Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • BabyFart Magizax

    That's one lucky bear #8

    • Trav1121

      He is after her damn fine pic-a-nic basket! Yogi gets all the fun.

    • uradb

      yes. very lucky. because he is real, of course.

    • M.C.

      Pedo Bear Approved!

    • Tim

      I think you mean, that's one lucky girl!

    • pyramidclimber

      BEAR FUCKER..can iz assist?

    • bdg

      She loves his wood!

    • CaNaDaaa

      We need to find her!!!!!

    • Pepesilvio

      Bitch better have my honey!!!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      suddenly…bear secks…

    • xxx

      well he wont be with all the herpes he's gettin'
      that shit's forever

      • bobo

        Ha I was thinking that too.

    • BareBackLover

      She likes it bear back… It was so easy and no one said it… NO ONE! So I did… I fucking did. Your all welcome.

  • First

    first

    • Matt

      No, and it would still have been a lame-ass comment even if you HAD been.

      • stfu

        shut up matt, doucher

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

      First to comment, last to get laid…

      • DaddyD

        Even when not first, still last to get laid.

  • Ander

    #2 Release the Kraken!!

    • Devin_Medrano

      I see Lord Cthulhu has awakened from his long slumber

  • Matt

    #2 what's with the Oompa Loompa?

    • Uhhmm

      LMAO why is this thumbed down?

  • Rollout25

    #9 Now we just make it a wet t shirt contest and this would be the most popular track event in college

    • Momo hater

      You obviously don't understand what BYU is…

    • Annie

      It's BYU. Mormons go there so no alcohol, no smoking, no coffee, no wet t shirts.

  • Art

    #10 **sighs** the perfect rows and symmetry satisfies my OCD! Pranking done right!

    • DPAction

      Beer pong!

    • SweetDannyJ

      So hardcore!… Spend some of that OCD energy cleaning up your city street garbage or something useful, nitwits
      Now show this dumb ass 'Prank' to kids in Africa where they drink water from a puddle, if they're lucky

  • Ender84

    Dear Chive,
    Please do a Chive-a-thon®™ or Chive Drive®™ to raise money to get rid of the banners…I got $5 on it. 

    If you need either registered names, I'll give them to you for the price of get rid of the banners. Deal? KCCO!

    • your welcome.

      its called ad-block

      • BFa

        It's called mobile ads.

        • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

          It's called the people who bring us happiness need to eat and I'd rather to need a subscription to enjoy the Chive

  • Rollout25

    #6 I think we need to see MOAR of this business visionary!

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      I think she'd make a good boss.

      "Ok Everyone great work, candyfloss and cupcake bonuses for everyone"

      You wouldn't go hungry.

      • tralfaz

        I hope they have dental.

    • 650

      Apparently plugging something in means installing it. Prepare for this visionary to bulk up.

    • SFnut25

      Go Giants!

    • rich

      about as practical as a fondue machine. but then again, girls aren't really known for their practicality.

    • Vent187

      Oh man you are going to get fat sitting at your desk eating cotton candy all day. Anyway, you look great right now.

  • Fuck Cats

    #21 A cat would hiss and run away…just saying..

    • Mattman

      This is awesome. Fuck thieves. Dogs are the shit.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Store owner gets sued, loses store…live at 9 o.0

      • John

        That's not true. You can't use deadly force to protect chattels but that is clearly self defense.

        • Kim

          YOU DON'T SAY?!

    • xxsevendeucexx

      this is fake who points a gun at someone like that as if he was trying to poke him with it

      • stonewall_79

        Agreed totally fake.

    • 1C451

      I completely agree, but unfortunately, this is a video of a training session. Look closely; It's not the first time the "robbers" bite sleeve has taken a hit.

    • LucretiusCarus

      Fuck cats, indeed. Well done getting up votes on saying fuck cats. I will take notes and try again on Cat Saturday. I salute you, sir.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        or you could just skip cat Saturday…ya know, instead of going on just to be a dick…

        • LucretiusCarus

          You won't induce me until giving up on Cat hating that easily. No. I'll continue my crusade against Cat Saturday until all of the anti-Cat Chivers rise up in protest and drive that shit to where it belongs–the Berry or the garbage.

          • stonewall_79

            Yea right and when you woke up you realize you had a dildo sticked on your ass.

            • Unfkngblvbl

              you sure told him O.o

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            yeah, but I like cats and cat saturday…why you want to take that away from me? fascist.

            (all in good fun btw, not trying to start shit)

            • LucretiusCarus

              All in good fun? Cat Saturday is an affront to all that is good, decent and sensible in the world.

              Fuck cats and Cat Saturday. Again, let it reside on the Berry or some other more appropriate forum, like the 9th ring of Hell right next to Judas.

              • Woop

                Let's see who wins my friend. I fear MAC wont stop posting no matter what you say. There are enough Cat lovers on this site that if it had to be arbitrated, MAC will always choose aye than nay. Good luck protesting – your freedom, your choice but as they say on the nature channel when the wilderbeast leaves the herd, "sadly now, there can only be one outcome. "

                • LucretiusCarus

                  You're probably correct, but that does absolutely nothing to assuage my hatred of Cat Saturday. I will not be mollified until Cat Saturday dies a quick and painful death.

