in my haste! Anybody miss out and want one? πŸ™‚

  • lando


    you're doing 3 things very right

    • Dude

      Strippers are awesome!

    • DubU2Death

      Minus the duckface, looks like she might be trying to hold it back

      • thom

        She is taking this to a whole new level.

    • twoedges

      she looks like Mary Louise Parker

    • Drew

      The self-adoring is strong with this one…

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      #49 I LOVE YOU

  • winfields

    An interesting…. DAR….. at a reasonable time…. I like it.

    • ya kent

      haha llamacorn, natural predator is the liger

      in other news, #14 is so sad

    • WSO

      I smell a new T-shirt design!!!!!!!!!

  • Catzb

    i did absolutely no work today…thanks Chive ^____^

    • Skermitt

      Same. Contributed zero to my company today.

      • Jammy

        I'm going on day number 5

        • You guys suck

          Fucking thiefs.

  • IM_ON_A_B0AT

    #1 ay ay ay

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Dearest minions,
    Ever notice how DAR is always late when following a gallery of a cutie, like Jordan this time? Why do you think that is meow?

    – fan testimonial: "You'll have to talk to your friends at the site. They have pictures of the other cakes… – MarthaJeane"

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I made the testimonials? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or concerned.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm just trying to bribe you in to moar cake…

        – Fan testimonial: "P.S. Feel free to use this as a tag line."

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Better run to check Mac's email before he eats it all.

    • forever alone

      paula sort the dweb with the shit name and u shall forvever be my alone friend

    • LoyalLAChiver

      You are incredibly weird. I don't understand you. I assume you don't understand you.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I don't understand me either. I think I may be Johns imaginary bitch.
        Or worse, Bobs!
        Argh, as long as it's NOT MACs!!!1! That guys is weeeeeeeiiiird……

        – Fan testimonial: "I made the testimonials? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or concerned. – MarthaJeane"

        • Jammy

          I can;t remember if your hot or not either way please stop talking.

          • Scuba Steve

            NOT!! Definitely Not, She showed some under boob once and you immediately thought " E.T. Needs To Go The Fuck Back Home Now!!!"

    • buck

      I hate everything that you choose to be. You are just awful. Stop breathing. You are stealing air that could be used on real people. You are an oxygen thief.

    • etcrr's goat

      you have to admit, Paula is not anywhere near annoying as that etcrr douche….

  • Chiefhenry27

    #49 that's my To Do List everyday!

    • Basement Son

      Ask mom to make you a sandwich

    • http://twitter.com/CaliChivette @CaliChivette

      Then I would say you are always a step ahead of everyone else πŸ™‚

    • Cudaman

      Also looks like Anna Silk another MLP look a like and also hot as hell! http://i2.listal.com/image/1376087/600full-anna-s

  • winfields

    #34 YOU DON'T SAY????

    • gusto

      I see what you implied there.

  • Martin_McFly

    #25 Oh shit!!!

    She's penetrated my Soul with those eyes!!

    …and also that rockin' hot body

    • http://www.stanggappa.com Stang

      Find herrrrrrrr

      • http://brigwyn.com Brigwyn

        FOUND! model Kriss Larkina. πŸ˜‰

    • KyleGamgee

      Is that a painting??

  • Tommy


    WTF. Just more books?

    • Martin_McFly

      no… it's the porn

    • Guest

      No, there's a staircase there as well.

      • Tommy

        Oh yeah cool. Maybe it leads to a sink.

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      The only reason I want to own a house is to do this.

    • stumeister

      Bookcaseception !

  • dochandy

    #27 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….. IS THAT DUDE'S DICK STICKING OUT OF HIS SHORTS?!?!?!?!

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      If you noticed that, I have bad news for you…

      • dochandy

        haha! what? that i'm good at Where's Waldo?

    • martian maggot

      felt kinda gay for noticing… but, that is my question as well…

    • http://twitter.com/toofast_28 @toofast_28

      you know how i know you're gay?

      • dochandy

        you know how i know you're 12?

    • wise

      from this day forward…you shall be known as "Dickhead Detective"

      • dochandy

        well, it's better than "Detective Dickhead"…

    • dickspyer

      Thats what I noticed as well…….

      • dochandy

        oh! i just found another one!

    • MelissaMag

      Yes it is I'm afraid. Probably sported a woody and tried to tuck it under his drawstring or something. Thanks for pointing that out…..

      • dochandy

        just doing my job, ma'am.

        • Scott

          I'm just glad someone answered the question instead of just making another gay joke.

    • Tuckaboner

      HA! The boner tuck, havent done that since 8th grade!

    • Ayay

      I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton. Just a little SuperBad reference for ya! CHIVE ON!

      • ImpressMe

        That might have been just a little too much information.

    • Notme

      At least he is feeling some leg. The other guy is hover hand master.

    • Toon4454

      LMAO I thought the same thing

    • Force Kin

      they can piss in my mouth n shit on my chest

  • Rollout25

    #1 I like what is happening in this pic

  • the_mike

    #27 where do I sign up?

    • jared

      got to love stagecoach coutry music festival, is the cochella of county (actually same place) but the girls are amazing!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1315688786 KC Reichelt

      on the tip of the dude on the right's weeeeeener…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #35 Hope that's not a real tattoo.

    • Droid


    • Chunk Pants

      I wonder how they are going to cover that up when they break up in 3 months…

    • NME

      Dumbest shit I've ever seen. BTW, If you only look at her arm (try to ignore the albino douche for a minute) the tattoo looks like a dick with an arrowhead stuck in it.

      • Ice

        "Albino", I do not think it means what you think it means.

      • Rob

        oh this is a real tattoo alright LMAO thats my exwife and her new husband!!

        you are my new hero… BAHAHA!

      • ubdilly

        Agreed, worst shit I have ever seen! WTF

    • SPZander

      weird.. I hope it is; waiting for the break up πŸ™‚

    • question

      How do you add other pictures from chive to the comments?

      • dub


        So if you want picture # 10 to show up, you type #10 (without space)

        #3, #4, #49

        • question

          Ah, thats for answerin prolly a very stupid question. Chive on buddy

          • dub

            There are no dumb questions. There is only Bill Murray.

            • question


    • Rob

      oh this is a real tattoo alright LMAO thats my exwife and her new husband!!

    • dasdasdsa

      brother and sister

  • bud

    #49 girl you got some big ol bOObs!

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