                  Slow and painful would also be suitable, but I'd rather it happen sooner than later.

              • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

                you know what, you're right….go fuck yourself.

                • LucretiusCarus

                  All in good fun, indeed.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003109070737 Veronica Perez

                  never feed the trolls…

    • Dick Salad

      Who buys a cat for security and protection? Shit most untrained dogs wont even do this…

      • Capt. Bo Jengles

        You ever seen the commercial for the security panther… Lol that's a cat…. AND NOBODY FUCKS WITH A PANTHER!!!!

    • stonewall_79

      If you have a business to take care of you buy a gun not a dog asshole.

      • Leeks

        Or you buy a whole dog. Dog assholes aren't the part that does the protecting.

    • lol

      AHAHA Imagine him throwing a cat up on the counter xD

      • vlad

        would be more funny with a lynx

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #15 BAHAHAHAHA That is Hilarious!!!

    • Underhill

      How he do that??

      • Someone

        Super Powers, Obviously.

    • TDub66

      Hilariously GAY!

  • Stephen

    #18 Who'da thunk that little girl would grow up into a full blown hottie!

    • duh

      umm…..EVERYONE??

      • DaddyD

        Yup. All the signs were there.

        • KCCO

          True Story

      • Art

        I wasn't looking at the signs when she was 11

        • dtown

          I was, because I was 10.

    • Witchlover

      She looks like she's 12 you sick fucks. Just give it a bit, that one's not done yet.

      • Max_Power

        She's actually 22, so no shame there

      • pewpewpew

        wanna know how i know your gay?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002268404979 Tam Reevooh

      Uh-Oh. Looks like she might be coming down with a case of the Hollywood eating disorders. Seems kinda skinny.

      • Devin_Medrano

        wait til she hits 25, she'll probably fill out

    • GomerPyle

      I did!

    • hello please

      Can't wait to see if she can pull it off.

      The chav voice. I'm talking about the chav voice.

  • HairyLarry

    #26 what is this scorcery

    • cheers

      they're cheeseburger cupcakes

      • AnthonySyl

        thanks, wouldn't have figured that out from the caption

    • GomerPyle

      Cooking?

  • Trav1121

    #18 The BEST part of the Harry Potter movies! Just gets better with age. 🙂

    • mike

      eh…she was waaaaaaaay hotter in the first harry potter movie. amirite?????

      • Trav1121

        Gotta disagree. She was cute but got better as she grew up and filled out. She is way hotter now than she was back then.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          you took the bait Trav. and the fact that you seriously considered this makes your post creepier than mikes.

          • Bait Hansen

            I see what you did there

  • TylerG_76

    #4 "A casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally!"

    • kw1q51lv3r

      I read that in his voice. Aloud.

    • Crabby Patty

      Story about Claude the crab:
      http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2012/05/03/3

      Made the front page of my local paper, not proud of it but it happened anyways.

      • xbod

        What's not to be proud of? That's pretty cool.

  • etcrr

    #21 is awesome. good dog!

    • Jojo

      It's fake-ish. Training video.

    • Panigale

      Let's see a cat do that.

  • Brooks

    #23 Abraham Lincoln: Ghostbuster?

    • longhorn

      vampire hunter

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I think I see a new Chive shirt on the horizon. Van Helsabe?

      • Devin_Medrano

        SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

    • Mike

      this needs to be a chive tee!!!

  • 3MC

    #1 is it live? or is it memorex?

  • bh4q

    #29 and now they're aliens….thanks Michael bay.

  • Trav1121

    #6 Want! All of it!

    • LucretiusCarus

      I guess plugging an appliance into an outlet = installation.

      • rich

        yeah, what I was thinking. she must fancy herself a real DIY type of girl.

        • LucretiusCarus

          I wonder if she could come to my place and install a coffee maker or a sandwich press.

    • johnnysixtoes

      good luck with the diabetes

  • hud

    and you're 40 years older than her. WTF.

    • Hud's Mom

      and you are the dumbest fuck we have ever read, Your point?

      • hud

        good one stan/etcrr. don't forget to log back in.

  • MattKL

    #8 What's that, bear, you're tired? No problem, just scoot on over and I'll take it from here.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Is his cock in the middle of his chest? That would make his nuts "Chesticles"

  • RealZoo

    #3 I want to go there. #8 Someone likes bear hugs!!!

    • Logicyup

      Thoughts of your childhood scare me if that's your idea of a hug.

  • Slim Jim

    i'd tap that

  • Slim Jim

    #8 I'd tap that

  • CH1V3R

    #9

    Bitches be trippin'

    • Eric225

      What I don't understand, is that's actually what she was supposed to do… I've seen it before. youre supposed to gracefully flip or jump over it and land in the water?? who the fuck thinks of that? and the people in the background start clapping.. I don't get it. Anyone have any insight?

      • Utah-chiver

        Dude it's BYU. This is what sober virgins do to entertain themselves so that they aren't tempted by the devil into holding hands with someone of the opposit sex. -Utah Chiver

        • GomerPyle

          Go Utes!

        • Qwerty

          You're retarded.

    • cheeseSammich

      Laughed out loud at my desk just now, seriously, you should have seen the looks i got!

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